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[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|thumb|Words of wisdom. Repeat after me, [[mormons|class]]!]] | [[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|thumb|Words of wisdom. Repeat after me, [[mormons|class]]!]] | ||
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[[Image:SmallBlackDick4.jpg|thumb|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black men are known for their sexual prowess and their extremely large penises.]]]] | [[Image:SmallBlackDick4.jpg|thumb|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black men are known for their sexual prowess and their extremely large penises.]]]] | ||
[[Image:Nigrobwimn.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go once the white womenz is in their grasp]] | [[Image:Nigrobwimn.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go once the white womenz is in their grasp]] | ||
'''Niggers''' ''(scientific name: '''Simia africanus''', the Black Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution. | '''Niggers''' ''(scientific name: '''Simia africanus''', the Black Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution. | ||
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===Alternative terms=== | ===Alternative terms=== | ||
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing: '''African-American, afro-American, abomination, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, jigaboos, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, mooncrickets and Antique farming equipment.''' Look {{wayback|http://www.usgennet.org/family/smoot/terms.html|20071230030222|title=HERE}} There are many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed. | |||
Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing: '''African-American, afro-American, abomination, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, bluegum, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee, Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder monkey, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color, pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker, spook, tar baby, token, Tyrone, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons, cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies, shit-skins, spades, jigaboos, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs, mooncrickets and Antique farming equipment.''' Look | |||
'''Remember kids:''' a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like [[Black Jesus|Obama]]. | '''Remember kids:''' a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like [[Black Jesus|Obama]]. | ||
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===Niggers in ancient times=== | ===Niggers in ancient times=== | ||
A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian driver's licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.) | A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian driver's licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.) | ||
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==Characteristics== | ==Characteristics== | ||
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A Nigger is the long-sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. Their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and love for fried [[chikins]], [[watermelons]], purple drank, [[Dat Ass|large asses]], jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay distinguish them. | A Nigger is the long-sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. Their oversized lips, tight-curled hair, and love for fried [[chikins]], [[watermelons]], purple drank, [[Dat Ass|large asses]], jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay distinguish them. | ||
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They tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call '''bling''', and cover their [[Bicycle|cars]] with them. They [[LOL WUT|believe]] that this makes them [[USI|special]], but in reality, it just makes them [[gay]] and [[retard|retarded]]. | They tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call '''bling''', and cover their [[Bicycle|cars]] with them. They [[LOL WUT|believe]] that this makes them [[USI|special]], but in reality, it just makes them [[gay]] and [[retard|retarded]]. | ||
===Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken=== | ===Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken=== | ||
Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed with trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are, by their very nature, useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor—minimizing their physical activity during the day and seeking to avoid predators during the night. | Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed with trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are, by their very nature, useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor—minimizing their physical activity during the day and seeking to avoid predators during the night. | ||
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Don't be fooled; niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing! | Don't be fooled; niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing! | ||
==Types of Niggers== | ==Types of Niggers== | ||
[[File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|left|You'd best know [[Dead Nigger Storage|the difference]].]] | |||
[[Image:Transnigger.png|280px|right|A [[wigger|transnigger]].]] | [[Image:Transnigger.png|280px|right|A [[wigger|transnigger]].]] | ||
*'''[[Wigger|Wannabe Nig]]''': Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms. | *'''[[Wigger|Wannabe Nig]]''': Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms. | ||
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==Communication== | ==Communication== | ||
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[[Image:EBONICS.jpg|thumb|left|[[Black Jesus|Black Honor Student]]]] | [[Image:EBONICS.jpg|thumb|left|[[Black Jesus|Black Honor Student]]]] | ||
Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, it is practically impossible to understand them. Their [[Ebonics|"language"]] is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because [[Lazy|it's just too much effort to move the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound]]. The nigger is sometimes simply too [[retarded|derro]] to learn proper English."Hello, my name is Jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets, my name is Jamie C, respectaz or I'll pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" A typical nigger's burn consists of putting random words together. Examples include [[Goatse|"yo ol' burnt skittle lookin' azz"]] or [[Pain series|"poptart frostin' bald head."]] After the niggers burn on each other, every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then starts shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in an epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz. | Since all niggers are too lazy to learn proper English, it is practically impossible to understand them. Their [[Ebonics|"language"]] is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because [[Lazy|it's just too much effort to move the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound]]. The nigger is sometimes simply too [[retarded|derro]] to learn proper English."Hello, my name is Jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets, my name is Jamie C, respectaz or I'll pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" A typical nigger's burn consists of putting random words together. Examples include [[Goatse|"yo ol' burnt skittle lookin' azz"]] or [[Pain series|"poptart frostin' bald head."]] After the niggers burn on each other, every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then starts shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in an epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz. | ||
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See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat: | See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat: | ||
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{{quote|Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!|Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah}} | {{quote|Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!|Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah}} | ||
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==Racial science== | ==Racial science== | ||
[[File:DLemontruenegro.jpg|thumb| | [[File:DLemontruenegro.jpg|thumb|right|D'Lemonz shows off his pride on CNN]] | ||
A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following: | A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following: | ||
{{quote|"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods, and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."}} | {{quote|"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods, and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."}} | ||
==Breeding Habits== | ==Breeding Habits== | ||
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==Natural Enemies== | ==Natural Enemies== | ||
[[Image:DEM20.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:DEM20.jpg|thumb|left|300px| Introducing the nigger's natural predator, the [[Red Neck]]. One of the best means of [[Genocide|controlling this pest's population]].]] | ||
Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators who actively hunt niggers is the common [[redneck]]. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form. | Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, one of the more visible predators who actively hunt niggers is the common [[redneck]]. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form. | ||
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===Niggers try to Ban their own name=== | ===Niggers try to Ban their own name=== | ||
On July 9th, 2007, a group of niggers at the NAACP believed that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it | On July 9th, 2007, a group of niggers at the NAACP believed that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcast, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own names because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy. | ||
By July 10th, the infamous n-word had resurrected and attached itself to people like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle Berry, and others. That muthafucka's gonna be tough to take out! | By July 10th, the infamous n-word had resurrected and attached itself to people like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle Berry, and others. That muthafucka's gonna be tough to take out! | ||
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===Surviving a nigger attack=== | ===Surviving a nigger attack=== | ||
As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more than 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point is to make a lot of noise. In most cases, the nigger will run away in a state of confusion. | As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more than 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point is to make a lot of noise. In most cases, the nigger will run away in a state of confusion. | ||
If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard | If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard {{wayback|http://christianparty.net/niggerapology.htm|20071230030222|title=Nigger Apology}}. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, [[watermelonz]], rap music, and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may think you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold your arms high above your head. This will make you look like a much bigger person to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run, he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast. | ||
If the nigger lunges at you, jump into the water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa), run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him. Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa. | If the nigger lunges at you, jump into the water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa), run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him. Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa. | ||
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No matter how much it begs, never give a nigger your change. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down. Do not try to touch or pet niggers. Their behavior is unpredictable. They might [[Rape|bite]] and poison you with their sharp [[Rape Rodent|teeth]]. Only younger specimens can be trained to serve [[Slavery|a good cause]]. [[Suicide|DO NOT APPROACH THE HERD OF MORE THAN 2 NIGGERS!]] They might confuse you with a bucket of chicken, and [[Om nom nom nom|feed on you]]. | No matter how much it begs, never give a nigger your change. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down. Do not try to touch or pet niggers. Their behavior is unpredictable. They might [[Rape|bite]] and poison you with their sharp [[Rape Rodent|teeth]]. Only younger specimens can be trained to serve [[Slavery|a good cause]]. [[Suicide|DO NOT APPROACH THE HERD OF MORE THAN 2 NIGGERS!]] They might confuse you with a bucket of chicken, and [[Om nom nom nom|feed on you]]. | ||
== | =='''{{archive|XWs7t|How to be a Nigger}}'''== | ||
{{main|Wigger}} | {{main|Wigger}} | ||
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*Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU) | *Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU) | ||
*Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must) | *Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must) | ||
* Play Dumb ^ | *Play Dumb ^ | ||
*Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist ) | *Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist ) | ||
*Be clueless | *Be clueless | ||
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Don't kid yourself, [[retard]]. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word [[goatse|"motherfucker"]], preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in [[Jew|LA]], there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're [[truth|fucking dumb]]. So are their [[faggot|butt buddies]], the [[Pain series|Bloods]]. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions. | Don't kid yourself, [[retard]]. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word [[goatse|"motherfucker"]], preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in [[Jew|LA]], there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're [[truth|fucking dumb]]. So are their [[faggot|butt buddies]], the [[Pain series|Bloods]]. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions. | ||
==The 13/50 Myth== | |||
Conservatives will often remind you that despite comprising only 13% of the United States population, blacks commit 50% of murders. This is false; they actually commit 60.4% of murders. | |||
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==Things Niggers Hate== | ==Things Niggers Hate== | ||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
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==Visual Guide to Niggers== | ==Visual Guide to Niggers== | ||
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{{cg|Ooo Lawdy, I gots me uh Galleree|NiggerGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|Ooo Lawdy, I gots me uh Galleree|NiggerGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Tremayne Durham.jpg|Niggers are KFC buckets' natural predator... | File:Tremayne Durham.jpg|Niggers are KFC buckets' natural predator... | ||
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File:Oh_lawds_is_i_in_heaven2.png|Niggas love [[Watermelonz]] | File:Oh_lawds_is_i_in_heaven2.png|Niggas love [[Watermelonz]] | ||
File:Watermelon_Wreck.jpg|This is considered a [[shock image]] by niggers. | File:Watermelon_Wreck.jpg|This is considered a [[shock image]] by niggers. | ||
File:Blacksrelax.jpg|Words of Wisdom. ( | File:Blacksrelax.jpg|Words of Wisdom. '''{{Wikilink|Black_people_and_Mormonism|(What the Mormons use to abide by)}}''' | ||
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File:Nigger king kong white pussy.jpg | File:Nigger king kong white pussy.jpg | ||
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File:Blacksad.gif|Sorry if we offended you, niglet! | File:Blacksad.gif|Sorry if we offended you, niglet! | ||
File:CoonChickenInn.jpg|An accurate media representation of niggers. | File:CoonChickenInn.jpg|An accurate media representation of niggers. | ||
File:Nigger magnet.jpg|thumb|Magnets proven 100% effective at luring hordes of niggers | |||
File:Warner.jpg|thumb|right|Niggers are criminals by nature. | |||
File:Negroid.jpg|thumb|right|The purest specimen ever captured. | |||
File:The_Niggest.jpg|180px|thumb|right|A Challenger Approaches. | |||
File:Black Lips.jpg|thumb|right|A National Geographic photo of a baboon taking a selfie. | |||
File:Black_Fried_Chicken.jpg|thumb|right|Every nigger's kryptonite. | |||
File:Niggerchickenwifeabuse.jpg|thumb|Common street niggers. | |||
File:Agdadgadgadggad.PNG|thumb|right|You'd best know [[Dead Niggers|the difference]] | |||
File:XzibitBuiltaNig.jpg|thumb|left|Niggers build the worst niggers | |||
File:Crazycerealnigger.gif|thumb|left|A Nigger consuming his breakfast | |||
File:1241249649172.jpg|thumb|left|Look at dem monkey, bra | |||
File:CovetedChikkin.png|thumb|left|Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of drool and total faggotry. | |||
File:Blackguywhitegirl.jpeg|thumb|right|After obtaining a pure white virgin drunk, the wild negro moves in for the kill. | |||
File:Some bath.jpg | File:Some bath.jpg | ||
File:CCniggerx.png | File:CCniggerx.png | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers. | Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers. | ||
<center>'''The following should answer your questions'''</center> | |||
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<center>'''The following should answer your questions'''}}</center> | |||
==Trolling niggers== | ==Trolling niggers== | ||
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*"Trayvon Martin deserved it." | *"Trayvon Martin deserved it." | ||
*Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white. | *Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white. | ||
*[ | *[https://tour5m.ghettogaggers.com/index.php Show them this] and '''{{archive|Rpehe|that}}''' | ||
* Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously. | *Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously. | ||
* Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo. | *Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo. | ||
* Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause. | *Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause. | ||
* Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre. | *Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre. | ||
* Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout. | *Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout. | ||
* Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles. | *Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles. | ||
* Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change.... nigger." | *Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change.... nigger." | ||
* Ask them if the Crips are physically, or just mentally handicapped. | *Ask them if the Crips are physically, or just mentally handicapped. | ||
* Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks. | *Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks. | ||
*Tell them not all [[cops|Police officer]]s are racist gestapo hired just to kill them | *Tell them not all [[cops|Police officer]]s are racist gestapo hired just to kill them | ||
*"[[George Floyd]] Deserved it" | *"[[George Floyd]] Deserved it" | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Aboriginal]] | {{nigdelude}} | ||
* [[Africa]] | *[[Aboriginal]] | ||
* [[Ebola virus]] | *[[Africa]] | ||
* [[Al Sharpton]] | *[[Ebola virus]] | ||
* [[Angry]] | *[[Al Sharpton]] | ||
* [[Thieves]] | *[[Angry]] | ||
* [[Poor people]] | *[[Thieves]] | ||
* [[Barack Hussein Obama]] | *[[Poor people]] | ||
* [[Killer]] | *[[Barack Hussein Obama]] | ||
* [[Black | *[[Killer]] | ||
* [[Black | *[[Black People Love Us!]] | ||
* [[BLACKbusterCritic]] | *[[Black Lives Splatter]] | ||
* [[Bomani Armah]] | *[[BLACKbusterCritic]] | ||
* [[Chocolate rain]] | *[[Bomani Armah]] | ||
* [[Dangerman]] | *[[Chocolate rain]] | ||
* [[ | *[[Dangerman]] | ||
* [[ | *[[Digital Blackface]] | ||
* [[Herman Cain]] | *[[Chikins|Fried Chicken]] | ||
* [[Jay Bundy]] | *[[Herman Cain]] | ||
* [[Jena Six]] | *[[Jay Bundy]] | ||
* [[Jenkem]] | *[[Jena Six]] | ||
* [[Kwanzaa]] - Nigger [[Christmas]]. | *[[Jenkem]] | ||
* [[Lovely Peaches]] - Fat [[Instagram]] negress who abuses animals and children | *[[Kwanzaa]] - Nigger [[Christmas]]. | ||
* | *[[Lovely Peaches]] - Fat [[Instagram]] negress who abuses animals and children | ||
* [[Mark Essex]] - Honky Pig Killer | *'''{{archive|nzNwP|Nigger Forum}}'''- Heavily active forum exclusively for niggers and nigger-lovers; troll for the lulz (especially that uppity '''Doby''' nigger) | ||
* [[Mediatakeout]] - A blog made for niggers. | *[[Mark Essex]] - Honky Pig Killer | ||
* [[Nigga Know Technology]] -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs. | *[[Mediatakeout]] - A blog made for niggers. | ||
* [[Nigger Manual]] -- A comprehensive guide to taming your very own nigger. | *[[Nigga Know Technology]] -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs. | ||
*[[Nigger Manual]] -- A comprehensive guide to taming your very own nigger. | |||
* [[NO NIGGERS]] | *[[NO NIGGERS]] | ||
* [[P.A. Palace]] | *[[P.A. Palace]] | ||
* [[Child abuse | *[[Child abuse]]r | ||
*[[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]--A meme brilliantly illustrating what black people do after gobbling up some delicious chikinz and watermelonz. | |||
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]--A meme brilliantly illustrating what black people do after gobbling up some delicious chikinz and watermelonz. | *[[Slavery]] | ||
* [[Slavery]] | *[[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]- Niggers are programmed to spread this hoax. | ||
* [[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]- Niggers are programmed to spread this hoax. | *[[There are no niggers on the Internet]] | ||
* [[There are no niggers on the Internet]] | *[[TightRope]] | ||
* [[TightRope]] | *[[Vintage Black Americana]] | ||
* [[Travis the Killer Chimp]] | *[[Travis the Killer Chimp]] | ||
* [[Wrong Location Nigger]] | *[[White Extinction]] | ||
* [[Black Supremacy]] | *[[Wrong Location Nigger]] | ||
* [[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]] | *[[Black Supremacy]] | ||
* [[OpFerguson]] | *[[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]] | ||
* [[Trayvon Martin]] | *[[OpFerguson]] | ||
* [[2204355]] | *[[Trayvon Martin]] | ||
* [[George Floyd]] | *[[2204355]] | ||
*[[George Floyd]] | |||
===Types of Nigger=== | |||
*[[Happy Negro]] | |||
*[[Sheeeit Nigger]] | |||
*[[ULTRANIGGER]] | |||
*[[Black chicks]] | |||
*[[The Batman Rapist]] | |||
*[[Nigger pig]] | |||
*[[Nigglypuff]] | |||
*[[Black Diligent]] | |||
===Nigger Palette-Swaps=== | ===Nigger Palette-Swaps=== | ||
*[[Ice niggers]] | *[[Ice niggers]] (''White people'' esp. Canadians and Northern Europeans) | ||
*[[Potato niggers]] | *[[Potato niggers]] (''Irish'') | ||
*[[Porridge niggers]] | *[[Porridge niggers]] (''Scots'') | ||
*[[Brits|Island niggers]] | *[[Brits|Island niggers]] (''Brits'') | ||
*[[Wales|Sheep-fucking niggers]] | *[[Wales|Sheep-fucking niggers]] (''Welshies'') | ||
*[[Germany|Nazi niggers]] | *[[Germany|Nazi niggers]] (''GERM-ans'') | ||
*[[Russia|Tundra niggers]] | *[[Russia|Tundra niggers]] (''Rush-ans'') | ||
*[[Wop|Spaghetti niggers]] | *[[Wop|Spaghetti niggers]] (''Eye-talians'') | ||
*[[Romania|Tuica niggers]] | *[[Romania|Tuica niggers]] (''Romani people'') | ||
*[[Sand niggers]] | *[[Sand niggers]] (esp. ''Arabs'', but also ''Middle Easterners'' (Turks, Kurds Iranians), Central Asians (Turkmens, Uzbeks,Tadjiks) and ''North Africans'' (Berbers,Tuareg)) | ||
*[[Prairie niggers|Casino niggers]] | *[[Prairie niggers|Casino niggers]] (''Injuns'') | ||
*[[Curry niggers]] | *[[Curry niggers]] (''Indians'') | ||
*[[Rice niggers]] | *[[Rice niggers]] (''Chinks'') | ||
*[[Sea niggers]] | *[[Sea niggers]] (''Aboriginals'') | ||
*[[Mexicans|Nee-groes]] | *[[Mexicans|Nee-groes]] (''Latinos'' esp. [[Puerto Rico|Ricans]]) | ||
*[[Philippines|Asian niggers]] | *[[Philippines|Asian niggers]] (''Fake Southeastern Asians'') | ||
*[[New Zealand|Kiwi niggers]] | *[[New Zealand|Kiwi niggers]] (''Kiwis'') | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* | *'''{{archive|zlNIO|How to be a nigger}}''' | ||
* | *'''{{archive|BVAFI|Omar's African Adventure}}''' - A Niggerian [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scammer]] gets 0wned | ||
* | *'''{{archive|yBRMt|Chimpmania}}''' - Chronicling the Over-Glorified Apes in the Wild | ||
* | *'''{{archive|qW764|Scientist claims black people are less intelligent than white people}}'''[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6327171/Scientists-claim-black-people-less-intelligent-than-whites-in-Channel-4-show.html] - You don't really need a scientist to prove this. [[drugs|The]] [[africa|evidence]] [[gang|is]] [[Rap|all]] [[Chikins|around]] [[haiti|you]]. | ||
* | *'''{{archive|yi8H7|Niglet breeding school}}''' | ||
*{{ | *{{fb|thugreport}} - News From Da Hood | ||
*[ | *[https://www.gizoogle.net/ Learn ta rap like a nizzle n' search fo' tha hizzle] | ||
* | *{{wayback|http://trutube.tv/video/10932/What-Would-Zimmerman-Do|20140508035656|title=Cultural Enrichment Compilation}} | ||
* | *'''{{archive|kRdme|Stuff Black People Don't Like: Urine detection system on buses}}''' ningnogs are pissed about not being able to piss in their seats. | ||
*{{ | *{{fb|Bigbryanbig}} - Talk to a real crack-dealing Detroit nigger | ||
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