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Another remarkable thing about Phelps is that, unlike your run-of-the-mill [[homophobe]], he hates and campaigns against, [[lesbians]] as much as he does against [[fags|gay men]]. No Penthouse Forum for THIS bad boy. Perhaps it is because he has managed to learn that lesbians are purported to perform superior [[cunnilingus]], and, through his general obsession with all things [[queer]], this has made him exceptionally fearful that they will convert America's daughters to a life of [[scissoring|wanton pleasures of the flesh]], OH NOES[[Oneoneone|!!!11]] Phelps has also targeted things like [http://www.indyposted.com/136777/unbelievable-westboro-baptist-church-protests/ Swedish vacuum cleaners] for indirectly infringing on his [[WTF|beliefs]]. | Another remarkable thing about Phelps is that, unlike your run-of-the-mill [[homophobe]], he hates and campaigns against, [[lesbians]] as much as he does against [[fags|gay men]]. No Penthouse Forum for THIS bad boy. Perhaps it is because he has managed to learn that lesbians are purported to perform superior [[cunnilingus]], and, through his general obsession with all things [[queer]], this has made him exceptionally fearful that they will convert America's daughters to a life of [[scissoring|wanton pleasures of the flesh]], OH NOES[[Oneoneone|!!!11]] Phelps has also targeted things like [http://www.indyposted.com/136777/unbelievable-westboro-baptist-church-protests/ Swedish vacuum cleaners] for indirectly infringing on his [[WTF|beliefs]]. | ||
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HOLY SHIT! THE WBC HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL! They don't call themselves by the WBC, but they seem to pretty much believe the exact same things. So, it's only fair to assume that they are one and the same. Currently it's suspended, but, if it comes back (which we hope it will, for the lulz), it's MitridatesVIEvpator. | HOLY SHIT! THE WBC HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL! They don't call themselves by the WBC, but they seem to pretty much believe the exact same things. So, it's only fair to assume that they are one and the same. Currently it's suspended, but, if it comes back (which we hope it will, for the lulz), it's MitridatesVIEvpator. | ||
[[Image:Shirley_phelps_jewtube.jpg|thumb|{{ | [[Image:Shirley_phelps_jewtube.jpg|thumb|{{yt|u|communityyou|Note the purple background}}.]] | ||
UPDATE: It appears that WBC has returned to the land of Tubes relating to You, showing us all how not gay they are with their choice of background color (because they couldn't figure out how to make rainbows in MSPaint). They are under the guise of {{ | UPDATE: It appears that WBC has returned to the land of Tubes relating to You, showing us all how not gay they are with their choice of background color (because they couldn't figure out how to make rainbows in MSPaint). They are under the guise of {{yt|u|communityyou|communityyou}}, and they are employing stealth levels unseen before now, cleverly hiding their identity by listing their hometown as Topeka, linking to one of their sites as their homepage, and using a picture of their [[Masturbation|protesting]]. Clearly, they learn from [[Metal Gear Solid|the best]]. | ||
Fred's video preachings have been seen as a source of [[lulz]] by many, but due to godhatesfags.com's bandwidth of -2KB/s, it's very hard to download his [[CP|sermons]]. Luckily, many people have volunteered to upload his videos to YouTube, and other, unreleased footage, which Fred will [[Xenu|thoroughly deny]]. This man's work has caught the attention of [[Youtube Poop|professional video editors]] who have made his videos more [[lulz|hip, modern, and more enjoyable]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIEf91aPF4o Here] is a fine example of the [[MTF|enhancements]] made to the original footage, now with digitally restored color and sound. | Fred's video preachings have been seen as a source of [[lulz]] by many, but due to godhatesfags.com's bandwidth of -2KB/s, it's very hard to download his [[CP|sermons]]. Luckily, many people have volunteered to upload his videos to YouTube, and other, unreleased footage, which Fred will [[Xenu|thoroughly deny]]. This man's work has caught the attention of [[Youtube Poop|professional video editors]] who have made his videos more [[lulz|hip, modern, and more enjoyable]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIEf91aPF4o Here] is a fine example of the [[MTF|enhancements]] made to the original footage, now with digitally restored color and sound. | ||