Crapflood
Shitstorming, also known as Crapflooding, is a common (and wonderful) way to attack blogs, wikis or forums and a surefire way to get admin on Encyclopedia Dramatica:IRC. Literally, a shitstorm is a veritable mudslide of faeces.
Similarly, on the Internets, a shitstorm is a massive posting of thousands of garbage comments, usually containing shock images or loops from ED:Offended, the infamous Pain Series, Tubgirls, Goatses and/or other shock sites along with some hateful text that almost always contains the word nigger. Sometimes they literally contain poop along with some randomized text in each post as a workaround for the lame security measure of filtering duplicate posts.
Example of Shitstorming: commanding sammiches from the wimminz.
Shitstorms are best done using automation. Scripts are generally easy to write with good programming languages like Perl or Ruby on Rails, and with shitty languages like Python. It is possible, if tricky, to shitstorm an imageboard with Dump-chan or the xChan Directory Dumper.
The Philosophy of Shitstorming
A Bantownian shitstorm guru once said:
IRL Shitstorm
Hurricane Nawlins was the most famous IRL shitstorm. The atmospheric condensation combined with all the sewage, pollution, and niggers in Louisiana caused diarrhea to fall from the sky, literally flooding Nawlins in slimy, watery fecal matter.
Katrina Ftw
NEW ORLEANS SHIT FLOOD! \ \ =|=M= \ \ \ ______ \ =|= _/|\ \ \ / --\o/-_____=|=/|_/ \| \__/ \ \ / \o/ | / \| | \ \ / | / \ / \ | \ _____\__________________\_/____/ \ / \\__|_____ shitshitshitshitshitshitcr| ------_____/ ____ \shitshit shitshitapshitshitshitshit|____ | |_|_| |shitshit shitshitshitshitshitshitshitcra-----______|___|_|_|__|shitshit shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitcr
Tools for Crapflooding
MailRape
![](/images/thumb/0/03/WilliamShatnerSpam.jpg/200px-WilliamShatnerSpam.jpg)
MailRape is an e-mail flooder (for *nix). It sends a lot of mail, which randomizes the sender and subject, and X-Mailer, via SMTP or Sendmail.
The configuration is inside the script.
Dependencies: Ruby.
Download
NRaep
![](/images/thumb/0/0a/Nraep.png/150px-Nraep.png)
Nraep is a PHP application that submits your victim's email to OVER 9000 mail lists.
Requirements: Apache, PHP, Curl.
Download
Download the screenshot, rename the .png image to .rar, and extract.
RAR password: partyvan
Domorato
Domorato is an SMS bomber written by Masterfabric. It is based on a script written by some anon on 711chan. It is written in PHP and unlike most SMS bombers, which send text messages via a service providers email gateway, Domorato relies on a flaw in anontext.com (a website which sends anonymous text messages). However, the obvious flaw with this software is that if anontext is fucking up, so will Domorato. It will send random garble to any number you tell it to, until you close out of your browser window/tab.
Download
- http://sharebee.com/79ff7d6f
- http://anonym.to/http://www.rapidshare.com/files/296202514/domorato.rar
- http://anonym.to/http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9Y4GGH50
See Also
External Links
- Massive shitstorm of a Slashdot story by the Gay Nigger Association of America
- Literal shitstorm (shock loop)
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