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[[Image:Basementdweller.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Basement dweller (identity concealed to prevent [[ugly]]).]]
[[Image:Basementdweller.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Basement dweller (identity concealed to prevent [[ugly]]).]]
[[Image:Mew2King.jpg|thumb|A basement-dweller's reaction to the outside world.]]
[[Image:Mew2King.jpg|thumb|A basement-dweller's reaction to the outside world.]]
[[Image:Seanhaxwin1.jpg|thumb|200px|]]  
[[Image:Mcfattybasementdweller.jpg|thumb|200px|A basement dweller in action.]]  
[[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another basement dweller]]
[[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another basement dweller]]
[[Image:Neckbeard porn.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Shocking developments]]
[[Image:Neckbeard porn.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Shocking developments]]
[[File:Riggy face.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Broadcasting live from mommy's basement.]]
[[File:Riggy face.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Broadcasting live from mommy's basement.]]
A commonly-used­­­­­ phrase that describes the socially inept: [[Atheism|Atheists]], [[Love Shy|love shys]], [[loser|losers]], [[Fanboys]], [[cosplay | cosplayers]], [[nerd]]s, [[slashfic]] authors, [[gamers]], [[weeaboos]], [[libertarianism|libertarians]], [[anarchists]], [[furfags]], [[bronies|bronies]], [[btard|/b/tards]], [[Star Trek|trekkies,]] [[World of Warcraft | WoW players]], [[EDiot|Ediots]], [[Wikipedia]] editors, [[TV Tropes|Tropers]], [[Something Awful|Goons]], [[You|you]], and most of all [[trolls]]. In other words, peo­­­ple who know that the light of day will expose them for [[You|the freaks they are]]; Thus,[[you|they]] go on ED or [[you|they]] dwell in their [[parents]]' basement, [[fap]]ping while being ever so [[Politically incorrect|POLITICALLY INCORRECT :coolface:]] on the internet and live off [[pocky]] and [[KFC]].
A commonly-used­­­­­ phrase that describes the socially inept: [[Atheism|Atheists]], [[Love Shy|love shys]], [[loser|losers]], [[Fanboys]], [[cosplay | cosplayers]], [[nerd]]s, [[slashfic]] authors, [[gamers]], [[weeaboos]], [[libertarianism|libertarians]], [[anarchists]], [[Social Justice|SJWs]], [[tumblr|tumblr users]], [[furfags]], [[bronies|bronies]], [[btard|/b/tards]], [[Star Trek|trekkies,]] [[World of Warcraft | WoW players]], [[League of Legends]] players, [[Homestuck]] readers, [[EDiot|Ediots]], [[Wikipedia]] editors, [[TV Tropes|Tropers]], [[Something Awful|Goons]], [[You|you]], and most of all [[trolls]]. In other words, peo­­­ple who know that the light of day will expose them for [[You|the freaks they are]]; Thus,[[you|they]] go on ED or [[you|they]] dwell in their [[parents]]' basement, [[fap]]ping while being ever so [[Politically incorrect|POLITICALLY INCORRECT :coolface:]] on the internet and live off [[pocky]] and [[KFC]].


==Habitats==
==Habitats==


Note, however, that while most basement-dwellers do indeed live in a [[basement]], this is not always the case. A basement-dweller needs only to live under the care of their parents long after he or she has the facu­­lties necessary to become a [[W|contributing member of society]]. This includes being a [[McDonalds|twenty year old unemployed]] [[college]] dropout whose mother pays your rent (however, some basement dwellers will go to college and get a degree, only to return to their parents' house and fap like there is no tomorrow [see "A Confederacy of Dunces"]). Some "basement dwellers" still live in their parent's normal house as they did when they grew up, particularly if the house doesn't have a basement as is often the case in [[Europe]] and Texas because texans don't believe in basements -- they are unholy. Others still live in their [[Chris-chan|parent's bedroom]].
Note, however, that while most basement-dwellers do indeed live in a [[basement]], this is not always the case. A basement-dweller needs only to live under the care of their parents long after he or she has the facu­­lties necessary to become a [[W|contributing member of society]]. This includes being a [[McDonalds|twenty-year-old unemployed]] [[college]] dropout whose mother pays your rent (however, some basement dwellers will go to college and get a degree, only to return to their parents' house and fap like there is no tomorrow [see "A Confederacy of Dunces"]). Some "basement dwellers" still live in their parent's normal house as they did when they grew up, particularly if the house doesn't have a basement as is often the case in [[Europe]] and Texas because texans don't believe in basements -- they are unholy. Others still live in their [[Chris-chan|parent's bedroom]].


Excluded from the title basement-dweller are people wh­o live with their parents for legitimate reasons. One must remember there i­­s a difference between [[Incest|"living <b>with</B> mommy"]], and [[Jew|"living <b>off</B> mommy"]]. Some examples of this include:
Excluded from the title basement-dweller are people wh­o live with their parents for legitimate reasons. One must remember there i­­s a difference between [[Incest|"living <b>with</B> mommy"]], and [[Jew|"living <b>off</B> mommy"]]. Some examples of this include:
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*Suffering from greasy skin and warts caused by a lack of washing and living off junk food brought dow­n by their moms every 30 minutes, because they are lite­rally unable to move from the front of their computers.
*Suffering from greasy skin and warts caused by a lack of washing and living off junk food brought dow­n by their moms every 30 minutes, because they are lite­rally unable to move from the front of their computers.
*Poor eyesight caused by the endless glare of the computer screens or because they are [[asians]].
*Poor eyesight caused by the endless glare of the computer screens or because they are [[asians]].
*Rotting teeth caused by grinding them <i>[[fap|while thinking about sex]]</i>.
*Rotting teeth caused by grinding them <i>[[fap|while thinking about sex]]</i>, or caused by their soda, sugar and refrigerated food diet.
*[http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/tech_soul/bad_technology.html Poor social life] brought on by virtually no IRL interaction (mom bringing you down cookies - and some more boxes of [[fap|tissues]] - doesn't count).  
*[http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/tech_soul/bad_technology.html Poor social life] brought on by virtually no IRL interaction (mom bringing you down cookies - and some more boxes of [[fap|tissues]] - doesn't count).  
*A serious weight problem - they are either [[fat|grossly bloated]] or [[pro-ana|hideously  
*A serious weight problem - they are either [[fat|grossly bloated]] or [[pro-ana|hideously skinny]]. The ones with [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] are funnier, particularly when coupled with moobs.
skinny]]. The ones with [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] are funnier, particularly when coupled with moobs.
*A rotten, diseased workspace swarmed with a massive collection of day-old used dishes, empty soda cans, and [[plastic crap]], accumulated as a result of pure fucking laziness.  


Of course the majority of basement-dwellers are actually [[trolls]], and vice-versa.
Of course the majority of basement-dwellers are actually [[trolls]], and vice-versa.
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It is well known that #1 music for basement dwellers is by far [[Dimmu Borgir|nu metal]], however they also listen to [[rock]], [[pop]], [[techno]], [[raver|rave]], [[rap]], [[boring|video game music]] and sometimes [[emo]].  
It is well known that #1 music for basement dwellers is by far [[Dimmu Borgir|black metal]], however they also listen to [[rock]], [[pop]], [[techno]], [[raver|rave]], [[rap]], [[boring|video game music]] and sometimes [[emo]].  


*[[rock|Celldweller]]
*[[rock|Celldweller]]
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
 
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Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg|Alternate basement setup
Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg|Alternate basement setup
Image:Gamer.png|[[Typical]] [[gay|basement-dweller]] looking at [[porn]].
Image:Gamer.png|[[Typical]] [[gay|basement-dweller]] looking at [[porn]].
Image:Invasionscreambasement.jpg|A Dweller's worst fear: being discovered outside by the pod people!
Image:Invasionscreambasement.jpg|A Dweller's worst fear: being discovered outside by the pod people!
Image:WOLFALICIOUSBITCH.jpg|Wignedwolf, basement dwelling furry magickian.
Image:Basement de luxe 1.jpg
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Image:Basement_dweller_OHGOD.jpg|Basement dweller AND a [[pedophile]]!
Image:Basement_dweller_OHGOD.jpg|Basement dweller AND a [[pedophile]]!
Image:Basement_dweller_trollcat.jpg|Some [[Caveatipse|basement dwellers]] are in their late thirties.
Image:Basement_dweller_trollcat.jpg|Some [[Caveatipse|basement dwellers]] are in their late thirties.
Image:Basement de luxe 2.jpg
Image:Move out graduate.jpg|Congratulations graduate! Now [[GTFO]]!
Image:Move out graduate.jpg|Congratulations graduate! Now [[GTFO]]!
image:weeaboobase.jpg|A weeaboo [[loli|pedophile]] in his pathetic basement.
image:weeaboobase.jpg|A weeaboo [[loli|pedophile]] in his pathetic basement.
Image:Wall a la Taco Bell by FroogleDoop.jpg|Basement dwellers eat at [[Taco Bell]].
Image:Wall a la Taco Bell by FroogleDoop.jpg|Basement dwellers eat at [[Taco Bell]].
Image:WOLFALICIOUSBITCH.jpg|Wignedwolf, basement dwelling furry magickian.
Image:Tatas.jpg|[[IRL|Out]] of his habitat.
Image:Tatas.jpg|[[IRL|Out]] of his habitat.
Image:Fatasgr.jpg|The side effects of not going out.
Image:Fatasgr.jpg|The side effects of not going out.
Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|Typical Russian zadrot.
Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|Typical Russian zadrot.
Image:Basement de luxe 3.jpg
Image:Timecards.jpg|Sustenance of a basement dweller: ''[[EverQuest]]'' time cards.
Image:Timecards.jpg|Sustenance of a basement dweller: ''[[EverQuest]]'' time cards.
File:Cuntdestroyers.png|Two fine specimens.
File:Cuntdestroyers.png|Two fine specimens.
Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How [[azn]] basement dwellers spend their time.
Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How [[azn]] basement dwellers spend their time.
Image:We Need To Talk.jpg|Should you inadvertently discover such a setup in a friend's house, get them [[Psychologist|professional help]] immediately.  
Image:We Need To Talk.jpg|Should you inadvertently discover such a setup in a friend's house, get them [[Psychologist|professional help]] immediately.  
Image:Basement de luxe 4.jpg
File:NEET Leech.png
Image:1242088178691.jpg|This is what happens when they leave their basement.
Image:1242088178691.jpg|This is what happens when they leave their basement.
Image:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Basement dweller on [[Facebook|Failbook]]
Image:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Basement dweller on [[Facebook|Failbook]]
Image:Lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous.jpg|Note the dumpster furniture.
Image:Lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous.jpg|Note the dumpster furniture.
Image:Typical-Basement-Dweller.jpg.jpg|Your typical basement dweller, note the blank soulless look in its eyes.  
Image:Typical-Basement-Dweller.jpg.jpg|Your typical basement dweller, note the blank soulless look in its eyes.  
File:Afinespecimen.png
File:Basement de luxe 5.jpg
File:Neckbeard Dick.jpg
File:Neckbeard Vs SWAT.jpg
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==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[Alligator]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
* [[furfag|Chickenhed61]]
* [[furfag|Chickenhed61]]
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* [[Demcad]]
* [[Demcad]]
*[[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]
*[[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]
*[[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek]]
* [[fakesagan]] - TheAmazingAtheist's other favorite fuckbuddy
* [[fakesagan]] - TheAmazingAtheist's other favorite fuckbuddy
* [[Fandom]]
* [[Fandom]]
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* [[Halo]]
* [[Halo]]
* [[HelenBaby]] - An Epic Failure even at basement dwelling
* [[HelenBaby]] - An Epic Failure even at basement dwelling
* [[Internet points]]
* [[retard|INfinity]]
* [[retard|INfinity]]
* [[Jamie Baillie]]
* [[Jamie Baillie]]
* [[Jared Aycock]]
* [[John Skelton]]
* [[John Skelton]]
* [[Josef Fritzl]]
* [[Josef Fritzl]]
* [[Joshua Goldberg]]
* [[Kimmo Alm]]
* [[Kimmo Alm]]
* [[King Of The Nerds]]
* [[LAN Party]]
* [[LAN Party]]
* [[Love Shy]]
* [[Love Shy]]
* [[MapleStory]]
* [[MapleStory]]
* [[Matthew Nicholson]]
* [[Marjan Siklic]]
* [[Marjan Siklic]]
* [[Meta527II]]
* [[My Little Pony]]
* [[My Little Pony]]
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
* [[03bgood]]
* [[Pantaloons]]
* [[Pantaloons]]
* [[Raukue]]
* [[Raukue]]
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* [[World of Warcraft]]
* [[World of Warcraft]]
* [[UltimateUKFFFan]]
* [[UltimateUKFFFan]]
* [[XOMizzEggManOx]]
* [[Zane1193]]
* [[Zane1193]]


==External links==
==External links==
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* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW Need some money to renovate your basement? Click here!]
 
* [http://shutinnetwork.com/ The Shut-In Network, where basement dwellers dwell]
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[[Category:Epithets]]  
[[Category:Subcultures]]
[[Category:Subcultures]]
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