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{{quote|I have gone completely autistic, I can't do this|Jim before every video}} | {{Achtung|HOLY SHIT HE GOT CANCER!!111}} | ||
{{quote|I have gone completely autistic, I can't do this|Jim before every video.}} | |||
[[File:MisterMetokurProfile.jpg|thumbnail|The [[Team Fortress 2|icon]] of the Internet's biggest shitlord]] | [[File:MisterMetokurProfile.jpg|thumbnail|The [[Team Fortress 2|icon]] of the Internet's biggest shitlord]] | ||
[[Autism]]. Autism never changes. The Internet brings out the gayest faggots within society under the guise of anonymity, allowing them to spread their legs and tout their retarded cocks. And yet every now and again, there's one faggot who comes out and highlights the autism of the internet, bringing lulz and drama wherever they breathe. Mister Metokur, is one such faggot. | [[Autism]]. Autism never changes. The Internet brings out the gayest faggots within society under the guise of anonymity, allowing them to spread their legs and tout their retarded cocks. And yet every now and again, there's one faggot who comes out and highlights the autism of the internet, bringing lulz and drama wherever they breathe. Mister Metokur, is one such faggot. | ||
Known online as '''Mister Metokur''', Jim81Jim, the Internet Aristocrat, or just Jim, is a {{archive|djLPP|midget}} of many aliases who needs no introduction. We can try however if you're that retarded. There are many ways to describe Jim. To some he's a Jerry Springer of the internet age; to others, a former | Known online as '''Mister Metokur''', Jim81Jim, the Internet Aristocrat, or just Jim (b. 1981), is a [[Minnesota]] born and raised {{archive|djLPP|midget}} of many aliases who needs no introduction. We can try however if you're that retarded. There are many ways to describe Jim. To some he's a Jerry Springer of the internet age; to others, a former [[Gamergate|Gamergater]] with a passion for clowns and furries. But most importantly, he's a [[oldfag|40 year old]] who talks about [[Serious Business|internet drama]] for a living. Keep your panties on, ladies; [[yellow fever|he's taken]]. And you're probably too old for him anyway. Seriously, if she's 20 years old as another faggot claimed, and she's the same Jade he's been talking about since at least 2015, it could've been fucking illegal depending of the state. Well, that makes a case for why he would make so many accounts. And here our story begins. He is known offline as [[powerword|James O'Shaughnessy]]. For the few fags who don't know who he is he's basically an [[unfunny]] oldfag [[pol/|/pol/ack]]/[[METOKUR]] fanboy who has a fetish for Asian bimbos and making spergs shit themselves when he's not busy deleting drunk livestreams out of embarrassment. | ||
As of December 2022, Jimbo has officially gone into retirement (for a third or fourth time) to live out the remainder of his days watching [[anime]] in a a Medicaid sponsored Hospice due to Stage Four [[GRIDS]]. | |||
== Act I: Jim81Jim == | == Act I: Jim81Jim == | ||
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==== The Hugbox Chronicles ==== | ==== The Hugbox Chronicles ==== | ||
After the first few episodes of Tumblrisms, Jim started making a name for himself, causing outrage with many Tumblr users. So in order to keep the outrage going, he started | After the first few episodes of Tumblrisms, Jim started making a name for himself, causing outrage with many Tumblr users. So in order to keep the outrage going, he started cataloguing hissyfits in ''The Hugbox Chronicles.'' | ||
{{Videoframe|The Hugbox Chronicles|{{roundy|1em}}background-color:white;border:.5em blue;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center;|font-weight:bold; | {{Videoframe|The Hugbox Chronicles|{{roundy|1em}}background-color:white;border:.5em blue;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center;|font-weight:bold; | ||
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;My Little Molestation | ;My Little Molestation | ||
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;[[Independence Day Invasion|It call comes Tumbling Down]] | ;[[Independence Day Invasion|It call comes Tumbling Down]] | ||
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As Jim continued with his hunt for lulz, he couldn't help but smell a yeasty vagina in the distance stemming from [[Kotaku]]. He started catching the whiff of the backstabbing whore [[Zoe Quinn]] as she begins to fuck with Jim's guilty pleasure, [[video games]]. Angry at the multicolored feminist bimbo queefing on his sweet sweet vidya, he demanded satisfaction and begun a series of lulzy videos he used to destroy the reputation of Quinn, and all the [[San Francisco]] fags that took a whiff of that queef. | As Jim continued with his hunt for lulz, he couldn't help but smell a yeasty vagina in the distance stemming from [[Kotaku]]. He started catching the whiff of the backstabbing whore [[Zoe Quinn]] as she begins to fuck with Jim's guilty pleasure, [[video games]]. Angry at the multicolored feminist bimbo queefing on his sweet sweet vidya, he demanded satisfaction and begun a series of lulzy videos he used to destroy the reputation of Quinn, and all the [[San Francisco]] fags that took a whiff of that queef. | ||
{{center|<youtube>VKKzFeMBJiQ</youtube>}} | |||
What Jim failed to realize, is in his quest for revenge, he ended up creating a movement; a movement that would change autism forever. His inner /pol/ack made him feel heroic, that he was leading the charge against a corrupt society gone mad, and had to keep going with it. | What Jim failed to realize, is in his quest for revenge, he ended up creating a movement; a movement that would change autism forever. His inner /pol/ack made him feel heroic, that he was leading the charge against a corrupt society gone mad, and had to keep going with it. | ||
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== Act III: Mister Metokur == | == Act III: Mister Metokur == | ||
Six months passed since Jim disavowed the movement he created, and while he was living the peaceful life, he started getting the itch again. His love for lulz was too great, and he began to go into withdrawal. He hungered for spergs, hungered for Tumblr dykes, and wanted that sweet sweet drama back. So, like [[Chris-Chan]] rising up after his sex change, Jim returned to the world as Mister Metokur. | Six months passed since Jim disavowed the movement he created, and while he was living the peaceful life, he started getting the itch again. His love for lulz was too great, and he began to go into withdrawal. He hungered for spergs, hungered for Tumblr dykes, and wanted that sweet sweet drama back. So, like [[Chris-Chan]] rising up after his sex change, Jim returned to the world as Mister Metokur. | ||
Notable subjects of his videos include: | |||
*[[Nick Bate|Nick "Pedopoop" Bate]] - got [[v&]] for reasons you could probably guess | |||
*[[Jonathan Ross]] - tried to [[Amanda Todd|commit unalive]] by drinking febreeze after getting outed as a [[pedo]] | |||
*[[Randy Stair]] - AKA Tranny Phantom. Shot up the grocery store he worked at before going to the afterlife to obtain some sweet, sweet ghostussy | |||
=== Shows === | === Shows === | ||
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|<youtube>QZf1bQzVcIg</youtube> | |||
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;Hallowed Halls | ;Hallowed Halls | ||
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;Internet Insanity | ;Internet Insanity | ||
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;The /x/ Files | ;The /x/ Files | ||
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==== | ==== Deviants ==== | ||
Since all three of his shows didn't kick off, Jim needed to find a new source of lulz to exploit. He couldn't go back to Tumblr, and he didn't have the motivation to do Reddit, so where does any massive failure go from here? [[Deviantart]], of course. Just from the news that he was going to do a show on Deviantart fetishes every autist on the interwebs immediately shat their diapers (Figuratively and literally) and immediately went on [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Protocol Zero]]. | Since all three of his shows didn't kick off, Jim needed to find a new source of lulz to exploit. He couldn't go back to Tumblr, and he didn't have the motivation to do Reddit, so where does any massive failure go from here? [[Deviantart]], of course. Just from the news that he was going to do a show on Deviantart fetishes every autist on the interwebs immediately shat their diapers (Figuratively and literally) and immediately went on [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Protocol Zero]]. | ||
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;[[Inflation|Pump Me Up Baby]] | ;[[Inflation|Pump Me Up Baby]] | ||
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;[[Vore|Get in My Belly]] | ;[[Vore|Get in My Belly]] | ||
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;That's One Hairy Baby | ;That's One Hairy Baby | ||
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''Deviant's'' was a second coming for Jim. He was enjoying making the series and it brought with it an endless supply of asshurt and tears from sick fucks. However, the third episode on [[Furry]] diaper lovers (we're just gonna pause here so you have a minute to let that sink in. Furry diaper lovers; Yes, we have now hit rock bottom - ) several diaperfags immediately broke into a blood boiling rage that they were being exposed for the sick fucks they are. In retaliation, they immediately attacked Jim in a mass false flagging campaign, erasing his video from existence, (Until Youtube realized the reports were false and [[Lol|brought the video back the next day]].) After his video was restored, the zombie husk of the Youtube Commentary community rose from the ground to have one last go on Jim, but Jim being the shitlord he is immediately kicked them back into the dirt where they belong. One of the autist commentators who tried to take Jim down in his weakened state was the brony cuck himself: [[Antony Aguilar|ForNoGoodReason]]. | ''Deviant's'' was a second coming for Jim. He was enjoying making the series and it brought with it an endless supply of asshurt and tears from sick fucks. However, the third episode on [[Furry]] diaper lovers (we're just gonna pause here so you have a minute to let that sink in. Furry diaper lovers; Yes, we have now hit rock bottom - ) several diaperfags immediately broke into a blood boiling rage that they were being exposed for the sick fucks they are. In retaliation, they immediately attacked Jim in a mass false flagging campaign, erasing his video from existence, (Until Youtube realized the reports were false and [[Lol|brought the video back the next day]].) After his video was restored, the zombie husk of the Youtube Commentary community rose from the ground to have one last go on Jim, but Jim being the shitlord he is immediately kicked them back into the dirt where they belong. One of the autist commentators who tried to take Jim down in his weakened state was the brony cuck himself: [[Antony Aguilar|ForNoGoodReason]]. | ||
<center><youtube> | <center><youtube>rh5qByVWfUw</youtube></center> | ||
=====Brightsidebob===== | =====Brightsidebob===== | ||
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===It's Over=== | ===It's Over=== | ||
The inevitable happens, James Patrick O'Shaughnessy | [[File:Proof of jim's dox.png|thumb|The original doxing. Dates back to April 2015.]] | ||
The inevitable happens. After over 3 years, someone (most likely Kraut/Sargon/Tonkasaw) finally "discovered" the dox that have been on this article and "doxed" James Patrick O'Shaughnessy by paying some guy to pay some guy on kiwi farms to [https://web.archive.org/web/20190429072451/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Mister_Metokur&oldid=1060481 re-discover shit] {{archive|oNwJW}} we already knew, that [[Zaiger]] hard deleted because he needed Jim's fan's views for crack money. They then passed the blame on to an autistic Obi-Wan LARPer as they flaunted the dox they could have just asked us for. James takes his fall with grace, craking his usual jokes and banter, but his fanboys who worship Jim like a God go deep within the goaste of denial. Meanwhile, Josh from Kiwi Farms has a mental breakdown over people criticizing him and Jim's laughter (which he took as a personal attack on the integrity of his retarded web forum) and banned the person who posted the dox using an excuse that anyone on his site could be accused of doing. Dramacrats are encouraged to screencap their rage and denial. | |||
== Act 4: | Just when Jim was getting boring and running out of ideas, he gets doxed. Was it planned? No. Potato Niggers, while capable of shot term-trickery are incapable of long term planning. | ||
Everything that happened to Filthy Frank | {{clear}} | ||
== Act 4: [[Cancer]] [[AIDS]] and its Consequences== | |||
[[File:metokursick.jpeg|thumb|right|I'm sick guise, plz send superchatz!!!1]] | |||
Everything that happened to [[Filthy Frank]] happened to Jim: autistic fans invade his personal space, furries threw feces at his lawn, and unordered pizza boxes and porn catalogues piled up on his porch. Despite these setbacks, life went on pretty much the same for Mr. Metokur and his Asian concubine. He gave up on editing videos sometime in [[2017]] after [[Jewtube]] kept [[cuck|cucking]] him by deleting anything he put any effort into. | |||
Jim eventually discovered the art of hosting livestreams that went on for way too long every month in which he laughed at autists like [[Mundane Matt|Matt Jarbo]] and stole material from [[ED]] and [[Kiwi Farms]], and [[e-begging]] for superchats. This went on until December 31, [[2022]] when he put on his alleged final livestream due to the [[anal sex|contraction of a rare and untreatable Cancer/Aids hybrid]]. Rumor has it that his diagnosis of cancer aids is [[Seems Legit|fake and gay]], since it's apparently not delibitating enough to keep him away from shitposting on Twitter. Some say he just wants to put some distance between himself and his extremely autistic [[Fandom|Sweetie Squad]] fanbase by retiring the Metokur moniker and starting anew. | |||
==Usernames== | ==Usernames== | ||
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*8844alexander | *8844alexander | ||
*JustJim | *JustJim | ||
*MisterMetokur - '''His current channel'''<s>'''LOL [[B&]]'''</s> BACK!!1 | *MisterMetokur - '''His current channel.'''<s>'''LOL [[B&]]'''</s> BACK!!1 | ||
*XenoJim | *XenoJim | ||
*Jim81JimReturns | *Jim81JimReturns | ||
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*NintendosAdvocate2 | *NintendosAdvocate2 | ||
*BullshitForums | *BullshitForums | ||
*BrightSideBob - '''His current secondary channel, with all the unfunny livestreams nobody wants to see''' | *BrightSideBob - '''His current secondary channel, with all the unfunny livestreams nobody wants to see.''' | ||
*Dr. Murdoch | *Dr. Murdoch | ||
*Billy The Anti-Bully | *Billy The Anti-Bully | ||
*Hal - '''His ACTUAL secondary channel with all the unfunny livestreams. | *Hal - '''His ACTUAL secondary channel with all the unfunny livestreams. He renamed BrightSideBob to this.''' | ||
*MisterAntiBully | *MisterAntiBully | ||
He still has a large amount of not-yet discovered accounts on Youtube and different websites. He's mostly unknown because even he realizes how cringe-worthy they are and will not mention them. | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
{{cg|Fanart| | {{cg|Fanart|BlankTemplates|center| | ||
<gallery>File:MisterMetokurVoreFanart.png|Jim showing what happens to vore fetishists. | <gallery>File:MisterMetokurVoreFanart.png|Jim showing what happens to vore fetishists. | ||
File:MisterMetokurFurry.jpg|In order to avoid Jim's sightline, many furfags offer tributes to the shitlord. | File:MisterMetokurFurry.jpg|In order to avoid Jim's sightline, many furfags offer tributes to the shitlord. | ||
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*[[Professor Kuhtoons]] - The younger, edgier, nigger version of Jim | *[[Professor Kuhtoons]] - The younger, edgier, nigger version of Jim | ||
*[[Rogue, Internet Man]] - Unfunny, thin-skinned retard who idolizes Daddy Jim | |||
*[[Shoe0nHead]] - Fangirls about Jim everyday, wishing that she had his flabby dick | *[[Shoe0nHead]] - Fangirls about Jim everyday, wishing that she had his flabby dick | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* | * {{skype|IAmNotTheNSA}} Jim's Skype | ||
* [https:// | * {{kf|jim-james-patrick-oshaughnessy-mister-metokur-jim81jim-internet-aristocrat.24191|Jim's Kiwifarms thread}} | ||
* {{yt|cu|MisterMetokur|Jim's Youtube Channel}} | |||
**[https://odysee.com/@morningswithmetokur:0 Jim's Odysee Channel] - Also serves as his stream archive. | |||
* <s>{{twitter|MisterMetokur}}</s> | * <s>{{twitter|MisterMetokur}}</s> | ||
* <s>{{twitter|WeWuzMetokur}}</s> | * <s>{{twitter|WeWuzMetokur}}</s> | ||
* {{twitter|MisterAntiBully}} - Definitely NOT Jim's alternate Twitter, if it was it would be suspended for ban evasion | * <s>{{twitter|MisterAntiBully}}</s> - Definitely NOT Jim's alternate Twitter, if it was it would be suspended for ban evasion | ||
* {{dauser|mistermetokur}} | * {{dauser|mistermetokur}} | ||
* <s>[http://good-blessings-4.org/news/23676100312190/James-Oshaughnessy-Forest%20Lake-Minnesota.html Article written about how he's somehow the luckiest man alive for owning an air conditioner]</s> {{archive|kMkqa|(archive)}} | * <s>[http://good-blessings-4.org/news/23676100312190/James-Oshaughnessy-Forest%20Lake-Minnesota.html Article written about how he's somehow the luckiest man alive for owning an air conditioner]</s> {{archive|kMkqa|(archive)}} | ||
* [https://sirjimbo.newgrounds.com Jim's Newgrounds account] | |||
* {{ytlink|xVSZk-qu9AQ|SWATTED!!1}} | |||
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{{:Zoe Quinn/nav}} | {{:Zoe Quinn/nav}} | ||
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