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{{ | {{info|The current link for Kiwi Farms is '''https://kiwifarms.st/'''.<br>If that link doesn't work or is slow, visit [https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/ Kiwi Farms's Tor hidden service].}} | ||
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Unlike the græt [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]], which is [[Goatse|always open]] to [[Faggots|new users]], the Kiwi Farms are [[Pool's Closed|closed to new users]] about half of the time; due to either [[lulz]] reaching high levels (remember that the Farms are a [[hugbox]], unlike the [[EDF6|ED Forums]]), or because the admins are [[retarded]]. | Unlike the græt [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]], which is [[Goatse|always open]] to [[Faggots|new users]], the Kiwi Farms are [[Pool's Closed|closed to new users]] about half of the time; due to either [[lulz]] reaching high levels (remember that the Farms are a [[hugbox]], unlike the [[EDF6|ED Forums]]), or because the admins are [[retarded]]. | ||
Kiwi Farms in a nutshell can either be seen as the last bastion of freedom of speech or as retarded gayops for coping TERFs and incels. As of 2022, the site has been pushed to the dark web for attacking and deadnaming trannies. | Kiwi Farms in a nutshell can either be seen as the last bastion of freedom of speech or as retarded gayops for coping TERFs and incels. As of <strike>2022</strike> <strike>2023</strike> going on 2024, the site has been pushed to the dark web for attacking and deadnaming trannies. | ||
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[[File:KiwiFarms_nofunzone.jpg|thumb|Kiwi Farms does not appreciate any deviation from their lolcows, other than when complaining about how awful their [[McDonalds|Nutritional Scientist jobs]] are and [[daddy issues|how their families don't understand them.]] ]] | [[File:KiwiFarms_nofunzone.jpg|thumb|Kiwi Farms does not appreciate any deviation from their lolcows, other than when complaining about how awful their [[McDonalds|Nutritional Scientist jobs]] are and [[daddy issues|how their families don't understand them.]] ]] | ||
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==How the Average [[Faggot|Kiwi Farms User]] Spent Their Day == | ==How the Average [[Faggot|Kiwi Farms User]] Spent Their Day == | ||
Everyone on the KF website had sob stories about being molested, so you can guarantee some of their internal wiring has come loose. They stalked and cataloged people they repetitively refered to as [[irony|lolcows and autists]], rarely using any other vernacular and exploding in impotent fury at those who didn't conform to their comforting language. Their [[batshit|completely healthy]] main hobby was {{kf| | Everyone on the KF website had sob stories about being molested, so you can guarantee some of their internal wiring has come loose. They stalked and cataloged people they repetitively refered to as [[irony|lolcows and autists]], rarely using any other vernacular and exploding in impotent fury at those who didn't conform to their comforting language. Their [[batshit|completely healthy]] main hobby was {{kf|13723|sending people with autism money}}, then discussing how [[No|'''giving someone a source of income that is not required to be reported to the IRS completely trolled the recipient due to "tax evasion" reasons'''.]] | ||
Ironically enough these [[morons|1337 IRL-h4x0rs]] [https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tips/general/what-is-taxable-income/L8lh6lfkJ didn't realize that prepaid cards and cash counted as gifts due to no commercial services or goods being exchanged, and are therefore not necessary to declare on any tax form in the United States unless income was generated from the gift afterwards.] Since Chris-Chan never follows through on producing more comic updates on time and no one in their sound mind would see him as a business owner, [[lol|they basically end up giving him money for nothing except to autistically follow his actions when he spends it.]] | Ironically enough these [[morons|1337 IRL-h4x0rs]] [https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tips/general/what-is-taxable-income/L8lh6lfkJ didn't realize that prepaid cards and cash counted as gifts due to no commercial services or goods being exchanged, and are therefore not necessary to declare on any tax form in the United States unless income was generated from the gift afterwards.] Since Chris-Chan never follows through on producing more comic updates on time and no one in their sound mind would see him as a business owner, [[lol|they basically end up giving him money for nothing except to autistically follow his actions when he spends it.]] | ||
{{center|{{frame|[[File:KiwiFarms-Donation1.png|900px|[[Stupid]] ]]|background=white|border=black}}}} | {{center|{{frame|[[File:KiwiFarms-Donation1.png|900px|[[Stupid]] ]]|background=white|border=black}}}} | ||
{{center|{{frame|[[File:sonicrainboom3.png|center|900px|[[Stupid]] ]]|background=white|border=black}}}} | {{center|{{frame|[[File:sonicrainboom3.png|center|900px|[[Stupid]] ]]|background=white|border=black}}}} | ||
{{center|{{frame|[[File:sonicrainboom2.png|center|900px|[[Stupid]] ]]|background=white|border=black}}}} | {{center|{{frame|[[File:sonicrainboom2.png|center|900px|[[Stupid]] ]]|background=white|border=black}}}} | ||
Along with CWCki, they had another partner site where you can read about [[You|lowlifes]] called the Lolcow Wiki, which was Null's pathetic attempt to find meaning in his life after Chris Chan finally had sex. | Along with CWCki, they had another partner site where you can read about [[You|lowlifes]] called the Lolcow Wiki, which was Null's pathetic attempt to find meaning in his life after Chris Chan finally had sex. | ||
That was the day the mass of [[virgins|gentlemen]] at Kiwi Farms [[Truth|all found themselves less socially adept than a retarded manchild who drank his own cum]]. | That was the day the mass of [[virgins|gentlemen]] at Kiwi Farms [[Truth|all found themselves less socially adept than a retarded manchild who drank his own cum]]. | ||
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• <b>Do not create topics about forum members.</b> This extends to all existing members of the forum that were first discovered by their presence here. If you think that they deserve one, <span style="color:red"><u>ask staff</u></span> first. | • <b>Do not create topics about forum members.</b> This extends to all existing members of the forum that were first discovered by their presence here. If you think that they deserve one, <span style="color:red"><u>ask staff</u></span> first. | ||
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We, at Encyclopedia Dramatica, are kind enough to provide an accurate translation of these rules in the universally accepted language of [[Fact|English, without being a giant floppy vagina]]. | We, at Encyclopedia Dramatica, are kind enough to provide an accurate translation of these rules in the universally accepted language of [[Fact|English, without being a giant floppy vagina]]. | ||
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== Gallery of [[Disgusting|Gorgeous]] [[Faggots|People]] == | == Gallery of [[Disgusting|Gorgeous]] [[Faggots|People]] == | ||
The users who frequented Kiwi Farms were exceptionally [[ugly|beautiful]] and full of [[autism|creativity]]. | The users who frequented Kiwi Farms were exceptionally [[ugly|beautiful]] and full of [[autism|creativity]]. {{archive|QPVOz|For more pictures and stories of how none of Kiwi Farms' user-base can operate normally in society or hold down a job, click here.}} | ||
{{archive|QPVOz|For more pictures and stories of how none of Kiwi Farms' user-base can operate normally in society or hold down a job, click here.}} | |||
{{collapsegallery|How to take a Fat Girl Angle Shot 101|kiwigallery|center| | {{collapsegallery|How to take a Fat Girl Angle Shot 101|kiwigallery|center| | ||
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[[File:Kiwi Farms - Insecure About Uglies.jpg|center|300px| What the fuck are you talking about]] | [[File:Kiwi Farms - Insecure About Uglies.jpg|center|300px| What the fuck are you talking about]] | ||
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== Quotes from the [[basement|Underground]] == | |||
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[[Image:KiwiFarmsBibleMessage.png|center|300px|<center>Spreading their nonsensical message to all users.</center>]] | |||
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|I have people on my own fucking website telling me what words to say and that is so fucking insulting| Null getting pissed about others trying to contribute to [[unwarranted self importance|his]] website '''{{archive|YnVTf}}''' | |I have people on my own fucking website telling me what words to say and that is so fucking insulting| Null getting pissed about others trying to contribute to [[unwarranted self importance|his]] website '''{{archive|YnVTf}}''' | ||
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The body was not damaged but my struts and shocks were fucked up. I also ripped a hole clean through the sidewall of a tire. Exhausted as I was I couldn’t sleep and ended up going out to a movie with another of my friends. I called him on the verge of tears saying that whenever I closed my eyes all I saw was that [[cock|wooden light pole]] heading right for me.|User grandnumberofmultiples, [[female|who is not ready for driving]] or wooden poles | The body was not damaged but my struts and shocks were fucked up. I also ripped a hole clean through the sidewall of a tire. Exhausted as I was I couldn’t sleep and ended up going out to a movie with another of my friends. I called him on the verge of tears saying that whenever I closed my eyes all I saw was that [[cock|wooden light pole]] heading right for me.|User grandnumberofmultiples, [[female|who is not ready for driving]] or wooden poles | ||
|A fan of mine alerted me about this site and it's reputation about how they treat people with autism. Let me tell you that autism is not a laughing matter, it's what keeps you from standing up for yourself when someone puts a stickynote saying FAG on your locker, and it makes you feel like you are in a personal holocaust fearing that your autism will be converted into ashes. | |A fan of mine alerted me about this site and it's reputation about how they treat people with autism. Let me tell you that autism is not a laughing matter, it's what keeps you from standing up for yourself when someone puts a stickynote saying FAG on your locker, and it makes you feel like you are in a personal holocaust fearing that your autism will be converted into ashes. | ||
Why don't you people think about that carefully and put yourselves in their shoes?|An easycounter review user giving the site the negative review that it deserves | Why don't you people think about that carefully and put yourselves in their shoes?|An easycounter review user giving the site the negative review that it deserves}} | ||
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== Summary of the Subforums == | == Summary of the Subforums == | ||
=== Active === | === Active === | ||
[[File:ExtraForums.png|right|thumb|Other general forums for users to look at. In the early days of the site they were considered a secret.]] | [[File:ExtraForums.png|right|thumb|Other general forums for users to look at. In the early days of the site they were considered a secret.]] | ||
[[File:KiwiFarmsFedPost.png|thumb|Null hands over files to FBI for having his users Fedpost.]] | [[File:KiwiFarmsFedPost.png|thumb|Null hands over files to FBI for having his users [[Fedposting|Fedpost]].]] | ||
[[File:KiwiFarms-Donation-ChrisChan-VisaLog.png|thumb|This is the reward for sending Chris Chan a prepaid Visa: You obtain proof of what he is already reported to be doing, which is mostly eating burgers.]] | [[File:KiwiFarms-Donation-ChrisChan-VisaLog.png|thumb|This is the reward for sending Chris Chan a prepaid Visa: You obtain proof of what he is already reported to be doing, which is mostly eating burgers.]] | ||
*<b>[[Lolcows]]</b> - A haven for Personal Army requests and people obsessing about searching for the ''next CWC''. | *<b>[[Lolcows]]</b> - A haven for Personal Army requests and people obsessing about searching for the ''next CWC''. | ||
*<b>[[Christian Weston Chandler]]</b> - Discuss in extreme detail every single thing CWC posts on Facebook and deeply observe each word he types. You may even become CWC's own white knight. | *<b>[[Christian Weston Chandler]]</b> - Discuss in extreme detail every single thing CWC posts on Facebook and deeply observe each word he types. You may even become CWC's own white knight. | ||
*<b>[[Ethan Ralph]]</b> - Sometimes refered to as the Gunt or a ragepig. He was one of the most active members of the GamerGate movement and the surge in anti-SJW YouTube. He went from far-right figurehead to internet laughing stock. Currently, he is seen as an A-log and a joke to his former fans. He hosts a gay podcast known as #Killstream. | *<b>[[Ethan Ralph]]</b> - Sometimes refered to as the Gunt or a ragepig. He was one of the most active members of the GamerGate movement and the surge in anti-SJW YouTube. He went from far-right figurehead to internet laughing stock. Currently, he is seen as an A-log and a joke to his former fans. He hosts a gay podcast known as #Killstream. | ||
*<b>Beauty Parlour</b> - Hambeasts and trannies insult other hambeasts, cosplaying trannies, and [[Onision]]. #1 source of fedposting and a hugbox for Josh's angry TERF and lesbian audience. | *<b>Beauty Parlour</b> - Hambeasts and trannies insult other hambeasts, cosplaying trannies, and [[Onision]]. #1 source of [[fedposting]] and a hugbox for Josh's angry TERF and lesbian audience. | ||
*<b>Animal Control</b> - Trollshielding furry orgy. | *<b>Animal Control</b> - Trollshielding furry orgy. | ||
*<b>Off-Topic</b> - Mostly consists of members [[irony|whining]] about their own personal issues. Only <s>handpicked</s> handicapped users are allowed in. | *<b>Off-Topic</b> - Mostly consists of members [[irony|whining]] about their own personal issues. Only <s>handpicked</s> handicapped users are allowed in. | ||
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===Sent to Spergatory=== | ===Sent to Spergatory=== | ||
*[[File:JaceFace.png]] <b>[[Deagle Nation]]</b> - Talk about one of the biggest hugboxs in the entire website. [[Shit nobody cares about|Jace showed up and he told everyone "look at me guyz. I am an epic lolcow." Tryce who is Jace's best friend and leader of the Skullz proclaimed himself to be an "anarchist men's rights group". Months later after catching up to the events of Jace's and Tryce's actions, the hugbox was born. Tyce was caught by Kiwi Farms users using Jan Rankowski's Steam account, which led to the revelation that ParkourDude91 was a fictional character. Kiwi Farms users spotted a Steam account in a live stream linked to Jan Rankowski, a member of Million Dollar Extreme which led to the suspicion that Jace is a hoax causing, the words "Jace Connors is a hoax" were placed in big red letters at the top of the Kiwi Farms during or before 23 February 2015. It was found to be members of the Farms noticed a similarity between the faces of Rankowski and early Jace videos. It took a while for the sub-forum to die afterwords, until August 13th 2015 the forum was archived. ]] | *[[File:JaceFace.png]] <b>[[Deagle Nation]]</b> - Talk about one of the biggest hugboxs in the entire website. [[Shit nobody cares about|Jace showed up and he told everyone "look at me guyz. I am an epic lolcow." Tryce who is Jace's best friend and leader of the Skullz proclaimed himself to be an "anarchist men's rights group". Months later after catching up to the events of Jace's and Tryce's actions, the hugbox was born. Tyce was caught by Kiwi Farms users using Jan Rankowski's Steam account, which led to the revelation that ParkourDude91 was a fictional character. Kiwi Farms users spotted a Steam account in a live stream linked to Jan Rankowski, a member of Million Dollar Extreme which led to the suspicion that Jace is a hoax causing, the words "Jace Connors is a hoax" were placed in big red letters at the top of the Kiwi Farms during or before 23 February 2015. It was found to be members of the Farms noticed a similarity between the faces of Rankowski and early Jace videos. It took a while for the sub-forum to die afterwords, until August 13th 2015 the forum was archived. ]] | ||
*<b>[[Sonichu]]</b> - Read {{kf| | *<b>[[Sonichu]]</b> - Read {{kf|2278|retarded user fanfics}} and look at fanart of Chris's amazing OC. Nowadays this section of the site has been merged with the CWC subfourm. | ||
*<b>[[Ahuviya Harel|C.I.S. Center for Cultural Oppression]]</b> - Discuss everything that a filthy communist scumbag has to offer in his life. | *<b>[[Ahuviya Harel|C.I.S. Center for Cultural Oppression]]</b> - Discuss everything that a filthy communist scumbag has to offer in his life. | ||
*<b>[[Brianna Wu]]</b> - Everyone's favorite nutty and delusional lolcow [[tranny]] [[John Walker Flynt|Brianna Wu]] now has his own section after thousands of pages discussing about his goal of being a congress[[man|woman]] and being the center attention of [[GamerGate]] 24/7. | *<b>[[Brianna Wu]]</b> - Everyone's favorite nutty and delusional lolcow [[tranny]] [[John Walker Flynt|Brianna Wu]] now has his own section after thousands of pages discussing about his goal of being a congress[[man|woman]] and being the center attention of [[GamerGate]] 24/7. | ||
*<b>[[Moleman9000]]</b> - One of the first subfourms on a lolcow besides Chris-Chan. Enjoy stalking a sped on wikia who is known for producing a trippy fictional universe known as the Narva-Verse. | *<b>[[Moleman9000]]</b> - One of the first subfourms on a lolcow besides Chris-Chan. Enjoy stalking a sped on wikia who is known for producing a trippy fictional universe known as the Narva-Verse. | ||
*<s><b>[[The Entersphere]]</b></s> - A subforum so unfunny that it is often to be considered to be the worst subforum on Kiwi Farms. This subforum was full of weens, A-Logs, and cartoon watching manbabies. The man who was responsible for Mr. Enter's ED page was also responsible for various site and off-site drama that led to creation of the Entersphere. He was later doxxed for his retarded posts leaving behind a funny thread about a man who fucks duckies for a living. This user was forever mocked and ridiculed on the Internet causing him to disappear forever. This subforum triggered the admins more than any other thread within the Spergatory and was the worst until it was topped by fedposting in the Beauty Parlor which was so bad it killed the website. | *<s><b>[[The Entersphere]]</b></s> - A subforum so unfunny that it is often to be considered to be the worst subforum on Kiwi Farms. This subforum was full of weens, A-Logs, and cartoon watching manbabies. The man who was responsible for Mr. Enter's ED page was also responsible for various site and off-site drama that led to creation of the Entersphere. He was later doxxed for his retarded posts leaving behind a funny thread about a man who fucks duckies for a living. This user was forever mocked and ridiculed on the Internet causing him to disappear forever. This subforum triggered the admins more than any other thread within the Spergatory and was the worst until it was topped by [[fedposting]] in the Beauty Parlor which was so bad it killed the website. | ||
*<b>[[Tumblr|Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)]]</b> - Obsess over social justice warriors and fight for [[MGTOW|men's rights.]] | *<b>[[Tumblr|Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)]]</b> - Obsess over social justice warriors and fight for [[MGTOW|men's rights.]] | ||
*<s>[[Ghost|'''True Capitalist Radio''']] - True Capitalist Radio? That shit was so 2011.</s> Now dead due to no one caring. | *<s>[[Ghost|'''True Capitalist Radio''']] - True Capitalist Radio? That shit was so 2011.</s> Now dead due to no one caring. | ||
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==Reviews== | ==Reviews== | ||
They are known for... well, actually, they are not known to many outside their forum other than to the people they [[stalk|search out in professional and cordial ways]] in order to attempt to gain growth of [[e-penis|understanding of the human condition]]. | They are known for... well, actually, they are not known to many outside their forum other than to the people they [[stalk|search out in professional and cordial ways]] in order to attempt to gain growth of [[e-penis|understanding of the human condition]]. | ||
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Apparently they are listed as a safe place for people with autism: [https://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/kiwifarms.net WOT] | Apparently they are listed as a safe place for people with autism: [https://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/kiwifarms.net WOT] | ||
We believe this is due to the large amount of [[retards|caring individuals]] with [[autism|empathy for those who are afflicted with mental illness]] on Kiwi Farms. | We believe this is due to the large amount of [[retards|caring individuals]] with [[autism|empathy for those who are afflicted with mental illness]] on Kiwi Farms. | ||
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== [[Stupid|Well-thought out]] Videos Created By Kiwi Farms == | == [[Stupid|Well-thought out]] Videos Created By Kiwi Farms == | ||
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== Kiwi Farms Shut Down Using This One Neat Trick, Trolls Hate Him! == | == Kiwi Farms Shut Down Using This One Neat Trick, Trolls Hate Him! == | ||
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[[File:Threat for KF.png|right|thumb|Letter to Null: a/s/l?]] | [[File:Threat for KF.png|right|thumb|Letter to Null: a/s/l?]] | ||
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This selfless act was not enough to save him from consequence, as his family was <b>literally</b> murdered to death afterwards. It is uncertain as to whether the murder took place over DSL or dial-up, but according to our local [[16-year-old girls|FBI experts]], it is impossible to survive a claw hammer attack through the internet, no matter how many proxies you hide behind. Afterwards, the heinous killers requested a non-redacted copy of the user and private messages tables, and a photo of Null's penis.<br><br> | This selfless act was not enough to save him from consequence, as his family was <b>literally</b> murdered to death afterwards. It is uncertain as to whether the murder took place over DSL or dial-up, but according to our local [[16-year-old girls|FBI experts]], it is impossible to survive a claw hammer attack through the internet, no matter how many proxies you hide behind. Afterwards, the heinous killers requested a non-redacted copy of the user and private messages tables, and a photo of Null's penis.<br><br> | ||
<center>[[File:NullMurder3.jpg|400px]]</center><br> | <center>[[File:NullMurder3.jpg|400px]]</center> | ||
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=== Doopie On Kiwi === | === Doopie On Kiwi === | ||
[[File:Notice me doopie-1232.png|thumb|right|250px|Kiwi Farms to [[Doopie DoOver]], | [[File:Notice me doopie-1232.png|thumb|right|250px|Kiwi Farms to [[Doopie DoOver]], {{wayback|20180324192823|https://kiwifarms.net/members/doopie.17094/|title=Notice me}} Senpai]] | ||
After the [[Chris Chan]] incident Doopie DoOver felt the need to reafirm herself as a pretty girl. Needing a place that had no clue as to what a girl should look like, act like or sound like she parked her flabby pancake ass squarly at Kiwi Farms hoping to get all the little boys there riled up.<br> | After the [[Chris Chan]] incident Doopie DoOver felt the need to reafirm herself as a pretty girl. Needing a place that had no clue as to what a girl should look like, act like or sound like she parked her flabby pancake ass squarly at Kiwi Farms hoping to get all the little boys there riled up.<br> | ||
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===The Byuu DDoS=== | ===The Byuu DDoS=== | ||
A [[diaperfur]] [[SNES]] emulator developer by the name of {{twitter|byuu_san|Byuu}}{{trans}} had a thread on the site. Upon seeing the thread, he shat his diaper so hard that the massive amounts of shit in his body flew right out of his mouth and he decided to offer Null $120,000 to take down his thread. When Null didn't do it, Byuu told Null he was gonna become [[an hero]]. [[Leftist]] twitter went nuts over this and decided to [[Taking down ED|DDOS the farms]]. Some argue that the ebil Mango Farms was responsible for this faggotry. Others know that Byuu faked his death. | A [[diaperfur]] [[SNES]] emulator developer by the name of {{twitter|byuu_san|Byuu}}{{trans}} had a thread on the site. Upon seeing the thread, he shat his diaper so hard that the massive amounts of shit in his body flew right out of his mouth and he decided to offer Null $120,000 to take down his thread. When Null didn't do it, Byuu told Null he was gonna become [[an hero]]. [[Leftist]] twitter went nuts over this and decided to [[Taking down ED|DDOS the farms]]. Some argue that the ebil Mango Farms was responsible for this faggotry. <s>Others know that Byuu faked his death.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS | ||
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===The Keffals DDoS and censorship=== | ===The Keffals DDoS and censorship=== | ||
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In August 2022, a [[Skript kiddie|programmer sock-wearing tranny]] used a script injector to install [[Drugs|"troonshine"]] ([[hax]]) into the farms. On September 18, they got batshit insane with it and started [[deleting fucking everything]]; all of the forums were baleeted, Kiwifags were sad, [[nothing of value was lost]], and now the only way they can connect with each other is thru their spam-riddled Telegram chat, which is being monitored 24/7 by {{twitter|dropkiwifarms|lurking troons}}. | In August 2022, a [[Skript kiddie|programmer sock-wearing tranny]] used a script injector to install [[Drugs|"troonshine"]] ([[hax]]) into the farms. On September 18, they got batshit insane with it and started [[deleting fucking everything]]; all of the forums were baleeted, Kiwifags were sad, [[nothing of value was lost]], and now the only way they can connect with each other is thru their spam-riddled Telegram chat, which is being monitored 24/7 by {{twitter|dropkiwifarms|lurking troons}}. | ||
The site currently spends its days [[nigger|jumping]] between whatever [[Poland|obscure]] [[series of tubes|ISPs]] will host it in [[Europe|countries]] [[Shit no one cares about|nobody has ever heard of.]] This usually only lasts until the [[Jew|CEO]] of the [[capitalism|company]] is [[Butthurt|flooded with emails]] [[fact|calling Null a pedophile]], decides the site isn't worth the [[autism|headache]] and [[shut it down|shuts it down.]] Because of this [[dying alone|cycle]] every second post on the site is [[crybaby|Null]] [[Incontinent Student Bodies|complaining]] about the hole he dug for himself by his [[usi|inability]] to [[tard rage|cooperate]] with anybody. Everyone who just wanted to read about [[lol-cow|cows]] or create [[lulz]] either left for [[Gaia Online|much]] [[Subeta|better]] [[AllTheFallen.ninja|websites]] or was [[Contesting your ban|banned]] by [[Shotacon|Null]] for not cosseting his [[A frank discussion of mental illness|ego.]] | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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{{cg|Kiwi Farms Gallery|gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|Kiwi Farms Gallery|gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
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File:DontGetSatire.jpg|Despite being supposed experts on lolcows they can't tell the difference between actual spergs and a [[GurigorloX|satire]]. | File:DontGetSatire.jpg|Despite being supposed experts on lolcows they can't tell the difference between actual spergs and a [[GurigorloX|satire]]. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Doopie DoOver/People]] | *[[Doopie DoOver/People]] | ||
*[[Eclipse]] A [[Evolution|Darwin Test]] devised by [[religion|G-D]] himself to tempt dumbass potheads like [[Doopie DoOver]] and the [[Retard|Short Bus]] collection of [[autistic|asspies]] over at Kiwi Farms into melting their eyes right out of their skulls by staring at it. | *[[Eclipse]] A [[Evolution|Darwin Test]] devised by [[religion|G-D]] himself to tempt dumbass potheads like [[Doopie DoOver]] and the [[Retard|Short Bus]] collection of [[autistic|asspies]] over at Kiwi Farms into melting their eyes right out of their skulls by staring at it. | ||
* [[Byuu]] - Tried to extort the Farms by supposedly [[An Hero|killing himself]]. | *[[Byuu]] - Tried to extort the Farms by supposedly [[An Hero|killing himself]]. | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* | *[https://kiwifarms.net/ '''kiwifarms.net'''] - primary link. | ||
**[https://kiwifarms. | **[https://kiwifarms.st/ kiwifarms.st] - secondary link. | ||
**[http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/ Kiwi Farms on Tor] - Use this if .net is offline and the clearnet mirrors are all offline. | **[http://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/ Kiwi Farms on Tor] - Use this if .net is offline and the clearnet mirrors are all offline or slow. | ||
*<s>[https://autism.cool Cool Autism!] - The best successor forum</s> <b>GONE</b> '''{{archive|N27Tg|(Archived)}}''' | *<s>[https://autism.cool Cool Autism!] - The best successor forum</s> <b>GONE</b> '''{{archive|N27Tg|(Archived)}}''' | ||
*{{Steamgroup|kiwifarms|Kiwi Farms Steam group.}} | *{{Steamgroup|kiwifarms|Kiwi Farms Steam group.}} | ||
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===Reviews=== | ===Reviews=== | ||
*<s>[http://cwcki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page CWCKI]</s> - A wiki dedicated to documenting Kiwi Farms users. Now dead, but you can still browse | *<s>[http://cwcki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page CWCKI]</s> - A wiki dedicated to documenting Kiwi Farms users. Now dead, but you can still browse {{wayback|http://cwcki.shoutwiki.com:80/wiki/Main_Page|20150403024001|title=an archived version}}. | ||
*'''{{archive|SzQbx|Lookism's Review}}''' - Lookism reviews the site | *'''{{archive|SzQbx|Lookism's Review}}''' - Lookism reviews the site | ||
*'''{{archive|qpbBw|Wrong Planet Review}}''' - Self diagnosed autists give their opinion on Kiwi Farms. | *'''{{archive|qpbBw|Wrong Planet Review}}''' - Self diagnosed autists give their opinion on Kiwi Farms. | ||
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*'''{{archive|IkFQw|/cow/'s Kiwi Farms thread}}''' in which Null shows up to defend his honor. | *'''{{archive|IkFQw|/cow/'s Kiwi Farms thread}}''' in which Null shows up to defend his honor. | ||
*<s>[https://8ch.net/cow/res/125119+50.html Kiwi Farms ED Project]</s>'''{{archive|Am47v}}''' - Some faggot makes a [[X is not your personal army|PAR]] and gets rightfully shot the fuck down. | *<s>[https://8ch.net/cow/res/125119+50.html Kiwi Farms ED Project]</s>'''{{archive|Am47v}}''' - Some faggot makes a [[X is not your personal army|PAR]] and gets rightfully shot the fuck down. | ||
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{{Maddox}} | {{Maddox}} | ||
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{{sites}} | {{sites}} | ||
{{trolls}} | {{trolls}} | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article August 19 & 20, [[2015]]|[[Telephone Ring Ring]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Project Harpoon]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article August 19 & 20, [[2015]]|[[Telephone Ring Ring]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Project Harpoon]]}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article January 27 & 28, [[2017]]|[[Antifa]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Barron Trump]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article January 27 & 28, [[2017]]|[[Antifa]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Barron Trump]]}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article August 25 and 26, [[2022]]|[[Nick Fuentes]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Stephen Paddock]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article August 25 and 26, [[2022]]|[[Nick Fuentes]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Stephen Paddock]]}} | ||