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{{Spoiler|THE CURE FOR BEING A FATASS IS EATING THE SHIT OF THIN PEOPLE}}
{{Spoiler|THE CURE FOR BEING A FATASS IS EATING THE SHIT OF THIN PEOPLE}}
{{Offended}}
{{Offended}}
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[[Image:Fattymess.jpg|thumb|right|[[I came|He came]].]]
[[Image:Fattymess.jpg|thumb|right|[[I came|He came]].]]
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<br>'''Fact:''' obese people under-report their eating and over-report their exercise.]]
<br>'''Fact:''' obese people under-report their eating and over-report their exercise.]]


[[File:Usatoiletsforfatasses.jpg|thumb|FUN FACT: Fat people shit A-LOT. The fatter the person the more shit & fart they produce. This is is not a meme but reality.]]
[[File:Fat-Blood.jpg|thumb|FUN FACT: [http://metro.co.uk/2019/03/04/obese-mans-blood-turned-thick-milky-sludge-almost-killed-8804586/ The more fat a person is the more their blood resembles mayonnaise ] ]]


A word that describes about [[95%]] of the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. '''Fat people''' are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food and rendered to produce an alternate fuel much like whale oil. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, cynical, horny and in denial. They like to eat, [[BAWW|cry]], talk trash with their [[hugbox|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, [[BAW|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow|their kind]], [[BAW|cry]] while eating, and most importantly, eat while crying. They have been known to be aggressive and will attack if provoked, the best way to survive is to simply run.
A word that describes about [[95%]] of the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. '''Fat people''' are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food and rendered to produce an alternate fuel much like whale oil. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, cynical, horny and in denial. They like to eat, [[BAWW|cry]], talk trash with their [[hugbox|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, [[BAW|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow|their kind]], [[BAW|cry]] while eating, and most importantly, eat while crying. They have been known to be aggressive and will attack if provoked, the best way to survive is to simply run.
==The Jiggle-Jiggle Gallery==
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File:Fatazntearsground.gif| SOME
File:Fatslide.gif| MEMES
File:Fatwomancantfittroughdoor.gif| JUST
File:Trampoline fatty.gif| WRITE
File:Fatdestroysswingset.gif| THEMSELVES
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File:Giphyfatface.gif
File:Fatbreaksachair.gif
File:Fatty tripping.gif
File:Dancing fat boy.gif|A fat child's experiments with jenkem.
File:Walrus Man.gif
File:Creepy fatty.gif| Fat girls are often retards.
File:Water slide fatty.gif
File:Urine burn.gif|
File:Fat_-_We_Eat_Less.gif|Suuuuure ya do...
File:Fat_-_DDR_Fatty_Falling.gif|Fatties aren't very coordinated.
File:Bloat.gif
File:Fat dance.gif|Fat people are shitheads.
File:Fatty.gif|Because fatties cannot reach their [[Cunt|private areas]], they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
File:Nigger dive.gif
File:Obesity_And_Parenting.gif
File:TypicalAmericanDancer.gif|Fatties are often great dancers.
File:Pies, You Say.gif|Pies, you say?
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== Fat Mentality ==
== Fat Mentality ==
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== Obesity and Oral Sex ==
== Obesity and Oral Sex ==


It should be noted that fat chicks give great [[fellatio|head]]. Fat girls give the best head because they're '''always''' hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth.  This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Further[[moar]], due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a [[Pro-Ana|built-in solution]] to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably [[fat dyke]]s. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and [[cunnilingus]]. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see [[gay]].
It should be noted that landwhales give great [[fellatio|head]]. Fat whores give the best head because they're '''always''' hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth.  This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Further[[moar]], due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a [[Pro-Ana|built-in solution]] to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably [[fat dyke]]s. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and [[cunnilingus]]. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see [[gay]].


== How Fat People Should be Treated ==
== How Fat People Should be Treated ==
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* Stop eating.
* Stop eating.
* Do a fucking push-up.
* Do a fucking push-up.
* Do Cocaine.
* Chop fat off with scalpel, rinse out with salty lemon juice
* Chop fat off with scalpel, rinse out with salty lemon juice
* [[Impossible|Stop eating]].
* [[Impossible|Stop eating]].
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* Eat less.
* Eat less.
* Take a lot of diet pills.
* Take a lot of diet pills.
* Or Meth.
* Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
* Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
* When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" '''IS NOT A CHALLENGE.'''
* When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" '''IS NOT A CHALLENGE.'''
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* 20 sets 10 reps of fork put-downs.
* 20 sets 10 reps of fork put-downs.
* Get cancer or some other shitty disease.
* Get cancer or some other shitty disease.
* Run.


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Last but not least... stop believing that "fat" is a magic word. Cutting the lipids known as 'fats' out of your diet won't magically remove 'fat' from your body. When you eat fat, it doesn't somehow get redistributed across your body. Digestion doesn't work like that. If it did, vegans would have green skin. Believing the "low-fat diet" horseshit is like believing that if you run a diesel vehicle, you can collect pure diesel as it comes out the tailpipe.
Last but not least... stop believing that "fat" is a magic word. Cutting the lipids known as 'fats' out of your diet won't magically remove 'fat' from your body. When you eat fat, it doesn't somehow get redistributed across your body. Digestion doesn't work like that. If it did, vegans would have green skin. Believing the "low-fat diet" horseshit is like believing that if you run a diesel vehicle, you can collect pure diesel as it comes out the tailpipe.
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[[Image:Nosexyfat.jpg|right|thumb|Roseanne Barr, apparently . . . ]]
[[Image:Nosexyfat.jpg|right|thumb|Roseanne Barr, apparently . . . ]]
[[Image:BBW_Party.jpg|right|thumb|[[Gay|Some people]] actually find BBW's erotic.]]
[[Image:BBW_Party.jpg|right|thumb|[[Nigger|Some people]] actually find BBW's erotic.]]
[[Image:BenefitsSupervisorSleeping.jpg|right|thumb|Old-timey BBW *retch* ''Erotica'']]
[[Image:BenefitsSupervisorSleeping.jpg|right|thumb|Old-timey BBW *retch* ''Erotica'']]


'''BBW''' stands for "Big Beautiful Woman".  Other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat women think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have fifteen chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called [[FA]]s, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dicks is known as [[hoggin]]. Extremely fat women (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat) call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women".
'''BBW''' stands for "Big Beautiful Woman".  Other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat cunts think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have fifteen chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called [[FA]]s, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dicks is known as [[hoggin]]. Extremely fat whores (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat) call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women".


=== Rubenesque ===
=== Rubenesque ===
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=== Big-Boned ===
=== Big-Boned ===
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This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem like a natural phenomenon, and [[bullshit|completely beyond their control]], by insinuating that they have [[lie|very large bones]]. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for [[retard|those that use this euphemism]] nobody buys this [[bullshit]]. ([[PROTIP]]: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a doctor for an X-ray.)
This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem like a natural phenomenon, and [[bullshit|completely beyond their control]], by insinuating that they have [[lie|very large bones]]. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for [[retard|those that use this euphemism]] nobody buys this [[bullshit]]. ([[PROTIP]]: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a doctor for an X-ray.)
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Speaking of x-rays, this:
Speaking of x-rays, this:


[[Image:BigBonesFat.jpg]]
[[Image:BigBonesFat.jpg|center]]


Sea any fat bones there? No - just rolls of fat. Oh, and [[shit]].
See any fat bones there? No - just rolls of fat. Oh, and [[shit]].


=== Whale ===
=== Whale ===
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* Mammoth
* Mammoth
* Round
* Round
[[File:Ukgukgugug.jpg|thumb]]


== Appropriate Names for the Fat ==
== Appropriate Names for the Fat ==
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* Aisle Blocker
* Aisle Blocker
* Beach Whale
* Black Angus (specifically for fat black people)
* Black Angus (specifically for fat black people)
* Blubber Butt
* Bookman (archaic ebonics)
* Bookman (archaic ebonics)
* Buffalo butt (see 'Bookman')
* Buffalo Butt (see 'Bookman')
* Buffet Pillager
* Buffet Pillager
* Buffet King
* Buffet King
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* Crisco Kid
* Crisco Kid
* Fatass
* Fatass
* Fatfuck
* Fattie-Boombalattie
* Fattie-Boombalattie
* Fattyboomboom
* Fattyboomboom
* Flubberbutt
* Flubberbutt
* Fuck nut
* Fuck Nut
* Gravy chugger
* Gravy Chugger
* Hambeast
* Hambeast
* Hawg
* Hawg
* Heifer
* Heifer
* House Cow
* House Cow
* Jabba The Hutt
* Jiggles
* Jiggles
* Lard Ass
* Lard Ass
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# EATING [[Baby fuck|BABIES]].
# EATING [[Baby fuck|BABIES]].
# EATING [[Dissected-chan]]
# EATING [[Dissected-chan]]
# [[MOAR]] DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of [[Chin-chan]]
# [[MOAR]] DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of <s>[[Chin-chan]]</s> [[Egoraptor]]
# FUGLIEST [[Fat girl angle shot|FAT-ANGLE]] SHOT COMPETITION
# FUGLIEST [[Fat girl angle shot|FAT-ANGLE]] SHOT COMPETITION
# BOBBING FOR CARAMEL APPLES CONTEST
# DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST
# DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST
# LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE
# LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE
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== [[Final Solution]] ==
== [[Final Solution]] ==


1.4 billion people in the world are fat. With fatasses growing in population and beginning to take over, and with people too scared to tell them to [[DO IT FAGGOT|fucking stop eating]] in fear of Fatty-rage, something must be done about these hulking, [[Jew|subhuman]], disgusting fat fucks. Here is a proposal which has been sent to the EU, NATO, UN, and [[Al Qaeda]], among other humanitarian associations:
1.4 billion people in the world are fat. With fatasses growing in population and beginning to take over, and with people too scared to tell them to [[DO IT FAGGOT|fucking stop eating]] in fear of Fatty-rage, something must be done about these hulking, [[Jew|subhuman]], degenerate, abomination, disgusting fat fucks. Here is a proposal which has been sent to the EU, NATO, UN, and [[Al Qaeda]], among other humanitarian associations:


# When the economy blows ([[Yes|hopefully]]), form a political party similar to the [[Nazis]] and begin a campaign of fear (in any First World Country, doesn't matter where). Start anti-fat riots everywhere with the help of the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]] and [[Anonymous]]. Beat up fat people wherever found, blow up all [[McDonald's]] and any other fast food joints that can be found, therefore removing a vital link in the hogs' food chain. Followers will be gained, since we all hate fatties, and a [[Hitler|strong leader]] will be found. Other countries will soon follow the good example set by your country and begin similar measures.
# When the economy blows ([[Yes|hopefully]]), form a political party similar to the [[Nazis]] and begin a campaign of fear (in any First World Country, doesn't matter where). Start anti-fat riots everywhere with the help of the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]] and [[Anonymous]]. Beat up fat people wherever found, blow up all [[McDonald's]] and any other fast food joints that can be found, therefore removing a vital link in the hogs' food chain. Followers will be gained, since we all hate fatties, and a [[Hitler|strong leader]] will be found. Other countries will soon follow the good example set by your country and begin similar measures.
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== Reactions to this article ==
== Reactions to this article ==


As with most of the content on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few angry reactions and [[lulz]]y rants from [[butthurt]] readers.  And since the offended party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. The best part is, 90% of the people that attacked this page died in the next 5 minutes from being a fat fuck.
As with most of the content on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few angry reactions and [[lulz]]y rants from mentally retarded [[butthurt]] readers.  And since the offended party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. The best part is, 90% of the people that attacked this page died in the next 5 minutes from being a fat fuck.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery of Gluttony ==


{{collapsegallery|The Whale Exhibit|fatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{collapsegallery|The Whale Exhibit|fatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Milla Clark, 51, from Fa(ye)tteville, Tennessee.jpg
File:Fatass person of wal-mart on mobility buggy.jpg
File:Fat infantilism thyroid problem.jpg|A genuine gland problem, just to get that one out of the way
File:Fat guys with instant six-packs.jpg
File:Fat chick selfie black and white.jpg
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File:Fathead.jpg
File:Sweet mcdreams fatty.jpg
File:Sweet mcdreams fatty.jpg
File:Urine burn.gif|
File:Justbeatitfatass.jpg| AWWWW THE HORROR OF DIETING AND MOVING YO ASS
File:Distendotummy.jpg|Don't worry it's full of delicious fried rice!
File:Distendotummy.jpg|Don't worry it's full of delicious fried rice!
File:Creepy fatty.gif| Fat girls are often retards.
File:Water slide fatty.gif
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Fat dance.gif|Fat people are shitheads.
File: Elvisfat.jpg| [[Elvis]] was a fat lardo!
File: Elvisfat.jpg| [[Elvis]] was a fat lardo!
File:Final Form.jpg
File:Final Form.jpg
File:B2411b72e3d4561e6bffec3b4c4e74cd5cfeab22.jpg
File:Screen-Shot-2017-01-27-at-7.00.45-pm-618x620.jpg
File:Screen-Shot-2017-01-27-at-6.49.13-pm.png
File:Screen-Shot-2016-12-03-at-6.17.12-PM-618x463.png
File:Screen-Shot-2016-12-03-at-6.16.52-PM.png
File:Df9aa77e638529d497ea36fd6e732fdb3bcf961e.jpg
File:Big-Black-Woman_thumb.jpg| MURICA! land of friend chicken
File:Daniel lambert.jpg|Ye veritable Personifficatione of Feast
File:Daniel lambert.jpg|Ye veritable Personifficatione of Feast
File:Patriarchy Guide to the Female Body.png|A simple guide to the various types of fatties
File:Patriarchy Guide to the Female Body.png|A simple guide to the various types of fatties
File:Fatty tripping.gif
File:Dancing fat boy.gif|A fat child's experiments with jenkem.
File:Trampoline fatty.gif
File:Walrus Man.gif
File:Fatty.gif|Because fatties cannot reach their [[Cunt|private areas]], they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|You'd think [[Girlvinyl|she]]'d know [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|better]] than taking full body shots of [[Whale|herself]].
File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|You'd think [[Girlvinyl|she]]'d know [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|better]] than taking full body shots of [[Whale|herself]].
File:Pig.jpg|[[Mongoloid|The fat they are believing]]... [[Sick fuck|Yumm yumm!...]]
File:Pig.jpg|[[Mongoloid|The fat they are believing]]... [[Sick fuck|Yumm yumm!...]]
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File:Fatty_in_stroller.jpg
File:Fatty_in_stroller.jpg
File:Ddtmom.JPG|Being obese has its advantages.
File:Ddtmom.JPG|Being obese has its advantages.
File:TypicalAmericanDancer.gif|Fatties are often great dancers.
File:Pizza.jpg|Or try to mix sex and food.
File:Pizza.jpg|Or try to mix sex and food.
File:85028962 l.jpg|The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
File:85028962 l.jpg|The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
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File:Fatt_keys.jpg|Obese people generally have small penises but ample breasts.
File:Fatt_keys.jpg|Obese people generally have small penises but ample breasts.
File:Fat_guy_on_computer.jpg|[[You]].
File:Fat_guy_on_computer.jpg|[[You]].
File:Nigger dive.gif
File:American Cheese Lover.jpg|Everybody loves Cheese{{tm}}
File:American Cheese Lover.jpg|Everybody loves Cheese{{tm}}
File:Duct tape, making the world a prettier place.jpg
File:Duct tape, making the world a prettier place.jpg
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File:Bustin_OUT.jpg|HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
File:Bustin_OUT.jpg|HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
File:FattysTiara.jpg|In odd occurrences, Fatties buy things that aren't cake.
File:FattysTiara.jpg|In odd occurrences, Fatties buy things that aren't cake.
File:Pies, You Say.gif|Pies, you say?
File:Burnthefat.jpg|You fucking wish.
File:Burnthefat.jpg|You fucking wish.
File:POL.JPG|Stop Eating tubs of lard, fatty!
File:POL.JPG|Stop Eating tubs of lard, fatty!
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File:Fat_-_No_Fat_Girls_Allowed.jpg
File:Fat_-_No_Fat_Girls_Allowed.jpg
File:Fat_-_Big_Boned.jpg
File:Fat_-_Big_Boned.jpg
File:Obesity_And_Parenting.gif
File:Fat_-_Bouncy_Ball_Butt.jpg
File:Fat_-_Bouncy_Ball_Butt.jpg
File:Fat_-_Cankles.jpg|Cankles...
File:Fat_-_Cankles.jpg|Cankles...
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File:Fatty soap.jpeg|and they just kept pumping the enema into her
File:Fatty soap.jpeg|and they just kept pumping the enema into her
File:Fat_-_Anything_For_Cake.jpg|Anything for CAKE!
File:Fat_-_Anything_For_Cake.jpg|Anything for CAKE!
File:Fat_-_DDR_Fatty_Falling.gif|Fatties aren't very coordinated.
File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_01.jpg
File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_01.jpg
File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_02.jpg
File:Fat_-_Drive-Thru_-_02.jpg
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File:Fat_-_The_Burger_Queen.jpg|It's the Burger Queen!
File:Fat_-_The_Burger_Queen.jpg|It's the Burger Queen!
File:Fat_-_Two_Chairs.jpg|Fatties get <i>enormously</i> upset when charged for both ass cheeks.
File:Fat_-_Two_Chairs.jpg|Fatties get <i>enormously</i> upset when charged for both ass cheeks.
File:Fat_-_We_Eat_Less.gif|Suuuuure ya do...
File:Fat_-_Glandular_Problems.jpg
File:Fat_-_Glandular_Problems.jpg
File:Fat_-_Fatty_Patty_Jumbo_Love_Doll.jpg
File:Fat_-_Fatty_Patty_Jumbo_Love_Doll.jpg
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File:Biggest_Scooter_User.jpg
File:Biggest_Scooter_User.jpg
File:Carramel008.jpg
File:Carramel008.jpg
File:The_most_stupid_mother.jpg| A sight of mother choking the child with her giant ass, besides blocking the view
File:Fat_-_Ass_Perch.jpg|Dat ass...
File:Fat_-_Ass_Perch.jpg|Dat ass...
File:Fat_-_Just_Chillin.jpg|Is it just me or do those folds of flab look very fuckable?
File:Fat_-_Just_Chillin.jpg|Is it just me or do those folds of flab look very fuckable?
File:Fat_-_Too_Fat_To_Work.jpg|Too [[lazy|fat]] to work!
File:Fat_-_Too_Fat_To_Work.jpg|Too [[lazy|fat]] to work!
File:5d7bf18a04073001c9246e077736ffdf7eb36106.jpg
File:73b4b06fb24bb566e099e194e59faf57.gif
File:1496317392_maxresdefault.jpg
File:so hurt.PNG|[[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] is home to many sad hambeasts.
File:so hurt.PNG|[[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] is home to many sad hambeasts.
File:Fat_Melting_Fupa.jpg
File:Fat_Melting_Fupa.jpg
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File:Fat Princess Peach.jpg|TOO MUCH [[Delicious Cake|DELICIOUS CAEK]]!
File:Fat Princess Peach.jpg|TOO MUCH [[Delicious Cake|DELICIOUS CAEK]]!
Image:3D Tiger Shirt.jpg|Unleash your beast
Image:3D Tiger Shirt.jpg|Unleash your beast
File:478867.jpg|Fat ogre appeared
File:Big+boned+bull+crap f64cb1 5828269.jpg
File:Fatassstuckchair.jpg
Image:Fatgingerpig.jpg| Look at Chrissy's hot fat ass. lol
Image:Fatgingerpig.jpg| Look at Chrissy's hot fat ass. lol
File:The right honorable sir eric pickles mp.jpg|This man is Britain's Special Envoy for post-Holocaust issues, such as malnutrition
File:The right honorable sir eric pickles mp.jpg|This man is Britain's Special Envoy for post-Holocaust issues, such as malnutrition
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File:Shag-4.jpg
File:Shag-4.jpg
File:Cgparents.jpg
File:Cgparents.jpg
File:Bloat.gif
File:Fat ugly russian woman.jpg|Devours male after breeding
File:Fat ugly russian woman.jpg|Devours male after breeding
File:Woman-fat-shamed-on-London-tube-with-hateful-card.jpg|How to handle fat people.
File:Woman-fat-shamed-on-London-tube-with-hateful-card.jpg|How to handle fat people.
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File:Wut_Wut.jpg
File:Wut_Wut.jpg
File:No FGAS possible.jpg|Hawt
File:No FGAS possible.jpg|Hawt
File:Romy2bbwchan.jpg
File:AntifaFAB.jpg|[[Antifa|Just like The Fatties]] from that one Judge Dredd comic.
File:Koreanfeminazi.jpg|typical [[korean]] feminazi
File:Bestofprojectharpoon.png|Best of Project Harpoon
File:Niggercowmugshot.jpg ‎
File:510_1000.jpg| FRIDGE RAIDER
File:12236362.jpg
File:49648276_148710866125746_2688112105176593481_n.jpg|Is it considered bestiality if a lardass has sex with a pig?
File:Bigtitpillows.jpg
File:Doggofate.jpg
File:Damnyourassissobig.jpg|guess how many pairs of this woman's underwear can fit inside this huge parachute
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</gallery>}}


== Videos ==
== Videos ==


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|<youtube>nqM7AFL4ixA</youtube>'''Could you possibly be any louder?'''
|<youtube>nqM7AFL4ixA</youtube>'''Could you possibly be any louder?'''
|<youtube>KsfTZ6ca7Lg</youtube>'''Lardass Theme Song.'''
|<youtube>KsfTZ6ca7Lg</youtube>'''Lardass Theme Song.'''
|<youtube>17DOj9rdt88</youtube>'''[[Filthy Frank]] knows what's up.'''
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|<youtube>d-DDbXh1MYc</youtube>'''Only in USA, where obesity is rewarded'''
|<youtube>watch?v=_Iq678QA3EE</youtube>'''Chubby Chaser rap song'''
|<youtube>p4ynZowsDtU</youtube>'''SCALE - fat people's #1 enemy'''
|<youtube>7cscoJNyWEI</youtube>
|<youtube>Euw3Km4ESns</youtube>'''*Allergy to reality intensifies*'''
|<youtube>watch?v=Pm_D4nUg_4o</youtube>
|<youtube>watch?v=JhSGgrSSqig</youtube>
|<youtube>watch?v=sG29aV2Nnmk</youtube>
|<youtube>watch?v=mLsbN53ejzs</youtube>
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* [[BBWchan]]
* [[BBWchan]]
* [[BBW Porn Sites]]
* [[BBW Porn Sites]]
* [[Epic Meal Time]] - It's more of a porno for fatties.
* [[Fat Chicks in Party Hats]]
* [[Fat Chicks in Party Hats]]
* [[Food pyramid]]
* [[Food pyramid]]
* [[Feminist]]
* [[Pregnophile]]
* [[Pregnophile]]
* [[Krispy Kreme]]
* [[Krispy Kreme]]
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* [[Yeti]]
* [[Yeti]]
* [[NeoGAF]]
* [[NeoGAF]]
* [[ResetERA]]
** [[The Amazing Atheist]]
** [[The Amazing Atheist]]
** [[Epic fat guy]]
** [[Epic fat guy]]
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** [[Rosie O'Donnell]]
** [[Rosie O'Donnell]]
** [[Shay]] &ndash; Warning: do not read while eating
** [[Shay]] &ndash; Warning: do not read while eating
** [[Slaton Sisters]]
** [[Katiesinger123]] &ndash; Hagrid sang in his youth?
** [[Katiesinger123]] &ndash; Hagrid sang in his youth?
** [[Tofer]]
** [[Tofer]]
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** [[Wwedx2007]]
** [[Wwedx2007]]
** [[Liz Shaw]]
** [[Liz Shaw]]
** [[Zoe Quinn]]
** Belgian Health Minister [[Maggie de Block]]
** Belgian Health Minister [[Maggie de Block]]
** [[Nikocado Avocado]]
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== Fat External Links ==
== Fat External Links ==
[[File:Excelsior - the largest cake on earth (1889).png|175px|right|thumb|[[Cake|Not a lie.]]]]
[[File:Excelsior - the largest cake on earth (1889).png|175px|right|thumb|[[Cake|Not a lie.]]]]
* Flabbergasting [https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1126871038472728576 Twitter thread] by a PhD in Fat Acceptance Studies (or something)<br>'''Thread archived in two sections due to length.'''<br>'''Part one:''' {{archive|h0kZB|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1126841311175348224|title=2}}<br>'''Part two:''' {{archive|9b4yY|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello/status/1126871038472728576|title=2}}
* [http://archive.is/FN7wk Help King Gluttony eat himself to death]
* [http://archive.is/FN7wk Help King Gluttony eat himself to death]
* Fat porn (at [[7898chan]]) is only a click away [http://archive.is/jzoYa]
* Fat porn (at [[7898chan]]) is only a click away [http://archive.is/jzoYa]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglLPMxvk1g Watch this fatty try to be funny while trying to eat the camera.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglLPMxvk1g Watch this fatty try to be funny while trying to eat the camera.]
*[https://www.facebook.com/PublicEnemyofWestland Talk to Tommy and ask him about being an internet tough fatty and if he wants a Big Mac. Major troll bait.]
*[https://www.facebook.com/PublicEnemyofWestland Talk to Tommy and ask him about being an internet tough fatty and if he wants a Big Mac. Major troll bait.]
*[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6256447/Too-fat-ass-Greece-bans-obese-tourists-riding-donkeys.html Greece bans obese tourists from riding donkeys - claiming it's an animal abuse]
*[https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-gets-life-in-prison-for-sitting-on-smothering-girl-9-as-punishment 325 pound woman kills baby by sitting on it]
*[https://www.livescience.com/64454-belly-fat-brain-shrinkage.html fat people have lower brain volume, scientists say]
*[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-eat-mum-christmas-day-11706456 a very fat cunt wants to eat her mother's ashes on christmas]
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{{Retarded Edit Wars}}
{{Retarded Edit Wars}}
{{biology}}
{{biology}}
{{Disease}}
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{{Timeline|Featured article October 11 & October 12, [[2013]]|[[Infantilism]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Gordon Ramsay]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article August 2 through August 3, 2020|[[Hero]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[We Apologize]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article February 24, 25 & 26, [[2023]]|[[Section 230]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Harry Potter]]}}


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