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[[File:JaceFullBody.jpg|200px|thumb|right|ParkourDude91, with the Semper Fidelis knife]]
[[File:JaceFullBody.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Jace 1.0, with the Semper Fidelis knife]]
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[[File:Jace connors tie.jpg|thumb|right|Jace 2.0; now available with 90% more [[GamerGate]] relevancy.]]
[[File:Jace connors tie.jpg|thumb|right|Jace 2.0; now available with 90% more [[GamerGate]] relevancy.]]
'''ParkourDude91''' ([[Powerword]]: Jace W. Connors or Jan Rankowski, depending on who [http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/gamergates-archvillain-is-really-a-trolling-sketch-comedian#.dp6ryDJp you] [http://internet.gawker.com/psychopath-who-harassed-brianna-wu-just-kidding-1687695961 believe]) is a 24 year old alcoholic balding Ex Navy Seal [[stoner]], and future marine who lives with his mother and supports his shitty internet endeavor with  handouts from viewers [https://www.patreon.com/parkourdude91 like] [http://deaglenation.tv/donate/ you] and welfare. He is the commander of a nation of "gamers/"soldiers" consisting himself, a 16 year old boy named Tyce, and a fat, hairy, Jew named Eli. Jace refers to this collective of burnouts and former [[juggalo]]s as Deagle Nation, which originated as a typical group of juggalos from the suburbs who spent all their time huffing paint at the skatepark and pretending to be parkour experts. He is never seen without his Flame Shades, his Semper Fidelis Knife, and his Airsoft Deagle. He believes that the path to becoming a US Marine is to post JewTube videos and streams of himself getting high, playing vidya games and ranting about delusional bullshit.
'''ParkourDude91''' was an [[Andy Kaufman|elaborate troll]] who was the brainchild of one [[Powerword|Jan Rankowski]]; an [[autistic]] man who still lived with his mom and got his jollies by cosplaying as a 24 year old alcoholic balding [[stoner]] and future marine named Jace W. Connors who lives with his mother and supports his shitty internet endeavors with  handouts from viewers [https://www.patreon.com/parkourdude91 like] [http://deaglenation.tv/donate/ you] and welfare. He was the commander of a nation of "gamers/"soldiers" consisting of himself, a 16 year old boy named Tyce, and a fat, hairy, Jew named Eli. Jace refers to this collective of burnouts and former [[juggalo]]s as Deagle Nation, which originated as a typical group of juggalos from the suburbs who spent all their time huffing paint at the skatepark and pretending to be parkour experts before binging all night on Mountain Dew and Call of Duty. He is never seen without his Flame Shades, his Semper Fidelis Knife, and his Airsoft Deagle. He believes that the path to becoming a US Marine is to post JewTube videos and streams of himself getting high, playing vidya games and ranting about delusional bullshit.


Jace came to the limelight in October of 2012 when /k/ caught wind of his internet badass" persona and controversial YouTube videos, in which he claimed to be an expert on a wide variety of topics he knew nothing about and refused to ever admit he was wrong.
Jace came to the limelight in October of 2012 when /k/ caught wind of his internet badass" persona and controversial YouTube videos, in which he claimed to be an expert on a wide variety of topics he knew nothing about and refused to ever admit he was wrong.


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==Overview==
==Overview==
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*Both are both extremely ignorant.
*Both are both extremely ignorant.


Beyond the comparisons to the king of [[lolcow]]s, the remainder of Jace's personality is just clichéd stereotypes about [[gamers]] and [[internet tough guy]]s. He is only seen drinking Mountain Dew and Monster energy drinks, sometimes blended together. [[Faggot|He wears Affliction clothing]]. He suffers from stress-induced vomit fits during his live streams and averages over a dozen of these fits per stream. He is never seen without his trademark Flame Shades, [http://i.imgur.com/4RWemP0.jpg presumably to hide his lazy eye]. He speaks highly of ol' [[W]] and models his role of the commander of Deagle Nation after his presidency. He has now moved on from calling himself a future Marine to now just claiming that he has served in the Middle East during war and now makes claims of being a Navy SEAL as well. He believes himself to be [[parkour]] expert and a good [[Skateboarding|skateboarder]], despite all evidence proving the exact opposite. His sense of humor is best described as juvenile, he's a closet [[weaboo]], and is a massive pothead who's head is filled with conspiracy theories juicy enough to make Alex Jones cum in his pleated pants. In other words, he is '''exactly like you were when you were 13'''.
Beyond the comparisons to the king of [[lolcow]]s, the remainder of Jace's personality is just clichéd stereotypes about [[gamers]] and [[internet tough guy]]s. He is only seen drinking Mountain Dew and Monster energy drinks, sometimes blended together. [[Faggot|He wears Affliction clothing]]. He suffers from stress-induced vomit fits during his live streams and averages over a dozen of these fits per stream. He is never seen without his trademark Flame Shades, [http://i.imgur.com/4RWemP0.jpg presumably to hide his lazy eye]. He speaks highly of ol' [[W]] and models his role of the commander of Deagle Nation after his presidency. Over the course of three years or so he referred to himself as a future Marine, claiming that he has served in the Middle East during war, was currently enlisted in the Army, and claims to be a Navy SEAL as well. He believes himself to be [[parkour]] expert and a good [[Skateboarding|skateboarder]], despite all evidence proving the exact opposite. His sense of humor is best described as juvenile, he's a closet [[weaboo]], and is a massive pothead who's head is filled with conspiracy theories juicy enough to make Alex Jones cum in his pleated pants. In other words, he is '''exactly like you were when you were 13'''.


==Delusions==
==Delusions==
[[File:Jace twitter selfie.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Unfortunately, he's also a fan of selfies.]]
[[File:Jace twitter selfie.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Unfortunately, he's also a fan of selfies.]]
* He thinks Parkour is a type of martial art
* He thinks Parkour is a type of martial art.
* His [[waifu]] is Meryl from [[Metal Gear Solid]]
* His waifu is Meryl from [[Metal Gear Solid]].
* He believes nearly every instance of violence in the US reported on the news was caused by Iraqi terrorists. These include the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]] and the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]]
* He believes nearly every instance of violence in the US reported on the news was caused by Iraqi terrorists. These include the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]] and the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]].
* Despite being hated by most [[SJW]]s, Jace actually [[white knight]]ed for [[Michael Brown]] pretty hard and went as far as dedicating an entire stream to [[Liberal|racial unity]].
* Despite being hated by most [[SJW]]s, Jace whiteknighted hard for [[Michael Brown]] and dedicated an entire stream to [[Liberal|interracial unity]] after the Ferguson riots.
* He thinks [[Chris Chan]] is the star of a [[Canadian]] sitcom called ''Chris Chandler and Friends''.
* He thinks [[Chris Chan]] is the star of a [[Canadian]] sitcom called ''Chris Chandler and Friends''.
* You can be forced to join a certain religion by saying certain words or phrases, like an Islamic version of Dragon Shouts in [[Skyrim]].
* You can be forced to join a certain religion by saying certain words or phrases, like an Islamic version of [[FYIAD|Dragon shouts]] in [[Skyrim]].
* He believed the Government Shutdown on Oct 1st 2013 would mark the beginning of anarchy and violent collapse of society, and that he was "''[[Lol|one of the few people truly prepared]]''", in reality, it was a budget issue that mostly affected national parks.
* He believed the Government Shutdown on Oct 1st 2013 would mark the beginning of anarchy and violent collapse of society, and that he was "''one of the few people truly prepared''", in reality, it was a budget issue that mostly affected national parks.
* He believes that several of the events in [[Call of Duty]] games actually happened in real life, which the government covered up by claiming they were fictional events in a video game.
* He believes that several of the events in [[Call of Duty]] games actually happened in real life, which the government covered up by claiming they were fictional events in a video game.
* The Army surplus store "[http://www.armybarracks.com Army Barracks]" is literally an Army barracks.
* The Army surplus store "[http://www.armybarracks.com Army Barracks]" is literally an Army barracks.
* Jace claims that the [[Xbox 360]] is "oldschool" as using CDs instead of digital downloading via Steam is for "retro gamers".
* Jace claims that the [[Xbox 360]] is "oldschool" as using CDs instead of digital downloading via Steam is for "retro gamers".
* He believes that the [[Gun|Desert Eagle .50 AE handgun]] is a tactical sidearm used by United States armed forces
* He believes that the [[Gun|Desert Eagle .50 AE handgun]] is a tactical sidearm used by United States armed forces.
* He believes that claiming that you are going to join the Army in the future is "basically the same thing as being a Marine" and deserves the same level of respect.
* He believes that claiming that you are going to join the Army in the future is "basically the same thing as being a Marine" and deserves the same level of respect.
* He believes that soldiers in the army get to choose their own weapons and gear, and are only permitted certain weapons based on their rank, similar to the character progression system in Call of Duty games.
* He believes that soldiers in the army get to choose their own weapons and gear, and are only permitted certain weapons based on their rank, similar to the character progression system in Call of Duty games.
* {{youtube|a0WWpVPiupI|Airsoft guns are superior to real guns}}
* {{youtube|a0WWpVPiupI|Airsoft guns are superior to real guns}}
* He believes that It is common for snipers to smoke [[weed]] to stabilize their aim
* He believes that it is common for snipers to smoke [[weed]] to stabilize their aim.
* He thinks that the American presence in the Iraq War is still ongoing
* He thinks that the American presence in the Iraq War is still ongoing.
* He believes that [[moot|Christopher Poole]], the creator of [[4chan]], is cooperating with [[Muslim]] terrorists.  
* He believes that [[moot|Christopher Poole]], the creator of [[4chan]], is cooperating with [[Muslim]] terrorists in a worldwide conspiracy to destroy his life.  
* According to Jace, wolves don't believe in rimjobs and are genetically immune to [[homosexuality]].
* According to Jace, wolves don't believe in rimjobs and are genetically immune to [[homosexuality]].


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Basically, this novel is all about Jace if he was a Marine soldier, killing Muslims and trying to be badass. This "novel" is simply too much TL;DR, stupid and written in a childlike style to be taken seriously.  
Basically, this novel is all about Jace if he was a Marine soldier, killing Muslims and trying to be badass. This "novel" is simply too much TL;DR, stupid and written in a childlike style to be taken seriously.  


But if you insist, you can read this [[Shit|masterpiece]] of a novel [http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military/novel/parkourdude91/tiberius-rising/chapter/1 here].
But if you insist, you can read this ''[[Shit|magnum opus]]'' of a novel [http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military/novel/parkourdude91/tiberius-rising/chapter/1 here].


==Tiberius: Origins==
==Tiberius: Origins==
Because Jace has nothing better to do in his days other than playing video games, smoking weed, vlogging and rarely working on Tiberius Rising, he started writing a new book.
Because Jace has nothing better to do in his days other than playing video games, smoking weed, vlogging and rarely working on Tiberius Rising, he started writing a new book.


'''Tiberius: Origins''' is Jace's new masterpiece. As the title suggests, it's a prequel to Tiberius Rising. Jace released [http://pastebin.com/L4aytXsA a short teaser] of his new work ''[http://web.archive.org/web/20141207163724/https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/503361439201902592 to wet your appetite]''. Guess what, it's even more fucked up, childish and stupid than his first book. Here are some highlights of the teaser for your reader pleasures:
'''Tiberius: Origins''' is Jace's new masterpiece. As the title suggests, it's a prequel to Tiberius Rising. Jace released [http://pastebin.com/L4aytXsA a short teaser] of his new work ''[http://web.archive.org/web/20141207163724/https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/503361439201902592 to whet your appetite]''. Guess what, it's even more fucked up, infantile, and shitty than his first book. Here are some highlights of the teaser for your reader pleasures:


*"They don’t call me da car-boy for nothing around this town."
*"They don’t call me da car-boy for nothing around this town."
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Jace considers himself an expert on guns, especially with the Desert Eagle pistol. Despite this, he has never held a real gun before. The closest <s>he's ever</s> he will ever come is his collection of [[Plastic crap|plastic Airsoft guns]]. He also is a fan of knives, such as his Semper Fidelis Knife, which is just a knife with "Semper Fidelis" written on it in sharpie.
Jace considers himself an expert on guns, especially with the Desert Eagle pistol. Despite this, he has never held a real gun before. The closest <s>he's ever</s> he will ever come is his collection of [[Plastic crap|plastic Airsoft guns]]. He also is a fan of knives, such as his Semper Fidelis Knife, which is just a knife with "Semper Fidelis" written on it in sharpie.


Jace is a known drug consumer, such as [[weed]], [[alcohol]], [[shrooms]], and [[Adderall]]. He has also been busted for felony DUI, so there goes any chance in hell of ever being a Marine. Pot is by far his favorite, and is basically unable to function without it. His mother once sent him to a Christian rehab camp for several months due to his addictions and all around mental instability. It didn't fucking work, of course.
Jace is a known drug consumer, such as [[weed]], [[alcohol]], [[shrooms]], and [[Adderall]]. He has also been busted for felony DUI, so there goes any chance in hell of ever being a Marine. Pot is by far his favorite, and is basically unable to function without it. His mother once sent him to a Christian rehab camp for several months due to his addictions and all around mental instability. Believe it or not, it didn't work.


[[Wrestling|John Cena]] is Jace's greatest hero and he never shuts up about it to the point that his mom thinks he's gay for John Cena. Jace has an action figure of him that he keeps in the cupholder of his mom's car. Despite this, Jace doesn't appear to actually know much about John Cena beyond the fact that he starred in a movie called "The Marine" once.
[[Wrestling|John Cena]] is Jace's greatest hero and he never shuts up about it to the point that his mom thinks he's gay for John Cena. Jace has an action figure of him that he keeps in the cupholder of his mom's car. Despite this, Jace doesn't appear to actually know much about John Cena beyond the fact that he starred in a movie called "The Marine" once.
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Jace has repeatedly denied having [[Asperger's Syndrome|the 'spergers]], but anyone can easily see that that's plainly untrue, he's autistic as hell, not to mention [[retarded]]. He even gets disability checks from the government which he uses to buy weed and video games. He's clearly not physically disabled, meaning he must have some sort of mental problem.
Jace has repeatedly denied having [[Asperger's Syndrome|the 'spergers]], but anyone can easily see that that's plainly untrue, he's autistic as hell, not to mention [[retarded]]. He even gets disability checks from the government which he uses to buy weed and video games. He's clearly not physically disabled, meaning he must have some sort of mental problem.


'''Or he's simply just a fucking idiot who never really knows what he's talking about.'''
'''Or he's simply just a fucking freeloading idiot running on bullshit who never really knows what he's talking about.'''


==Friends==
==Friends==
Jace's main circle of friends seems to be [[Jailbait|underage]] teenage juggalos he meets and "stunts" with at skate parks. Previously, his list of friends included people like Tyce (age: 16), Kyle, Brandon, and Colby. In the case of Kyle, he clearly only visits Jace when selling marijuana. Jace also has a good relationship with his older brother, Rob Connors, though he rarely sees him.
Jace's main circle of friends seems to be [[Jailbait|underage]] teenage juggalos he meets and "stunts" with at skate parks. Previously, his list of friends included people like Tyce (age: 16), Kyle, Brandon, and Colby. In the case of Kyle, he clearly only visits Jace when selling marijuana. Jace also has a good relationship with his older brother, Rob Connors, though he rarely sees him.


Jace often gets nostalgic for the good old days where he used to go "stunting" around town with a self-proclaimed street gang of Parkour gamers he led in high school: Deagle Nation. He has long been trying to resurrect these glory days by recruiting new members and get back in touch with old friends, but this has been unsuccessful: he often laments that most of his friends are "in college now and can't ever chill" because naturally, '''peers of his own age eventually outgrew the weed-smoking and Xbox-playing teen hedonist lifestyle long ago.''' Despite being in his twenties, Jace still embraces this lifestyle wholeheartedly.
Jace often gets nostalgic for the good old days where he used to go "stunting" (pronounced: ''cunting'') around town with a self-proclaimed street gang of Parkour gamers he led in high school: Deagle Nation. He has long been trying to resurrect these glory days by recruiting new members and get back in touch with old friends, but this has been unsuccessful: he often laments that most of his friends are "in college now and can't ever chill" because naturally, '''peers of his own age eventually outgrew the weed-smoking and Xbox-playing teen hedonist lifestyle long ago.''' Despite being in his twenties, Jace still embraces this lifestyle shamelessly and wholeheartedly.


Jace also has a variety of online friends, 90% of whom are trolls who pretend to be friendly to him in order to laugh at him. The remaining 10% are members of Deagle Nation. Jace often boasts of his "connections" with CIADude420, an intelligence analyst of the [[Big Brother|Central Intelligence Agency]] ([[Bullshit|'''he works for the CIA for real, ''no joke''''']]).
Jace also has a variety of online friends, 90% of whom are trolls who pretend to be friendly to him in order to laugh at him. The remaining 10% are members of Deagle Nation. Jace often boasts of his "connections" with CIADude420, an intelligence analyst of the [[Big Brother|Central Intelligence Agency]] ([[Bullshit|'''he works for the CIA for real, ''no joke''''']]).


Jace and Tyce's friendship has now ended and the two are now enemies for the most part. Jace finally moved out of his mom's house after tiring of her and her pastor (whom he affectionately refers to as 'Pastor [[Faggot]]') attempting to control his life. After Eli had returned from Operation Tupacalypse, Jace moved in to his cottage and started paying rent.
Jace and Tyce's friendship has now ended and the two are now enemies for the most part. Jace finally moved out of his mom's house after tiring of her and her pastor (whom he affectionately refers to as 'Pastor [[Faggot]]') attempting to control his life. After Eli had returned from Operation Tupacalypse, Jace moved into his cottage and started paying rent.


After becoming deeply traumatized by trolls flashing their dicks at him on Skype during his livestreams, Jace took to Twitter to inform the world that being flashed by men is the same thing as being [[almost raped]]. {{twitter|jamiewalton|jamiewalton}}, a woman who made an ill-informed judgment of our Commander based on one [[Buzzfeed]] [http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/internet-talk-show-host-attempts-to-say-anti-gay-opinions-li#.jvExJOnQp article] took great offense and decided to [[snitch|call Jace's mom and tell on him]]. {{youtube|bMWZ_HvFloo|The video made in reaction}} was pretty hilarious, and thanks in part to the psychotic behavior of John Flynt during Operation Wupocalypse, Jamie Walton eventually [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/message-from-the-real-jamie-walton.7726/ came to the kiwi farms] to apologize and condemn Brianna Wu's actions towards Jace.
After becoming deeply traumatized by trolls flashing their dicks at him on Skype during his livestreams, Jace took to Twitter to inform the world that being flashed by deliciously endowed men is the same thing as being [[almost raped]]. {{twitter|jamiewalton|jamiewalton}}, a woman who made an ill-informed judgment of our Commander based on one [[Buzzfeed]] [http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/internet-talk-show-host-attempts-to-say-anti-gay-opinions-li#.jvExJOnQp article] took great offense and decided to [[snitch|call Jace's mom and tell on him]]. {{youtube|bMWZ_HvFloo|The video made in reaction}} was pretty hilarious, and thanks in part to the psychotic behavior of John Flynt during Operation Wupocalypse, Jamie Walton eventually [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/message-from-the-real-jamie-walton.7726/ came] to the [[Kiwi Farms]] to apologize and condemn Brianna Wu's actions towards Jace.


==Enemies==
==Enemies==
As previously stated, Jace hates Muslims more than anything else in the world. The reasons behind his hatred for Islam are not clear, but we can safely assume that he is heavily influenced by [[Call of Duty|Caca Doody]] (because Muslims are '''always''' the bad guys) and his childish view of the United States military conflict in Afghanistan and Iraq. Jace's hatred to Muslims is so retarded and childish that [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHCMel9N4Wbt74efmq9OdslPpeMIMb5SC he made a personal playlist of ''Muslims Getting Owned'' videos on his Youtube channel].
As previously stated, Jace hates Muslims more than anything else in the world. The reasons behind his hatred for Islam are not clear, but we can safely assume that he is heavily influenced by [[Call of Duty|Caca Doody]] (because Muslims are '''always''' the bad guys) and his childish view of the United States military conflict in Afghanistan and Iraq. Jace's hatred to Muslims is so retarded and childish that [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHCMel9N4Wbt74efmq9OdslPpeMIMb5SC he made a personal playlist of ''Muslims Getting Owned'' videos on his Youtube channel].


He also believes there is a gay [[Illuminati]] that is conspiring to turn him gay {{youtube|Jiqd-5hsu1Y|by flashing their dicks at him during his livestreams}}. As a reasonable prevention method, Jace wrapped himself in tinfoil during this stream to prevent the gay Illuminati from corrupting him.
He also believes there is a gay [[Illuminati]] that is conspiring to turn him gay {{youtube|MJ8X_CWkkcI|by flashing their dicks at him during his livestreams}}. As a reasonable prevention method, Jace wrapped himself in tinfoil during this stream to prevent the gay Illuminati from corrupting him.


Next up is Team Gamerfood, a Steam group of trolls/griefers. They are the ones who started the trolling on Jace in July 2013. They are mostly known for holding a whole [http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=ParkourDude91_Wiki wiki] entirely dedicated to Jace, which is nothing but a lame ripoff of the CWCki.
Next up is Team Gamerfood, a Steam group of trolls/griefers. They are the ones who started the trolling on Jace in July 2013. They are mostly known for holding a whole [http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=ParkourDude91_Wiki wiki] entirely dedicated to Jace, which is nothing but a lame ripoff of the CWCki.


Speaking of the CWCki, there's also a whole [https://kiwifar.ms/forums/deagle-nation.23/ subforum] entirely dedicated to Jace. Again, led by Team Gamerfood and hosted on the forum owned by [[Ichverbot|the guy]] who is also hosting Tyce and Jace's websites in exchange for [[hai2u|photos of Jace puking on Eli's cock]]. And as of [[last Thursday]], Jace still thinks the forums are called the Kiwi Forums.
Speaking of the CWCki, there was also a whole Kiwi Farm [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/deagle-nation.23/ subforum] entirely dedicated to Jace until recently. The Deagle Nation subforum was run by DeagleDad420 (who turned out to also be Jan Rankowski) and hosted by [[Ichverbot|the guy]], who is also hosting Tyce and Jace's websites in exchange for [[hai2u|photos of Jace puking on Eli's cock]]. And for everyone who always wonders why it's called the Kiwi Farms, it's because the people at the Kiwi Farms were dazzled by Jace's autism.


While Jace and Tyce used to be best friends, they are now sworn enemies after [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1416355576 Eli and Jace beat the shit out of Tyce with his own nunchucks and mugged him for $47.]
While Jace and Tyce used to be best friends, they are now sworn enemies after [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1416355576 Eli and Jace beat the shit out of Tyce with his own nunchucks and mugged him for $47.]
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Eli is under the impression that Israel is an [[al-Qaeda]] city full of yarmulke wearing Muslims, that the currency of Israel is called "Islams", and that the language spoken there is called "Islam". Eli only had a one way ticket, and he and Jace {{youtube|Wpbm6yGuG5g|didn't have enough money to buy a return ticket}}, meaning Eli was stuck is Israel to fend for himself while Jace and Tyce were back in 'Murica growing weed in his cottage and performing experiments on Islamic mice. Eli seems to be getting more retarded and paranoid by the day, spouting ridiculous [[conspiracy theories]]. For example, [[srsly|he thinks that beach parties in Israel are in fact secret Nazi training camps.]] Eli was last seen playing [[Runescape]] and downloading 15 Gb of the same [[Nickelback]] album over and over, thinking it was [[CP|"intel"]] when {{youtube|m88QyN8prZY|his mother finally got sick of her mildly retarded son's bullshit}}. Eli had gotten drunk in Israel and wrecked a scooter, forcing his mother to be contacted. His parents ponied up the dough to fly him home while Jace scrambled to remove all the Islamic mice and weed that we never saw any proof existed in the first place. Then supposedly Tyce teamed up with a bunch of skinheads and staked out Eli's cottage and threatened to break in and steal the weed while Jace tweeted from inside like a mad man.This all seemed to take care of itself with little to no hassle or proof that it ever happened at all and then Eli was picked up from the airport just in time to team up with Jace to rob Tyce and post the video of the crime on the internet. The End.
Eli is under the impression that Israel is an [[al-Qaeda]] city full of yarmulke wearing Muslims, that the currency of Israel is called "Islams", and that the language spoken there is called "Islam". Eli only had a one way ticket, and he and Jace {{youtube|Wpbm6yGuG5g|didn't have enough money to buy a return ticket}}, meaning Eli was stuck is Israel to fend for himself while Jace and Tyce were back in 'Murica growing weed in his cottage and performing experiments on Islamic mice. Eli seems to be getting more retarded and paranoid by the day, spouting ridiculous [[conspiracy theories]]. For example, [[srsly|he thinks that beach parties in Israel are in fact secret Nazi training camps.]] Eli was last seen playing [[Runescape]] and downloading 15 Gb of the same [[Nickelback]] album over and over, thinking it was [[CP|"intel"]] when {{youtube|m88QyN8prZY|his mother finally got sick of her mildly retarded son's bullshit}}. Eli had gotten drunk in Israel and wrecked a scooter, forcing his mother to be contacted. His parents ponied up the dough to fly him home while Jace scrambled to remove all the Islamic mice and weed that we never saw any proof existed in the first place. Then supposedly Tyce teamed up with a bunch of skinheads and staked out Eli's cottage and threatened to break in and steal the weed while Jace tweeted from inside like a mad man.This all seemed to take care of itself with little to no hassle or proof that it ever happened at all and then Eli was picked up from the airport just in time to team up with Jace to {{youtube|9MeHgv86gi8|rob Tyce and post the video of the crime on the internet}}. The End?


==OPERATION WUPOCALYPSE==
==OPERATION WUPOCALYPSE==
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[[File:JACE CONNORS GAMERGATE HERO.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Shine on you crazy diamond.]]
[[File:JACE CONNORS GAMERGATE HERO.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Shine on you crazy diamond.]]
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Guess Da Wu'Tard Klan hasn't sussed that {{youtube|j12BrJka8Vo|a man who couldn't do twenty-five push-ups without passing out and pissing himself}} probably won't travel to [[Boston]] to [[parkour]] on your face [[Assassin's Creed|'Assassin's Creed-style']]. Still, Mr. Wu decided to take this opportunity to [https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/546532732294418432 whine] [https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/546508499593994240 on]
Guess Da Wu'Tard Klan hasn't sussed that {{youtube|j12BrJka8Vo|a man who couldn't do twenty-five push-ups without passing out and pissing himself}} probably won't travel to Boston to parkour on your face 'Assassin's Creed-style'. Still, Mr. Wu decided to take this opportunity to whine on Twitter about the autistic man on welfare who is going to appear in the night out of thin air like Batman to smack him in the face with a game controller and spray him down with Old Spice. [[No Homo|And also wolves are not gay.]]
[https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/546507989038153728 Twitter] about the autistic man on welfare who is going to appear in the night out of thin air like [[Batman]] to smack him in the face with a game controller and spray him down with [[Lemonparty|Old Spice]]. [[No Homo|And also wolves are not gay.]]


Never one to back down when his title as Craziest Man on The Internets is being challenged, Jace did what any logical man would do in this situation: Challenge the fake damsel in fake distress to a [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/547075588805378048 #Gamergate] [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/547087131811020800 street] [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/547087473059581952 race] or he would continue to send Wu [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/547090973978009601 twisted death threats] and finish him with [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/547542271781240833 WWE moves] or [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/547545218955100162 guns]. His white knights over at GamerGhazi swore up and down they would bring justice to the future Marine veteran, their only problem being that they couldn't even get his [[America|country of residence]] right.
Never one to back down when his title as Craziest Man on The Internets is being challenged, Jace did what any logical man would do in this situation: Challenge the fake damsel in fake distress to a #[[Gamergate]] street race or he would continue to send Wu twisted death threats and finish him with WWE moves or guns.His white knights over at GamerGhazi swore up and down they would bring justice to the future Marine veteran, their only problem being that they couldn't even get his [[America|country of residence]] right.
 
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As of now, [[Pussy|Brianna has yet to acknowledge this challenge]], primarily because everyone knows that dude is all talk and only exploited this whole debacle in order to have an excuse to start his own internet begging campaign on [[Patreon]]. During Jace's New Year's Eve stream, a [[troll]] called in pretending to be Mr. Wu himself, and shortly after ending the call some faggot who was banned from the [[Forever Alone|CWCki]] forums named [[Erection|Woody]] [[Chan]] [[Unfunny|reported the stream for drug abuse and CIADude420 blamed it on Brianna Wu]]. This turned out to be a [[Ween|win]] though, because without Woody Chan's autistic fit of faggotry Jace would never have been inspired to write [http://deaglenation.tv/brianna-wu-hacked-my-ustream/ such a masterpiece].
[[Pussy|Brianna never acknowledged this challenge]], primarily because everyone knows that dude is all talk and only exploited this whole debacle in order to have an excuse to start his own internet begging campaign on [[Patreon]]. During Jace's New Year's Eve stream, a troll called in pretending to be Mr. Wu himself, and shortly after ending the call some faggot who was banned from the Kiwi Farms named Woody Chan reported the stream for smoking weed and this was all blamed on Brianna Wu.


===30 January 2015: A Day That Will Live In Infamy===
===30 January 2015: A Day That Will Live In Infamy===


After weeks of Twitter silence from Jace, he sprung to life on this great day to fight for [[Gamergate|Gators]] everywhere.
After weeks of Twitter silence from Jace, he sprung to life on this great day to fight for Gators everywhere.




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After [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/561256338962280449 agreeing to an interview with the king of /pol/], Jace set out to force Brianna Wu to flee from his home while waiting nearby; therefore forcing Bri into a street race with him. For better or worse, Jace never made it.
After agreeing to an interview with the king of /pol/, Jace set out to force Brianna Wu to flee from his home while waiting nearby; therefore forcing Bri into a street race with him. For better or worse, Jace never made it.


====Update January 2015: Jace parkours his Mom's Prius into a Ditch====
====Update January 2015: Jace parkours his Mom's Prius into a Ditch====
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Jace had the amazing idea to street race Brianna Wu in the middle of a New England blizzard and after predictably flipping his mom's Prius on the side of the highway, he made a run to his friend Kyle's house to recuperate while a shitstorm was brewing online as the retards at [[GamerGate]] were discovering a lolcow that the rest of the internet was already well familiar with. While Jace was busy ignoring all logical advice and self-medicated a concussion at Kyle's house with weed, Brianna Wu was busy on Twitter whipping his own followers into a frenzy and soon enough he had thousands of people bullying and harassing a mentally ill and autistic man who was just involved in a serious accident. Despite what Brianna wants to say about what transpired, the undeniable facts are:
Jace had the amazing idea to street race Brianna Wu in the middle of a New England blizzard and after predictably flipping his mom's Prius on the side of the highway, he made a run to his friend Kyle's house to recuperate while a shitstorm was brewing online as the retards at [[GamerGate]] were discovering a lolcow that the rest of the internet was already well familiar with. While Jace was busy ignoring all logical advice and self-medicated a concussion at Kyle's house with weed, Brianna Wu was busy on Twitter whipping his own followers into a frenzy and soon enough he had thousands of people bullying and harassing a mentally ill and autistic man who was just involved in a serious accident. Despite what Brianna wants to say about what transpired, the undeniable facts are:


*Wu told his followers that Jace was coming to his house with guns, when this was never stated anywhere and all evidence proved otherwise long before he made this claim on Twitter.
*Wu told his followers that Jace was coming to his house with guns, when this was never stated anywhere and all evidence proved otherwise long before he made this claim on Twitter.
*If Jace - being a convicted felon for DUI - actually had guns when the police arrived at the crash, they would have surely been confiscated.
*If Jace - being a convicted felon for DUI - actually had guns when the police arrived at the crash, they would have surely been confiscated.
*He said he called the police about threats from Jace twice, yet Jace was never contacted by any authorities.  Other bloggers contacted the relevant police departments and were unable to find any record of this happening.
*He said he called the police about threats from Jace twice, yet Jace was never contacted by any authorities.  Other bloggers contacted the relevant police departments and were unable to find any record of this happening.
*'''None of the above bullet points even fucking matter because it turned out that Jan had been in an unrelated accident in Maine and ad libbed the whole video before deciding to make it about GamerGate a few days later'''.
*[[Genius|Brianna thinks he can be murdered by a pellet gun]].
*[[Genius|Brianna thinks he can be murdered by a pellet gun]].


While the SJWs cried their little eyes out about the dangerous autist, [[Holocaust denial|the king of /pol/]] cried because "muh gamergate' or some shit and interviewed Jace in an attempt to prove he wasn't part of GamerGate. In the end, all it proved was that Jace was smarter than the king of [[Cock|/pol/]], as evidenced by his [http://deaglenation.tv/operation-wupoclapypse-manifesto-full-disclosure-on-gamergate/ poignant blog about the whole shebang]. Currently Eli is undercover in Canada, working dilligently to secure the servers to both [[Reddit]] and [[Tumblr]] in order to successfully complete phase II of Operation Wu-Pocalypse.
While the SJWs cried their little eyes out about the dangerous autist, [[Holocaust denial|the king of /pol/]] cried because "muh gamergate' or some shit and interviewed Jace in an attempt to prove he wasn't part of GamerGate. In the end, all it proved was that Jace was smarter than the king of [[Cock|/pol/]], as evidenced by his [http://deaglenation.tv/operation-wupoclapypse-manifesto-full-disclosure-on-gamergate/ poignant blog about all that had transpired]. Eli headed undercover to Canada, working dilligently to secure the servers to both [[Reddit]] and [[Tumblr]] in order to successfully complete phase II of Operation Wu-Pocalypse yet sadly, he never returned.


====A Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man Appears!====
====A Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man Appears!====
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3 February 2015. A new  challenger appears.
3 February 2015. A new  challenger appears.


Jace was contacted via Twitter by a {{twitter|theLFB|journalist}} who seemingly wanted to interview Jace regarding his recent accident and the Wupocalypse. However, less than one minute into the 37-minute interview, it becomes blatantly obvious that something is amiss with our fearless journalist; it turns out he is no ordinary [[Blogger|retard internet journalist]], he is in fact an [[autistic]] [[bisexual]] [[furry]] [[otherkin]] [[Jew]] with a stutter who still lives at home with his mom and decided that getting Jace to admit to his crimes in a Skype conversation might get his [[Brianna Wu|tranny senpai]] to notice him. In other words, [[Ethics in journalism|he pretended to be a journalist in order to trick a man with schizophrenia and autism into admitting crimes he may or may not have committed so he could write a smear piece on him]].  The journalist from TheLFB (Powerword: [https://kiwifar.ms/members/reuben-g-baron.5446/ Reuben G. Baron]) spent the next 37 minutes getting reamed by both Jace and his mom Gail before Jace revealed that he had also been recording the interview himself for posterity. Reuben got butthurt and told Jace [[Wat|it was illegal for him to record the interview even though Reuben was also recording the interview]], obviously because Reuben just got verbally wrecked for over half an hour by an autistic man who thought 2pac was alive and being held hostage by ISIS in Israel.
Jace was contacted via Twitter by a {{twitter|AndalusianDoge|journalist}} who seemingly wanted to interview Jace regarding his recent accident and the Wupocalypse. However, less than one minute into the 37-minute interview, it becomes blatantly obvious that something is amiss with our fearless journalist; it turns out he is no ordinary [[Blogger|retard internet journalist]], he is in fact an [[autistic]] [[bisexual]] [[furry]] [[otherkin]] [[Jew]] with a stutter who still lives at home with his mom and decided that getting Jace to admit to his crimes in a Skype conversation might get his [[Brianna Wu|tranny senpai]] to notice him. In other words, [[Ethics in journalism|he pretended to be a journalist in order to trick a man with schizophrenia and autism into admitting crimes he may or may not have committed so he could write a smear piece on him]].  The journalist from TheLFB (Powerword: [https://kiwifarms.net/members/reuben-g-baron.5446/ Reuben G. Baron]) spent the next 37 minutes getting reamed by both Jace and his mom Gail before Jace revealed that he had also been recording the interview himself for posterity. Reuben got butthurt and told Jace [[Wat|it was illegal for him to record the interview even though Reuben was also recording the interview]], obviously because Reuben just got verbally wrecked for over half an hour by an autistic man who thought 2pac was alive and being held hostage by ISIS in Israel.


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|"Hey mom, don't say anything about this guys gay stutter, he doesn't like to talk about it."|Jace to his mother, regarding the autist she was about to be speaking with.
|I don't care what you say about me as long as you put in there that I think that out of all the Fast and Furious movies Fast Furious 5 was the best one. You can say anything else, I don't care.|Jace Connors, asking the journalist  for something he couldn't deliver on
 
|Hy-hy-hyeah well...|Reuben Baron
 
|Hey mom, don't say anything about this guys gay stutter, he doesn't like to talk about it.|Jace to his mother, regarding the autism that was soon to be unleashed upon her.


|There's no such thing as Gonzo Journalism, you're just being a faggot on the internet.|Jace, surprising lucid.
|It's hard to put into words how frustrating this is.|Perfect way to describe a 37 minute conversation between two autists about GamerGate
 
|It doesn't matter what they say in college it's not a real thing it's just called blogging. You're just being a faggot on the internet.|Jace, surprising lucid.


|I can journalize some dick for you, if you want.|Jace, totally not gay
|I can journalize some dick for you, if you want.|Jace, totally not gay
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|Is it journalism class or a gender-studies class?|Jace.


|The joke wasn't funny therefore it is not a joke and therefore you threatened to kill people.|Ruben, first class SJW logic.
|The joke wasn't funny so therefore it is not a joke and therefore you threatened to kill people.|Ruben, first class SJW logic.
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Not content to getting his ass handed to him by just one autistic man on the internet, Reuben then went over to the Kiwi Farms and [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kiwi-farms-interview-with-the-journalist-who-interviewed-jace.7524/ got further blown out] by a group of people who find pictures of [[Chris Chan]]'s taint piercing [[sick fuck|interesting]] and informative. Shortly after, 8chan's /cow/ and /baph/ boards got wind of a fresh lolcow and like any good [[SJW]], [https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/2usmx2/targetted_by_baph_now/ Reuben went to GamerGhazi] to whine for brownie points before getting told he was an idiot and then deleted everything. A full rundown of Reuben's online presence can be found [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/reuben-baron-a-smart-bisexual-stuttering-clever-man.7540/ here]. The most hilarious part? Reuben did this to white knight for Brianna Wu, got thoroughly humiliated across multiple websites in the process, and [[LOL|Wu didn't even fucking notice]].
Not content to getting his ass handed to him by just one autistic man on the internet, Reuben then went over to the Kiwi Farms and [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kiwi-farms-interview-with-the-journalist-who-interviewed-jace.7524/ got further blown out] by a group of people who find pictures of [[Chris Chan]]'s taint piercing [[sick fuck|interesting]] and informative. Shortly after, 8chan's /cow/ and /baph/ boards got wind of a fresh lolcow and like any good [[SJW]], [https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/2usmx2/targetted_by_baph_now/ Reuben went to GamerGhazi] to whine for brownie points before getting told he was an idiot and then deleted everything. A full rundown of Reuben's online presence can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reuben-baron.7540/ here]. The most hilarious part? Reuben did this to white knight for Brianna Wu, got thoroughly humiliated across multiple websites in the process, and [[LOL|Wu didn't even fucking notice]].


====The End?====
====The End?====
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On the other side of the border, Eli had fallen into radio silence for 3 days since Jace ordered him to destroy the Reddit server -- with a ''sword'' -- in Canada.  It was assumed he was either arrested or [[stoned|KIA]].  [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/563480379953520640 Operation Wupoclapyse is over].
On the other side of the border, Eli had fallen into radio silence for 3 days since Jace ordered him to destroy the Reddit server -- with a ''sword'' -- in Canada.  It was assumed he was either arrested or [[stoned|KIA]].  [https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/563480379953520640 Operation Wupoclapyse is over].


With prominent [[GamerGate]] faggots on both side of the aisle properly trolled, Jace and Eli take a final bow before fading back into lesser known corners of the internet. However, this did little to stop John Flynt from sending her army of shit-eating liberalfags to report Jace's twitter account to death. His new twitter can be found {{twitter|jstryker91|here}}.
With prominent [[GamerGate]] faggots on both side of the aisle properly trolled, Jace and Eli take a final bow before fading back into lesser known corners of the internet. However, this did little to stop John Flynt from sending her army of shit-eating liberalfags to report Jace's twitter account to death.  
 
====Wupocalypse 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. Beating A Dead Horse Edition====
Feeling left out and hurt over their devastating break-up, Tyce Andrews realized that people were starting to take his buttbuddy Jace seriously and wasted no time in utilizing his rampant illiteracy to jump on the bandwagon.
Feeling left out and hurt over their devastating break-up, Tyce Andrews realized that people were starting to take his buttbuddy Jace seriously and wasted no time in utilizing his rampant illiteracy to jump on the bandwagon.


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==Confirmed for Troll==
==Confirmed for Troll==


23 February 2015; after much investigation and fact-finding by Kiwi faggots and /cow/boys, [http://deaglenation.tv/thank-you-for-playing/ Deagle Nation comes clean]. Jace Connors was an elaborate troll cooked up the performance artists/[[IRL]] trolls known as [[MDE]].
23 February 2015; after much investigation and fact-finding by [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi faggots]] and [[cow/|/cow/boys]], Deagle Nation comes clean. Jace Connors was an elaborate troll cooked up by someone with a loose affiliation to [[MDE]].


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On 25 February, we saw Jace's final livestream which proved once and for all that Deagle Nation was always a hoax.


On 25 February, we will see Jace's final livestream. While some EDiots might be quick to call this master ruseman a major faggot, [[never forget]] the fact that this means [[LOL|Brianna Wu tried to file a restraining order against a fictional character]]. [[GG]] you autistic tranny.
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While some EDiots might be quick to call this master ruseman a major faggot, [[never forget]] the fact that this means [[LOL|Brianna Wu tried to file a restraining order against a fictional character]]. [[GG]] you autistic tranny.
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==Deagle Nation's Downfall==
[[File:DEAGLE NATION YOKO ONO.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[https://kiwifarms.net/members/pandas-galore.5753/ Pandas Galore], the Yoko Ono of Deagle Nation who led to its demise through her quest for Jewgolds.]]
[[File:Deagle nation demise.png|200px|thumb|right|Death be not proud.]]
After the reveal livestream had come and gone, most of the general questions had been answered in regard to what had happened over the last two or so years:
*Jan Rankowski was a real life autist who had sperged hard enough at the age of nine that he was banned from playing on the school's playground for disobedient behavior and using profanity. His parents unsuccessfully sued the school district in an attempt to get his playground privileges back. [http://articles.latimes.com/2004/oct/11/nation/na-autism11]
*The actors who played Jace and Tyce were old high school friends and Jace's mother Gail was Jan's mother in real life. Named Gayle. Reuben G. Baron on the other hand, was all too real. Eli was someone they knew in real life who thought Jace and Tyce were real and was for the most part as retarded as the character he played.
*Did you ever notice that in the Tupacalypse videos that you never actually saw Eli's face?
*Jan Rankowski also had a [[sock puppet]] account on the Kiwi Farms named [https://kiwifarms.net/members/deagledad420.1438/ DeagleDad420], which was the main admin of the Deagle Nation subforum. Thus ensuring that Jan Rankowski had complete control and influence over all information on Jace until it was discovered he was indeed fake.
*Jace never went to Massachusetts to attempt to street race Brianna Wu. He flipped his mom's Prius in a deadly New England in a Maine snow storm and ad-libbed the entire video. Only days later did Jan add the allegations against Brianna Wu at the end of his Wupocalypse video and the rest is history.
*Team GamerFood was so buttblasted by the revelation that they spent two years trolling a guy who was actually trolling them that they felt the need to hack the Kiwi Farms and one member even called Jamie Walton pretending to be Jace himself. They still swear that the final reveal stream was a false flag to take the heat off Jace.
*[[Retarded|<strike>Brianna Wu</strike> John Flynt still shows the videos made by Tyce and Jace at speaking engagements and passes them off as legitimate threats on his life]].
*As usual, the pinnacle of journalistic standards known as [[Gawker]] bought the entire shebang hook, line, and sinker and wasted no time in writing multiple articles about the scary autistic man who was going to murder people with parkour.
After much pleading from Deagle Nation fans, Jan Rankowski decided to keep making videos as Jace W. Connors. However, Jace and Tyce only released a handful of videos over the next six months or so before Jace finally committed suicide and left behind {{archive|cxmxY|a suicide note}}. It later came to light that after Jace and Tyce's true identities were released they both had their share of fangirls in the Kiwi Farms. A slanty eyed Kiwi who went by Pandas Galore was able to talk her way into getting some one on one alone time with the Marine Trained Teen. Through this she was able to convince Tyce that he needed to monetize his contributions to Deagle Nation through the Kiwi Farms instead of doing it for the lulz and the infighting that followed was a major factor in its demise. GWS Deagle Nation, even Future Marines and their Marine Trained sidekicks prove no match for a woman on a quest for a free ride.
[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kiwi-farms-2015-bloodletting.11665/ For a more detailed account straight from the autists involved, look no further.]


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==How to troll Jace==
'''YOU CAN'T FAGGOT JACE HAS BEEN TROLLING YOU!'''


==See Also==
==See Also==


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*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[GamerGate]]
*[[GamerGate]]
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==Links==
== External links ==
*{{patreon|parkourdude91|Patreon}}
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Jace_Connors Lolcow.wiki article]
*[http://forums.deaglenation.tv The Official Deagle Nation Forums.]
* {{patreon|parkourdude91|Patreon}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/parkourdude91 Jace's old YouTube account]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationVideos Jace's new YouTube account]
* {{yt|u|parkourdude91|Jace's old YouTube account}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvgbmDYDzns46uLSlYBzkmA Jace's YouTube account for his live streams]
* {{yt|u|DeagleNationVideos Jace's new YouTube account}}
*[http://deaglenation.tv The official Deagle Nation website run by Jace]
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*[http://pepsiman.bandcamp.com/album/deagle-nation-wave Deagle Nation Wave] The official [[Vaporwave]] album of Deagle Nation
* <strike>[http://deaglenation.tv The official Deagle Nation website run by Jace]</strike> '''404'''
*{{dauser|parkourdude91|Jace's DeviantArt}}
* [http://pepsiman.bandcamp.com/album/deagle-nation-wave Deagle Nation Wave] The official [[Vaporwave]] album of Deagle Nation
*{{dauser|funkosaur420|Another DeviantArt account}}
* {{dauser|parkourdude91|Jace's DeviantArt}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/Puzzle1236 Tyce's YouTube account]
* {{dauser|funkosaur420|Another DeviantArt account}}
*[http://tyceandrews.com Tyce's website/blog]
* {{yt|u|Puzzle1236|Tyce's YouTube account}}
*[http://tyceandrews.com/anarchists-cookbook/ Probably the greatest thing to come out of Deagle Nation.]
* [http://tyceandrews.com Tyce's website/blog]
*[http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=ParkourDude91_Wiki A ripoff of the CWCki about Jace]
* <strike>[http://tyceandrews.com/anarchists-cookbook/ JUGGALO SURVIVAL GUIDE]</strike> '''404'''
*{{archive|QqoMq|Article on Jezebel covering the Wupocalypse}}
* {{archive|QqoMq|Article on Jezebel covering the Wupocalypse}}
*{{archive|W75pe|Sam Biddle tells us what he thinks of Jace, because everyone gives a fuck what Sam Biddle thinks amirite?}}
* {{archive|W75pe|Sam Biddle tells us what he thinks of Jace, because everyone gives a fuck what Sam Biddle thinks amirite?}}
*<strike>{{twitter|ParkourDude91|Jace's Twitter}}</strike> 404'd.
* <s>{{twitter|ParkourDude91|Jace's Twitter}}</s> 404'd.
*<strike>{{twitter|jstryker91|Jace's new twitter}}</strike> dead again
* <s>{{twitter|jstryker91|Jace's new twitter}}</s> dead again
*{{twitter|UnknownSold1er1|Tyce's Twitter}}
* {{twitter|MusilmHunter|Jace's last twitter}}
*{{twitter|IcyPlayboi69|Eli's Twitter}}
* {{twitter|UnknownSold1er1|Tyce's Twitter}}
*{{tumblr|parkourdude91|Jace's retarded Tumblr}}
* {{twitter|IcyPlayboi69|Eli's Twitter}}
*[https://kiwifar.ms/forums/deagle-nation.23/ The CWCki Forum's subforum about Jace; look here for the most up to date information.]
* {{tumblr|parkourdude91|FUCK YEAH, DEAGLES!}}
*[http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military/novel/parkourdude91/tiberius-rising/chapter/1 Tiberius Rising, Chapter 1]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/deagle-nation.23/ The Kiwi Farm's subforum about Jace; now closed and archived.]
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* [http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military/novel/parkourdude91/tiberius-rising/chapter/1 Tiberius Rising, Chapter 1]
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