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[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack- | [[File:Dog greetings.gif|thumb|right|300px|The calmest dog you'll see.]] | ||
'''Dogs''' are | [[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]] | ||
'''Dogs''' are a [[incest|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace. | |||
Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend". | |||
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==Working With Dogs== | ==Working With Dogs== |