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Hey, [[ | Hey, [[shit]] happens. And to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy. | ||
To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth|World-wide]] Nuclear | To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work, like the EMP from the [[Earth|World-wide]] Nuclear Symphony will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam|rocks]] and [[Death|dead squirrels]] where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently. | ||
Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online. | Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online. | ||
If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate| | If you don't want to see us going offline again, you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donate]] a few [[Jew Gold|Shekels]] to us, so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
