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==Humble Beginnings== | ==Humble Beginnings== | ||
[[File:SelectiveOutrage.JPG|thumb|right|Coughlan666 recoils in horror at the thought of creationism in schools but his beloved Islam can do no wrong]] | [[File:SelectiveOutrage.JPG|thumb|right|Coughlan666 recoils in horror at the thought of creationism in schools, but his beloved Islam can do no wrong.]] | ||
Like many who lack the required insight and charm to make their opinions worth anything to anyone else, Richard Coughlan sat at his computer and | Like many who lack the required insight and charm to make their opinions worth anything to anyone else, Richard Coughlan sat at his computer and was mesmerized by a handful of videos by [[TheAmazingAtheist]]. Enamored at how such a slovenly, disheveled creature was somehow commanding a [[Personal Army|fanbase]], Coughlan determined that if he [[Windows Movie Maker|spiced up]] his vlogs and added fast paced music with a [[Many|plethora]] of curse words thrown in for good measure, [[Unrealistic expectations|he, too, could appear]] to be a well educated, articulate individual. And as well educated, articulate individuals tend to do, he set off to YouTube to antagonize softball targets such as [[Creationists]] and [[Pedo|children]], with hopes he himself could one day champion the [[Faggot|Intelligent Atheist]] way. | ||
And so it was that Richard joined the hordes of webcam warriors to crusade for the [[Douchebag|rational and intelligent]] Atheist agenda by finding retards on the internet and swearing at them in 10 minute intervals. In time, Coughlan himself had | And so it was that Richard joined the hordes of [[Camwhores|webcam warriors]] to crusade for the [[Douchebag|rational and intelligent]] Atheist agenda by finding retards on the internet and swearing at them in 10 minute intervals. In time, Coughlan himself had established a [[Chris chan|true and loyal fanbase]] that followed his every word with [[Fap|bated]] breath. And it was so as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVjKTuPQ62k Coughlan soldiered on], displaying his Atheist intelligence on such [[Comment whore|commentating juggernauts]] as [[VenomFangX]] and [[ChristianU2ber]]. | ||
==Instigating The YouTube Atheist Civil War of 2010== | ==Instigating The YouTube Atheist Civil War of 2010== | ||
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[[File:Condell.jpg|thumb|right|Clearly worse than [[Hitler]].]] | [[File:Condell.jpg|thumb|right|Clearly worse than [[Hitler]].]] | ||
During [[Shit nobody cares about|the 2010 United Kingdom general election]], it had come to Coughlan's attention that fellow Atheist Superstar [[Pat Condell]] had urged his fellow Atheists to vote for the [[Conservative|right wing]] United Kingdom Independence Party, who shared Condells staunch anti-Islam opinions. Coughlan, an admitted "[[liberal|left wing]], black person loving, [[basement dweller|pale skinned]], [[Pro-Ana|anorexic]], [[Mexican|bean eating]], fucking [[What|trout]]", took great offense to someone who prided themselves on living a rational, Godless life having a differing opinion on him in regards to politics, and proceeded to handle the matter like intelligent and rational Atheists do; he got on his webcam and cursed at Condell for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LLt8PXBxA 17] fucking [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLCEAgnKwzw minutes] while insisting that [[Fact|Atheism has been around for 5 years]] and that he'll end up a martyr for the struggle. | During [[Shit nobody cares about|the 2010 United Kingdom general election]], it had come to Coughlan's attention that fellow Atheist Superstar [[Pat Condell]] had urged his fellow Atheists to vote for the [[Conservative|right wing]] United Kingdom Independence Party, who shared Condells staunch anti-Islam opinions. Coughlan, an admitted "[[liberal|left wing]], black person loving, [[basement dweller|pale skinned]], [[Pro-Ana|anorexic]], [[Mexican|bean eating]], fucking [[What|trout]]", took great offense to someone who prided themselves on living a rational, Godless life having a differing opinion on him in regards to politics, and proceeded to handle the matter like intelligent and rational Atheists do; he got on his webcam and cursed at Condell for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LLt8PXBxA 17] fucking [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLCEAgnKwzw minutes] while insisting that [[Fact|Atheism has been around for 5 years]] and that he'll end up a martyr for the struggle. | ||
[[File:CoughlanMassiveUSI.png|center]] | [[File:CoughlanMassiveUSI.png|link=|center]] | ||
As it tends to do, Coughlans righteous indignation lighted a passionate fury amongst his community. Denouncing Condell as a [[furry|wolf in sheeps clothing]] impostor, Coughlan encouraged his viewers that they too should show their educated dissent and also scream obscenities at Condell for not being in line with the good and proper Atheist way. Condell responded in typical [[Nazi|fascist]] manner, by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTKzg1K7Es calmly explaining his decision]. Coughlan, taking this new video as a personal challenge, responded with yet another video, claiming he had now [[Internet celebrity|been made]] amongst the thousands clogging the tubes with their inane bullshit and that now the gloves were off. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTcAPJJI24 Coughlan was on the attack], chastising Condells nigger hating propaganda. | As it tends to do, Coughlans righteous indignation lighted a passionate fury amongst his community. Denouncing Condell as a [[furry|wolf in sheeps clothing]] impostor, Coughlan encouraged his viewers that they too should show their educated dissent and also scream obscenities at Condell for not being in line with the good and proper Atheist way. Condell responded in typical [[Nazi|fascist]] manner, by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTKzg1K7Es calmly explaining his decision]. Coughlan, taking this new video as a personal challenge, responded with yet another video, claiming he had now [[Internet celebrity|been made]] amongst the thousands clogging the tubes with their inane bullshit and that now the gloves were off. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTcAPJJI24 Coughlan was on the attack], chastising Condells nigger hating propaganda. | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* {{facebook|DirtyCoughlan}} Cuntlan on [[Facebook]] | |||
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* {{youtube|DickDynasty666}} The new channel | * {{youtube|DickDynasty666}} The new channel | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0Ezf3M1aLP1FLWq5xTl2g Dick Mitch Singing] Coughlan singalongs. Every [[fanboy]] will orgasm at his voice properly. | * [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0Ezf3M1aLP1FLWq5xTl2g Dick Mitch Singing] Coughlan singalongs. Every [[fanboy]] will orgasm at his voice properly. | ||
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