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[[Image:Basementdweller.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Basement dweller (identity concealed to prevent [[ugly]]).]]

[[Image:Mew2King.jpg|thumb|A basement-dweller's reaction to the outside world.]]

[[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another basement dweller]]

==Habitats==

Excluded from the title basement-dweller are people wh­o live with their parents for legitimate reasons. One must remember there i­­s a difference between [[Incest|"living <b>with</B> mommy"]], and [[Jew|"living <b>off</B> mommy"]]. Some examples of this include:

* Living at home to assist in the [[Lemonparty|care of one's own elderly parents]].

* [[Furry|A very small minority of people who have or had a very serious and prolonged illness]]

Typical basement-dwellers are needlessly burdensome on their parents and/or government. Most of their time is taken up [[masturbating]] to [[furry art|furry porn]] and [[online sex games]], going to [[con|nerdish conventions]], eating chees­­­­­­e doodles, and playing [[D&D]]. In addition, as [[completist]]s, they spend an inordinate amount of time on the [[Internets]], using [[IRC]], [[LiveJournal]], partaking in [[Bandwidth_envy]], and arguing vehemently over their particular branch of [[fandom]]. And yes, you will still be a basement-dweller, even after you've finished building yo­ur new [[shit nobody cares about|"v0.1 2X Overdrive dual-ballast dual-T8-tube 128W 6,500k daylight fluorescent light]]." If you are an [[engineer]] or geologist, [[Vietnam|dig secret tunnel networks]] (or just [[series of tubes|a pressurized capsule network to transport M:tG cards]]) while making secret entrances to find D&D bong sessions and [[plastic crap]].

Don't be fooled by the presence of a microwave, as the suspect's mother's kitchen can be used to throw people off the scent, but concentrate on the distinctive pallor of the individual's complexion which reveals their subterranean habitat.

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==Basement-Dwellers & [[Trolls]]==

No - not [[trolls|internet wankers]] like [[4Chan]], but the mythical creatures from Scandinavia. Symptoms include:

*Suffering from greasy skin and warts caused by a lack of washing and living off junk food brought dow­n by their moms every 30 minutes, because they are lite­rally unable to move from the front of their computers.

*Poor eyesight caused by the endless glare of the computer screens or because they are [[asians]].

*[http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/tech_soul/bad_technology.html Poor social life] brought on by virtually no IRL interaction (mom bringing you down cookies - and some more boxes of [[fap|tissues]] - doesn't count).  

Of course the majority of basement-dwellers are actually [[trolls]], and vice-versa.

*[[rock|Celldweller]]

*[[Fall Out Boy]]

*[[Eminem]]

==Gallery==

Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg|Alternate basement setup

Image:Gamer.png|[[Typical]] [[gay|basement-dweller]] looking at [[porn]].

Image:Invasionscreambasement.jpg|A Dweller's worst fear: being discovered outside by the pod people!

Image:Basement_dweller_OHGOD.jpg|Basement dweller AND a [[pedophile]]!

Image:Basement_dweller_trollcat.jpg|Some [[Caveatipse|basement dwellers]] are in their late thirties.

Image:Move out graduate.jpg|Congratulations graduate! Now [[GTFO]]!

image:weeaboobase.jpg|A weeaboo [[loli|pedophile]] in his pathetic basement.

Image:Wall a la Taco Bell by FroogleDoop.jpg|Basement dwellers eat at [[Taco Bell]].

Image:Tatas.jpg|[[IRL|Out]] of his habitat.

Image:Fatasgr.jpg|The side effects of not going out.

Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|Typical Russian zadrot.

Image:Timecards.jpg|Sustenance of a basement dweller: ''[[EverQuest]]'' time cards.

Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How [[azn]] basement dwellers spend their time.

Image:We Need To Talk.jpg|Should you inadvertently discover such a setup in a friend's house, get them [[Psychologist|professional help]] immediately.  

Image:1242088178691.jpg|This is what happens when they leave their basement.

Image:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Basement dweller on [[Facebook|Failbook]]

Image:Lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous.jpg|Note the dumpster furniture.

Image:Typical-Basement-Dweller.jpg.jpg|Your typical basement dweller, note the blank soulless look in its eyes.  

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==See Also==

* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]

* [[furfag|Chickenhed61]]

* [[Demcad]]

*[[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]

* [[Fandom]]

* [[Faust & Kikyo Maaka]]

* [[ginger]]

* [[Glasses Teenager]]

* [[Gsnfag]]

* [[Halo]]

* [[retard|INfinity]]

* [[Jamie Baillie]]

* [[John Skelton]]

* [[Josef Fritzl]]

* [[Kimmo Alm]]

* [[LAN Party]]

* [[Love Shy]]

* [[MapleStory]]

* [[My Little Pony]]

* [[Pantaloons]]

* [[Raukue]]

* [[furfag|TuffNuts]]

* [[Fallout 3|Vault Dweller]]

* [[Yoshi-lord]]

* [[You]]

* [[World of Warcraft]]

* [[UltimateUKFFFan]]

==External links==

* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW Need some money to renovate your basement? Click here!]

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