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Answerbag could quite easily be the shittiest (free) social networking site ever conceived. All you do is put up a picture and some information about yourself for your local [[pedophile]] terrorist group, considering how most relevant Answerfags are somewhere between the ages of 5 and 12 years old. Then you help out somebody who can't operate a seatbelt. It is also a straight rip-off of [[Yahoo Answers]]. | Answerbag could quite easily be the shittiest (free) social networking site ever conceived. All you do is put up a picture and some information about yourself for your local [[pedophile]] terrorist group, considering how most relevant Answerfags are somewhere between the ages of 5 and 12 years old. Then you help out somebody who can't operate a seatbelt. It is also a straight rip-off of [[Yahoo Answers]]. | ||
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Answerbag allows ordinary people to ask questions before a small [[internet]] audience, and guarantees that half of these answers will be serious. You can also answer other people's questions, or your own question. This means people will be confused. A friends system allows you to have a non-sexual relationship with that guy you saw on [[Megan's Law]]. You can embed an image or video to questions or answers, which means users have to put up with lame answers and general [[trolling]]. There is also a points system on the site, and Answerfags try to receive more useless points and disrespect by building these up. What they don't realize is that only funny answers receive points, and points "magically" disappear when one is not on the site. | Answerbag allows ordinary people to ask questions before a small [[internet]] audience, and guarantees that half of these answers will be serious. You can also answer other people's questions, or your own question. This means people will be confused. A friends system allows you to have a non-sexual relationship with that guy you saw on [[Megan's Law]]. You can embed an image or video to questions or answers, which means users have to put up with lame answers and general [[trolling]]. There is also a points system on the site, and Answerfags try to receive more useless points and disrespect by building these up. What they don't realize is that only funny answers receive points, and points "magically" disappear when one is not on the site. | ||
Eventually, the Answerbag staff ends up stealing your question, preventing [[you]] from making useless points off your useless questions. | Eventually, the Answerbag staff ends up stealing your question, preventing [[you]] from making useless points off your useless questions. | ||
There are Four types of questions on the site. Normal questions are usually asked by [[your mom]], and posters ask for advice on how to take their brother's dick out of their [[pussy]]. Polls are like questions, but you're limited to up to 5 (usually shitty) answers to choose from. Debates spark the most controversy, as they are picked by Answerbag staff, and the staff loves to watch [[asshole]]s argue on the internet. These debates are always over "moral" subjects, like [[buttsecks]] and [[weed]]. There are always 2 sides to choose from on a debate: The first is usually [[Leftards|"Chill Scientists for World Peace"]], and the other side is [[Conservatives| Texan Males for protection of Families"]]. [[Forum]]s are utter fucking [[bullshit]], just like every other forum out there. If a question about a [[meme]] pops up, chances are the meme died years ago. If you answer a question, you will log on later to find a [[moralfag]] waiting to war with you, so don't answer any questions/debates (eg. avoid this fucking site). | There are Four types of questions on the site. Normal questions are usually asked by [[your mom]], and posters ask for advice on how to take their brother's dick out of their [[pussy]]. Polls are like questions, but you're limited to up to 5 (usually shitty) answers to choose from. Debates spark the most controversy, as they are picked by Answerbag staff, and the staff loves to watch [[asshole]]s argue on the internet. These debates are always over "moral" subjects, like [[buttsecks]] and [[weed]]. There are always 2 sides to choose from on a debate: The first is usually [[Leftards|"Chill Scientists for World Peace"]], and the other side is [[Conservatives| Texan Males for protection of Families"]]. [[Forum]]s are utter fucking [[bullshit]], just like every other forum out there. If a question about a [[meme]] pops up, chances are the meme died years ago. If you answer a question, you will log on later to find a [[moralfag]] waiting to war with you, so don't answer any questions/debates (eg. avoid this fucking site). | ||
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== Troll it == | == Troll it == | ||
Luckily, the site allows you to post as [[Anonymous]] and is an absolute goldmine of trollable [[Leftards|liberals]]; although an Answerfag by the name of FruitPunchSamurai is doing a good job of ruining the fun of it. Go [[troll]] it until you shit bricks. | Luckily, the site allows you to post as [[Anonymous]] and is an absolute goldmine of trollable [[Leftards|liberals]] and atheists; although an Answerfag by the name of FruitPunchSamurai is doing a good job of ruining the fun of it. Go [[troll]] it until you shit bricks. No matter how blatantly obvious a troll you perform(ed), someone would bite. Every. Single. Time. | ||
http://www.answerbag.com/ | http://www.answerbag.com/ | ||
== Death of Answerbag == | |||
In December 2015, Answerbag - completely without warning - shut down. All its owners put is this message: "Answerbag.com is no longer available. Thank you for your patronage," leaving dozens of people without a place to feverishly nod in agreement with each other over the same rehashed sociopolitical nonsense and unfunny attempts at humor. Many members, whose lives revolved around Answerbag, now surely wander the Internet aimlessly, looking for a new home to ask dumb things and give dumb answers. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Yahoo Answers]] | *[[Yahoo Answers]] | ||
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