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WikiLeaks

Wikileaks is a website that poses as a free for all wiki site to allow anonymous people of all countries to release classified government and corporate documents for the lulz, thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for profit. It's run by Barack Obama's evil albino twin Julian Assange, whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of Barack Obama. Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.

Some say it a good site to troll governments and other organizations and the man is constantly trying to censor it. The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.

If you thought that Wikipedia had a massive case of unwarranted self-importance when it claimed to be "the sum of all human knowledge", just try this one on for size:

	“	We believe Wikileaks is the strongest way we have of generating the true democracy and good governance on which all mankind's dreams depend.	„
	—Some TL;DR shit backs up this highly bold statement.

Yeah, so you've told us that Wikileaks is the ultimate revolutionary moralfag site... cool story bro!

Some argue Wikileaks is, in fact, a cover-up site made by the man. They point out that instead of providing us with crucial information for revolutionary practices (i.e. the location of secret jew gold deposit, technical detail of nano-biochip which is going to be clandestinely implemented to every single non-jew, and Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy's plan on human extinction of year 2012 (disambiguation)), the wiki itself is full of shit nobody cares about.

Wikileaks also let us know the interesting fact that ED was on the United States of Australia government's list of blacklisted websites. We can't show enough just how grateful we are for being kept in the know. It is best not to rage about internet censorship because we all know that the people coming up with these blacklists are nothing more than epic trolls themselves and are doing it for the lulz of watching us not have our lulz.

This all said, it's undeniably obvious that the WikiLeaks invention has resulted in the most epic and lulziest conflict between powerful nations since World War II. Does this mean we'll finally get to see the latest installment of the classic World War series that we've all been waiting for? Let's hope so! In the meantime, be sure to stay tuned and remember to stock up on your bags of popcorn and beer.

(( FREE AT LAST! ))