Hugbox
Not to be confused with Huegbox.
The hugbox is a BDSM device mainly used by retards who are too faggy to admit they are kinky bastards. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf, "Go back to your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by Bantown. A hugbox is a purported remedy for Asperger's Syndrome and other forms of autism. It is a machine wherein an aspie crawls inside, and is squashed by two giant labial folds, thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument did it with an industrial paper printer is perfect at simulating real love, amirite?. It is also a very profound metaphor for LiveJournal and many other online forums.
In the Internets
In the internets, a hugbox is a derogatory term for an environment, usually on the internet, in which a group with similar interests gathers to discuss topics in what they intend to be a safe, comforting, and confrontation-free environment.
What they intend to be a "safe space" almost always turns into a circle-jerk of forced consensus and ends with every member repeatedly expressing the exact same opinion to each other, no matter the topic. Since the community is founded on unconditional love and support no matter how much of a tool a person is, these communities tend to attract tools and rational and useful advice is usually a rarity.
Moderators of these groups are usually extremely militant and do not tolerate even the slightest dissenting opinion. Members of these groups are usually so hypersensitive that the moment a contrary opinion appears the entire community explodes in a total drama shitstorm.
The hugbox insult is also a great way to troll autism-themed communities. It's guaranteed to earn you countless replies from angry fucktards telling you that you are a horrible human being. Just remind them how glad they can be not to be nerds any more, now that they've digivolved into some new kind of tard.
Proper Usage
Used primarily in insult form in response to complaints/improper requests, or as a valediction.
<shipley> WTF TAKE MY BBQ DOWN YOU ASSHOLES
<sdf> Go back to your hugbox, aspie.
-!- Kelly Hallissey was kicked from #bantown by sdf [Go back to your hugbox.]
Example
Behold:
[23:27] * Adrianna ([email protected]) has joined #hugbox [23:27] <Adrianna> hai! [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] <Adrianna> WTF [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Adrianna ([email protected]) has left #hugbox
Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox
—A woman who gives new meaning to the term "Bulldyke". | ||
Hugbox: The Movie
HBO recently released a made-for-tv movie propaganda piece of shit called Temple Grandin that was only produced because SJWs like Claire Danes were picketing HBO for material that might convince people that asspies have souls and are not G-D's mistake. It stars Claire Danes. No fucking lie.
The only lesson most people walk away with from this movie is that all autistic weirdos are like Chris-chan and opposed to bathing, thinking that a quick spray of Axe body spray and wiping their pits with wet naps will do the job. Unlike Chris-chan this asspie can hold a job. Has gotten laid. Never posted videos of her fucking stuffed animals. Doesn't draw a shitty web comic. Can budget money. Doesn't E-beg. IS CAPABLE OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE AND LEARNING NEW THINGS.
The Dangers Of Hugboxes
Hugboxes have an insidious way of inflating egos and making people act like self-aggrandizing drama queens. Such people start off fairly normal but, after prolonged exposure to their hugbox, slowly but surely, the weirdness starts to creep into their normal lives and everybody else suffers for it. Losers who fap to cartoon animals don't just suddenly one day decide they need a thousand dollar mascot costume with strategically placed holes to wear around town, that shit starts off in a hugbox like Ponychan or deviantArt.
Much as the vampire's coffin shelters the monstrosity within from the searing light of day, a hugbox allows the aspie within it to find refuge from the painful truths of their existance. As such, they are breeding grounds for faggotry and should be destroyed wherever they are discovered.
Finally
Now that you're finished with this article, you can be given a proper sendoff:
See Also
External Links
- Therafin's product page on the hugbox, now known as the Squeeze Machine.
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