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'''Ass''' (zh: Ѡ) usually refers to a person's buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit. The most important part of the ass, the '''asshole''' is where [[faggots]] love [[the]] [[cock]]. Other individuals have ass [[ | '''Ass''' (zh: Ѡ) usually refers to a person's buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit. The most important part of the ass, the '''asshole''' is where [[faggots]] love [[the]] [[cock]]. Other individuals have ass [[fetishes]] and spend countless hours admiring [[Pix|photographs]], [[Art|artwork]] and depictions of the human ass and [[Buttsecks#Cumfart|cumfart]]s. | ||
==The | ==The ass in fagspeak== | ||
The [[English]] add a completely superfluous "r" to the word, in honor of their long history of [[in_the_ass|ass piracy]]. Thus in their crazy moon-[[language]], ass is written [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|"arse"]] | The [[English]] add a completely superfluous "r" to the word, in honor of their long history of [[in_the_ass|ass piracy]]. Thus in their crazy moon-[[language]], ass is written [[YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG|"arse."]] You should point out their mistake at every opportunity - it's the only way they'll learn. | ||
==Ass | ==Ass hair== | ||
[[Some argue|Some deny]] having ass hair, but 95% of anyone over the age of 13 has it. Here is a lulzy story written by a schoolboy on a forum: | |||
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[[File:Hot air balloon.jpg|190px|right]] | [[File:Hot air balloon.jpg|190px|right]] | ||
[[File:Not too fat for black1.jpg|right|190px]] | |||
'''Don't Shave That Hair!!!''' | '''Don't Shave That Hair!!!''' | ||
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Moral of the story: [[A cat is fine too|An anal hair is fine too]]. | [[TL;DR|Moral of the story]]: [[A cat is fine too|An anal hair is fine too]]. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|| | |||
{{cg||AssPix|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Teebag.gif|[[Tony Eveready|Some people have talented asses]]. | Image:Teebag.gif|[[Tony Eveready|Some people have talented asses]]. | ||
File:Anus golf.gif|And that's when it all went wrong for her... | File:Anus golf.gif|And that's when it all went wrong for her... | ||
File:Anus rubber duck.gif|AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA its stuck! | File:Anus rubber duck.gif|AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA its stuck! | ||
File:Ass drums.gif|What this man doesn't realize is | File:Ass drums.gif|What this man doesn't realize is three of these women are dead. | ||
File:Wine bottle ass.gif|[[Brazil|Typical Brazilian strip club]] | File:Wine bottle ass.gif|[[Brazil|Typical Brazilian strip club]] | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
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File:NaughtyArabGirl.jpg | File:NaughtyArabGirl.jpg | ||
File:With an ass like that its gotta be herpes.jpg | File:With an ass like that its gotta be herpes.jpg | ||
File:With an ass like that, it's gotta be herpes.jpg | |||
File:Russian Pinup.jpg | |||
File:Fat20ass.jpg | |||
File:Lithpicplaglol.jpg | |||
File:Niceass in skirt yo.jpg | |||
File:Wii Sports Ass.jpeg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
== | ==Videos== | ||
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>GPPsVPcALks</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>Qmkn59N5SDg</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>ImH71r7Y9hc</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>qiBt_pXbXmQ</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>WrjwGPb0Hvw</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>j3bxUlgFTxs</youtube><br> | |||
}}</center> | |||
== See also == | |||
*[[Braaaap]] | |||
*[[Dat Ass|DAT ASS]] | |||
*[[IN THE ASS|In the ass]] | |||
*[http://www.internetassholes.8m.com Showcasing your neighborhood asshole since 2005.] | == External links == | ||
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070811001346/http://www.internetassholes.8m.com/ Showcasing your neighborhood asshole since 2005.] | |||
*[http://anusman.com Ass with no purpose.] | *[http://anusman.com Ass with no purpose.] | ||
*[http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t96379/ Does your butthole stink?] | *[http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t96379/ Does your butthole stink?] | ||
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{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
[[Category:Epithets]] | [[Category:Epithets]] | ||
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