Call of Duty

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GENERIC FPS, also known as 'Call of Duty' or 'Children's Online Daycare', is a FPS series of shovelware vidya games released every year just before the Christmas season for that highly coveted 13-year-old boy demographic and their pocket money. This series alone has destroyed the future of gaming for decades to come.

The games

Often shortened to CoD, a type of fish. There are multiple Call of Duty games in the series, even ones that actually used to be GOOD. Wow, who knew, right? Which were you looking for?

Call of Duty / Call of Duty: United Offensive / Call of Duty: Classic - Made at least 100 years ago, it was the best FPS game ever made.

Call of Duty 2 - Made at least 100 years ago and was also a pretty cool game.

Call of Duty: Finest Hour - First console game, but actually managed to be awesome.

Call of Duty: Big Red One - Was shit, so nobody cared about it.

Call of Duty 3 - Made at least 100 years ago, was console shit and as such nobody cares about it.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare - This is where the fandom and butthurt began! Introduced the broken killstreaks.

Call of Duty: World at War - The last COD game that was like the other old ones, except with overpowered tanks and the most over the top overpowered weapon in FPS history, the MP40. Only good bit was that it had Nazi zombies in it.

Modern Warfare 2 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare REPACKAGED, now with a first person civilian mass murder mission!

Call of Duty: Black Ops - Took the story in a different direction by putting everything in the 60s, "innovated" the zombie mode by completely overblowing it with DLC and had the worst PC port of all time.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 REPACKAGED, now with London bombings!

Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare REPACKAGED - AGAIN, in the slight future, disguised as a roleplaying game with totally edgy as fuck "choices".

Call of Duty: Ghosts - Dogs, woof woof. That is all.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Titanfall + Black Ops II + pre-pubescent kids = Advanced Warfare. PRESS "F" TO PAY RESPECTS!

Call of Duty: Black Ops III - Oh god they made another one?! This time it's an even more edgy cyberpunk shooter with the most cartoonish and immature multiplayer mode of any CoD to date.

Call of Duty: Online - A Game made by China for the Chinese. is a fusion of all CoDs from Modern Warfare to Black Ops 2. Now available with female characters in revealing outfits.

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare - More futuristic bullshit. This time with a SPESS SHIPZZ!!1 gimmick, so all the casual millennial retards can pretend they touched a spaceship simulator at one point in their empty lives. The mutiplayer mode is a carbon copy of the Blops 3 multiplayer mode. You have to buy this shit to get COD4 "Remastered". Nostalgia goggles not included.

Call of Duty: WWII - Oh fuck here we go again. Welcome back to 2003. World War II for the millionth time, storm that fucking beach for the billionth time, kill some Nazis for the trillionth time, blow shit up for the quadrillionth time.

Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII - At this point, they aren't even fucking trying anymore. Take Black Ops III, axe the exo-suits and campaign, then mash it together with Rainbow Six: Siege, PUBG, and Overwatch. This is literally the definition of "cash-grab".

Call of Duty: Mobile Chink shit no one gives a fuck about.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019) After realizing that all that they did to progress the series into the future was worthless if it meant a rapidly-declining player base and sales, and that all those who stuck around wanted out of the series was a return to form, Infinity Ward came to their senses, and subsequently released one of the better entries in recent years. Not to be confused with....

Call of Duty: Warzone Free online, obligatory Battle Royale. Was pretty good when restricted to MW 2019, but has gotten progressively worse since BO: Cold War and Vanguard shit has been added.

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War reskinned re-tread of BO1 and an overall pretty mediocre entry. Also lets you select non-binary as you're gender because current year.

Call of Duty: Vanguard Shit. Like, actual, utter fucking shit. The worst World War II era installment since CoD3. Wouldn't matter, if not for the fact that Vanguard shit is in Warzone, and as such, Warzone is fucking ruined now.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022) Everything bad about the first remake is back and worse than ever. Asinine and contrived plot, blatant nostalgia bait that copies OG MW2 moments without any of the elements that made them memorable, a shit multiplayer with a fucking merry-go-round of a progression system (with missing features too at one point), lame Spec-Ops, Warzone 2 and the surprisingly decent new DMZ mode (minus the grindy missions and exfil campers).

Players

Call of Duty players are known as:

Bratty and whiny 13 year old shitheads.

Video game addicts living in filthy homes.

Mass-murderers of small children.

Azn (Call of Duty Online Only).

Low life hackers!

Wiggers, chavs and fratboys.

Rich adults, who try to show others that they are a normal average person.

Nigger with nothing better to do, aside from looting, chomping down on KFC chickinz, getting quad bypasses and stealing bikes.

Griefers pissing off all of the above fucktards to make them go ape shit on the mic and post the results on YouTube for public humiliation and lulz.

Bitchy gamergurlz, trying to show their Friends/the Public that they are hardcore gamers but, but in reality are terrible noobs and feminist attention whores.

Challenged little kid wannabe soldiers who think everything they see in these games is 100% accurate and realistic, thus making them experts on military technology, tactics, weapons and survival situations. They will then proceed to vomit all the unrealistic bullshit they see all over the Internet as if it's fact.

Money-whoring YouTube bloggers who release absolutely pointless videos. For example: Play guides for weapons which are totally broken and overpowered and can kill everything in under a second. Yet they make "HOW TO PLAY" videos, then compare THAT GUN with another gun in the game in a NEW VIDEO and still get a million fucking views! We ain't gonna colonize the universe in the near future, that's for sure.

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Alternate names for Call of Duty

[-+]Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

The game that has caused the downfall of decades of gaming history in less than 3 years.

Spray of Pray 4: Machine Gun
Grenade of Grenade 4: Grenade Grenade
Cock of Duty 4: Modern Faggotry
Call of Arab-extinction
Cock off Doody 4: Modirn GayFuckStupid (Modirn Wurfurr)

[-+]Call Of Duty: World at War

Beloved for its broken MP40 and neverending Treyarchian violence fetish.

Nazi of Duty: Just Use the MP40
MP40s of Juggernauts: More AIDS than Blackistan
Cock of MP40: Niggernauts of AIDS
Call of the ethnic Kraut cleansing
Jap burn simulator 2008

[-+]Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

The game that made killstreak variants popular and ruined the future of dedicated multiplayer servers.

Camp of Camp: Modern Air-Support 2
Camp of Camp: Lightweight Commando Pro 2
Camp of Camp: Noob Tube 2
Ramierez of Ramierez: What The Fuck Was IW Thinking 2
Quick SCOPEZZZ of Intervention: Sleight of Hand Pro 2
Modern Crapfare 2
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare 2
Underage for Duty: Prepubescent Faggots 2
Call Of Duty: Money Waste 2
Modern Warfare 2: Electric Boogaloo
Modded Whorefare 2
Modern Fuckfare 2
Modern Failure 2

[-+]Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

A game that ran so poorly on the PC that you had a better chance of running Crysis on ultra. Also the weapons of choice were terrible as fuck and the multiplayer was so terrible balanced that it made Modern Warfare 2 look like Chess

Cock Of Booty: Black Cocks
Carl of Duty: Black Cops
Call of Duty: Drop Shops
FAMAS of Duty: AK74u Ops
Lag of Lag: Lost Connection to Host Ops
Cock of Douches: Fecal Matter Ops
Carl on Duty: Black Cops
Cock-a-Booty: Nigger Ops
Cowadooty:Crap Ops

[-+]Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this game, nothing. It's god awful boring and to this day anyone who plays the game uses the ACR 6.8 or the MP7A1. Seriously.

God help Me: IW remade the same shit 3 times
Cunt of Diarrhea: Modem Whorefail Threesome

[-+]Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2

I've ran out of nigger jokes by now, seriously. This game has nothing special to it except forced choices and a absolutely optional "strategy" mode. The only reason they built this shit in was for marketing purposes. The multiplayer is the same shit as always. Except, now Gayarch went COD4 on it. Ghosts is coming up next, god help us all.

Black Cocks 2:Electric Boogaloo
Cowadooty:Crap Ops 2:Electric Boogaloo
Cunt of Booty:Nigger Ops 2
Carl on Duty: Black Cops 2: Electric Boogaloo
Call of LMG: SMG Ops 2
Camp of Duty: Target Finder LMG 2
Carl on Duty: MSMC Ops 2
Crap Ops 2

[-+]Call Of Duty: Ghosts

Boo, Ghosts, so spooky.

[-+]Call Of Duty: Online

Call Of Duty: Chink Warfare

[-+]Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare

PRESS "F" TO PAY RESPECTS!

[-+]Call Of Duty: Black Ops 3

Everyone asked for a new WW2 CoD, and this is what Activision comes up with. Why is this even a thing? And LOL PC Version is completely fucked, so much for PC Master Race.

[-+]Call Of Duty: World War 2

YOU ASKED FOR IT! Experience the brand new WW2 CoD in immerse graphics that looks so real. Get drawn slowly into the gameplay until we sell you the Jews Shoah business hoping to brainwash all fans to feel sorry for ~~6 MILLION~~ ~~3 MILLION~~ ~~2.5 MILLION~~ ~~1.5 MILLION~~ 1 MILLION Jews who were gassed, baked in the oven & excecuted in Holocaust concentration camps. You know what? we are so afraid of Feminism so you will get to hear sounds of women having their periods on the battle field during the -Multiplayer- gameplay only. Enjoy your rehash Shoah business shit game.

... and You can even come up with more, unoriginal and unfunny names on your own time (which you seem to have a lot of, because, you know, no friends.)!