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{{achtung|THE FUCKER GOT RELEASED FROM PRISON AND IS NOW ON HOUSE ARREST}} | |||
{{spoiler|ANDREW TATE GOT ARRESTED IN ROMANIA FOR SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF WOMEN}} | |||
{{ib|[[File:Andrew Tate looks Gay.jpg|270px]]<br>The Saviour of Masculinity.}} | {{ib|[[File:Andrew Tate looks Gay.jpg|270px]]<br>The Saviour of Masculinity.}} | ||
{{ibhead|<big>'''Andrew Tate'''</big>}} | {{ibhead|<big>'''Andrew Tate'''</big>}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 14th 1986}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 14th 1986}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Bestiality|British-American]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Bestiality|British-American]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|Orthodox [[Christianity]] (formerly)<br>{{Atheist}}Atheism (formerly)<br>{{Muslim}}Islam (since 2022)}} | |||
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'''Emory Andrew Tate III''' is | '''Emory Andrew Tate III'''{{Muslim}} is a {{age|1986|12|14}}-year-old [[British|inbred]]-[[Amerimutt]] [[bald|balding]] caveman, who used children obsessed with TikTok to help boost his public profile. coming as a "based", [[Misogyny|woman-hating]] life coach, Tate managed to grow a large audience of like-minded lobotomites, and indoctrinate little boys into his cult of ideas. He's a snake oil salesman, his ultimate goal is to sell his subscription service that contains a wealth of useless recourses on how to be the most unattractive man on the planet. It doubles as a pyramid scheme that tells subscribers to recommend others to the program for some cash. | ||
Before he had his eyes on the internet, Tate had been a TV personality, starting out as an amateur-kickboxer before moving to trashy reality shows. After videos of him beating his girlfriend within an inch of her life ruined any chance of him becoming a mainstream celebrity, he's since been touring the world, moved to Romania, and now tries to avoid a variety of laws, arrests and foreign law enforcement who have a few questions for him regarding human trafficking. | Before he had his eyes on the internet, Tate had been a TV personality, starting out as an amateur-kickboxer before moving to trashy reality shows. After videos of him beating his girlfriend within an inch of her life ruined any chance of him becoming a mainstream celebrity, he's since been touring the world, moved to Romania, and now tries to avoid a variety of laws, arrests and foreign law enforcement who have a few questions for him regarding human trafficking. | ||
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While Tate's pyramid scheme was left untouched, his main advertising had been wiped out in just one day. He had been trending for two weeks before this ban, his name is already known, but his relevance will slowly die if he can't be seen by his possible [[Mega ultra super genius|future customers]]. [[Tucker Carlson]] hosted Tate on his show, a few days about the ban, and when asked why he thought he got in trouble, Andres simply blamed his teaching of [[Bullshit|''“traditional masculine values”'']] as scaring the corporations into banning him, and that he [[Lies|"had large swaths of the population" agreeing with him]]. | While Tate's pyramid scheme was left untouched, his main advertising had been wiped out in just one day. He had been trending for two weeks before this ban, his name is already known, but his relevance will slowly die if he can't be seen by his possible [[Mega ultra super genius|future customers]]. [[Tucker Carlson]] hosted Tate on his show, a few days about the ban, and when asked why he thought he got in trouble, Andres simply blamed his teaching of [[Bullshit|''“traditional masculine values”'']] as scaring the corporations into banning him, and that he [[Lies|"had large swaths of the population" agreeing with him]]. | ||
== | == The Matrix == | ||
In April 2022, Tate had his house raided by the Romanian police, after they suspected he was human trafficking. The police said they found no victims and no one was hurt, and | [[File:AndrewTateMatrixQuote.png|thumb|right|There is no spoon. There is no soap in jail either.]] | ||
In April 2022, Tate had his house raided by the Romanian police, after they suspected he was human trafficking. The police said they found no victims and no one was hurt, and Tate stated “No girls were found in my house, and nobody was arrested.”. After this experience, Tate started to talk about the [[Matrix]], how it's agents are coming for him. This shockingly-bad analogy for the elites was just fantasy for Tate, he'd already been kicked off social media and then allowed back when everyone realised he was all talk. | |||
== [[partyvan|PARTYVANNED LMAO!!1!]] == | |||
[[File:Tate vanned.png|300px|center]] | |||
[[File:AndrewTateCrucifixion.jpg|thumb|right|Tate's fanbase think they're martyring a political prisoner, not idolising a loser in jail.]] | |||
On The 30th of December 2022, [[tits|Tate]] was taken into custody by the Romanian police after the aforementioned investigation of his business of luring fresh european girls into his rape dungeon where they'd be locked up and forced to run his [[onlyfans|camwhore business]]. The authorities were huddled up in the [[partyvan]] waiting for Tate and his brother to set foot on [[Romania|Gypsystan]] and when they got the news that he is they pounced on the Maltesers-head and dragged his ass out. This could be the final nail in the coffin of the Farthuffer's University. Looks like the investigations into our Top [[Gypsy]] hustler's shady business paid off, now that the G is in Jail the only cigars he'd be sucking on are what his melanated cellmates keep between their legs. | |||
After his arrest, 7 properties connected to him were raided, and 7 victims were found. Along with the victims were texts from Tate where he said comically-evil lines such as "I loved raping you", and they say chivalry is dead. Now he'll likely await court, charged with human trafficking and sexual assault. The authorities said that by buying and selling women, Tate violated Romanian law and tradition, which is to just steal them. | |||
Having semi-planned for this eventuality, Tate had his network of [[yes]]-men robots take over his social medias to keep up appearances, and so so many future hustlers became very confused as Tate was tweeting from prison, giving his thoughts on the drama of the day and reporting on rumours inside the jailhouse. However, it quickly became apparent to all this was just [[LARP|larping]] and like everything Tate himself says, was a bunch of [[bullshit]]. His team kept repeating his talking points and "lessons" ad nauseam, giving away the fact that they were running the operation, and have no thoughts of their own. | |||
{{rainbow|<small>'''COOL HAIR BRO'''</small>}} | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[TikTok]] - How he advertised himself. | * [[TikTok]] - How he advertised himself. | ||
*[[Podcasting]] - How he communicates with his sheep. | * [[Podcasting]] - How he communicates with his sheep. | ||
* [[Logan Paul]] - Fellow internet scammer with a little crush on Andrew. | |||
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