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What happens when you get one unemployed, self righteous, unfunny, manic depressive fucktard, who is given internet access to a world of other unemployed, self righteous, unfunny, manic depressive fucktards, and continually heap on undeserved praise for championing a [[liberal|political movement]] based solely around mocking religious zealots (as long as they're not Muslims, Because that would be racist) on YouTube? | What happens when you get one unemployed, self righteous, unfunny, manic depressive fucktard, who is given internet access to a world of other unemployed, self righteous, unfunny, manic depressive fucktards, and continually heap on undeserved praise for championing a [[liberal|political movement]] based solely around mocking religious zealots (as long as they're not Muslims, Because that would be racist) on YouTube? | ||
'''Coughlan666'''{{atheist}} happens. From his humble beginnings shouting obscenities at [[Christian|theist]] [[Islam|scum]] over the internet, [[Foo Fighters|Dave Grohl]] ([[drugs|on meth]]) look alike Richard [[Cock|"The Dick"]] Coughlan stumbled onto internet stardom after instigating various civil wars within his beloved YouTube Atheist community and, despite [[USI|priding]] himself as an expert in the ways of [[Leet|pwnage]], more often than not [[Raid Backfire|ends up publicly humiliated by the very people]] he intended to mock. The resulting [[emo|hysteria]] and [[Jews Did WTC|conspiracy theories]] he subsequently spouts are the stuff of legends. | '''Coughlan666'''{{atheist}} ([[Powerword|Richard James Harris]]) happens. From his humble beginnings shouting obscenities at [[Christian|theist]] [[Islam|scum]] over the internet, [[Foo Fighters|Dave Grohl]] ([[drugs|on meth]]) look alike Richard [[Cock|"The Dick"]] Coughlan stumbled onto internet stardom after instigating various civil wars within his beloved YouTube Atheist community and, despite [[USI|priding]] himself as an expert in the ways of [[Leet|pwnage]], more often than not [[Raid Backfire|ends up publicly humiliated by the very people]] he intended to mock. The resulting [[emo|hysteria]] and [[Jews Did WTC|conspiracy theories]] he subsequently spouts are the stuff of legends. | ||
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==Humble Beginnings== | ==Humble Beginnings== | ||
[[File:SelectiveOutrage.JPG|thumb|right|Coughlan666 recoils in horror at the thought of creationism in schools but his beloved Islam can do no wrong]] | [[File:SelectiveOutrage.JPG|thumb|right|Coughlan666 recoils in horror at the thought of creationism in schools, but his beloved Islam can do no wrong.]] | ||
Like many who lack the required insight and charm to make their opinions worth anything to anyone else, Richard Coughlan sat at his computer and | Like many who lack the required insight and charm to make their opinions worth anything to anyone else, Richard Coughlan sat at his computer and was mesmerized by a handful of videos by [[TheAmazingAtheist]]. Enamored at how such a slovenly, disheveled creature was somehow commanding a [[Personal Army|fanbase]], Coughlan determined that if he [[Windows Movie Maker|spiced up]] his vlogs and added fast paced music with a [[Many|plethora]] of curse words thrown in for good measure, [[Unrealistic expectations|he, too, could appear]] to be a well educated, articulate individual. And as well educated, articulate individuals tend to do, he set off to YouTube to antagonize softball targets such as [[Creationists]] and [[Pedo|children]], with hopes he himself could one day champion the [[Faggot|Intelligent Atheist]] way. | ||
And so it was that Richard joined the hordes of webcam warriors to crusade for the [[Douchebag|rational and intelligent]] Atheist agenda by finding retards on the internet and swearing at them in 10 minute intervals. In time, Coughlan himself had | And so it was that Richard joined the hordes of [[Camwhores|webcam warriors]] to crusade for the [[Douchebag|rational and intelligent]] Atheist agenda by finding retards on the internet and swearing at them in 10 minute intervals. In time, Coughlan himself had established a [[Chris chan|true and loyal fanbase]] that followed his every word with [[Fap|bated]] breath. And it was so as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVjKTuPQ62k Coughlan soldiered on], displaying his Atheist intelligence on such [[Comment whore|commentating juggernauts]] as [[VenomFangX]] and [[ChristianU2ber]]. | ||
==Instigating The YouTube Atheist Civil War of 2010== | ==Instigating The YouTube Atheist Civil War of 2010== | ||
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[[File:Condell.jpg|thumb|right|Clearly worse than [[Hitler]].]] | [[File:Condell.jpg|thumb|right|Clearly worse than [[Hitler]].]] | ||
During [[Shit nobody cares about|the 2010 United Kingdom general election]], it had come to Coughlan's attention that fellow Atheist Superstar [[Pat Condell]] had urged his fellow Atheists to vote for the [[Conservative|right wing]] United Kingdom Independence Party, who shared Condells staunch anti-Islam opinions. Coughlan, an admitted "[[liberal|left wing]], black person loving, [[basement dweller|pale skinned]], [[Pro-Ana|anorexic]], [[Mexican|bean eating]], fucking [[What|trout]]", took great offense to someone who prided themselves on living a rational, Godless life having a differing opinion on him in regards to politics, and proceeded to handle the matter like intelligent and rational Atheists do; he got on his webcam and cursed at Condell for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LLt8PXBxA 17] fucking [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLCEAgnKwzw minutes] while insisting that [[Fact|Atheism has been around for 5 years]] and that he'll end up a martyr for the struggle. | During [[Shit nobody cares about|the 2010 United Kingdom general election]], it had come to Coughlan's attention that fellow Atheist Superstar [[Pat Condell]] had urged his fellow Atheists to vote for the [[Conservative|right wing]] United Kingdom Independence Party, who shared Condells staunch anti-Islam opinions. Coughlan, an admitted "[[liberal|left wing]], black person loving, [[basement dweller|pale skinned]], [[Pro-Ana|anorexic]], [[Mexican|bean eating]], fucking [[What|trout]]", took great offense to someone who prided themselves on living a rational, Godless life having a differing opinion on him in regards to politics, and proceeded to handle the matter like intelligent and rational Atheists do; he got on his webcam and cursed at Condell for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LLt8PXBxA 17] fucking [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLCEAgnKwzw minutes] while insisting that [[Fact|Atheism has been around for 5 years]] and that he'll end up a martyr for the struggle. | ||
[[File:CoughlanMassiveUSI.png|center]] | [[File:CoughlanMassiveUSI.png|link=|center]] | ||
As it tends to do, Coughlans righteous indignation lighted a passionate fury amongst his community. Denouncing Condell as a [[furry|wolf in sheeps clothing]] impostor, Coughlan encouraged his viewers that they too should show their educated dissent and also scream obscenities at Condell for not being in line with the good and proper Atheist way. Condell responded in typical [[Nazi|fascist]] manner, by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTKzg1K7Es calmly explaining his decision]. Coughlan, taking this new video as a personal challenge, responded with yet another video, claiming he had now [[Internet celebrity|been made]] amongst the thousands clogging the tubes with their inane bullshit and that now the gloves were off. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTcAPJJI24 Coughlan was on the attack], chastising Condells nigger hating propaganda. | As it tends to do, Coughlans righteous indignation lighted a passionate fury amongst his community. Denouncing Condell as a [[furry|wolf in sheeps clothing]] impostor, Coughlan encouraged his viewers that they too should show their educated dissent and also scream obscenities at Condell for not being in line with the good and proper Atheist way. Condell responded in typical [[Nazi|fascist]] manner, by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTKzg1K7Es calmly explaining his decision]. Coughlan, taking this new video as a personal challenge, responded with yet another video, claiming he had now [[Internet celebrity|been made]] amongst the thousands clogging the tubes with their inane bullshit and that now the gloves were off. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTcAPJJI24 Coughlan was on the attack], chastising Condells nigger hating propaganda. | ||
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY0E5nr2ik4 Exhibitionist behavior.] | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY0E5nr2ik4 Exhibitionist behavior.] | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0yQB53-78 Excessive dramatics with exaggerated displays of emotions] | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0yQB53-78 Excessive dramatics with exaggerated displays of emotions] | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTcAPJJI24 Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval.] | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTcAPJJI24 Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval.] | ||
*[[Obvious|A need to be the center of attention.]] | *[[Obvious|A need to be the center of attention.]] | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4N26zGlJVs Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification.] | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4N26zGlJVs Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification.] | ||
*[[Coughlan666#Relationship_and_Downfall|Tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are]] | *[[Coughlan666#Relationship_and_Downfall|Tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are]] | ||
*Making rash decisions.|Well I'll be damned. | *[[Making rash decisions.|Well I'll be damned.]] | ||
==Trolled by Paul Kent== | ==Trolled by Paul Kent== | ||
Despite fancying himself as an anti-Christian troll, Coughlan666 has shown that he is perfectly capable of being induced to tears by a supposed Christian troll (or anything) over nothing more than his videos being temporarily taken down because of a [[DMCA]] notice. Of course anyone that has a Youtube channel that hosts music would easily tell you that getting a DMCA notice isn't the end of the world, don't tell that to Coughlan666; who immediately proceeded to counter the DMCA notice with [[docs|his actual contact information]] before wondering how and why he was being prank called. Regardless, Coughlan took the easy-mode trolling technique and declared that he was the [[Victim|victim]] of Honest-to-God [[censorship]], and theorized that the best way to counter someone who was clearly only interested in provoking a reaction from him was to announce in no uncertain terms that he was incredibly upset about these developments and making veiled threats of violence while holding back tears before '''literally''' begging his viewers to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-hcfadejU mirror the video] while explaining that because of his [[Wishful thinking|fame]] he was in a precarious position to being silenced by the cruel and ruthless trolls. | Despite fancying himself as an anti-Christian troll, Coughlan666 has shown that he is perfectly capable of being induced to tears by a supposed Christian troll (or anything) over nothing more than his videos being temporarily taken down because of a [[DMCA]] notice. Of course anyone that has a Youtube channel that hosts music would easily tell you that getting a DMCA notice isn't the end of the world, don't tell that to Coughlan666; who immediately proceeded to counter the DMCA notice with [[docs|his actual contact information]] before wondering how and why he was being prank called. Regardless, Coughlan took the easy-mode trolling technique and declared that he was the [[Victim|victim]] of Honest-to-God [[censorship]], and theorized that the best way to counter someone who was clearly only interested in provoking a reaction from him was to announce in no uncertain terms that he was incredibly upset about these developments and making veiled threats of violence while holding back tears before '''literally''' begging his viewers to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-hcfadejU mirror the video] while explaining that because of his [[Wishful thinking|fame]] he was in a precarious position to being silenced by the cruel and ruthless trolls. | ||
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==Relationship and Downfall== | ==Relationship and Downfall== | ||
{{Main|Coughlan666/Relationship and Downfall}} | {{Main|Coughlan666/Relationship and Downfall}} | ||
[[File:CoughlanQuits.png|thumb|right|Couhjlan shows as much determination and fortitude as he ever does.]] | [[File:CoughlanQuits.png|thumb|right|Couhjlan shows as much determination and fortitude as he ever does.]] | ||
==Year-End [[Fail]] 2012== | ==Year-End [[Fail]] 2012== | ||
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===Coughlan's Charity Fraud Scheme=== | ===Coughlan's Charity Fraud Scheme=== | ||
[[File:7wankers.png|thumb|300px|That's only six, you fucking idiot.]] | [[File:7wankers.png|thumb|300px|That's only six, you fucking idiot.]] | ||
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===The Fanboys Rush to Dick's Defense=== | ===The Fanboys Rush to Dick's Defense=== | ||
The Butt-hurt Coughlan Groupies (or BCG for short) came out in droves to defend Coughlan from the legitimate criticism that he's actually breaking the law. Slimy cuntrags like | The Butt-hurt Coughlan Groupies (or BCG for short) came out in droves to defend Coughlan from the legitimate criticism that he's actually breaking the law. Slimy cuntrags like [[The_Dickriders#Unseenperdify| CardinalVirtues]], and [[The_Dickriders#StanMarsh1|StanMarsh1]], who personify the kind of empty-headed, [[fail|thirty-year-old]] basement-dwelling faggot-losers that make up the [[Dick]]'s retarded fan base... came out of the woodwork to argue with Coughlan's critics. Despite the fact that they clearly didn't have a fucking clue what they were talking about, they still foolishly flapped their gums and argued semantics with such golden nuggets such as "SHOW ME A LINK TO THE LAW!" or "WHAT HAS COUGHLAN DONE TO YOOOOU?!" | ||
Despite all the verbal tap-dancing, all their petty arguments about whether you need a charity's permission to raise funds online, they completely side-step the main issue that COUGHLAN IS ILLEGALLY SELLING COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL! | Despite all the verbal tap-dancing, all their petty arguments about whether you need a charity's permission to raise funds online, they completely side-step the main issue that COUGHLAN IS ILLEGALLY SELLING COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL! | ||
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===The Dick vs. The Mad Shangi=== | ===The Dick vs. The Mad Shangi=== | ||
After making a video containing all the hallmarks of a [[typical]] dick video; his emo [[faggotry]] and another hard-luck [[BAW|sob-story]] about how he's broke, unemployed, and freezing. Meanwhile, he's still able to afford cigarettes and internet. A YouTube user by the name of The MadShangi posted a cynical video response, which provoked Coughlan into a typical Coughlan-esque whiny butt-hurt fueled rage. The video also busted how Coughlan were previously using a charity to fund his drug-use. | |||
A YouTube user by the name of | |||
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[[File:CoughlancryingaboutDMCA.PNG|thumb|Just look at the idiots trying to mentally tap dance around the reality of what's happened.]] | [[File:CoughlancryingaboutDMCA.PNG|thumb|Just look at the idiots trying to mentally tap dance around the reality of what's happened.]] | ||
After Richard's Bandcamp page was reported to PRSforMusic and The Harry Fox Agency -- organizations that specifically deal with licensing cover songs -- a DMCA was filed and all of <s>Richard's</s> other people's songs were taken off his site. Coughlan responded in typical fashion... firstly, he whined about it on Facebook where his [[The_Dickriders|Dickriders]] came to soothe his aching butt-hurt. Secondly, he posted a video directed at Pamew, whining and crying about how he was being compared to [[ | After Richard's Bandcamp page was reported to PRSforMusic and The Harry Fox Agency -- organizations that specifically deal with licensing cover songs -- a DMCA was filed and all of <s>Richard's</s> other people's songs were taken off his site. Coughlan responded in typical fashion... firstly, he whined about it on Facebook where his [[The_Dickriders|Dickriders]] came to soothe his aching butt-hurt. Secondly, he posted a video directed at Pamew, whining and crying about how he was being compared to [[Brett Keane]], before launching into a screaming tirade about how he is being evicted from his place of residence (boo-hoo). He continues to fail to grasp the reality that he was selling other people's music, without permission, to make a profit - that he fully admitted to doing this "shamelessly," then rebel roused his critics into reporting him. Now that his critics have accepted his challenge, he's now butt-hurt that he has no money to survive on. [[Nobody cares|Not a fuck was given]]. Maybe, instead of pretending to be a musician, he should A.) Get a fucking job B.) Stop crying on the internet or C.) Maybe write and perform his own music, instead of illegally selling other people's. | ||
==Trolling Richard Coughlan; A [[Strategy Guide|How-To]]== | ==Trolling Richard Coughlan; A [[Strategy Guide|How-To]]== | ||
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Unfunny, non hostile, and completely and totally reasonable retorts guaranteed to send Coughlan and company into a confused frenzy. | Unfunny, non hostile, and completely and totally reasonable retorts guaranteed to send Coughlan and company into a confused frenzy. | ||
==Begging on Patreon== | ==Begging on Patreon== | ||
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<center>[[File:Coughlandolls.png|500px|]]</center> | <center>[[File:Coughlandolls.png|500px|]]</center> | ||
==Coughlan | ==Coughlan - Feminist hero== | ||
Like all Social Justice Losers, Coughlan likes to pick on small girls and claim that harassment is okay. This time, because JJTalkz had the gall to out some of the Social Justice Warriors that Coughlan like, he was obviously upset, because how could HannibalTheVictor13 be a bad guy? [http://www.sexoffenderrecord.com/offender/view/375905?search_key=e313e498e8b39aaf9d773545efcac3ada7e36dff-list&page=1&rows_per_page=20 OH.] <br /> | Like all Social Justice Losers, Coughlan likes to pick on small girls and claim that harassment is okay. This time, because feminist JJTalkz had the gall to out some of the Social Justice Warriors that Coughlan like, he was obviously upset, because how could HannibalTheVictor13 be a bad guy? [http://www.sexoffenderrecord.com/offender/view/375905?search_key=e313e498e8b39aaf9d773545efcac3ada7e36dff-list&page=1&rows_per_page=20 OH.] <br /><center> | ||
[[File:JJTalkz Coughlan 1.jpg | [[File:JJTalkz Coughlan 1.jpg]] | ||
[[File:JJTalkz Coughlan 2.jpg]]<br /> | [[File:JJTalkz Coughlan 2.jpg]]<br /> | ||
<big>What happened to listen and believe?</big></center> | <big>What happened to listen and believe?</big></center> | ||
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<center>[[File:Coughlan Fapped To Jenny McDermott.png]]<br /> | |||
<big>Listen and believe.</big></center> | |||
<center><youtube>GAkyL3miO5g</youtube></center> | |||
== | ===Trying to cyber with Jenny McDerpmott=== | ||
When Coughlan isn't busy crying about how everyone should not harass women, he is busy harassing women by trying to coerce them into showing their tits on webcam, so he can jerk off to them. | |||
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{{Photoframe|Feminist Hero|border: 1px dotted purple; padding: 5px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott2.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott2.jpg|720px]]{{center|'''I feel compelled to capture the moment (of me fapping)'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott3.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott3.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''i might be a horny filthy little bastard but im a [[Elliot Rodger|gentleman]]'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott4.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott4.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''Ive ended up having sex with every woman ive skyped with'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott5.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott5.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''It's like, wanking but even more fun'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott6.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott6.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''would you you now be slight;ly interested in letting me return the favour of photos to you'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott7.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott7.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''I'm just warming my neck up in case the chance to eat you out happens to arise'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott8.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott8.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''[[Pussy|It's]] a taste u can get very addicted to.'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott9.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott9.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''doing you would be a lot of fun'''}} | |||
|[[File:Coughlan Derpmott10.jpg|Coughlan Derpmott10.jpg|center|720px]]{{center|'''if ur not comfortable at any point i want you to say'''}} | |||
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<center> | ==Tributes== | ||
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<center><youtube>YY0E5nr2ik4</youtube> | |||
;Coughlan's natural habitat</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>6SWEqzCw7yA</youtube> | |||
;Pwned by TJ at 1h19m13s</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>y1SPJLrgnkk</youtube> | |||
;Money</center> | |||
}}|border=yellow|background=#330033}} | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* {{facebook|DirtyCoughlan}} Cuntlan on [[Facebook]] | |||
* {{facebook|DickFNCoughlan}} | |||
* {{facebook|100009747274633}} | |||
* {{youtube|BrotherNeuro}} | |||
* {{youtube|DickDynasty666}} The new channel | * {{youtube|DickDynasty666}} The new channel | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0Ezf3M1aLP1FLWq5xTl2g Dick Mitch Singing] Coughlan singalongs. Every [[fanboy]] will orgasm at his voice properly. | * [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0Ezf3M1aLP1FLWq5xTl2g Dick Mitch Singing] Coughlan singalongs. Every [[fanboy]] will orgasm at his voice properly. | ||
* <s>{{ | * <s>{{yt|cu|coughlan000}} </s>Banned | ||
* <strike>{{ | * <strike>{{yt|cu|coughlan666}}</strike> (Suspended) | ||
* <s>{{ | * <s>{{yt|cu|coughlan616}} </s> Banned | ||
* <strike>{{twitter|coughlan666|Coughlan on Twitter}}</strike> Deleted | * <strike>{{twitter|coughlan666|Coughlan on Twitter}}</strike> Deleted | ||
* {{twitter|coughlan616|Coughlan's new Twitter}} | * {{twitter|coughlan616|Coughlan's new Twitter}} | ||
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*[[The Dickriders]] | *[[The Dickriders]] | ||
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*[[MarblesPoundcake]] | |||
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