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'''Chan''' may refer to:
 
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'''Chan''' could refer to many things:


# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]].
# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]].
#*Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor.
#* Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor.
#''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
# ''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]].  Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below).
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]].  Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below).
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]].
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]].


[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4.
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4:
 
== #3: chans (AKA camwhores) ==


==#3: chans (aka camwhores)==
{{main|Camwhore}}
{{main|Camwhore}}
[[File:Weirdinternetguypresentswomanwithflowers.jpg|thumb|right|Camwhores need to learn this.]]
 
[[File:Weirdinternetguypresentswomanwithflowers.jpg|thumb|Camwhores need to learn this.]]
[[File:Chainsaw Bear.jpg|thumb|How [[sick fuck]]s appreciate camwhores.]]
[[File:Chainsaw Bear.jpg|thumb|How [[sick fuck]]s appreciate camwhores.]]
Since the dawn of the [[internets|interwebs]], there have been attention [[whore]]s.  With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores.  Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.
Since the dawn of the [[internets|interwebs]], there have been attention [[whore]]s.  With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores.  Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.
#[[Cracky-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
#[[Loli-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
#[[Stoner-chan]] - Attention whore and [[7chan]]'s official camwhore.
#[[Acky-chan-cray]] - Attention whore and someone [[noone|Peter]] cares about.
#[[afro-chan]] - Attention whore, with the notability of [[4chan]]'s first camwhoring Black
#[[Sub-chan]] - Attention whore, noted for her sagging, torpedo-shaped tits.
#Office-chan - Attention whore, who delivered tights for a sick bastard on /b/ from her office on 06.02.09.
#[[Rat chan|Rat-Chan]] - Winrar and true [[sick fuck|/b/tard]], will kill your [[rat|rats]].
#[[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life.
#[[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed)
# <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]]
#Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]]
#Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s.
#[[ramen|Maru-chan]] - A motherfucking gutless whore that likes to be fucked in the bathroom along with Damnixa K-Sexres Hilarious, playing with her pussy and making blowjobs to JC the dick FTW. She also likes to make fucking good threesomes in Charli's room FTW :3.
#Mensa-chan - A curvy [[Mensa|intellibitch]] who followed instructions, delivered, and even got respect from some upstanding [[b/tard|gentlemen]].
#[[:File:Gingerwhore.jpg|Fire-chan]] - An [[AIDS]]-infested [[fail|shitfaced]] attention whore who left many an Anon with blue balls. May your [[Ginger|red hair]] devour you in your sleep.
#[[Flat Chan]] - A very flat chan.
#[[Pear Chan]] - A chan with a very odd shape.  Must be viewed to be appreciated.
#Puff(y)-chan - A puffy chan that arose in the early morning of July 16, 2009.
#[[Operation_Fat_Fuck]] - Lulz from a person who looks alot like Bobby hill Operation FAT FUCK was a success
#[[Creepy_Chan]] - A creepy teenage girl who actually went on to be in the 12th Americas next top model
#[[Chris-chan]] '''(WARNING: [[Shit brix|BRIX SHITTING]] CONTENT INSIDE!!!)''' A [[faggot]] of epic proportions who created the ''Sonichu'' franchise. It should be noted that he is a 30 year old, [[autism|autistic]], [[virgin]] [[manchild]] with strong [[pedophile]] tendencies who deserves to be hated and [[troll]]ed. He is desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of [[fap]]ping to Sonichu, [[twincest|fucking an imaginary twin sister]], or through taking pictures of himself with his medallion of power.
#[[Easter-chan]]
#[[Schoolchan]]
#[[Blake|Limberchan]]
#[[32" Waist Chan]] - AKA: Fivehead
#[[Suicidechan|Suicide-Chan]]
#[[Scar-chan]]


==#4: *chans ([[website]]s)==
* [[Cracky-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
* [[Loli-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
* [[Stoner-chan]] - Attention whore and [[7chan]]'s official camwhore.
* [[Acky-chan-cray]] - Attention whore and someone [[noone|Peter]] cares about.
* [[afro-chan]] - Attention whore, with the notability of [[4chan]]'s first camwhoring Black
* [[Sub-chan]] - Attention whore, noted for her sagging, torpedo-shaped tits.
* Office-chan - Attention whore, who delivered tights for a sick bastard on /b/ from her office on 06.02.09.
* [[Rat chan|Rat-Chan]] - Winrar and true [[sick fuck|/b/tard]], will kill your [[rat|rats]].
* [[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life.
* [[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed)
* <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]]
* Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b/|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]]
* Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b/|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s.
* [[ramen|Maru-chan]] - A motherfucking gutless whore that likes to be fucked in the bathroom along with Damnixa K-Sexres Hilarious, playing with her pussy and making blowjobs to JC the dick FTW. She also likes to make fucking good threesomes in Charli's room FTW :3.
* Mensa-chan - A curvy [[Mensa|intellibitch]] who followed instructions, delivered, and even got respect from some upstanding [[b/tard|gentlemen]].
* [[:File:Gingerwhore.jpg|Fire-chan]] - An [[AIDS]]-infested [[fail|shitfaced]] attention whore who left many an Anon with blue balls. May your [[Ginger|red hair]] devour you in your sleep.
* [[Flat Chan]] - A very flat chan.
* [[Pear Chan]] - A chan with a very odd shape.  Must be viewed to be appreciated.
* Puff(y)-chan - A puffy chan that arose in the early morning of July 16, 2009.
* [[Operation_Fat_Fuck]] - Lulz from a person who looks alot like Bobby hill Operation FAT FUCK was a success
* [[Creepy_Chan]] - A creepy teenage girl who actually went on to be in the 12th Americas next top model
* [[Chris-chan]] '''(WARNING: [[Shit brix|BRIX SHITTING]] CONTENT INSIDE!!!)''' A [[faggot]] of epic proportions who created the ''Sonichu'' franchise. It should be noted that he is a 30 year old, [[autism|autistic]], [[virgin]] [[manchild]] with strong [[pedophile]] tendencies who deserves to be hated and [[troll]]ed. He is desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of [[fap]]ping to Sonichu, [[twincest|fucking an imaginary twin sister]], or through taking pictures of himself with his medallion of power.
* [[Easter-chan]]
* [[Schoolchan]]
* [[Blake|Limberchan]]
* [[32" Waist Chan]] - AKA: Fivehead
* [[Suicidechan|Suicide-Chan]]
* [[Scar-chan]]
 
== #4: [[Website]]s ==
 
=== *chans: Futaba-style imageboards ===


[[Image:Comparechans.jpg|thumb|A comparison of some of the chans out there today.]]
[[File:Comparechans.jpg|thumb|Chans between 2004-2013 (win)]]
[[File:Imageboards nutshell.png|thumb|Chans between 2014-2020 (wat)]]
[[File:Chans as of 2023.png|thumb|Chans as of 2021-present (o god no...)]]
[[File:Spinoffs In a Nutshell.jpg|thumb|Spinoff imageboards in a nutshell]]


{{main|List of *chan boards}}
{{main|List of *chan boards}}


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Once upon a time, some [[japan|hikikomori Elevens]] got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of [[Usenet]]). Some [[moot|weeaboo]] [[basement-dweller]] went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the [[fail|largest]] of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support [[furfags]] or to cater to some [[idiot|geniuses]] who wish to get away from 4chan's fascist rules or dumb moderators.
Once upon a time, some [[japan|hikikomori Elevens]] got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of [[Usenet]]). Some [[moot|weeaboo]] [[basement-dweller]] went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the [[fail|largest]] of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support [[furfags]] or to cater to some [[idiot|geniuses]] who wish to get away from 4chan's “fascist rules” or dumb moderators. Currently there is only one serious contender to 4chan, but it is [[8chan|super duper t0p 5ekrit]].
 
* [[12chan]] - A shit site for [[pedophiles]].
* [[2chan]] (Futaba Channel) - The [[God|father]] of all [[*chans]]
* [[2ch.ru]] - A chan for [[Russia|Russkies]].
* [[3chan]] - A shit site that about 3 people uses.
* [[22chan]] - A site created for people who want to escape the cancer on 4chan.
* [[24chan]] - A shit site about [[shit|nothing]] (doesn't even exist anymore).
* [[315chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[711chan]] (also doesn't exist).
* [[4chan]] - The shitty [[Cancer|mother]] of all English [[*chans]].  Once kind of good, but is pure concentrated [[cancer]] now.
* [[420chan]] - A shit site for stoners.
* [[5chan]] - A shit site that's now URL redirect to 5chan's YouTube channel.
* [[55chan]] - A shit site for [[niggers]] (same fate as [[5chan]]).
* [[6-chan]] A shit site full of Mexican (not sure dammit). FUCK HYPHEN
* [[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]].
* [[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
* [[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[b/|/b/]].
* [[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]].
* [[8chan]] - An alternative site that became popular after [[4chan]], also shit.
* [[808chan|88chan]] - A shit site for [[W.T. Snacks]].
* [[808chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[888chan]].
* [[888chan]] - A site originally made for maintaining a chan basis on [[Project Chanology]].
* [[99chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[78chan]].
* [[Additional Pylons]] - A shit site about [[pylons]].
* [[Anarchochan]] - a site for [[anarchists]]
* [[AnokChan]] - another shit site for [[anarchists]]
* [[AnonIB]] - A shit site full of AIDS and Spywarez where your pr0n gets [[zerg_rush|covered]] with pop-ups the same way a women's face gets [[bukkake|covered with cum]]
* [[BBWChan|BBWchan]] - A shit site about [[fat]] women.
* [[Britchan]] - A shit site intended for [[britfag]]s but full of [[stormfront|stormfags]].
* [[Desuchan]] - A shit site for Desufags. (Currently LOL [[V&]]).
* [[Diochan]] - A shit site for Italianfags.
* [[Fapchan]] - A shit site for pr0n.
* [[Faschan]] - A shit site for [[Nazi]]'s
* [[Fchan]] - A shit site about 4chan, with a higher [[furry]] - [[mundane]] ratio.
* [[FranChan]] - A shit site for frogs frenchs faggots.
* [[Futabachannel]] - A shit site that copied [[2chan]]/[[4chan]] and tried to kill [[Tom Cruise]].
* [[Gurochan]] - A shit site for...[[ALL CAPS|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO HERE]].
* [[Hurrchan]] - A shit site for technology and [[G|/g/]] rejects run by a female tripfag.
* [[ImageBoard4Free]] - The [[mother]] of most *chans, where at least 90% of chans are born.
* [[Killchan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
* [[Konatachan]] - A shit site for [[Lucky Star]].
* [[Krautchan]] - A shit site for general [[Germany|German]] faggotry.
* [[Legi0n]] - A shit site devoted almost entirely to [[Chris-chan]].
* [[Mewch]] - A shit site devoted to comfiness.
* [[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]].
* [[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]].
* [[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for [[k/|/k/]]ommandos
* [[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s.
* [[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]].
* [[Wakachan]] - A shit site for [[weeaboos]] (aka iichan or idlechan).
* [[Wikichan]] - A shit [[wiki]] for [[faggot]]s (not to be confused with the above).
* [[WTFchan]] - A shit site for... [[wtf]].
* [[Ychan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[Fchan]].
* [[Ylilauta]] - A shit site for [[Finland|Snowniggers]].
* [[Yuchan]] - A shit chan for yugoslavs.
 
=== Danbooru-style imageboards ===
 
{{main|booru}}
 
== See also ==
 
* [[List of *chan boards]] - For other *chan boards not [[notable]] enough for their own article.
* [[The xchan effect]]


== External Links ==


#[[12chan]] - A shit site for [[pedophiles]].
* [[Wikipedia:Imageboard|Wikipedia's article on imageboards]]
#[[2chan]] (Futaba Channel) - The [[God|father]] of all [[*chans]]
* {{UkrED|Іміджборд|Ukrainian ED's article on imageboards}}
#[[2ch.ru]] - A chan for [[Russia|Russkies]].
#[[24chan]] - A shit site about [[shit|nothing]] (doesn't even exist anymore).
#[[315chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[711chan]] (also doesn't exist).
#[[4chan]] - The [[Cancer|mother]] of all English [[*chans]].  Once kind of good, but is shit now.
#[[420chan]] - A shit site for stoners.
#[[5chan]] - A shit site for [[Furries]] (gone the way of the [[you|dodo bird]]).
#[[55chan]] - A shit site for [[niggers]] (same fate as [[5chan]]).
#[[6-chan]] A shit site full of Mexican (not sure dammit). FUCK HYPHEN
#[[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]].
#[[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
#[[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[/b/]].
#[[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]].
#[[8chan]] - A shit site for [[W.T. Snacks]].
#[[808chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[888chan]].
#[[888chan]] - A site originally made for maintaining a chan basis on [[Project Chanology]].
#[[99chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[78chan]].
#[[Additional Pylons]] - A shit site about [[pylons]].
#[[Anarchochan]] - a site for [[anarchists]]
#[[AnokChan]] - another shit site for [[anarchists]]
#[[AnonIB]] - A shit site full of AIDS and Spywarez where your pr0n gets [[zerg_rush|covered]] with pop-ups the same way a women's face gets [[bukkake|covered with cum]]
#[[BBWChan|BBWchan]] - A shit site about [[fat]] women.
#[[Britchan]] - A shit site intended for [[britfag]]s but full of [[stormfront|stormfags]].
#[[Desuchan]] - A shit site for Desufags. (Currently LOL [[V&]]).
#[[Diochan]] - A shit site for Italianfags.
#[[Fapchan]] - A shit site for pr0n.
#[[Fchan]] - A shit site about 4chan, with a higher [[furry]] - [[mundane]] ratio.
#[[Futabachannel]] - A shit site that copied [[2chan]]/[[4chan]] and tried to kill [[Tom Cruise]].
#[[Gurochan]] - A shit site for...[[ALL CAPS|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO HERE]].
#[[Hurrchan]] - A shit site for technology and [[G|/g/]] rejects run by a female tripfag.
#[[ImageBoard4Free]] - The [[mother]] of most *chans, where at least 90% of chans are born.
#[[Killchan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
#[[Konatachan]] - A shit site for [[Lucky Star]].
#[[Krautchan]] - A shit site for general [[Germany|German]] faggotry.
#[[Legi0n]] - A shit site devoted almost entirely to [[Chris-chan]].
#[[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]].
#[[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]].
#[[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for /[[k]]/ommandos
#[[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s.
#[[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]].
#[[Wakachan]] - A shit site for [[weeaboos]] (aka iichan or idlechan).
#[[Wikichan]] - A shit [[wiki]] for [[faggot]]s (not to be confused with the above).
#[[WTFchan]] - A shit site for... [[wtf]].
#[[Ychan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[Fchan]].
#[[Ylilauta]] - A shit site for [[Finland|Snowniggers]].
#[[Yuchan]] - A chan for yugoslavs.
#[[Revoluchan]] - A chan where [[leet|HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THEY SAYING I DON'T EVEN]]


==More Info==
*'''[[List of *chan boards]]''' - For other *chan boards not [[notable]] enough for their own article.
*'''[[The xchan effect]]
==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imageboard WP's article on imageboards/chans]
*{{UkrED|Іміджборд|Ukrainian ED's article on imageboards/chans}}


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