VonHelton: Difference between revisions

Von once had a [[blogTV]] channel, also ostensibly about aliens and conspiracies. However, it was mostly just "watch VonHelton sit in front of his computer talking about boring shit all day," occasionally broken up by trolls. He was also feeling especially lonely, and kept trying to get women to come to his house in preparation for solar storm that will destroy the world, so that he could [[Rape|protect]] them. This made it ridiculously easy for trolls pretending to be women to get channel operator status or be given his cohost spot, which led to much [[lulz]]. After complaints about him being a racist hate monger for having a poll on "What Should We Do About The Muslims?", his account was temporarily suspended, and, when he got it back, he immediately went on a screaming rant about how Muslims had been killing people for [[At least 100 years ago|billions of years]]. He responded to the ensuing [[ban]]ning of his account the way any sane person would, by calling the [[Party Van|FBI]], CIA, KGB, and [[JIDF|Mossad]], and trying to have blogTV shut down for running a [[CP|child porn]] ring.

In May 2016, Von agreed to participate in a Google hangout populated by [[Atheists|bored nerds with USI]] who pride themselves on their superior powers of logic and reason, and who enjoy arguing about far-fetched claims. It went about as well for Von as you might expect. We watched it (all {{ytlink|LkaS2L4x1ok|8 fucking hours}} of it!) and picked out the highlights, [[Ain't nobody got time for that|so you didn't have to.]] The concentrated lulz are in the 3 following videos (each one is around 15 minutes). You're welcome.

*{{ytuser|vonhelton|VonHelton's YouTube Account}}

*<s>{{ytuser|YouAreNotThePunisher|VonHelton's Videos With The Boring Shit Cut Out}}</s> '''LOL! B&!'''

*{{ytuser|spokenwordsftw| spokenwordsftw Channel that records his live shows without the crappy music}}

*{{ytuser|lizster09|Mouse's YouTube Account}}