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{{frame|'''WARNING: A team of experienced investigators from ED has found that 88.73% of this article is revenge bullshit.<br/> To maximize the lulz, it's strongly advised to read first its twin article [[Kyle Perkins]]<br/> May this stay up as a cautionary tale about the dumbness of trusting an stranger on the internet''' |border=red|background=orange}}
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[[file:JulianneIraceMoneyShot.png|frame|center|Julianne with some shitty instagram filter]]
[[file:JulianneIraceMoneyShot.png|frame|center|Julianne with some shitty instagram filter]]




[[Gotis|Julianne]] is a 41 year old [[Tranny|Mexican]] from [[Hawaii]] that has devoted her entire life to [[Dying_Alone|adminning facebook groups]]. Despite being old enough to have watched the [[Lulz|Challenger space shuttle]] explode on TV when she was already in middle school, she spends her time doing the unthinkable, adminning Facebook groups dedicated to gaming, even though she has never played a single video game in her life. Instead of having a career or even being a respectable member of society, she has chosen instead to be [[lolcow|worthy of an article here]]. She is your typical entitled whore that when confronted by anyone that won't tolerate her bullshit, she becomes a [[victim]] by default after years and years of practice. She lives in a tiny apartment in [[Hawaii]] that her estranged husband, [[Nigger|John Irace]], still pays for just to be 100% sure of where she is at all times, due to the fear of her possibly going full stalk mode and living in the crawl space of his new home's attic. She has no real friends, but her online legion of lonely [[faggots]] suffices her for now until she has her next [[Rage_quit|meltdown]] and ends up on the news.  
[[Gotis|Julianne]] is a 41 year old [[pedophile]] from [[Hawaii]] that has devoted her entire life to [[Dying_Alone|adminning facebook groups]]. Despite being old enough to have watched the [[Lulz|Challenger space shuttle]] explode on TV when she was already in middle school, she spends her time doing the unthinkable, adminning Facebook groups dedicated to gaming, even though she has never played a single video game in her life. Instead of having a career or even being a respectable member of society, she has chosen instead to be [[lolcow|worthy of an article here]]. She is your typical entitled whore that when confronted by anyone that won't tolerate her bullshit, she becomes a [[victim]] by default after years and years of practice. She has no real friends, but her online legion of lonely [[faggots]] suffices her for now until she has her next [[Rage_quit|meltdown]] and ends up on the news.
 
Julianne is well known on the internet for her tendency towards pedophilia and has thrice been accused of providing pornographic materials of herself to underage children.




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== In The Beginning ==
== In The Beginning ==
 
[[File:JulianneBeforeShoop.jpg|thumb|right|Julianne before applying filters. Much older than she pretends to be.]]
[[File:RichieBeck.jpg|thumb|Left|Her typical follower.]]


[[Whore|Julianne]] was raised in whatever country [[Borat]] was filmed in and spent most of her childhood being [[raeped]] by her biological uncle ([[srsly|this really happened]]) before her soon-to-be husband dished out the potato and nickel it costs to [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online|buy her online]] and have her sent to [[America]] so he could fulfill his [[Reality|fantasy]] of fucking men but without "technically" being a faggot as far as his family was concerned.  
[[Whore|Julianne]] was raised in whatever country [[Borat]] was filmed in and spent most of her childhood being [[raeped]] by her biological uncle ([[srsly|this really happened]]) before her soon-to-be husband dished out the potato and nickel it costs to [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online|buy her online]] and have her sent to [[America]] so he could fulfill his [[Reality|fantasy]] of fucking men but without "technically" being a faggot as far as his family was concerned.  
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Tragedy struck as soon as she walked off the plane and he noticed her incredibly mannish jawline and less than discreet bulge of her massive [[cock]] peeking out through her third world clothing. He knew at that moment that he could never fool his family. He lived in denial and shame for years but still cleverly avoided fucking her by keeping his [[cock]] in other [[Whores|women]] at all times as to avoid getting her [[smegma]] on him.  
Tragedy struck as soon as she walked off the plane and he noticed her incredibly mannish jawline and less than discreet bulge of her massive [[cock]] peeking out through her third world clothing. He knew at that moment that he could never fool his family. He lived in denial and shame for years but still cleverly avoided fucking her by keeping his [[cock]] in other [[Whores|women]] at all times as to avoid getting her [[smegma]] on him.  


After years of this [[date_rape|cat and mouse]] game, her husband finally grew a pair bigger than [[Tranny|Julianne's]] and left to go work in [[Seattle]], with the [[lie|promise]] that he would send for her. That day never came as he moved another family in with him and cut communication with her off. This sent [[bitch|Julianne]] into a violent depression that only [[13-year-old_boy|12 year old boys]] could fill by telling her "[[Lies|N1c3 t1tz]]." So, she began building her empire.


She started with her [[life|Skyrim group]] on 11/11/11, the day the game was released to the [[Faggots|public]], and thus it was the only Skyrim group on [[failbook|facebook]] which led to its wild success due to there being no other options whatsoever. This gave her a huge fan base of [[13-year-old_boy|teenage boys]] and [[white knights]] which she then used to make several other [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|gaming groups]] and added all of the [[losers|same people]] from her Skyrim group to every other group she made, giving the illusion that she had a massive fan base.  In reality, it was the same people repeated over and over in every group she admins.
She started with her [[life|Skyrim group]] on 11/11/11, the day the game was released to the [[Faggots|public]], and thus it was the only Skyrim group on [[failbook|facebook]] which led to its wild success due to there being no other options whatsoever. This gave her a huge fan base of [[13-year-old_boy|teenage boys]] and [[white knights]] which she then used to make several other [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|gaming groups]] and added all of the [[losers|same people]] from her Skyrim group to every other group she made, giving the illusion that she had a massive fan base.  In reality, it was the same people repeated over and over in every group she admins.
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== Her Failbook Group Rules ==
== Her Failbook Group Rules ==
[[File:JulianneIraceMoneyShotGIF.gif|thumb|right|All visitors must sign the guest book.]]


This is a place to [[shit nobody cares about|talk about any games]] (ALL PLATFORMS FRIENDLY) and perhaps just about any other topic of your choice.
This is a place to [[shit nobody cares about|talk about any games]] (ALL PLATFORMS FRIENDLY) and perhaps just about any other topic of your choice.
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* Please if you have any problems with a fellow member, remember that you can block and/or report that person to admins and/or to Facebook.
* Please if you have any problems with a fellow member, remember that you can block and/or report that person to admins and/or to Facebook.
* Disclaimer: This group is NOT suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised (not for the [[pussy|weak]])
* Disclaimer: This group is NOT suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised (not for the [[pussy|weak]])


== Her Battle With Off-Topic and The Stalking of Jim Reichers ==
== Her Battle With Off-Topic and The Stalking of Jim Reichers ==
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[[File:Selfabsorbedwhore.jpg|thumb|right|This bitch actually thinks she is a celebrity.]]
[[File:Selfabsorbedwhore.jpg|thumb|right|This bitch actually thinks she is a celebrity.]]


[[his|Her]] first "[[troll]]" group was a group called [[shit no one cares about|Off-Topic]], where [[neckbeards|people]] could come together and post [[edgy]] [[offended|gore porn]] and other [[furfaggotry]]. It was here that she started her career in being a super [[1337]] troll, and also this was before her [[lies|sex change operation]] that didn't take. This is when she started truly getting her god complex and the [[faggots|people]] in the group were not amused, so they booted her from her own group due to her aggressively [[stalking]] one of their members, [[victim|Jim Reichers]]. You see, Jim made the huge error of actually getting into an [[forever alone|online relationship]] with Julianne which quickly led to her [[Doxing]] him and displaying it in all of her groups. When the members of her group did not like how she was handling her new [[fail|love life]](While married), she sent legion after legion of her [[niggers|fail army]] to publicly attack him online. Jim was left with no other option, he had to [[lulz|quit all facebook groups]] and fly under the radar to avoid her, which luckily for him, she found a new [[cock|target]](See below). After her group was stolen by [[gotis|Kimberley Warwicker]], it led to her starting her "Gamer's retreat" group in August, a group that was dedicated to destroying Off-Topic. Many days were spent with her and her minions creating fake accounts for the sole purpose of reporting everyone in the group and all content shared, eventually Off-Topic had to only let in accounts older than a year old. Since Julianne could no longer harass them, she conjured up a fake story where she had gotten [[pregnant]] and had a [[lies|miscarriage]](At that age, LOL) to not only garner sympathy, but to make Jim "Jealous." It didn't work.
[[tranny|Her]] first "[[troll]]" group was called [[shit no one cares about|Off-Topic]], where [[neckbeards|people]] could come together and post [[edgy]] [[offended|gore porn]] and other [[furfaggotry]]. It was here that she started her career in being a super [[1337]] troll, before her [[lies|sex change operation]] that didn't take.  


Around this time, Julianne truly started getting her god complex. [[faggots|Members]] in the group were not amused, and they swiftly booted her from her own group due to her aggressive [[stalking]] of one of their members, [[victim|Jim Reichers]]. Jim made the huge error of actually getting into an [[forever alone|online relationship]] with Julianne which quickly led to her [[dox|doxing]] him and displaying it for all the internet to see. When the members of her group disagreed with how she was handling her new [[fail|love life]] (while still married), she sent legion after legion of her [[niggers|fail army]] to publicly attack him online. Jim was left with no other option but to [[lulz|quit all facebook groups]] and fly under the radar to avoid her, which, luckily for him, worked as she found a new [[cock|target]] (See below).


After her group was stolen by [[gotis|Kimberley Warwicker]], it led to her starting her "Gamer's retreat" group in August, a group that was dedicated to destroying Off-Topic. Many days were spent with her and her minions creating fake accounts for the sole purpose of reporting everyone in the group and all content shared, eventually Off-Topic had to only let in accounts older than a year old. Since Julianne could no longer harass them, she conjured up a fake story where she had gotten [[pregnant]] and had a [[lies|miscarriage]] (lol menopause) to not only garner sympathy, but to make Jim "jealous." [[obvious|It didn't work]].


== A [[faggot|Hero]] Emerges ==
== A [[faggot|Hero]] Emerges ==


[[File:WTFJulianne.jpg|thumb|right|Julianne before her surgery.]]
[[File:WTFJulianne.jpg|thumb|right|Julianne before her surgery.]]
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[[Last Thursday]], [[mexican|Julianne]] joined ED's Facebook group and began posting [[attention whoring]] threads like "OMG I realized you guys are a real website and i lovvvee the drama!!! Love you assholes <3" and was met with the usual "[[TITS OR GTFO]] U SLUG." So Julianne in her typical attention whoring fashion liked every single derogatory comment left by anyone having or perceived to have a penis. Once people realized her [[jew|scheme]], which quickly became apparent, ED goers began shredding her apart in spectacular fashion before she [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|hurriedly erased the entire thread]] (her go-to strategy in her groups to save herself embarrassment, used often).
[[Last Thursday]], [[mexican|Julianne]] joined ED's Facebook group and began posting [[attention whoring]] threads like "OMG I realized you guys are a real website and i lovvvee the drama!!! Love you assholes <3" and was met with the usual "[[TITS OR GTFO]] U SLUG." So Julianne in her typical attention whoring fashion liked every single derogatory comment left by anyone having or perceived to have a penis. Once people realized her [[jew|scheme]], which quickly became apparent, ED goers began shredding her apart in spectacular fashion before she [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|hurriedly erased the entire thread]] (her go-to strategy in her groups to save herself embarrassment, used often).


She then posted a few more, rinsed and repeated before the ED admins were notified by 100% of the group that this annoying twat needed to be removed and was only there to recruit people to her [[1337|super 1337 troll groups]]. Julianne was removed and a few days later returned and begged an admin that didn't witness her [[faggotry]] to let her back in the group. Against their better judgement they allowed her back in and she summoned her mighty [[Basement_dwellers|faggot army]] that began [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trolls_Trolling_Trolls#Trolling_4chan_-_Pissing_in_an_ocean_of_piss posting shitty gore pics in an attempt] to [[offended|offend]]. They were promptly removed again for being summer fags and all was quiet in ED.
She then posted a few more, rinsed and repeated before the ED admins were notified by 100% of the group that this annoying twat needed to be removed and was only there to recruit people to her [[1337|super 1337 troll groups]]. Julianne was removed and a few days later returned and begged an admin that didn't witness her [[faggotry]] to let her back in the group. Against their better judgement they allowed her back in and she summoned her mighty [[Basement_dwellers|faggot army]] that began [[Trolls_Trolling_Trolls#Trolling_4chan_-_Pissing_in_an_ocean_of_piss|posting shitty gore pics in an attempt]] to [[offended|offend]]. They were promptly removed again for being summer fags and all was quiet in ED.


Meanwhile, a storm was brewing in her groups and on her wall as she felt a very familiar [[butthurt]] feeling stirring inside her. She began reporting the ED group and admins with her team of sheep and [[white_knight|white knight peasantry]]. The reports were as usual ignored by [[pedophiles|facebook mods]] as they are always going through [[12_year_old_girls|12 year old girl]]'s nudes in their PMs with their buddies over a 6-pack. The [[fail|great heist]] of 2015 for Julianne ended in a whimper, but like the stalking case, is ongoing.
Meanwhile, a storm was brewing in her groups and on her wall as she felt a very familiar [[butthurt]] feeling stirring inside her. She began reporting the ED group and admins with her team of sheep and [[white_knight|white knight peasantry]]. The reports were as usual ignored by [[pedophiles|facebook mods]] as they are always going through [[12_year_old_girls|12 year old girl]]'s nudes in their PMs with their buddies over a 6-pack. The [[fail|great heist]] of 2015 for Julianne ended in a whimper, but like the stalking case, is ongoing.
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She is trying to get Kyle arrested for writing words on the internet and hypocritically has plans to write her own about him. She thinks writing an article equals stalking and plans to have him arrested for that, as well.
She is trying to get Kyle arrested for writing words on the internet and hypocritically has plans to write her own about him. She thinks writing an article equals stalking and plans to have him arrested for that, as well.
== The Hatchet Has Been Buried ==
Despite the relatively boring maelstrom that once raged between [[Slut|Julianne]] and [[Kyle Perkins|Kyle]], it appears the two have reconciled, as illustrated by Kyle's current admin status on one of Julianne's [[Unwarrented Self Importance|cretinous little Facebook pages]]. It can be quite safely assumed that any threats made by Julianne to get Kyle [[v&]] were nothing but [[Borderline Personality Disorder|lamentable cries for attention]] made by a [[fail|sad, lonely old woman fully aware that any beauty she may have once had now lies as ashes around her feet]]. It is unknown as to whether or not Irace and Perkins are currently romantically linked--nor is it really cared for, but it is quite conceivable that she would revert back to a previous relationship considering her status as a burnt-out [[Attention Whore|attention seeking]] parody of a woman with an almost pathological desire to express matriarchal tendencies through the medium of a video-games based [[Failbook|Facebook]] group (i.e. she is probably barren).


== [[Lie|She Speaks Seven Languages]] ==
== [[Lie|She Speaks Seven Languages]] ==
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== Her Hobbies ==
== Her Hobbies ==
[[File:JulianneIRaceAbortion.png|thumb|right|[[OM NOM NOM]] Julianne claims to have miscarried, but we all know the [[cannibal|truth]].]]


[[File:OldcuntDebMeeker.jpg|thumb|Left|Her biggest fan, Deb Meeker. She keeps a streamline of oxygen to her face in case a wild cock appears that she needs to suck.]]
* Being On Facebook.
* Being On Facebook.
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== How To Troll Julianne ==
== How To Troll Julianne ==
[[File:JulianneBeforeShoop.jpg|thumb|right|Julianne before applying filters. Much older than she pretends to be.]]


* Ask her how her uncle tastes.
* Ask her how her uncle tastes.
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* {{fb|JulianneAngels1|New personal account}}
* {{fb|JulianneAngels1|New personal account}}
* {{fb|JulieIrace|New new personal account}}


* {{gplus|+JulianneIraceOfficial|Her Google Plus}}
* {{gplus|+JulianneIraceOfficial|Her Google Plus}}
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*[http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=0LjSFaPUL-ruMTaCW-o8sw Yelp account]
*[http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=0LjSFaPUL-ruMTaCW-o8sw Yelp account]
*[http://en.gravatar.com/julianneirace Gravatar] - '''lol who the fuck uses a Gravatar?'''
*[http://s131.photobucket.com/user/julieirace/library/?sort=3&page=1 Photobucket]
*[https://soundcloud.com/julianneirace Soundcloud] - '''unfortunately she realized nobody would listen to her shit music so it's empty'''




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