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[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack- | [[File:Dog greetings.gif|thumb|right|300px|The calmest dog you'll see.]] | ||
'''Dogs''' are | [[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]] | ||
'''Dogs''' are a [[incest|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace. | |||
Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend". | |||
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==Working With Dogs== | ==Working With Dogs== | ||
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*'''Rin Tin Tin''': Lassie, but with a [[dick]]. | *'''Rin Tin Tin''': Lassie, but with a [[dick]]. | ||
*'''Greyfriar's Bobby''': Some little [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcX4I_t2Ss0 faggot] dog from Scotland that went all [[emo]] when his owner drank himself to death. | *'''Greyfriar's Bobby''': Some little [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcX4I_t2Ss0 faggot] dog from Scotland that went all [[emo]] when his owner drank himself to death. | ||
*'''Toto''': Dorothy's companion in ''The Wizard of Oz'' that some [[Theresa_May|Wicked Witch]] wanted to rightfully and legally put down because he bit her. Best know for the first big pre-internet meme of, '''"Toto. I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."''' Also a band from the 70s and [[1980s]] that gave Patric Swayze his start in their Roseanna video and did the [[Dune]] soundtrack. | *'''Toto''': Dorothy's companion in ''The Wizard of Oz'' that some [[Theresa_May|Wicked Witch]] wanted to rightfully and legally put down because he bit her. Best know for the first big pre-internet meme of, '''"Toto. I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."''' Also a band from the 70s and [[1980s]] that gave Patric Swayze his start in their Roseanna video and did the [[Dune]] soundtrack. | ||
*'''Ren''': Psychotic [[rat]]-dog | *'''Ren''': Psychotic [[rat]]-dog | ||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
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|<youtube>3Xdo0MVZcSo</youtube> | |||
|<youtube>66UIlP9PdIc</youtube> | |<youtube>66UIlP9PdIc</youtube> | ||
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*[[Buy A Dog]] | *[[Buy A Dog]] | ||
*[[ | *[[California Pet Laws 1/1/19]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Camhead|CamHead - KEEP YOUR DOGS AWAY FROM THIS PEDOPHILE]] | ||
*[[Chihuahuas]] | *[[Chihuahuas]] | ||
*[[Isle Of Dogs]] | *[[Isle Of Dogs]] | ||
*[[On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog]] | *[[On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog]] | ||
*[[Adult Swim|Mr. Pickles]] | |||
*[[Broccoli Dog]] | *[[Broccoli Dog]] | ||
*[[Cupcake Dog]] | *[[Cupcake Dog]] | ||
*[[Pirate Dog]] | *[[Pirate Dog]] | ||
*[[Phillip Savelli]] | |||
*[[Doge]] | *[[Doge]] | ||
*[[LOLDoge]] | *[[LOLDoge]] | ||
*[[Dogecoin]] | *[[Dogecoin]] | ||
*[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]] | |||
*[[Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog]] | *[[Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog]] | ||