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[[Image:4chan 2.0.gif|thumb|300px|[[Shit|QUALITY]]]] | |||
'''Chan''' may refer to: | |||
'''Chan''' | |||
# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]]. | # A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]]. | ||
#*Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor. | #* Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor. | ||
#''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language. | # ''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language. | ||
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]]. Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below). | # A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]]. Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below). | ||
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]]. | # Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]]. | ||
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4 | [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4: | ||
== #3: chans (AKA camwhores) == | |||
{{main|Camwhore}} | {{main|Camwhore}} | ||
[[File:Weirdinternetguypresentswomanwithflowers.jpg|thumb | |||
[[File:Weirdinternetguypresentswomanwithflowers.jpg|thumb|Camwhores need to learn this.]] | |||
[[File:Chainsaw Bear.jpg|thumb|How [[sick fuck]]s appreciate camwhores.]] | [[File:Chainsaw Bear.jpg|thumb|How [[sick fuck]]s appreciate camwhores.]] | ||
Since the dawn of the [[internets|interwebs]], there have been attention [[whore]]s. With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores. Here are a few (semi-)notable ones. | Since the dawn of the [[internets|interwebs]], there have been attention [[whore]]s. With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores. Here are a few (semi-)notable ones. | ||
==#4: | * [[Cracky-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos. | ||
* [[Loli-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos. | |||
* [[Stoner-chan]] - Attention whore and [[7chan]]'s official camwhore. | |||
* [[Acky-chan-cray]] - Attention whore and someone [[noone|Peter]] cares about. | |||
* [[afro-chan]] - Attention whore, with the notability of [[4chan]]'s first camwhoring Black | |||
* [[Sub-chan]] - Attention whore, noted for her sagging, torpedo-shaped tits. | |||
* Office-chan - Attention whore, who delivered tights for a sick bastard on /b/ from her office on 06.02.09. | |||
* [[Rat chan|Rat-Chan]] - Winrar and true [[sick fuck|/b/tard]], will kill your [[rat|rats]]. | |||
* [[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life. | |||
* [[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed) | |||
* <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]] | |||
* Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b/|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]] | |||
* Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b/|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s. | |||
* [[ramen|Maru-chan]] - A motherfucking gutless whore that likes to be fucked in the bathroom along with Damnixa K-Sexres Hilarious, playing with her pussy and making blowjobs to JC the dick FTW. She also likes to make fucking good threesomes in Charli's room FTW :3. | |||
* Mensa-chan - A curvy [[Mensa|intellibitch]] who followed instructions, delivered, and even got respect from some upstanding [[b/tard|gentlemen]]. | |||
* [[:File:Gingerwhore.jpg|Fire-chan]] - An [[AIDS]]-infested [[fail|shitfaced]] attention whore who left many an Anon with blue balls. May your [[Ginger|red hair]] devour you in your sleep. | |||
* [[Flat Chan]] - A very flat chan. | |||
* [[Pear Chan]] - A chan with a very odd shape. Must be viewed to be appreciated. | |||
* Puff(y)-chan - A puffy chan that arose in the early morning of July 16, 2009. | |||
* [[Operation_Fat_Fuck]] - Lulz from a person who looks alot like Bobby hill Operation FAT FUCK was a success | |||
* [[Creepy_Chan]] - A creepy teenage girl who actually went on to be in the 12th Americas next top model | |||
* [[Chris-chan]] '''(WARNING: [[Shit brix|BRIX SHITTING]] CONTENT INSIDE!!!)''' A [[faggot]] of epic proportions who created the ''Sonichu'' franchise. It should be noted that he is a 30 year old, [[autism|autistic]], [[virgin]] [[manchild]] with strong [[pedophile]] tendencies who deserves to be hated and [[troll]]ed. He is desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of [[fap]]ping to Sonichu, [[twincest|fucking an imaginary twin sister]], or through taking pictures of himself with his medallion of power. | |||
* [[Easter-chan]] | |||
* [[Schoolchan]] | |||
* [[Blake|Limberchan]] | |||
* [[32" Waist Chan]] - AKA: Fivehead | |||
* [[Suicidechan|Suicide-Chan]] | |||
* [[Scar-chan]] | |||
== #4: [[Website]]s == | |||
=== *chans: Futaba-style imageboards === | |||
[[ | [[File:Comparechans.jpg|thumb|Chans between 2004-2013 (win)]] | ||
[[File:Imageboards nutshell.png|thumb|Chans between 2014-2020 (wat)]] | |||
[[File:Chans as of 2023.png|thumb|Chans as of 2021-present (o god no...)]] | |||
[[File:Spinoffs In a Nutshell.jpg|thumb|Spinoff imageboards in a nutshell]] | |||
{{main|List of *chan boards}} | {{main|List of *chan boards}} | ||
<!--[[File:Typicalchan.jpg|thumb|right|Every Chan evar]]--> | <!--[[File:Typicalchan.jpg|thumb|right|Every Chan evar]]--> | ||
Once upon a time, some [[japan|hikikomori Elevens]] got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of [[Usenet]]). Some [[moot|weeaboo]] [[basement-dweller]] went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the [[fail|largest]] of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support [[furfags]] or to cater to some [[idiot|geniuses]] who wish to get away from 4chan's | Once upon a time, some [[japan|hikikomori Elevens]] got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of [[Usenet]]). Some [[moot|weeaboo]] [[basement-dweller]] went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the [[fail|largest]] of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support [[furfags]] or to cater to some [[idiot|geniuses]] who wish to get away from 4chan's “fascist rules” or dumb moderators. Currently there is only one serious contender to 4chan, but it is [[8chan|super duper t0p 5ekrit]]. | ||
* [[12chan]] - A shit site for [[pedophiles]]. | |||
* [[2chan]] (Futaba Channel) - The [[God|father]] of all [[*chans]] | |||
* [[2ch.ru]] - A chan for [[Russia|Russkies]]. | |||
* [[3chan]] - A shit site that about 3 people uses. | |||
* [[22chan]] - A site created for people who want to escape the cancer on 4chan. | |||
* [[24chan]] - A shit site about [[shit|nothing]] (doesn't even exist anymore). | |||
* [[315chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[711chan]] (also doesn't exist). | |||
* [[4chan]] - The shitty [[Cancer|mother]] of all English [[*chans]]. Once kind of good, but is pure concentrated [[cancer]] now. | |||
* [[420chan]] - A shit site for stoners. | |||
* [[5chan]] - A shit site that's now URL redirect to 5chan's YouTube channel. | |||
* [[55chan]] - A shit site for [[niggers]] (same fate as [[5chan]]). | |||
* [[6-chan]] A shit site full of Mexican (not sure dammit). FUCK HYPHEN | |||
* [[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]]. | |||
* [[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]]. | |||
* [[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[b/|/b/]]. | |||
* [[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]]. | |||
* [[8chan]] - An alternative site that became popular after [[4chan]], also shit. | |||
* [[808chan|88chan]] - A shit site for [[W.T. Snacks]]. | |||
* [[808chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[888chan]]. | |||
* [[888chan]] - A site originally made for maintaining a chan basis on [[Project Chanology]]. | |||
* [[99chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[78chan]]. | |||
* [[Additional Pylons]] - A shit site about [[pylons]]. | |||
* [[Anarchochan]] - a site for [[anarchists]] | |||
* [[AnokChan]] - another shit site for [[anarchists]] | |||
* [[AnonIB]] - A shit site full of AIDS and Spywarez where your pr0n gets [[zerg_rush|covered]] with pop-ups the same way a women's face gets [[bukkake|covered with cum]] | |||
* [[BBWChan|BBWchan]] - A shit site about [[fat]] women. | |||
* [[Britchan]] - A shit site intended for [[britfag]]s but full of [[stormfront|stormfags]]. | |||
* [[Desuchan]] - A shit site for Desufags. (Currently LOL [[V&]]). | |||
* [[Diochan]] - A shit site for Italianfags. | |||
* [[Fapchan]] - A shit site for pr0n. | |||
* [[Faschan]] - A shit site for [[Nazi]]'s | |||
* [[Fchan]] - A shit site about 4chan, with a higher [[furry]] - [[mundane]] ratio. | |||
* [[FranChan]] - A shit site for frogs frenchs faggots. | |||
* [[Futabachannel]] - A shit site that copied [[2chan]]/[[4chan]] and tried to kill [[Tom Cruise]]. | |||
* [[Gurochan]] - A shit site for...[[ALL CAPS|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO HERE]]. | |||
* [[Hurrchan]] - A shit site for technology and [[G|/g/]] rejects run by a female tripfag. | |||
* [[ImageBoard4Free]] - The [[mother]] of most *chans, where at least 90% of chans are born. | |||
* [[Killchan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]]. | |||
* [[Konatachan]] - A shit site for [[Lucky Star]]. | |||
* [[Krautchan]] - A shit site for general [[Germany|German]] faggotry. | |||
* [[Legi0n]] - A shit site devoted almost entirely to [[Chris-chan]]. | |||
* [[Mewch]] - A shit site devoted to comfiness. | |||
* [[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]]. | |||
* [[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]]. | |||
* [[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for [[k/|/k/]]ommandos | |||
* [[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s. | |||
* [[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]]. | |||
* [[Wakachan]] - A shit site for [[weeaboos]] (aka iichan or idlechan). | |||
* [[Wikichan]] - A shit [[wiki]] for [[faggot]]s (not to be confused with the above). | |||
* [[WTFchan]] - A shit site for... [[wtf]]. | |||
* [[Ychan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[Fchan]]. | |||
* [[Ylilauta]] - A shit site for [[Finland|Snowniggers]]. | |||
* [[Yuchan]] - A shit chan for yugoslavs. | |||
=== Danbooru-style imageboards === | |||
{{main|booru}} | |||
== See also == | |||
* [[List of *chan boards]] - For other *chan boards not [[notable]] enough for their own article. | |||
* [[The xchan effect]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Imageboard|Wikipedia's article on imageboards]] | |||
* {{UkrED|Іміджборд|Ukrainian ED's article on imageboards}} | |||
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