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[[Image:AlexBoltonIHE.png|thumb|The grinch who ruined Christmas.]]
[[Image:AlexBoltonIHE.png|thumb|The grinch who ruined Christmas.]]


{{ytuser|IHEOfficial|I Hate Everything}} ([[powerword|'''Alex Bolton''']]; commonly referred to as '''IHE''') is an [[unfunny]], boring [[Britfag]] who produces time-wasting videos [[rant]]ing about anything prevalent in the youth of today, often returning to the most controversial videos several weeks later and creating a "Comment Comeback" to add further insult to injury. While not living up to his name, IHE is known for being one of the biggest hypocrites in the history of the [[internets]], claiming to "hate everything" that has [[Life|ever existed, does exist, and will exist]], despite apparently liking [[Cat|cats]], [[Lord of The Rings]], [[Down Syndrome|drawing]], wearing ladies' underwear and a multitude of different things any [[beta male]] fuckwit in their 20s would enjoy. He mentions that he spends his livelihood doing this shit. Whether IHE actually despises the subjects of his videos, is [[Some argue|debatable]].
{{yt|u|IHEOfficial|I Hate Everything}} ([[powerword|'''Alex Bolton''']]; commonly referred to as '''IHE''') is an [[unfunny]], boring [[Britfag]] who produces time-wasting videos [[rant]]ing about anything prevalent in the youth of today, often returning to the most controversial videos several weeks later and creating a "Comment Comeback" to add further insult to injury. While not living up to his name, IHE is known for being one of the biggest hypocrites in the history of the [[internets]], claiming to "hate everything" that has [[Life|ever existed, does exist, and will exist]], despite apparently liking [[Cat|cats]], [[Lord of The Rings]], [[Down Syndrome|drawing]], wearing ladies' underwear and a multitude of different things any [[beta male]] fuckwit in their 20s would enjoy. He mentions that he spends his livelihood doing this shit. Whether IHE actually despises the subjects of his videos, is [[Some argue|debatable]].


==Summary==
==Summary==
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* [[4Chan]]
* [[4Chan]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Muslims]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Mars]] Bars
* [[Mars]] Bars
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* [[9/11]]
* [[9/11]]
* [[YouTube]]
* [[YouTube]]
* Parodies
* [[Parody|Parodies]]
* [[Life]]
* [[Life]]
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Rule 34]]
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Almost everyone associated with the tubes flipped a huge Sperg-out over this [[Yeah right|horrific tragedy]], and the internet feared the demise of their [[SammyClassicSonicFan|socially-awkward asspie teen's]] favorite internet "critic". Consequently, IHE's temporary demise gave birth to the new shitty [[Twitter]] fagtag: "[[Stupidity|#FreeIHE]]", brought to you by {{ytchannel|UCsGHksmr-pAzJ_xoL-CnwYg|this Nintendo-obsessed fuckwad}}!
Almost everyone associated with the tubes flipped a huge Sperg-out over this [[Yeah right|horrific tragedy]], and the internet feared the demise of their [[SammyClassicSonicFan|socially-awkward asspie teen's]] favorite internet "critic". Consequently, IHE's temporary demise gave birth to the new shitty [[Twitter]] fagtag: "[[Stupidity|#FreeIHE]]", brought to you by {{yt|c|UCsGHksmr-pAzJ_xoL-CnwYg|this Nintendo-obsessed fuckwad}}!


'''JANUARY 20TH UPDATE:''' He's back, and this entire event caused a fuck-ton of unnecessary panic in 24-hours, thanks to IHE's socially-inept aspie fag fanbase.
'''JANUARY 20TH UPDATE:''' He's back, and this entire event caused a fuck-ton of unnecessary panic in 24-hours, thanks to IHE's socially-inept aspie fag fanbase.
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This is probably the main reason his butthurt fans vandalise this article, [[fail|which is fucking stupid and has absolutely no effect]] since the previous version of the article stays in the article's edit history even when it has been vandalised.
This is probably the main reason his butthurt fans vandalise this article, [[fail|which is fucking stupid and has absolutely no effect]] since the previous version of the article stays in the article's edit history even when it has been vandalised.
[[File:IHE-On-Old-School-Photo.png|center]]
Recently, IHE mentioned the photo featured on this page while calling us "creepy cunts" for not being smart enough to be more wary of his privacy.


==IHE and Star Wars==
==IHE and Star Wars==


IHE hates the Star Wars prequels and he will tell you to your face that you are wrong if you like them. Now this in and of itself would not since this is how everybody [[flame wars|argues on the internet]], but this is really ironic since Alex Bolton loves Disney's Star Wars sequels. [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi Given that the second sequel in the Star Wars saga is more hated then any other Star Wars movie]Alex tries to frame all of it's detractors and critic's as a vocal minority. Please note that this defense has been used to defend the prequels since [[redlettermedia]] became popular for ranting on them. IHE not being able to deal with the fact that he likes something universally despised he decided to frame most normal people as psychotic elitist who want to kill people currently directing and producing the films at LucasFilms.
IHE hates the [[Star Wars]] prequels, along with other films and video games like [[Suicide Squad]] (and superhero films in general) and Destiny 2, and he will tell you to your face that you are wrong if you like them. Now this in and of itself would not be an issue since this is how everybody [[flame wars|argues on the internet]], but this is really ironic since Alex Bolton loves Disney's Star Wars sequels. [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi Given that the second sequel in the Star Wars saga is more hated then any other Star Wars movie]. Alex tries to frame all of it's detractors and critic's as a vocal minority. Please note that this defense has been used to defend the prequels since [[RedLetterMedia]] became popular for ranting on them. IHE not being able to deal with the fact that he likes something universally despised decided to frame most normal people as psychotic elitist who want to kill people currently directing and producing the films at LucasFilms.


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<br><center>'''His video's defending [[Disney|Disney's]] [[Star Wars]] were bad enough to warrent a [[YouTube]] commenteries on them.'''</center>
<br><center>'''His video's defending [[Disney|Disney's]] [[Star Wars]] were bad enough to warrent [[YouTube]] commentaries being made on them. Despite [[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube commentaries]] being done to death.'''</center>


==I Hate Fanart==
==I Hate Fanart==
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* His mother's name is [[MILF|Julie]].
* His mother's name is [[MILF|Julie]].
* His [[Xbox]] live account is "[[Gay|PinkishPrawn]]".
* His [[Xbox]] live account is "[[Gay|PinkishPrawn]]".
* {{ytchannel|UCQjoNBd0fwWskE2707cNHdA| Jamie Beltman}} is his younger brother and only friend.
* {{yt|c|UCQjoNBd0fwWskE2707cNHdA| Jamie Beltman}} is his younger brother and only friend.


==See Also==
==See Also==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/lloydanderson/ His old flickr]
*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/lloydanderson/ His old flickr]
*{{ytuser|RNLGames}} His (former) gaming channel, <s>which he removed all of the content from out of embarrassment after his fans discovered it.</s> He put one of them back up in a sad attempt to gain more views.
*{{yt|u|RNLGames}} His (former) gaming channel, <s>which he removed all of the content from out of embarrassment after his fans discovered it.</s> He put one of them back up in a sad attempt to gain more views.
*{{ytuser|JARMediaOfficial}} His ALT account.
*{{yt|u|JARMediaOfficial}} His ALT account.
*{{ytuser|Manmanboyboyman}} He now makes his own autistic music videos with this account. Note the [[gay]] username.
*{{yt|u|Manmanboyboyman}} He now makes his own autistic music videos with this account. Note the [[gay]] username.
*{{facebook|IHateEverythingOfficial}}
*{{facebook|IHateEverythingOfficial}}
*{{facebook|julie.bolton.1694|His mother's facebook}} {{archive|C4rUB|Archived}}
*{{facebook|julie.bolton.1694|His mother's facebook}} {{archive|C4rUB|Archived}}

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