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[[File:Sheldon.jpg|thumb|The funniest man alive]]
[[File:Howard-Wollowitz-witzelt.jpg|thumb|[[Heeb|Howard Wolowitz]] has beautiful child bearing hips!!]]


'''''The Big Bang Theory''''', favourite of the scientific community and also known as '''''TBBT''''' or ''''''[[Poseur#LOL IM SUCH A NERD XD|LOL I'M SUCH A NERD!! XD]]' - The TV Show''''' is an [[unfunny]] American sitcom written by Chaim Levine{{Jew}}, the same douchebag that brought you ''[[Charlie Sheen|Two and a Half Men]]''. The show debuted on [[CBS]] in [[2007]] and, unfortunately, doesn't show any signs of ending anytime soon, seeing as it is currently the most [[popular]] sitcom since that other [[cancerous]] piece of crap ''[[Friends#TV Show|Friends]]'', and the show's reruns are so overplayed to death that you want to stab your eyes and ears out with [[Bad Dragon|dragon dildos]] the next time you see them go to Antarctica again.

[[Cunts|People]] think this show is really [[funny]] and everyone has heard about it as the 'must-see show' of the decade, and all its awards and such. Figuring you'd get on the bandwagon and see what all the fuss is about, roughly fifteen minutes into the first episode and you will realize it's the worst thing mankind has ever created. Nuclear weapons, handguns, medieval methods of torture, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], every other horror spawned from the darkest places of the human psyche are like rays of sugar-coated sunshine compared to this abomination.

[[Some argue]] that ''The IT Crowd'', a sitcom with a similar premise from the [[UK]], [[truth|is superior to ''The Big Bang Theory]]'', but this is somewhat akin to saying that it's better to have your eyes gouged out than it is to have your kneecaps smashed. ''Community'' is also considered to be better than ''TBBT'', but since it's so hard for the majority of [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|Americans]] to understand its witty and complex humor, not as many people watch it.

==Characters==
{{Spoiler|howard and bernadette had a baby!}}

{{quote|The Big Bang Theory is to nerds as minstrel shows are to black people.|This is what [[butthurt]] nerds actually believe.}}
[[File:TBBTmentaldisorders.png|thumb|right|Apparently Sheldon isn't the only one with a problem.]]
[[File:The big bang theory-show.jpg|thumb|right|"Tee hee! Look, Anon! It's [[you]] and all your friends!"]] 
[[File:TBBTXXX.jpg|thumb|right|Unsurprisingly, this porn parody is actually much funnier than the real thing.]]
''The Big Bang Theory'' is a show about [[nerds]] - or, more specifically, about the stereotypical characterization of the 'nerd' archetype as seen in movies and television shows. [[Old meme|From about twenty years ago]].

This is likely because if the show were actually about nerds as they are [[IRL]], it'd be considerably harder to market and for audiences to emphathize with a cast of such unlikeable, obnoxious people. The viewing public would, understandably, not want to watch a show about a bunch of [[fat]], unwashed, perverted [[acne|pizza-faced]] [[manchildren]] with [[neckbeards]], body odor and a [[boner|penchant]] for [[hentai|Japanese animated pornography]], hence the fact that the entire cast instead embody a 'cute' neutered, marketable form of [[fake|manufactured]] nerdiness, all Star Trek references and pocket protectors.

The main characters of ''The Big Bang Theory'' are: 

*The Laugh Track - While not really a character per se, the laugh track runs relentlessly enough to be considered a character. Just like every sitcom.
*[[Loser|Leonard Hofstadter]] - A beta [[midget]] who wears glasses because, y'know, who wears glasses? NERDS!! People believe he's the real main character of the show. He made the terrible mistake of falling in "love" with the [[Slut|slutty]], [[Bitch|bitchy]] [[loser]] who lives across the hallway and [[Fail|marrying her]].
*[[Aspergers|Sheldon Cooper]] - Played by [[Cocksucking|award-winning]] actor [[Gay|Jim Parsons]], Sheldon is the one that that irritating [[BBW|fat girl]] you work with says reminds her of [[you]]. Leonard's [[life partner|best friend]], Sheldon is an asexual [[asspie]] who seems to enjoy generally being a dick to everybody around him. As is not uncommon for [[normal people|neurotypicals]] interacting with autistics, none of the other characters seem to like Sheldon, but tolerate his presence because they like Leonard. Every time Sheldon opens his mouth, the studio audience members [[piss]] themselves [[lol|laughing]], regardless of whether Sheldon has actually said anything funny. Wears T-shirts with superhero logos on them as part of a [[sellout|product placement]] deal worked out between DC Comics and the show's producers. And because, y'know, who wears T-shirts with superhero logos on them? NERDS!! Sheldon is basically the poster boy of TBBT, as his smug, revolting expression appears on almost every piece of [[shit|merchandise]] associated with the show.
*[[Jew|Howard Wolowitz]] - Howard (who appears to have mild [[Juliana Wetmore|treacher collins syndrome]]) is Leonard and Sheldon's Jewish friend, because every single American movie and TV show ever has to have a Jew in it now [[9/11|or they'll do it again]]. Like [[you]], Howard lives with his elderly [[bitch|overbearing]] [[your mom|mother]] and is [[loveshy|unsuccessful with women]], until meeting [[Annoying|Bernadette]]. Of all of the main cast, Howard is easily the most [[rape|rapey]]. He has a bowl cut because, y'know, what sort of people have that kind of hairstyle? NERDS!! 
*[[India|Rajesh Koothrappali]] - A [[curry nigger]] who exists primarily so the writers can make cheap, often borderline racist jokes about the fact that he's from India, something they remind the audience of every five minutes, presumably just in case they forget. Remarkable for being ''even more'' beta than Leonard. He gets a hot redheaded girlfriend named Emily who's a dermatologist, but she's actually too young to be one.
*[[Slut|Penny]] - Leonard and Sheldon's next-door neighbor that Leonard really wants to bone. Penny exists primarily to serve as [[fap|fapbait]] for the show's male audience, despite the fact that she's played by [[Butterface|Kaley Cuoco]] who is, at best, a [[2/10 Would Not Bang|6/10]]. This is probably why despite being a main character, the writers haven't even cared enough to give her a last name. Penny was [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|studying to become an actress]], which we can only assume is a euphemism for the fact that [[porn|she probably sucks cock for a living]], given her frequent [[Duckface|duckface]]. However, she quit trying to become another Hollywood puppet and somehow got a job as a pharmaceutical rep, despite her crappy interview skills and lack of knowledge of what she's selling. As if she wasn't ugly enough, she cut her hair short in recent episodes and now she looks like a [[dyke]] [[Miley Cyrus]]-wannabe. There is some sort of ongoing '[[cocktease|will they?/won't they?]]' romance subplot going on between her and Leonard, but nobody really gives a fuck. She's the polar opposite of the guys when it comes to intellect and sex because, y'know, who's dumb and slutty? BLONDES!!

And the [[MOAR|minor]] [[Jews|characters]] are:

*[[Bitch|Bernadette Wolowitz]] - Howard's [[Bitch|Jewess]]. While hotter than Penny, [[Annoying|she, like all Jewesses, has an extremely grating voice]], [[ear rape|which is worse than listening to squeaky nails on a chalkboard]]. Despite this, [[Why|they still have her speak regularly on the show]].
*[[Mary Sue|Amy Farrah Fowler]] - An [[ugly]] [[annoying]] [[bitch]] who's also a Jewess that was introduced in the finale of Season 3 to be a [[Rule 63]] Sheldon, which is really not needed, as one autistic is already more than fucking enough. For some reason, probably due to being exposed to her slutty friend Penny, she lost her uptight frigid persona and became a desperate, sex-deprived wreck.
*[[Manchild|Stuart Bloom]] - [[No life|Some loser who lives in the back of the nerds' favorite comic book store.]] He has tried to hit on Penny before, but [[skank|she is too busy sucking Leonard's cock to give a shit about him most of the time]].
*[[Freak|Barry Kripke]] - Aka [[Lisp|Bawwy Kwipke]], he is weirdo who works at the university [[Retard|with a speech impediment]]. Sheldon hates him with a fucking irrational passion due to his autism, much like [[Chris-chan]] hated [[asexuals]].

==Fandom==
[[File:TBBT Fans 2.png|thumb|left|OMG SOOOO FUNNEH!!1]]
[[File:TBBT Nerds.jpg|thumb|right|[[Newfags|Target audience.]]]]

''TBBT'' is much beloved by the sort of [[Tumblr|untalented, tedious and uncreative people]] who proclaim themselves to be nerds in a misguided and desperate attempt to make themselves seem interesting and/or cool, so it should come as no surprise that a vast majority of its viewers are [[16 year old girls|16-year-old girls]], [[hipsters]] and [[Redundant|hipster 16-year-old girls]].

Much of the humor of the show comes from making [[random|references]] to things that only nerds are interested in, such as [[science]], [[sci-fi]], [[fantasy]], [[comic books]], [[Internet|the Internet]] and [[video games]], but such references are often lazily researched and sometimes completely inaccurate which causes any real nerds watching to spazz out in uncontrollable [[tard rage]] ([[Shit no one cares about|OMFG, STAR TREK NEMESIS CAME OUT IN 2002, NOT 2003, STUPID FUCKTARDS]]). Meanwhile, those in the audience who have [[sex|known the joys of physical love with another person]] piss themselves laughing because OMG! HE'S [[Nintendo 64|PLAYING A NINTENDO 64]]! LOLZ!!!1 I NEVER PLAYED ONE, BUT VAGUELY REMEMBER THEM!! I'M SUCH A NERD!! XD

Recently, there has been something of a shift of opinion regarding the show's attempts at humor. Now that all the main characters are happily paired up in relationships and much of the show's jokes have shifted topic from superficial nerdy references to the day-to-day dramas of romantic relationships, all the [[butthurt]] [[neckbeards]] were [[STFU|extremely vocal]] about their dislike of TBBT's 'lol so nerdy XD' humor, are now demanding that the show return to the status quo that they hated so much, because the depiction of socially awkward individuals with similar niche interests to them maintaining healthy, happy relationships with members of the opposite sex while they remain [[you|alone and virginal]] [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|makes them feel uncomfortable]].

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==The Laugh Track==
Like all other sitcoms, ''The Big Bang Theory'' is infamous for its highly intrusive and relentless laugh track, not entirely dissimilar to the mirthless [[lulz|laugh]] of the damned, that it uses to ensure that the [[retards|viewers]] at home know exactly when something is [[funny]], as well as to make its pedestrianly written scripts seem funnier than they actually are (oftentimes, having the exact opposite effect). Despite what [[jews|they]] and their loyal viewers will say, there never was a live audience, unless you consider the camera crew and studio employees as the live audience.

It has been noticed however, that if the laugh track is removed, the show ceases to be a comedy and instead, turns into a harrowing and compelling drama about the trials of living with [[autism]].


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'''Another example of a angry man describing how unfunny the show is.'''


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The [[jews|producers]] believe that, by removing the laugh track, the audience will not know when to laugh and when not to. It is also believed that the audience of TBBT only laughs at the laugh track and putting them in front of a TV with a laugh track playing for many hours will have them laugh for the duration. Unfortunately, this is true.

{{quote|Penny: "Sheldon? What are you doing?"
Sheldon: "Playing Super Mario on a poorly coded N64 Emulator"

''40 second Laugh Track''|Typical (Actual) Big Bang Theory Scene}}



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==Gallery==
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File:Penny1.jpg|There. Now you never ever have to watch The Big Bang Theory ever again!
File:Penny2.jpg|Kaley Cuoco secures a contract for another season.
File:The_Big_Bang_Theory_fakes.jpg| Promo for next season!
File:Big Bang Power Girl.png|That's [[Tits|Power Girl]] BTW
File:Maid Sheldon.jpg|[[It's a trap]]!
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File:TBBT cast.jpg
File:The Big Bang Theory Lol SO Funneh Joek.png
File:SUCH A NERD XD.png|[[You]]'d fuck her. [[Desperation|Don't lie]].
File:Bazinga Panties.jpg|So, you're with a girl and things're getting hot and heavy, she takes off her pants and you're confronted with these things. Wut do?
File:TBBT Cosplay.png|The faggotry of modern sitcoms knows no bounds.
File:TBBT Is A Funny Show.jpg
File:Shrekdon.jpg|[[ShrekChan|Shrekdon]]
File:Bazonions.png|[[Unfunny|Bazonions!]]
File:Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.jpg|Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
File:The Big Angry Theory.jpg|[[IRL]] [[meme combining]] is made of [[fail]], [[AIDS]] and lust for [[Jew gold]].
File:Bazinga.jpg|Why, what a hilarious shirt! I'm certain that it will endear you to [[none|all the nerds you know]]!
File:TBBT Plushies.jpg|Now available in [[plushie]] form.
File:Collect them all!.jpg|Now /toy/soldiers can [[plastic crap|join in on the fun]].
File:BBT Toys.jpg
File:Moar BBT Toys.jpg
File:TBBT-Ugonnagetraped.jpg|You gonna get raped.
File:Boznigga!.jpg|[[Boss Nigger|Boznigga!]]
File:Bigcucktheory1.jpg|/[[pol/]] writes an episode of The Big Bang Theory. Part 1/3
File:Bigcucktheory2.jpg|Part 2/3
File:Bigcucktheory3.jpg|Part 3/3
File:beezinga.jpg|[[NOT THE BEES|Beezinga!]]
File:Sheldor Zimbabwe.jpg
File:TBBT Boner.png
File:I PUT WORDS ON A PICTURE. THIS IS MEME NOW..jpg|[[Newfag|I PUT WORDS ON A PICTURE. IS MEME NOW!!]]
File:576318_223713547767684_1982107425_n.jpg|The [[cat]] is not amused.
File:Zimbabwe!.png
File:Jesuschristhowhorrifyingbazinga.png|Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
File:Ye Flatte Earthe Theory.jpg|Ye Flatte Earthe Theorum.
File:ThreesomeBernadetteHowardShledon.jpg|Sheldon goes straight
File:HowardfucksAmy.jpg
File:Simon.jpg
File:Big_jew_theory_911_fakes.jpg
File:The Big Gang Bang Theory fakes.jpg
File:How_Penny_got_Raj_to_talk_to_her.jpg
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==See Also==
*[[Cancer]]
*[[Girl Gamer]] - Girl gamers are to actual fans of video games as fans of TBBT are to actual nerds.
*[[Nerds]]
*[[Jews]] - Who else would make this?
*[[Poser]]
*[[Neil Patrick Harris]]
*[[Zimbabwe]]
*[[Unfunny]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/big-bang-theory-cast-reach-deal-set-to-earn-1-million-per-20-minut TBBT cast makin' mad cash.]


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