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If a body of troops is within six inches of a troop of its own [[man|men]], at least half the size of the advance force, it is said to be supported. If not, it is isolated. In a [[Melee|melee]], if both forces are even, all are destroyed - remove them from the [[battlefield]]. If one side has more than the other, check to see if the inferior force is supported. If so, remove the entire inferior force, and an equal number of the larger force. If the inferior force is isolated, however, remove an equal number of soldiers of both sides until the larger force is twice as large as the inferior force. (Note that this may mean removing no soldiers at all!) At that point, all of the remaining men of the inferior force are captured. Captured units may be escorted to your [[Ass|rear]] - if you get them off your edge of the board, they're out of the game. One soldier can escort up to seven prisoners. If the [[Muslim|enemy]] kills an [[whore|escort]], the [[prison]]ers may return to their own side, but must return to the back board edge before being able to fight again.

* Star Wars

* [[300|SPARTA]]

* The War of the Roses

* The War of the [[Homosexual|Pansies]]

* [[The War of Northern Aggression]]

* The Great War of [[Wiggers]]

* The Boer War

* The [[Naked]] War

* The war, which [[France]] lost against [[Germany]]

* [[The War of 1812]]

* ([[World War I]]) - not very important

* The war on t'rr'r

* ([[World War II]]) - forget about it

* World War μ

* [[Ninjas vs. Pirates]]

* [[Kittenwar]]

* [[Vietnam War|NAM!]]- fought over food stamps and bunks on skid row.

* The [[War on Drugs]]

* [[Northern Ireland]]

* [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY|War On Scientology]]

 

* The [[Ebaumsworld]] Wars

* Warcraft

* How Many Times Must The Cannonballs Fly, Before They're Forever [[Banned]]?

* Until someone comes up with something that [[kill]]s more efficiently

* What Is It Good For?

* Population control

* [[Movies]]

* Video games

* [[irony|Everything Israel does is justified,]] [[lie|because Jews are victims]].

* To keep down the Jew global population

* [[PWN]]ING [[pussies]] and the [[French]]

* [[Lulz]]

* Pissing off [[hippies]], and little [[girls]] who think [[politics]] are super-fantastique!

* Clive Owen

* The [[economy]]  

* [[Faggot|Tom Hanks]] career

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* [[World War I]]

* [[World War II]]

* [[World War III]]

* [[Vietnam War]]

* [[Civil War]]

* [[Iraq|Iraq War]]

* [[Nixon|War On Drugs]]

* [[W|War On Terror]]

* [[Wikiwarfare]]

* [[Ukraine]]

* [[Youtube War Expert]]

* [[Amputee]]

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