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{{spoiler|HOLY NIGGER FUCK! BOSTON GOT BLOWN THE FUCK UP. IT'S THE BOSTON TNT PARTY}} | |||
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{{offended}} | {{offended}} | ||
[[File:Boston_multikill.jpeg|thumb|right|Typical gameplay screenshot]] | [[File:Boston_multikill.jpeg|thumb|right|Typical gameplay screenshot]] | ||
[[File:Boston bomber corpse.jpg|thumb|Ultra gore!!!]] | [[File:Boston bomber corpse.jpg|thumb|Ultra gore!!!]] | ||
[[File:boston_massacre.jpg|thumb|right|'''Terrorism{{tm}}''' • ''Just Do It!'']] | [[File:boston_massacre.jpg|thumb|right|'''Terrorism{{tm}}''' • ''[[Bright Neon Nike Shirt|Just Do It!]]'']] | ||
The '''2013 Boston Bomb-A-Thon''', also known as the '''Boston TNT Party''', was a tactical first-person sporting game in which a team of [[Muslims|terrorists]] competed against a team of [[Jews|counter-terrorists]] in a series of rounds. The event was [[lulz|a blast]] and the funniest Boston Marathon [[evar]] when nobody expected a marathon to become a game; [[at least 100|at least 260 people]] were blown away with 3 completely destroyed. While marathon running never used to be popular, it recently [[lulz|exploded]] into the mainstream as a vortex of lulz and drama, primarily due to the enhanced gameplay brought about by the introduction of [[Bomb|new obstacles]] near the finish line and the addition of extra [[Communists|tactical teams]] and terrorists to pass through. When the players are nearing the finish line, they are required to dodge the nearby explosion of the bombs planted by the terrorists, or they get blown to pieces, with their giblets all over the place. As far as we know, this has only happened to a few players so far, including a few [[Oink|cops]], a [[Justin Bieber|13 year old boy]], and some other guy that [[Truth|nobody cares]] about. | |||
==Gameplay== | |||
[[File:Msp_wallhack.jpeg|thumb||left|The wallhack/radar used by the Massachusetts State Police to cheat in Round 3]] | |||
Players can either join the terrorists, counter-terrorists, or spectators. The spectators don't spawn with any weapons, but can still get their legs blown off from all the incoming gunfire. The [[terrorist]]s decided this would be a better game to play than [[Russian Roulette]] and decided to plant these obstacles as the [[Jew|counter-terrorists]] were so fuckin' blind that they couldn't see what was coming. | Players can either join the terrorists, counter-terrorists, or spectators. The spectators don't spawn with any weapons, but can still get their legs blown off from all the incoming gunfire. The [[terrorist]]s decided this would be a better game to play than [[Russian Roulette]] and decided to plant these obstacles as the [[Jew|counter-terrorists]] were so fuckin' blind that they couldn't see what was coming. | ||
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==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
{{GradedScore|3| |1|300 injured aprx|14|Way to finish a race off|19|Broke the lulz algorithm with only 3 kills|16|Escaped the bomb and lead a manhunt|46|C-|Ban assault pressure cookers!!11}} | |||
{{Wanted|6}} | |||
==Rank and Situation== | ==Rank and Situation== | ||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
{ | Many people who experienced this were shocked and decided to make JewTube videos about it. Most of them are just news story bullshit where [[fox news|the media]] ramble on about how "tragic" these events are and fail to realize that they've just been trolled by a bunch of lulzy Muslims pulling pranks on them. As for the other videos, many people just made parodies about it for the sole purpose of generating lulz and/or supporting Tsarnaev. Below are some prime examples of this: | ||
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|<youtube> | |{{frame|{{videoframe|quote|background-color:#d8d8d8;|font-weight:bold | ||
|<youtube>QFiuxsj3zzw</youtube><br /><center>'''This is definitely why there are so many<br>incidents like this in the [[USA]].'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>woPe1WTCgFA</youtube> <br> <center>'''Even [[Strutting Leo|Leonardo DiCaprio]] can't imagine two weeks in Boston.'''</center> | |<youtube>woPe1WTCgFA</youtube><br /><center>'''Even [[Strutting Leo|Leonardo DiCaprio]] can't imagine two weeks in Boston.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>K2KV5iczNSY</youtube> <br> <center> | |<youtube>K2KV5iczNSY</youtube><br /><center></center> | ||
|<youtube>rUeohwpk9GE</youtube> <br> <center>'''DA [[Harlem Shake|HARLEM SHAKE]]'''</center> | |<youtube>rUeohwpk9GE</youtube><br /><center>'''DA [[Harlem Shake|HARLEM SHAKE]]'''</center>}}|border=#d8d8d8|background=#d8d8d8}} | ||
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==Theme song== | ==Theme song== | ||
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I'm a sailor peg | I'm a sailor peg | ||
and I lost my leg | and I lost my leg! | ||
I ran past the finish line | I ran past the finish line | ||
I lost my leg | I lost my leg! | ||
I'm shipping up to Boston! | I'm shipping up to Boston! | ||
(whoa oh oh) | (whoa oh oh) | ||
x3 | (x3) | ||
I'm shipping off | I'm shipping off | ||
to find my wooden leg | to find my wooden leg! | ||
I'm a sailor peg | I'm a sailor peg | ||
and I lost my leg | and I lost my leg! | ||
I ran past the finish line | I ran past the finish line | ||
I lost my leg | I lost my leg! | ||
I'm shipping up to Boston! | I'm shipping up to Boston! | ||
(whoa oh oh) | (whoa oh oh) | ||
x3 | (x3) | ||
I'm shipping off | I'm shipping off | ||
to find my wooden leg | to find my wooden leg! | ||
</pre> | |||
==Trolling people who were shocked by the scene== | ==Trolling people who were shocked by the scene== | ||
[[File:ATHFBombSquad.jpg|thumb|One of the bombs that [[fail|failed]] to detonate at he scene.]] | [[File:ATHFBombSquad.jpg|thumb|One of the bombs that [[fail|failed]] to detonate at he scene.]] | ||
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Image:Boston necro.jpg|Someone [[Necrophilia|having sex with a victim's corpse]]. | Image:Boston necro.jpg|Someone [[Necrophilia|having sex with a victim's corpse]]. | ||
Image:Boston corpse.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Please fuck the corpse]], just to be safe from getting [[AIDS]]. | Image:Boston corpse.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Please fuck the corpse]], just to be safe from getting [[AIDS]]. | ||
Image:Kimjongundidit.png|We all know [[ | Image:Kimjongundidit.png|We all know [[Best Korea|who]] was responsible for this. | ||
File:Brony Boston Card.png|A [[no|tasteful tribute]] from the [[Brony|ponyfuckers]]. | File:Brony Boston Card.png|A [[no|tasteful tribute]] from the [[Brony|ponyfuckers]]. | ||
File:Sonic Supports Boston.png|The [[Sonic|Sonic fans]] make their own tribute | File:Sonic Supports Boston.png|The [[Sonic|Sonic fans]] make their own tribute | ||
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File:Dzhohar Tamerlan 34.jpg|Dzhokhar drew pictures of himself and his brother having GAY SEX and posted it on his deviantart account! | File:Dzhohar Tamerlan 34.jpg|Dzhokhar drew pictures of himself and his brother having GAY SEX and posted it on his deviantart account! | ||
File:Djohar-tsarnaevs.jpg | File:Djohar-tsarnaevs.jpg | ||
File:4chor8chpolshooters.png | |||
File:Bostonminesweeper.jpg | |||
File:Dzhokhar interrogation.jpg|Dzhokhar gets interrogated | File:Dzhokhar interrogation.jpg|Dzhokhar gets interrogated | ||
File:Dzhokhar intheass.jpg|Dzhokhar gets it [[in the ass]] | File:Dzhokhar intheass.jpg|Dzhokhar gets it [[in the ass]] | ||
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File:GTA boston wallpaper1600x1200.jpg|wallpaper - 1600x1200 | File:GTA boston wallpaper1600x1200.jpg|wallpaper - 1600x1200 | ||
File:GTA boston wallpaper1920x1080.jpg|wallpaper - 1920x1080 | File:GTA boston wallpaper1920x1080.jpg|wallpaper - 1920x1080 | ||
File:Bostonmarathonblastlol.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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*[[Sandy Hook]] | *[[Sandy Hook]] | ||
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]] | *[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]] | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] | |||
*[[Vegas shooting]] | |||
*[[9/11]] | *[[9/11]] | ||
*[[Oklahoma City Bombing]] | |||
*[[London Bridge Attack 2017]] | |||
*[[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] | *[[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] | ||
*[[Islam]] | *[[Islam]] | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|RaZMmoe}} | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|muazseyfullah}} | ||
*{{twitter|J_tsar}} | *{{twitter|J_tsar}} | ||
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/20/us/boston-marathon-bomber-to-be-formally-sentenced-in-june-but-process-is-far-from-over.html?_r=0 The New York Times' Take on it], apparently, Tsarnaev will be sentenced to death for his lulzy actions. | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||