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[[File:Lego orange chainsaw gentleman.jpg|thumb|[[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]]] | [[File:Lego orange chainsaw gentleman.jpg|thumb|[[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]]] | ||
''' | '''Lego''' is a [[gay|Danish]] company founded [[at least 100]] years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to [[children]] under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. [[Some argue|In contrast]], Legos are also made of [[win]] in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your [[special]] mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic [[dong]]. This combination of [[win]] and [[fail]] suits pretty much any ADD ridden [[faggot]] (see: [[Blunty3000]]) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their [[pathetic]] lives. | ||
Not only are they notorious for [[fact|killing small children]], but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from [[butthurt]] [[fanboy]] who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their [[derp|complex shapes]] or their ability to be made into '''''ANYTHING''''' at all? [[Noone]] will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating [[retard]] who needs serious halp over this [[sick]] obsession. | Not only are they notorious for [[fact|killing small children]], but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from [[butthurt]] [[fanboy]] who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their [[derp|complex shapes]] or their ability to be made into '''''ANYTHING''''' at all? [[Noone]] will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating [[retard]] who needs serious halp over this [[sick]] obsession. | ||
==Common Uses For Legos== | ==Common Uses For Legos== | ||
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{{frame|<gallery> | |||
File:Lego nazi nuremberg rally.jpg|Before | |||
File:Legodeathcamp.jpg|After | |||
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[[File:Lego-prostitute.gif|thumb|[[Prostitute|How to use Legos]]]] | [[File:Lego-prostitute.gif|thumb|[[Prostitute|How to use Legos]]]] | ||
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File:Legos.gif | File:Legos.gif | ||
File:Legoseriousbusiness.jpg|Legos: [[Serious Business]] | File:Legoseriousbusiness.jpg|Legos: [[Serious Business]] | ||
File:Build Your Own Trump Wall.png | |||
File:Legotupac.png|Lego [[2Pac]] | |||
File:Lego hazard.jpg|Legos can be dangerous | |||
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File:LDDScreenShot2.png | |||
File:Lego god.jpg | File:Lego god.jpg | ||
File:Nazi Lego Kit.jpg | |||
File:Legorapedream.jpg|A [[negro]] Legos wishes to rape a white woman | File:Legorapedream.jpg|A [[negro]] Legos wishes to rape a white woman | ||
File:Legosquare.jpg|Recreating [[Bayeux tapestry|historic moments in history]] | File:Legosquare.jpg|Recreating [[Bayeux tapestry|historic moments in history]] | ||
File:Lego terrorism.jpg|Legos supports [[Osama bin Laden|terrorism]] | File:Lego terrorism.jpg|Legos supports [[Osama bin Laden|terrorism]] | ||
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File:Lego slavery.jpg|[[Slavery]] is a common theme in Legos sets | File:Lego slavery.jpg|[[Slavery]] is a common theme in Legos sets | ||
File:Legonevermind.jpg|Now ruining albums | File:Legonevermind.jpg|Now ruining albums | ||
File:LEGOLibertarian.png | |||
File:Lego racism poster.jpg|Legos is rascist :O | File:Lego racism poster.jpg|Legos is rascist :O | ||
File:Secretnazilego.JPG|OMG, [[Secret Nazi]] Legos!! | File:Secretnazilego.JPG|OMG, [[Secret Nazi]] Legos!! | ||
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File:Legocat.jpg|Legos Cat is not amused | File:Legocat.jpg|Legos Cat is not amused | ||
File:Lego jfk.png|The new [[JFK]] series | File:Lego jfk.png|The new [[JFK]] series | ||
File:Legoweed.jpg|Legalize Legoes | |||
File:Bladolfhitler.jpg|Lego [[Hitler]]!! | |||
File:Lego_Wife_Beater.gif|You get your bitch ass back to the [[kitchen]]! | File:Lego_Wife_Beater.gif|You get your bitch ass back to the [[kitchen]]! | ||
File:lego-bdsm.jpg|[[BDSM]] | File:lego-bdsm.jpg|[[BDSM]] | ||
File:Gorelegoes1.jpg | |||
File:Legohamas.jpg|LEGO [[HAMAS]] | |||
File:Lego_Hawt_Cheerleader.jpg|Hawt new [[loli|prepubescent]] masturbation theme! | File:Lego_Hawt_Cheerleader.jpg|Hawt new [[loli|prepubescent]] masturbation theme! | ||
File:Lego_Mexican.jpg|Now comes in [[beaner]]! | File:Lego_Mexican.jpg|Now comes in [[beaner]]! | ||
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File:We are Legion!.jpg|Legos is Legion | File:We are Legion!.jpg|Legos is Legion | ||
File:LegoTF2.jpg|[[TF2]] Playset | File:LegoTF2.jpg|[[TF2]] Playset | ||
File:Legotractor.gif | |||
File:Lego_desu.png|<center>~[[desu]]~</center> | File:Lego_desu.png|<center>~[[desu]]~</center> | ||
File:Lego promotions.jpg|[[Shamwow|Legoswow!]] | File:Lego promotions.jpg|[[Shamwow|Legoswow!]] | ||
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File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]! | File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]! | ||
File:Legolongcat.jpg|Legos [[Longcat]] is looooooooooooooooong. | File:Legolongcat.jpg|Legos [[Longcat]] is looooooooooooooooong. | ||
File:Holohoaxkitlego.jpg | |||
File:Holohoaxkit2.JPG | |||
File:Legopanzer.jpg | |||
File:Legointensify.gif | |||
File:Nazilegoguy.jpg | |||
File:Nlegitler.jpg | |||
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* Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos. | * Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos. | ||
* Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy. | * Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy. | ||
* Point out that 'Lego' is a brand name and [[Grammar Nazi|an uncountable noun,]] and refuse to recognize what they mean by 'legos' | |||
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* Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle. | * Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Autism]] - a requirement to play with legos. | |||
*[[Shit nobody cares about]] | *[[Shit nobody cares about]] | ||
*[[Blunty3000]] | *[[Blunty3000]] | ||
*[[Barbie]] | *[[Barbie]] | ||
*[[Fanboy]] | *[[Fanboy]] | ||
*[[13-year-old boy]] | *[[13-year-old boy]] | ||
*[[RAGE]] | *[[RAGE]] | ||
*[[Manchild]] | |||
===Shameless Ripoffs=== | |||
*[[Roblox]] | |||
*[[Blockland]] | *[[Blockland]] | ||
*[[Minecraft]] | *[[Minecraft]] | ||
==Links pl0x== | ==Links pl0x== | ||
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*[http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Official Legos site] | *[http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Official Legos site] | ||
*[http://club.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Legos Club site] | *[http://club.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Legos Club site] | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|LEGOClubTV|Legos Club YouTube channel}} | ||
*[http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/LEGO-boycot-funny-475550.html Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings] | *[http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/LEGO-boycot-funny-475550.html Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings] | ||
*[http://www.davidglennsimmons.com/archive/MyLegoCreations/The%20Reinvention%20of%20Lego.htm Lego is serious business] | *[http://www.davidglennsimmons.com/archive/MyLegoCreations/The%20Reinvention%20of%20Lego.htm Lego is serious business] | ||
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*[http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/ Another crappy fansite.] [[Asking for it|Surprisingly troll-free.]] | *[http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/ Another crappy fansite.] [[Asking for it|Surprisingly troll-free.]] | ||
*[http://www.talentapes.com/valerielego/ Official Legos reporter] | *[http://www.talentapes.com/valerielego/ Official Legos reporter] | ||
*[http://curiousphotos.blogspot.co.uk/2009/09/lego-church.html Sad, lonely, 50-year-old cat-obsessed virgin Christfag spends 18 months building Lego church, posts results online] | |||
*[http://www.bricklink.com Sell your Legos for Jew golds!] | *[http://www.bricklink.com Sell your Legos for Jew golds!] | ||