Dick Masterson: Difference between revisions

Little <s>is</s> was known about Dr. '''Dick Masterson''', only that he is a messenger from [[God]] sent to [[troll|enlighten]] [[whores|women]] around [[Za Warudo|the world]] about why everything sucks [[this is why we can't have nice things|because of them]].  In other words, he is one of the most obvious [[IRL]] [[troll]]s that has ever lived but women fall for it and thus create a weird meta-troll effect where he's proven right due to the hordes of butthurt bitches left in his path.

Dick hadn't been updating anything on his website since [[last thursday]]. This is due to when you have a top selling book revolving around saying men are better than women, some of the [[whore|women]] who sucked cock to get [[sex|top positions]] in entertainment might blacklist you. He did some gay shit with UCB for way too long hoping to make connections, then On May 20th, 2014, Masterson started a podcast called [http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com The Biggest Problem in the Universe] with long-time web "satirist" [[Maddox]]. The Podcast was pretty pretty [[Awwright]] at the beginning. What made the show lulzy was that the entire premise of the show is Dick trolling an Autistic 40 year old balding Armenian and Maddox being too autistic to understand it. Dick even contradicts himself multiple times just to piss Maddox off with his lack of care that that he was contradicting himself, causing Maddox to go into massive tism fits. Topics Dick talked about are:

== Dick Masterson: Autism whisperer ==

Maddox's attack failed miserably and backfired, the [[Patreon|Patreonis]] kicked in a whopping $18,465 (2/2/17) to the Dick fund, spiraling him into a 24-hour, 7 day a week alcoholic rage, condensed into an hour and a half long [[Podcast]]. Dick then channeled the power of Autism to outsource the work of [https://imgur.com/a/ji30G#xlDQCRe finding examples of Maddox advocating for sexual asault] which caused Maddox to [http://imgur.com/a/7Pp2x disavow his only successful book], [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/55ojx0/discrepancies_and_analysis_of_bpitudick_show/ go through the accounting ledger to show Maddox was lying about his financials claim and actually owed Dick over $5k], spawn a parody of Maddox that earns more money on Patreon than the real Maddox, buy up domains realted to Maddox and all people associated with Madcast media, troll Maddox's twitch stream, create a [https://i.redd.it/x7qxfcgbmfhy.jpg #1 charting comedy album] about what a cuck faggot Maddox is and chart higher Maddox's #4 charting comedy album, and [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/63z225/maddoxs_new_book_is_100_new_material/ pick apart the content of his new book] to prove that the entire thing is Maddox recycling old rants from Biggest Problem in the Universe.

Dick has weaponized autism by separating his audience into two catagories:  [[Liquid Chris|top autist]] and [[Chris-chan|bottom autist]]. He incentivizes weaponized autism by giving autists 'life advice' in a simple to understand way even a retard can understand and mocking them when there is too much tism (aka labeling them a bottom autist). Dick is able to do this because he is an autism himself, however instead of focusing his autism into Thomas the Tank Engine and Sonic, he focused it on guns, bombs, telling women they are inferior to men, and trolling. Basicly Dick is /pol/ IRL, minus <s>being half spic and</s>([[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS| as January 2018 Dick is retroactively half Greek]]) loving jews.

<center><big>'''(Yes, a top autist parody of Maddox actually makes more money than the real Maddox)'''</big></center>

== HOT GOSS: Dick vs Maddox & other associated drama ==

When Dick and Maddox broke up due to '[[Autistic]] differences' Dick attempted to end things as [[gay|nice]] as he could saying [[Maddox]] was a legend and he was grateful for the [[gay| opportunity to]] [[sex|host]] a podcast with him. However because Maddox is incapable of acting like an adult, and both of them are notorious internet trolls this quickly dissolved and turned into a bloodbath free for all. As Maddox had already pissed off his fans by killing the podcast they loved and becoming an unfunny cuck, Maddox took the cowards way forward sneaking around implying shit he couldn't back up about Dick and sending his employees to dox, harass employers, and do his general dirty work while publicly pretending to be above it all and to be a good boy who [[dindu nuffin]]. Dick having the fact that Maddox made a bitch of himself on his side, handled it like a [[woman|man]] by publicly airing his dirty laundry and shaming him. Dick later got a bit more creative and him as well as his army of people who hated Maddox decided to [[troll| have some fun]] and:

*Buy up Maddox's sponsor domains

*Redirect Domains of his co-hosts websites to   

*Read private "Please get back with me" letters he wrote his ex

*Creating Billboard charting albums about what a [[cuck]] Maddox is to out sell his album

*Creating a parody of Maddox called Madcucks

*Buying a billboard outside of Madcast Media's official P.O. Box saying what a cuck Maddox is.

*Having the parody of Maddox make more money than the real Maddox

*Releasing bonus content from Madcucks that outsells Maddox's bonus content

*Having a "podcast network" that isn't even really a network, but is still more popular and gets more downloads than Maddox's official Madcast Media network that he hyped up for over 2 years to relase shortly before his book

*Shit talking Maddox's sponsors

*Explaining how Maddox makes his money off shirts by selling shitty quality Guildan shirts

*Buying the domain to the super secret domain that Maddox was originally going to name his book

*Releasing a Madcucks book with that same exact name making fun of what a faggot cuck Maddox is

*Releasing the financial records of Biggest Problem in the Universe

*Making fun of guests that go on Maddox's show

*Getting a restraining order against his current girlfriend Jessica "M3ntal Jess" Blum

*Trolling his twitch stream

*Shitting on Maddox's podcast reviews

*Leaking Maddox's chat logs

*Stealing Maddox's audio engineer and making him co-host in exchange for him never working for Maddox again

*Taking the Patreon name Maddox

*Suing Maddox of trademark patent disputes

*Inviting Null on as a guest and as a result KiwiFarms getting shut down the next day

*Inviting Mike Cernovich on as a guest and then letting his writers and fans mercilessly mock and ridicule Thernovich ever since

*Advising listeners to drink wrecklessly and do only the cool drugs.

As a result, Dick performed like shit. What was not supposed to be a debate and not supposed to be about Trump and supposed to be about how the way Destiny argues is a cherry picked exercise in confirmation bias that has made the internet and people shittier and unable to communicate, [[irony| turned into a debate about Trump]]. When trying to get off the topic, Destiny challeneges Dick's masculinity and accuses him of being a triggered snowflake needing the topic to be changed to keep him engaged in shit he really didn't care about talking about. Around waaaaaay to long into this "debate" Dick finally stops giving a shit and starts making fun of Destiny for being a midget. You could delude yourself into seeing this as some sort of meta-win for Dick as Dicks original statement that the way Destiny talks to people is not an actual conversation, its just autistic screeching to jerk off your ego to appeal to confirmation biases of you audience of tards over click bait talking points; but you can never take a circus midget seriously for over 30 minutes and be considered a "winner" in any way. Dick looked foolish for this, knew it, and openly admits he fucked up by letting Destiny change the subject, use sophistry tricks, and drill down into talking points into a point of absurdity. [[A winner is you| Destiny immediately declared himself a winner]], which is true in the sense that when two special ed students screech at each other in tard rage the one who is louder is the "winner". Destiny also considers it a badge of pride in triggering that he got a guy who is known for a rage based podcast that screams all the time and never does any research and argues from pathos to scream at him and not have researched sourced facts to support his arguments. Destiny's autism truly shines through at the end of the interview:

*Macast media

One of ED's admins made [[lulz| a shit video]] about [[Maddox]] and Dick invited him onto the podcast. What followed was 30 minutes of [[autism]], telling everyone about what a drunken meth-head failure [[Zaiger]] is, that Encyclopedia Dramatica is ran by a bunch of [[fact| lazy drunks]], and about that time a former ED mod shot up a school and only killing 2 people before getting cucked by a couch and bringing great shame and dishonor on Encyclopedia Dramatica by not even getting a [[High Score]]. As all Dick show fans are [[fact| an autism]] and Encyclopedia Dramatica is a collector of all things autistic and autism related, it was the [[retard|special]] [[cum|moment]] that all Dick show autists we waiting to happen. EZ also shut people up correcting him that Dick Masterson was half Mexican, not Half-Greek by getting Dick to agree that [[fact| from now on he is retro-actively Greek]].

After EZ PZ's video became one of the top search results for Maddox on [[Jewtube]] [https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=maddox| (no srsly)] Maddox's [[white knight]] from [[faggot|Podhomo]] began sperging in the comments to defend m'lady [[Maddox]] and her honor. When it became clear that an admin of ED not only doesn't really give a shit about being insulted online, but communicates exclusively in internet shit talk and is more comfortable speaking that language [[homo|Jessie]] decided to threaten ED's admin with a [[lolsuit]]!  

* Had a reputation and image her cared about