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=== Corsica === | === Corsica === | ||
Corsica | Take the extreme [[USI]] of [[Texas]] or [[Quebec]], along with the [[Wikipedia:National Liberation Front of Corsica|terroristic tendencies]] of [[Ireland]] or [[Hamas|Palestine]], and the "culture" of France and [[Italy]], The resulting abomination would be the island of '''Corsica'''. Not to be confused with those shitty ass Chevrolet cars of the same name, Corsica is most known as that place France gets their heroin shipments from. Their flag is a [[ISIS|beheaded]] [[nigger]], telling you all you need to know about the people of [[Dead Nigger Storage|Corsica]]. | ||
Despite being the birthplace of Napoleon, Corsica is about as French as any average heterosexual. [[Terrorism|And they aren't afraid to display their unhappiness either]]. Given that Corsicans are the niggers of France, Crime rates in Corsica are incredibly high, [[Haiti|as is the case]] [[Chicago|with every other nigger]] [[Detroit|infested shithole on this planet]]. Nevertheless, this doesn't stop tourists from coming to Corsica or French boomers coming there to retire, An economy Corsica relies on otherwise they'd be as poor as [[Nigeria]]. | |||
=== [[Liars|Mensonges]] === | === [[Liars|Mensonges]] === | ||
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== A Comparrison Of World Martial Arts == | == A Comparrison Of World Martial Arts == | ||
** [[USA]] Boxing | ** [[USA]] - Boxing: The martial art of using your fists. Also called Pugilism in [[England]] | ||
** [[Japan]] Judo | ** [[Japan]] - Judo: The martial art of using your opponent's weight and momentum against them | ||
** [[Thailand]] Kickboxing | ** [[Thailand]] - Kickboxing: The martial art of kicking the shit out of you opponent. | ||
** [[Pussy|France]] Parkour | ** [[Pussy|France]] - Parkour: The martial art of running away. | ||
==Liberalism== | ==Liberalism== | ||
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* "C'est BOF! | * "C'est BOF! | ||
:'''MEANS''':''This is beautiful/wonderful (Please use when speaking about french art in a museum or when looking at the Eiffel tower).'' | :'''MEANS''':''This is beautiful/wonderful (Please use when speaking about french art in a museum or when looking at the Eiffel tower).'' | ||
* "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" | |||
:'''MEANS''':''Would you like to go to bed, have sex, with me?'' Don't even memorize it. You'll never be in a position where you can use it. | |||
Note that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is not responsible if you misuse these phrases and are beaten or [[murdered]] as a result. | Note that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is not responsible if you misuse these phrases and are beaten or [[murdered]] as a result. | ||