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[[File:Boston_multikill.jpeg‎|thumb|right|Typical gameplay screenshot]]
[[File:Boston_multikill.jpeg‎|thumb|right|Typical gameplay screenshot]]
[[File:Boston bomber corpse.jpg|thumb|Ultra gore!!!]]
[[File:Boston bomber corpse.jpg|thumb|Ultra gore!!!]]
[[File:boston_massacre.jpg|thumb|right|'''Terrorism{{tm}}''' • ''Just Do It!'']]
[[File:boston_massacre.jpg|thumb|right|'''Terrorism{{tm}}''' • ''[[Bright Neon Nike Shirt|Just Do It!]]'']]


The '''2013 Boston Bomb-A-Thon''', also known as the '''Boston TNT Party''', was a tactical first-person sporting game in which a team of [[Muslims|terrorists]] competed against a team of [[Jews|counter-terrorists]] in a series of rounds. The event was [[lulz|a blast]] and the funniest Boston Marathon [[evar]] when nobody expected a marathon to become a game; [[at least 100|at least 183 people]] were blown away with 3 completely destroyed. While marathon running never used to be popular, it recently [[lulz|exploded]] into the mainstream as a vortex of lulz and drama, primarily due to the enhanced gameplay brought about by the introduction of [[Bomb|new obstacles]] near the finish line and the addition of extra [[Communists|tactical teams]] and terrorists to pass through. When the players are nearing the finish line, they are required to dodge the nearby explosion of the bombs planted by the terrorists, or they get blown to pieces, with their giblets all over the place. As far as we know, this has only happened to a few players so far, including a few [[cops]], a [[13 year old boy]], and some other guy that [[nobody cares]] about.
The '''2013 Boston Bomb-A-Thon''', also known as the '''Boston TNT Party''', was a tactical first-person sporting game in which a team of [[Muslims|terrorists]] competed against a team of [[Jews|counter-terrorists]] in a series of rounds. The event was [[lulz|a blast]] and the funniest Boston Marathon [[evar]] when nobody expected a marathon to become a game; [[at least 100|at least 260 people]] were blown away with 3 completely destroyed. While marathon running never used to be popular, it recently [[lulz|exploded]] into the mainstream as a vortex of lulz and drama, primarily due to the enhanced gameplay brought about by the introduction of [[Bomb|new obstacles]] near the finish line and the addition of extra [[Communists|tactical teams]] and terrorists to pass through. When the players are nearing the finish line, they are required to dodge the nearby explosion of the bombs planted by the terrorists, or they get blown to pieces, with their giblets all over the place. As far as we know, this has only happened to a few players so far, including a few [[Oink|cops]], a [[Justin Bieber|13 year old boy]], and some other guy that [[Truth|nobody cares]] about.


==Gameplay==
==Gameplay==
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
Kill count: 9/20


Efficiency: 11/20
{{GradedScore|3| |1|300 injured aprx|14|Way to finish a race off|19|Broke the lulz algorithm with only 3 kills|16|Escaped the bomb and lead a manhunt|46|C-|Ban assault pressure cookers!!11}}


Style: 14/20
{{Wanted|6}}
 
Butthurt and Lulz: 17/20
 
Bonus: Escaped the bomb and lead a manhunt: 16/20
 
'''Total Score: 67/100 and/or C-'''


==Rank and Situation==
==Rank and Situation==
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File:Dzhohar Tamerlan 34.jpg|Dzhokhar drew pictures of himself and his brother having GAY SEX and posted it on his deviantart account!
File:Dzhohar Tamerlan 34.jpg|Dzhokhar drew pictures of himself and his brother having GAY SEX and posted it on his deviantart account!
File:Djohar-tsarnaevs.jpg
File:Djohar-tsarnaevs.jpg
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File:Bostonminesweeper.jpg
File:Dzhokhar interrogation.jpg|Dzhokhar gets interrogated
File:Dzhokhar interrogation.jpg|Dzhokhar gets interrogated
File:Dzhokhar intheass.jpg|Dzhokhar gets it [[in the ass]]
File:Dzhokhar intheass.jpg|Dzhokhar gets it [[in the ass]]
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*[[Sandy Hook]]
*[[Sandy Hook]]
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]]
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[Vegas shooting]]
*[[9/11]]
*[[9/11]]
*[[Oklahoma City Bombing]]
*[[London Bridge Attack 2017]]
*[[ATHF Terrorist Attack]]
*[[ATHF Terrorist Attack]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Islam]]
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*{{ytuser|RaZMmoe}}
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*{{yt|u|muazseyfullah}}
*{{twitter|J_tsar}}
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*[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/20/us/boston-marathon-bomber-to-be-formally-sentenced-in-june-but-process-is-far-from-over.html?_r=0 The New York Times' Take on it], apparently, Tsarnaev will be sentenced to death for his lulzy actions.
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/20/us/boston-marathon-bomber-to-be-formally-sentenced-in-june-but-process-is-far-from-over.html?_r=0 The New York Times' Take on it], apparently, Tsarnaev will be sentenced to death for his lulzy actions.
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