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[[File:Arthur Family Rich.jpg|right|thumb|[[Typical]] rich and beautiful folk]]
'''I'm rich and I'm beautiful''' is supposedly a quote taken from [[mediacrat]]'s voicemail, which was left for [[jameth]]. It is memorialized today as an [[Internets]] [[catchphrase]] directed at the sexy, fun lovin' [[happycat|fat cats]] that strut our earth like giant golden Gods. The rich and beautiful have a strong penchant for [[Hookers and Blow|life's subtle qualities]], often falling about various clubs as they consume the finest heroin and champagne long into the hot [[cum|sticky]] night. 

The rich and beautiful people run this world with an unseen hand, buying our dreams and hopes with their inherited [[monies]], they smoke the ashes of the dead and [[lulz|laugh]] while [[you]] grovel in the dirt. Being Rich is the key concept here, as ugliness tends to instantly turn into glorious [[lens flare|shining]] beauty if you inadvertently spew money in all directions.    The rich and beautiful must therefore be wary of prowling [[wimmins]] primed and ready to give them a quick flash of [[boobs|boob]] so as to grab their wallet and [[cops|cheese it]]. 

===Some [[IRL]] Examples===
[[Image:Bachelors.jpg|thumb|right|Adorable little rascals]]
[[File:Pancake Bath.jpg|thumb|right|Good times with friends]] 

Rich and beautiful people fester in every country, sitting on gigantic mountains of [[cocaine]] so as to better view the [[poor|peasants]]. To get an idea of Rich and beautiful [[Americunts]] simply visit [[Los Angeles|L.A]], or better yet [[TL;DR|skim through]] the book ''Less Than Zero'' to understand the full extent of their Tanned [[drugs|drug-taking]] [[pedobear|peadophilic]] [[sick fuck|sick-fuckery]]. Most [[Britfags]] are rich and beautiful, [[chav|with some exceptions]], spending most of their money on top hats, monocles and [[gay sex|ghey secks]] therefore having the best [[faggotry|parties]].  

===On the [[Interbutts]]===
The rich and beautiful characters from Mad Men have been transmogrified into many a crappy [[unfunny]] [[Image Macro]], for example the sub-[[meme]] based around main protagonist Donald D[[rape]]r ''"WWDDD"'' as in What Would Don Draper Do? Which, upon watching [[boring|the show]], would appear to consist of drinking, smoking, and [[srs bsns|staring into the distance]]. Also Pete Cambell from Mad Men was used for the original [[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|ISHYGDDT]] postings, looking down on the poor grey slugs of [[V/|/v/]] with his condescending and highly beautiful eyes.

== See Also ==

* [[Unlimited disposable income]]
* [[White People]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Old Spice]]
* [[Celebrity]]
* [[TL;DR/Gatsby|Gatsby]]


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