Boston Marathon Bombing: Difference between revisions

[[File:boston_massacre.jpg|thumb|right|'''Terrorism{{tm}}''' • ''Just Do It!'']]

While marathon running never used to be popular, it recently [[lulz|exploded]] into the mainstream as a lulz ticking bomb, due to the enhanced gameplay brought about by the introduction of [[Bomb|new obstacles]] near the finish line and the addition of extra [[Communists|tactical teams]] and [[terrorist]]s to pass through.

Players can either join the terrorists, counter-terrorists, or spectators. The spectators don't spawn with any weapons, but can still get their legs cut with the fire coming all over the place. The [[terrorist]]s decided this would be a better game to play than [[Russian Roulette]] and decided to plant these obstacles as the [[Jew|counter-terrorists]] were so fuckin' blind that they couldn't see what was coming.

During the first few days, the commies weren't identified, because the [[police]] are too fucking [[retarded]] to figure out something so [[impossible|easy]]. As it turns out, the two players on the terrorist team are Muslims. Surprise! One commie was apparently seen taking a dangerous thing out of his backpack and put it where the second [[bomb|pressure cooker of the gods]] exploded. One of them was some 17 year old runner. Surprisingly, these two culprits weren't [[sand nigger]]s, or even [[North Korea]]n [[gook]]s. At first they accused some [[illegal alien]] from [[Saudi Arabia]] of doing it after the police were having a fun time playing their favorite game called [[9/11]].

Loads of people got their [[1guy1knee|legs]] blown off and shit, it was [[lulz|awesome]]. [[Some argue]]d however, that in order to race, everyone needs a pair of legs. Fascists. So instead they ended the marathon and wasted their energies investigating the crime. Switching maps in the middle of a match is widely regarded as a form of admin abuse.

Efficiency: 11/20

 

 

 

After [[Colorado Theatre Shooting|James Holmes killed those couch potatoes at that movie theater]], some [[tranny|glamfags]] made a fire happen with over 233 people killed somewhere in Brazil, [[Sandy hook|Adam Lanza]] the [[aspie]] [[pwnt]]ing several [[fugly|key-you-tea]]-looking children and had beated off the living fuck out of teh country, and other successful hardships made by [[an hero]], this explosion's rank have killed merely 3 people, including some 8 year old boy, and some adults but severely hurt at least 183 people who are [[bleed]]ing their asses off. The culprit earns a C-. The [[party van]]s came with the FBI cumming out and called it a [[terrorist]] attack because they were secretly [[fact|busy beating off to the video of 9/11 which got this in their fuckin' mind]].

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|<youtube>7yBO-kEm4BI</youtube> <br> <center>'''Attack On Boston'''</center>

|<youtube>QFiuxsj3zzw</youtube> <br> <center>'''This is definitly why there's so much incident of this kind in [[Republican|U.S.A.]].'''</center>

|<youtube>woPe1WTCgFA</youtube> <br> <center>'''Even [[Strutting Leo|Leonardo DiCaprio]] can't imagine two weeks in Boston.'''</center>

|<youtube>K2KV5iczNSY</youtube> <br> <center>'''OMG PRAY FOR BOSTON'''</center>

|<youtube>rUeohwpk9GE</youtube> <br> <center>'''DA [[Harlem Shake|HARLEM SHAKE]]'''</center>

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Image:Kimjongundidit.png|We all know [[Evildoer Korea|who]] was responsible for this.

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