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[[ | [[File:NewMexicoFlag.jpg|thumb|right|State Flag of NM]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Falloutclassics00013.jpg|thumb|right|Typical scenery in New Mexico]] | ||
'''New Mexico''' ( | '''New Mexico''' (AKA [[oxymoron|Good Mexico]]) is a [[cancer|nuclear]] dumping ground located somewhere between [[California|Failafornia]] and [[Texas|Texass]]. There is absolutely nothing there except for Albuquerque, [[Injuns]], [[Beaners]], and an occasional [[alien]] or two. People call it ''New'' Mexico because all the uranium in the ground makes it shine like a new penny, and because OLD [[Mexico]] didn't want it anymore. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
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[[Image:Meth - Blow Jobs.jpg|thumb|right|These are the most common jobs in the state]] | |||
[[At least 100 years ago]] some [[Spaniards]] who thought Mexico wasn't [[hot]] and dry enough got lost and [[accidentally]] discovered New Mexico. [[Failing]] to find the lost city of [[gold]], they promptly [[slavery|enslaved]] the local Indians (feather, not [[India|dot]]) due to their lack of [[lulz]], but then Chief [[Pope|Popé]] [[piss]]ed on their [[tortillas]], went "[[NO U]]," and began a party of [[rape]] and [[bike|plunder]] affectionately dubbed the "[[alcoholism|Pueblo Revolt]]." The good times would be short-lived however as [[racism|Manifest Destiny]] ultimately [[permabanned]] the Injuns to their present-day status of casinos and side-of-the-road trinket shops. The steady influx of [[redneck]] [[Americunts]] led to a boom in [[meth]], retirement communities, and of course the [[Scientology|Scilon bunker]] with the weird crop circles which does not exist somewhere beyond the mountains in the North, and there is also not a town in the South that worships [[Xenu]]. | [[At least 100 years ago]] some [[Spaniards]] who thought Mexico wasn't [[hot]] and dry enough got lost and [[accidentally]] discovered New Mexico. [[Failing]] to find the lost city of [[gold]], they promptly [[slavery|enslaved]] the local Indians (feather, not [[India|dot]]) due to their lack of [[lulz]], but then Chief [[Pope|Popé]] [[piss]]ed on their [[tortillas]], went "[[NO U]]," and began a party of [[rape]] and [[bike|plunder]] affectionately dubbed the "[[alcoholism|Pueblo Revolt]]." The good times would be short-lived however as [[racism|Manifest Destiny]] ultimately [[permabanned]] the Injuns to their present-day status of casinos and side-of-the-road trinket shops. The steady influx of [[redneck]] [[Americunts]] led to a boom in [[meth]], retirement communities, and of course the [[Scientology|Scilon bunker]] with the weird crop circles which does not exist somewhere beyond the mountains in the North, and there is also not a town in the South that worships [[Xenu]]. | ||
In [[9/11|recent times]], New Mexico has been [[zerg rush]]ed by [[Mexicans|Old Mexicans]] who claim to have "[[I did it for the lulz|hecho le para los lulz]]." The show [[Breaking Bad]] has made New Mexico famous for another shitty reason | In [[9/11|recent times]], New Mexico has been [[zerg rush]]ed by [[Mexicans|Old Mexicans]] who claim to have "[[I did it for the lulz|hecho le para los lulz]]." The show [[Breaking Bad]] has made New Mexico famous for another shitty reason: [[meth]] labs and crazy ass [[hillbillies]]. After the recent [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpAZObNZfI murder of a homeless man], New Mexico was once again brought to international attention, adding another negative (albeit true) stereotype - '''bloodthirsty killer [[cops]]'''. Statistically speaking, Albuquerque cops rack up the [http://krqe.com/2014/04/10/comparison-apd-shoots-kills-more-than-other-agencies/ highest kill count] out of all [[Police]] departments in the entirety of the [[United States]]. The APD has had a reputation for [[Faggotry|extreme violence]] for [[True|more than 100 years]]. | ||
Sometime in [[2014]], a [[13 year old boy]] named '''Mason Campbell''', decided it was a good idea to steal his parent's [[shotgun|gun]], saw it off, and sneak it into his school in a guitar case. He then pulled it out, [[retard|fired it at the ceiling]] randomly, then out of nowhere, shot some random girl instead of the [[bully|bullies]] who fucked with him. To further add insult to injury, the dumbass used birdshot shells that do a lot less damage than normal which ensured the victim easily survived. He then got tackled and shackled because he was too much of a pussy to [[an hero]]. He will now spend his life in custody until he is 21 years of age. New Mexico sucks so much that it can't even produce any decent mass murderers, unlike it's [[lie|vastly superior]] [[Colorado|neighbor to the north]]. | |||
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In [[2015]], some jackass up in Colorado fucked up a mine near Silverton, which resulted in a [[Wikipedia:2015 Gold King Mine waste water spill|MASSIVE mine spill]] that turned hundreds of miles of river orange, and displaced thousands of farmer's careers, mostly in NM. Just another generic CO douchebag putting NM down. | |||
[[ | [[TL;DR]] - There was nothing good then, there is nothing good now. | ||
== Outstanding Policemen == | == Outstanding Policemen == | ||
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"New" Mexico is known for harboring some of the [[bullshit|greatest, socially and morally outstanding]] [[pig|policemen]] in the entire nation! These brave men and women have been internationally renowned for their training and focus on peacekeeping and de-escalation tactics, as can be seen in two incidents that occurred around [[2015]]. | "New" Mexico is known for harboring some of the [[bullshit|greatest, socially and morally outstanding]] [[pig|policemen]] in the entire nation! These brave men and women have been internationally renowned for their training and focus on peacekeeping and de-escalation tactics, as can be seen in two incidents that occurred around [[2015]]. | ||
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== New Mexico Today == | == New Mexico Today == | ||
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On the subject of state colleges, they [[LOL|BOTH SUCK]]. Fortunately they have [[GTFO|voted out]] [[at_least_100|almost everyone]] from the [[Jews|Administration]] and a few even had to pay their [[Jew gold|money]] back to the schools. Most American students are already dirt-poor in general, but New Mexico [[raep|takes it to the hole]] with their major loans consisting of the state lottery, Pell grants, FAFSA, FEMA, etc. If not for ''Terminator: Salvation'', or any other movie needing a desert scene, being [[forced meme|forced]] to use local students, the local [[hookers and blow|burlesque]] shows bringing in some meager wads of [[money|lucre]] to community and state colleges, and also a [[erection|huge rise]] in medical studies on new [[AIDS|doomsday virii]], the only things that would be left to fund would be [[football]] from two failure teams and the [[Hillary Clinton|open-close]] [[Obama|political speeches]] of [[Last Thursday|yester-year]]. | On the subject of state colleges, they [[LOL|BOTH SUCK]]. Fortunately they have [[GTFO|voted out]] [[at_least_100|almost everyone]] from the [[Jews|Administration]] and a few even had to pay their [[Jew gold|money]] back to the schools. Most American students are already dirt-poor in general, but New Mexico [[raep|takes it to the hole]] with their major loans consisting of the state lottery, Pell grants, FAFSA, FEMA, etc. If not for ''Terminator: Salvation'', or any other movie needing a desert scene, being [[forced meme|forced]] to use local students, the local [[hookers and blow|burlesque]] shows bringing in some meager wads of [[money|lucre]] to community and state colleges, and also a [[erection|huge rise]] in medical studies on new [[AIDS|doomsday virii]], the only things that would be left to fund would be [[football]] from two failure teams and the [[Hillary Clinton|open-close]] [[Obama|political speeches]] of [[Last Thursday|yester-year]]. | ||
There was also [[LOL WUT|another]] nationally-known hooker-killing spree: [http:// | There was also [[LOL WUT|another]] nationally-known hooker-killing spree: [http://archive.fo/vZlo4] [http://archive.fo/FF1zF][http://www.koat.com/video/18838573/index.html It's even a great time to test new technology,] [http://archive.fo/N1jFd After all, it's not like they're going anywhere, lulz] | ||
New Mexico <s>is</s> was also notorious for former Governor Bill Richardson's desperate attempts to make the state technologically and economically relevant; usually this involves throwing money at companies with retardedly optimistic business plans. The companies, notably Eclipse Aviation and Tesla Motors, eventually die or pack up and leave without having sold [[Nothing of value was lost|enough products to make up for the ridiculous tax breaks the state gave them to set up shop there in the first place]]. | New Mexico <s>is</s> was also notorious for former Governor Bill Richardson's desperate attempts to make the state technologically and economically relevant; usually this involves throwing money at companies with retardedly optimistic business plans. The companies, notably Eclipse Aviation and Tesla Motors, eventually die or pack up and leave without having sold [[Nothing of value was lost|enough products to make up for the ridiculous tax breaks the state gave them to set up shop there in the first place]]. | ||
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== Bad Things About New Mexico == | == Bad Things About New Mexico == | ||
[[File:CrackgivinHead.jpg|thumb|right|A typical NM girl making ends meet]] | |||
*[[Fallout|Radiation]] | *[[Fallout|Radiation]] | ||
*[[Drunk|Too many injuns]]. | *[[Drunk|Too many injuns]]. | ||
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*[[redneck|Too many Rednecks.]] | *[[redneck|Too many Rednecks.]] | ||
*Arid as fuck. | *Arid as fuck. | ||
*Due to all the illegals, the [[DMV]] is thrice as worse as normal! | |||
*It's either 110 degrees in the summer or below freezing in the winter. | *It's either 110 degrees in the summer or below freezing in the winter. | ||
*Everything is dead. | *Everything is dead. | ||
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*Not enough [[Asians]] to do your homework for you, thus [[Retard|bringing down the average]]. Worst still, the Yellows in the state are mostly in the [[Crips|Triad]]. | *Not enough [[Asians]] to do your homework for you, thus [[Retard|bringing down the average]]. Worst still, the Yellows in the state are mostly in the [[Crips|Triad]]. | ||
*For the people who live there, they have to put up with [[fags|Boy Scouts]] in the Summer. Some lulz gained when the fat shits wearing $300 "hiking" boots and carrying $500 in survival gear get [[lost]]. | *For the people who live there, they have to put up with [[fags|Boy Scouts]] in the Summer. Some lulz gained when the fat shits wearing $300 "hiking" boots and carrying $500 in survival gear get [[lost]]. | ||
*Almost as fail as [[Kansas]] for being LANDLOCKED and still having [[Katrina|hurricanes]] and [[Meatspin|tornadoes]] turning most of the state into [[Atlantis]] | *Almost as fail as [[Kansas]] for being LANDLOCKED and still having [[Katrina|hurricanes]] and [[Meatspin|tornadoes]] turning most of the state into [[Atlantis]]. | ||
*It's basically Texas with less [[stuff]]. | *It's basically Texas with less [[stuff]]. | ||
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*NM ranked 48th for forcible raep. | *NM ranked 48th for forcible raep. | ||
*NM ranked 47th in violent crime, aggravated assault, and property crime. | *NM ranked 47th in violent crime, aggravated assault, and property crime. | ||
*NM has one of the highest rates of [[Teenager|teenage]] drug use in the US. | |||
New Mexico ranked in the bottom 1/5th of all states in all crime statistics available. | New Mexico ranked in the bottom 1/5th of all states in all crime statistics available. | ||
Sources; | Sources; | ||
[http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/nm/crime/] | [http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/nm/crime/] [https://web.archive.org/web/20160809022715/http://www.kob.com/health-news/survey-new-mexico-teens-report-high-rates-of-drug-use/4226409/?cat=518] | ||
===Suicide Rate=== | ===Suicide Rate=== | ||
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[[File:Redneckgalore.jpg|thumb|right|A typical Aztec teen.]] | [[File:Redneckgalore.jpg|thumb|right|A typical Aztec teen.]] | ||
*'''[[Hillbilly|Aztec]]''': another obscure oil town near [[hell|Farmington]], consisting of welfare whores, trailer trash and roughneck scumbags, with nothing to do but abuse meth and [[Xbox 360]]. Unsurprisingly, the high school graduation rate at '''Aztec High School''' is only [[retard|42%]]. All the good places to go like the [[Wicca|Maiden and Chrome]], [[Salvia|Herb Shop]], and the Aztec UFO Festival are gone for good, just like the rest of downtown, so there's no reason to live here anymore. On the upside, [[Colorado]] is only | *'''[[Hillbilly|Aztec]]''': another obscure oil town near [[hell|Farmington]], consisting of welfare whores, trailer trash and roughneck scumbags, with nothing to do but abuse meth and [[Xbox 360]]. Unsurprisingly, the high school graduation rate at '''Aztec High School''' is only [[retard|42%]]. Speaking of '''AHS''', common events in that shitty high school include {{Archive|Ie4wB|Forcibly performing oral sex on others}} and drunk driving. All the good places to go like the [[Wicca|Maiden, and Chrome]], [[Salvia|Herb Shop]], and the Aztec UFO Festival are gone for good, just like the rest of downtown, so there's no reason to live here anymore. On the upside, [[Colorado]] is only an 11-mile drive north, and you do realize what they [[marijuana|made legal]], right? There's also the Aztec Ruins, but it gets boring after 3 minutes. Good job traveling 500 miles into the middle of nowhere, you sorry ass tourists. Most Aztec residents make a living for themselves by flocking west to Farmington or up north to Durango for their jobs, or scatter into the ugly desert wasteland/hills near the edges of the Animas River to get to work in the oil fields. Oh, and selling a metric fuckton amount of Meth or sucking off each other. This town is so shitty that 13 year olds would rather {{Archive|GdGo4|blow their brains out}} than grow up here. There have been up to a dozen cases of teen suicide in this town of 6,000 but due to the way America suppresses suicides from the media (yet makes any [[mass shooter]] into an overnight celebrity) few of the residents know shit about the truth of this shithole town. Aztec has found its self in some hot water in late 2017 after ED's own [[AlGore]] shot two noobz in '''AHS''' then [[Fail|became an hero after getting cucked by a couch]]. | ||
[[File:WelcomeToMexico.jpeg|thumb|right|What will happen to you if you visit Belen.]] | [[File:WelcomeToMexico.jpeg|thumb|right|What will happen to you if you visit Belen.]] | ||
*'''[[Detroit|Belen]]''': shitty small town 35 miles south of Albuquerque. Run-down with broken houses and a high crime rate, even having Drug Cartel influence. The population is 80% Hispanic, with what remains being white people who are either trailer trash youth or retired WW2 veterans. [[no|Is it a coincidence]] that there's so much crime? Belen [[lie|wasn't always]] as bad as it is now; a decade ago there was still some development, even a few thousand more people around. But the mexicunt methhead morons in charge wouldn't let the town grow and taxed the fuck out of small businesses. Now, it's practically a ghost town; average Real Estate is under [[Over 9000|$80,000!]] There have been a handful of notable people from this town. The Serial Killer, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray David Parker Ray], was from here. Some dumb bitch named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Calico Tara Calico] was abducted in Belen and the case remains unsolved nearly 30 years later. [[Hollywood]] has taken interest in Belen, with over 20 movies being filmed here, mostly after [[2008]]. This causes hordes of Californians to [[Zerg Rush]] the town in the hopes of being in a movie or sucking off some actors, often to be in said movies. | *'''[[Detroit|Belen]]''': shitty small town 35 miles south of Albuquerque. Run-down with broken houses and a high crime rate, even having Drug Cartel influence. The population is 80% Hispanic, with what remains being white people who are either trailer trash youth or retired WW2 veterans. [[no|Is it a coincidence]] that there's so much crime? Belen [[lie|wasn't always]] as bad as it is now; a decade ago there was still some development, even a few thousand more people around. But the mexicunt methhead morons in charge wouldn't let the town grow and taxed the fuck out of small businesses. Now, it's practically a ghost town; average Real Estate is under [[Over 9000|$80,000!]] There have been a handful of notable people from this town. The Serial Killer, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray David Parker Ray], was from here. Some dumb bitch named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Calico Tara Calico] was abducted in Belen and the case remains unsolved nearly 30 years later. [[Hollywood]] has taken interest in Belen, with over 20 movies being filmed here, mostly after [[2008]]. This causes hordes of Californians to [[Zerg Rush]] the town in the hopes of being in a movie or sucking off some actors, often to be in said movies. | ||
*'''[[Redneck|Bloomfield]]''': town south of Aztec filled with slightly richer roughnecks currently experiencing a slight economic boom from the oil fields. Also features ruins from [[at least 100]] years ago. ''Bloomfield'' made the news for typical redneck faggotry. Since [[2007]], they had a statue of the 10 commandments built on government property, which is a clear violation of the constitutional 101 "Separation of Church and State". | *'''[[Redneck|Bloomfield]]''': town south of Aztec filled with slightly richer roughnecks currently experiencing a slight economic boom from the oil fields. Also features ruins from [[at least 100]] years ago. ''Bloomfield'' made the news for typical redneck faggotry. Since [[2007]], they had a statue of the 10 commandments built on government property, which is a clear violation of the constitutional 101 "Separation of Church and State". The Statue has since been moved to a local church. Some rednecks made threats to commit mass murder ("go [[Postal]]") should anyone try to take away their beloved statue. Chrisfags are [[Sarcasm|such a loving, peaceful people.]] And you cant forget all of the fags getting stabed, shot, or eaten. | ||
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*'''[[Goatse|Carlsbad]]''': built around a giant [[hole]] in the ground atop mountains that are going to cave in (lol [[pun]]) one day. And yet, they have all the fun shit like a functional skate-park and nice stores, thanks to [[W|community funds and federal tourism]]. If you can't make the 3-4 hours to Albuquerque and live in the South/Southeast area, this is usually your [[abortion|Plan B]]. | *'''[[Goatse|Carlsbad]]''': built around a giant [[hole]] in the ground atop mountains that are going to cave in (lol [[pun]]) one day. And yet, they have all the fun shit like a functional skate-park and nice stores, thanks to [[W|community funds and federal tourism]]. If you can't make the 3-4 hours to Albuquerque and live in the South/Southeast area, this is usually your [[abortion|Plan B]]. | ||
*'''[[Clove|Clovis]]''': a [[fail|bustling]] community in the east, known for its distinctive [[shit|aroma]]. Has an airforce base that almost got closed down, but the people living there said "NO U" to the thought of becoming Roswell 2.0, and [[blowjob|begged Massa Bush]] not to kill their livelihood. | *'''[[Clove|Clovis]]''': a [[fail|bustling]] community in the east, known for its distinctive [[shit|aroma]]. Has an airforce base that almost got closed down, but the people living there said "NO U" to the thought of becoming Roswell 2.0, and [[blowjob|begged Massa Bush]] not to kill their livelihood. Clovis was guaranteed minor international recognition in 2017, after a 16 year old faggot named [[Nathaniel Jouett]] went on a shooting spree in a random library, only killing 2, but pumping in the world's brief attention to his small town. | ||
*'''[[Cuba]]''': shitty impoverished village at the edge of a fierce mountain range, in the middle of the road from Farmington to Albuquerque. Since the mid 2000s, has been growing at a brief pace. | *'''[[Cuba]]''': shitty impoverished village at the edge of a fierce mountain range, in the middle of the road from Farmington to Albuquerque. Since the mid 2000s, has been growing at a brief pace. | ||
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*[[Whore|Demi Moore]] | *[[Whore|Demi Moore]] | ||
*[[dead|John Denver]] | *[[dead|John Denver]] | ||
*Dumbfuck jabroni [[Aztec High School Shooting|William atchison]] failed a school shooting and an hero'd. Avid ediot even edited this page a [[Over9000|fuckton]] of times. | |||
*Good old [[Rummy]] (not the kind famous among Injuns, mind [[you]]) | *Good old [[Rummy]] (not the kind famous among Injuns, mind [[you]]) | ||
*The jiggaboo that hosts [[Pimp My Ride]] lived here before moving to [[California|the Fifth Circle of Hell]] | *The jiggaboo that hosts [[Pimp My Ride]] lived here before moving to [[California|the Fifth Circle of Hell]] | ||
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*[[Asian]] hackers constantly doing everything in their [[Over 9000|power]] to steal what few secrets American scientists have ever since they [[fail|dropped the ball]] at White Sands. | *[[Asian]] hackers constantly doing everything in their [[Over 9000|power]] to steal what few secrets American scientists have ever since they [[fail|dropped the ball]] at White Sands. | ||
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|SkyNet, lulz]]; the semi-win series "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" and the new "Terminator: Salvation" is/was filmed here. While on the subject, yes, the [[Bale Out|Christian Bale tape]] was made here. Also included in making this shitty state even moar poor - ''[[Anon|In Plain Sight]]'', the ''[[Transformers]]'' [[Michael Bay|movies]], parts of the original ''[[Hulk Hogan|Hulk]]'' movie, most desert scenes for [[video game|vidja gaems]] involving a desert use parts of the state for [[tracing|reference]]. And, of course, [[fanfiction|UFOs and robots]] are made here first. Again, [[poor|this has never once affected the state's economy, what, with all the tax-breaks]] and [[Mexican|hiring scale labor]] from the state's community colleges. | *[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|SkyNet, lulz]]; the semi-win series "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" and the new "Terminator: Salvation" is/was filmed here. While on the subject, yes, the [[Bale Out|Christian Bale tape]] was made here. Also included in making this shitty state even moar poor - ''[[Anon|In Plain Sight]]'', the ''[[Transformers]]'' [[Michael Bay|movies]], parts of the original ''[[Hulk Hogan|Hulk]]'' movie, most desert scenes for [[video game|vidja gaems]] involving a desert use parts of the state for [[tracing|reference]]. And, of course, [[fanfiction|UFOs and robots]] are made here first. Again, [[poor|this has never once affected the state's economy, what, with all the tax-breaks]] and [[Mexican|hiring scale labor]] from the state's community colleges. | ||
*Elizabeth Lambert, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= | *Elizabeth Lambert, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1kz9Xk-b7I "World's dirtiest soccer player."] Punched out [[over 9000]] [[Mormon|BYU]] soccer players and only received 1 yellow card. | ||
*[[Dramasetter]], an [[EQ2]] player who robbed a Check N' Go | *[[Dramasetter]], an [[EQ2]] player who robbed a Check N' Go | ||
*[[D-malice]], an unfunny former [[EDiot]] who would get severe butthurt anytime someone other than him made revisions to this article. | *[[D-malice]], an unfunny former [[EDiot]] and pedophile who would get severe butthurt anytime someone other than him made revisions to this article. | ||
*[[William Atchison]] - AKA [[User:AlGore|AlGore]]. A former [[edgelord]] EDiot who was obsessed with [[school shooting]]s. Decided to try it for himself and [[FAIL|FUCKING FAILED]]. [[Pwn|Pwned]] a grand total of two kids before downing some [[shotgun mouthwash]]. | |||
*[[Noone]] else matters | *[[Noone]] else matters | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[Meth]] - State Plant | *[[Meth]] - State Plant | ||
*[[New Mexico Compound]] | |||
*[[BrokeNCYDE]] | *[[BrokeNCYDE]] | ||
*[[Nothing]] | *[[Nothing]] | ||
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*[[Mexico]] | *[[Mexico]] | ||
*<s>[[Anti-lulz]]</s> Mass-graveyard of [[whores]] is kind of [[Lulz]] | *<s>[[Anti-lulz]]</s> Mass-graveyard of [[whores]] is kind of [[Lulz]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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*[http://www.bestplaces.net/backfence/viewcomment.aspx?id=5D4CCFD8-0921-4167-811B-C5150485E454&city=New_Mexico_nm&p=23500000 NM Sucks!] | *[http://www.bestplaces.net/backfence/viewcomment.aspx?id=5D4CCFD8-0921-4167-811B-C5150485E454&city=New_Mexico_nm&p=23500000 NM Sucks!] | ||
*[https://www.roadsnacks.net/worst-places-to-live-in-new-mexico/ Worst places to live in NM] | *[https://www.roadsnacks.net/worst-places-to-live-in-new-mexico/ Worst places to live in NM] | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwest_Gay_and_Lesbian_Film_Festival New Mexico's leading attraction] | |||
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