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[[Image:Lego chainsaw.jpg|thumb|The only [[meme]] ever sprouted from Legos]]
[[File:Lego chainsaw.jpg|thumb|The only [[meme]] ever sprouted from Legos]]
[[Image:Lego orange chainsaw gentleman.jpg|thumb|[[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]]]
[[File:Lego orange chainsaw gentleman.jpg|thumb|[[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]]]


'''Legos''' is a [[gay|Danish]] company founded [[at least 100]] years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to [[children]] under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. [[Some argue|In contrast]], Legos are also made of [[win]] in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your [[special]] mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic [[dong]]. This combination of [[win]] and [[fail]] suits pretty much any ADD ridden [[faggot]] (see: [[Blunty3000]]) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their [[pathetic]] lives.
'''Lego''' is a [[gay|Danish]] company founded [[at least 100]] years ago whose sole purpose is to create cheap, plastic "bricks", toys and figurines, and sell them to [[children]] under the age of 3 in hopes of choking them. [[Some argue|In contrast]], Legos are also made of [[win]] in the sense that you can build pretty much any fucking thing your [[special]] mind can come up with, like a town, a boat, or even a gigantic [[dong]]. This combination of [[win]] and [[fail]] suits pretty much any ADD ridden [[faggot]] (see: [[Blunty3000]]) or 6-year-old boy in hopes of finding something semi-meaningful to do with their [[pathetic]] lives.


Not only are they notorious for [[fact|killing small children]], but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from [[butthurt]] [[fanboy]] who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their [[derp|complex shapes]] or their ability to be made into '''''ANYTHING''''' at all? [[Noone]] will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating [[retard]] who needs serious halp over this [[sick]] obsession.
Not only are they notorious for [[fact|killing small children]], but Legos have also gathered a surprisingly (and disturbingly) large fanbase over the years, mostly from [[butthurt]] [[fanboy]] who should've grown out of lego by the fifth grade but instead have continued on through their thirties. What makes Legos so irresistible to the fanboy's delight? Is it their [[derp|complex shapes]] or their ability to be made into '''''ANYTHING''''' at all? [[Noone]] will ever know, but it is known that whoever plays with these is a self-hating [[retard]] who needs serious halp over this [[sick]] obsession.


==Common Uses For Legos==
==Common Uses For Legos==
[[Image:Legodeathcamp.jpg|thumb|left|Lego: Fun for the whole family since [[Holocaust|1939]]]]
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[[Image:Lego-prostitute.gif|thumb|[[Prostitute|How to use Legos]]]]
{{frame|<gallery>
File:Lego nazi nuremberg rally.jpg|Before
File:Legodeathcamp.jpg|After
</gallery>|background=white|margin=auto}}
[[File:Lego-prostitute.gif|thumb|[[Prostitute|How to use Legos]]]]


Here is a [[Shit nobody cares about|compiled list of uses for legos]]:
Here is a [[Shit nobody cares about|compiled list of uses for legos]]:
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==Why Legos Is Fail==
==Why Legos Is Fail==
[[Image:Lego piece rage.jpg|center|500px]]
[[File:Lego piece rage.jpg|center|500px]]
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==Legos Fanboys==
==Legos Fanboys==
[[Image:Lego-blago.jpg|thumb|[[Rod Blagojevich|The Governor of Legoland]]]]
[[File:Lego-blago.jpg|thumb|[[Rod Blagojevich|The Governor of Legoland]]]]
[[Image:Lego-stephen-hawking.jpg|thumb|right|People who like legos love [[Stephen Hawking]]!]]
[[File:Lego-stephen-hawking.jpg|thumb|right|People who like legos love [[Stephen Hawking]]!]]


Sadly, [[Hitler|like all good things]], there are [[fanboy|people]] who take everything too [[Srsly|seriously]]. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of [[crap]]py parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus [[unfunny|unoriginal]]. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the [[internet]], complaining about [[Shit nobody cares about|how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now]]. Here are some examples of their [[faggotry]]:
Sadly, [[Hitler|like all good things]], there are [[fanboy|people]] who take everything too [[Srsly|seriously]]. Lego fanboys, typically in their 20's to 40's, create "films" starring the lego figures they got back in 2nd grade and never got unattached from. These films consist of [[crap]]py parodies of blockbuster movies or videogames, or something that's been done a thousand times and is thus [[unfunny|unoriginal]]. Legos fanboys are ever so present on the [[internet]], complaining about [[Shit nobody cares about|how Lego models aren't as good as they used to be and that they should make more "mature" Legos for grown-ups now]]. Here are some examples of their [[faggotry]]:


<center>{{fv|Legofv01|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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|<center>'''Hot Lego Porn'''</center>
{{fv|Legofv01|background-color:white;text-align:center;|font-weight: bold;
<youtube>OhcnfadmUm0</youtube>
;Hot Lego Porn
|<center>'''Seriously, what the fuck.'''</center>
|<youtube>OhcnfadmUm0</youtube>
<youtube>1m2Mome2FvA</youtube>
;Seriously, what the fuck.
|<center>'''Halo 2 faggotry'''</center>
|<youtube>1m2Mome2FvA</youtube>
<youtube>AI2urE-Z66E</youtube>
;Halo 2 faggotry
|<center>'''Blunty3000 joins the fail'''</center>
|<youtube>AI2urE-Z66E</youtube>
<youtube>O-tkqpHnxTI</youtube>
;Blunty3000 joins the fail
|<center>'''The Passion of Lego Jesus'''</center>
|<youtube>O-tkqpHnxTI</youtube>
<youtube>KOrZIbfZ3qI</youtube>
;The Passion of Lego Jesus
|<center>'''Metallica is dead'''</center>
|<youtube>KOrZIbfZ3qI</youtube>
<youtube>s_Y9zWjCzuM</youtube>
;Metallica is dead
}}</center>
|<youtube>s_Y9zWjCzuM</youtube>}}
}}


<center><big>'''Click [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=lego+&aq=f here] for more Lego fanboy bullshit on Youtube'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''Click [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=lego here] for more Lego fanboy bullshit on Youtube'''</big></center>
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<center>{{frame|[[Image:Lego watchmen.jpg|center|WHO LEGOS THE LEGOMEN?]]|border=black|background=yellow}}</center>
<center>{{frame|[[File:Lego watchmen.jpg|center|WHO LEGOS THE LEGOMEN?]]|border=black|background=yellow}}</center>
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==Legos Has Gone Full Furfag==
==Legos Has Gone Full Furfag==
[[Image:Legos_-_Has_Gone_Full_Furfag.jpg|right|thumb|Furries...constantly fucking up everything.]]
[[File:LEGO Chima R34.PNG|left|thumb]]
[[File:Legos_-_Has_Gone_Full_Furfag.jpg|right|thumb|Furries...constantly fucking up everything.]]
Part of their 2013 [[fail|failup]], The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima".  Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG!  Never...never go full furfag...
Part of their 2013 [[fail|failup]], The Legos Group is introducing yet another overdone, overly cliche, overreaching theme called "Legends Of Chima".  Where as recent themes have introduced snake people, classic monsters and even animu characters, this new theme rapes right on out of the subtletly and goes straight to FULL FURFAG!  Never...never go full furfag...


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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{collapsegallery|Legos Gallery|legogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{collapsegallery|Legos Gallery|legogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Legos.gif
File:Legos.gif
Image:Legoseriousbusiness.jpg|Legos: [[Serious Business]]
File:Legoseriousbusiness.jpg|Legos: [[Serious Business]]
Image:Lego god.jpg
File:Build Your Own Trump Wall.png
Image:Legorapedream.jpg|A [[negro]] Legos wishes to rape a white woman
File:Legotupac.png|Lego [[2Pac]]
Image:Lego hazard.jpg|Legos can be dangerous
File:Lego hazard.jpg|Legos can be dangerous
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Legosquare.jpg|Recreating [[Bayeux tapestry|historic moments in history]]
File:LDDScreenShot2.png
Image:Lego terrorism.jpg|Legos supports [[Osama bin Laden|terrorism]]
File:Lego god.jpg
Image:Legostoreloli.jpg|Legos stores are a common hangout for [[pedophile]]s
File:Nazi Lego Kit.jpg
Image:Lego irl.jpg|[[IRL]]
File:Legorapedream.jpg|A [[negro]] Legos wishes to rape a white woman
Image:Lego slavery.jpg|[[Slavery]] is a common theme in Legos sets
File:Legosquare.jpg|Recreating [[Bayeux tapestry|historic moments in history]]
Image:Legonevermind.jpg|Now ruining albums
File:Lego terrorism.jpg|Legos supports [[Osama bin Laden|terrorism]]
Image:Lego racism poster.jpg|Legos is rascist :O
File:Legostoreloli.jpg|Legos stores are a common hangout for [[pedophile]]s
Image:Secretnazilego.JPG|OMG, [[Secret Nazi]] Legos!!
File:Lego irl.jpg|[[IRL]]
Image:Legodoitfaggot.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]
File:Lego slavery.jpg|[[Slavery]] is a common theme in Legos sets
Image:Lego biblical.jpg|Legos Bible: Coming soon to a store near you
File:Legonevermind.jpg|Now ruining albums
Image:Legosuicidegirls.jpg|How [[Suicide Girls]] really die
File:LEGOLibertarian.png
Image:Legopodcast.jpg|Legos take priority over [[Women|womenz]]
File:Lego racism poster.jpg|Legos is rascist :O
Image:Lego hitler shirt.jpg|[[Hitler|SIEG HEIL!]]
File:Secretnazilego.JPG|OMG, [[Secret Nazi]] Legos!!
Image:MohammedLego.jpg|[[Muhammad]] playset
File:Legodoitfaggot.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]
Image:Lego mudkip.jpg|[[mudkip|so i herd u liek legos?]]
File:Lego biblical.jpg|Legos Bible: Coming soon to a store near you
Image:From lego to weed.jpg|Another product sponsored by Legos
File:Legosuicidegirls.jpg|How [[Suicide Girls]] really die
Image:407px-Magic Kingdom Nessy.jpg|[[Basement Dweller]]'s masterpiece
File:Legopodcast.jpg|Legos take priority over [[Women|womenz]]
Image:Legocat.jpg|Legos Cat is not amused
File:Lego hitler shirt.jpg|[[Hitler|SIEG HEIL!]]
Image:Lego jfk.png|The new [[JFK]] series
File:MohammedLego.jpg|[[Muhammad]] playset
Image:Lego_Wife_Beater.gif|You get your bitch ass back to the [[kitchen]]!
File:Lego mudkip.jpg|[[mudkip|so i herd u liek legos?]]
Image:lego-bdsm.jpg|[[BDSM]]
File:From lego to weed.jpg|Another product sponsored by Legos
Image:Lego_Hawt_Cheerleader.jpg|Hawt new [[loli|prepubescent]] masturbation theme!
File:407px-Magic Kingdom Nessy.jpg|[[Basement Dweller]]'s masterpiece
Image:Lego_Mexican.jpg|Now comes in [[beaner]]!
File:Legocat.jpg|Legos Cat is not amused
Image:Lego_Dragon_Fuck_You.jpg|<center>[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU!<br>I'M A DRAGON!]]</center>
File:Lego jfk.png|The new [[JFK]] series
Image:Gingrich-lego.jpg
File:Legoweed.jpg|Legalize Legoes
Image:Legos_-_Niggers.jpg|Now comes in nigger!
File:Bladolfhitler.jpg|Lego [[Hitler]]!!
Image:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_02.jpg|What your average Legos builder looks like.
File:Lego_Wife_Beater.gif|You get your bitch ass back to the [[kitchen]]!
Image:Legos_-_James_Jessiman.png|The fallen God of the Legos fan community.
File:lego-bdsm.jpg|[[BDSM]]
Image:Legos_-_Rick_Rolled.jpg|<center>[[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled!]]</center>
File:Gorelegoes1.jpg
Image:Dt22_28b.jpg|<center>Legos love a good [[rape]]!</center>
File:Legohamas.jpg|LEGO [[HAMAS]]
Image:Legos_-_KKK_Members.jpg|Now comes in<br> [[Ku Klux Klan|Nigger Hater]]
File:Lego_Hawt_Cheerleader.jpg|Hawt new [[loli|prepubescent]] masturbation theme!
Image:Lego_Jesus.jpg|Legos Jesus
File:Lego_Mexican.jpg|Now comes in [[beaner]]!
Image:1412379141-children-play-near-giant-smiling-lego-man.jpg|YGGR
File:Lego_Dragon_Fuck_You.jpg|<center>[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|FUCK YOU!<br>I'M A DRAGON!]]</center>
Image:We are Legion!.jpg|Legos is Legion
File:Gingrich-lego.jpg
Image:LegoTF2.jpg|[[TF2]] Playset
File:Legos_-_Niggers.jpg|Now comes in nigger!
Image:Lego_desu.png|<center>~[[desu]]~</center>
File:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_02.jpg|What your average Legos builder looks like.
Image:Lego promotions.jpg|[[Shamwow|Legoswow!]]
File:Legos_-_James_Jessiman.png|The fallen God of the Legos fan community.
Image:Legos_-_Seems_Legot.jpg
File:Legos_-_Rick_Rolled.jpg|<center>[[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled!]]</center>
Image:She wants the Brick.jpg
File:Dt22_28b.jpg|<center>Legos love a good [[rape]]!</center>
Image:Grumpy Lego.jpg
File:Legos_-_KKK_Members.jpg|Now comes in<br> [[Ku Klux Klan|Nigger Hater]]
Image:Equality_Profile_Pictures_Lego.jpg
File:Lego_Jesus.jpg|Legos Jesus
Image:Legos_-_Animu_Legos.jpg|Now comes in [[weaboo|animu]]!
File:1412379141-children-play-near-giant-smiling-lego-man.jpg|YGGR
Image:Legos_-_The_Lego_Inciddent.gif
File:We are Legion!.jpg|Legos is Legion
Image:Lego Computer Raspberry Pi.jpg
File:LegoTF2.jpg|[[TF2]] Playset
Image:LegoEscher.jpg
File:Legotractor.gif
Image:Lego merchant face jew meme.jpg|[[Merchant Face]]
File:Lego_desu.png|<center>~[[desu]]~</center>
Image:Lego Angry Birds.jpg
File:Lego promotions.jpg|[[Shamwow|Legoswow!]]
Image:Legos_-_Face_Hugger_Alien.jpg
File:Legos_-_Seems_Legot.jpg
Image:Legos_-_What_I_Remember_Most.jpg
File:She wants the Brick.jpg
Image:Legos_-_Storm_Leader.jpg
File:Grumpy Lego.jpg
Image:Lego_Escher_2.jpg
File:Equality_Profile_Pictures_Lego.jpg
Image:Legos_-_Cthulhu.jpg
File:Legos_-_Animu_Legos.jpg|Now comes in [[weaboo|animu]]!
Image:Legos_-_Strategy.jpg
File:Legos_-_The_Lego_Inciddent.gif
Image:LOL_Cats_-_Lego_Give_A_Fuck.jpg
File:Lego Computer Raspberry Pi.jpg
Image:Futurama_lego.jpg
File:LegoEscher.jpg
Image:Legos_-_Butters.jpg
File:Lego merchant face jew meme.jpg|[[Merchant Face]]
Image:Legos_-_Friends_Jealousy.jpg
File:Lego Angry Birds.jpg
Image:Dead_horse_beating.jpg
File:Legos_-_Face_Hugger_Alien.jpg
File:Legos_-_What_I_Remember_Most.jpg
File:Legos_-_Storm_Leader.jpg
File:Lego_Escher_2.jpg
File:Legos_-_Cthulhu.jpg
File:Legos_-_Strategy.jpg
File:LOL_Cats_-_Lego_Give_A_Fuck.jpg
File:Futurama_lego.jpg
File:Legos_-_Butters.jpg
File:Legos_-_Friends_Jealousy.jpg
File:Dead_horse_beating.jpg
File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]!
File:Lego Hydroponics.jpg|[[Smoke Weed Everyday|Build Weed everyday]]!
File:Legolongcat.jpg|Legos [[Longcat]] is looooooooooooooooong.
File:Holohoaxkitlego.jpg
File:Holohoaxkit2.JPG
File:Legopanzer.jpg
File:Legointensify.gif
File:Nazilegoguy.jpg
File:Nlegitler.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==How To Troll Legos Fans==
==How To Troll Legos Fans==
[[Image:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_01.jpg|thumb|Typical Legos Creator]]
[[File:Legos_-_Typical_Fan_-_01.jpg|thumb|Typical Legos Creator]]
* Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks
* Say that Legos is a knock-off of MegaBlocks
* Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized  
* Tell them that Legos City is too juniorized  
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* Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos.
* Tell them they're PLAYING with Legos not BUILDING with Legos.
* Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy.
* Ask them why they like PLAYING with a children's toy.
* Point out that 'Lego' is a brand name and [[Grammar Nazi|an uncountable noun,]] and refuse to recognize what they mean by 'legos'
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* Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle.
* Say Hero Factory was the ultimate downfall to the glory that was Bionicle.


==See Also==
==See Also==
[[Image:Legolongcat.jpg|thumb|150px|Legos [[Longcat]] is looooooooooooooooong.]]


*[[Autism]] - a requirement to play with legos.
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Blunty3000]]
*[[Blunty3000]]
*[[Barbie]]
*[[Barbie]]
*[[Fanboy]]
*[[Fanboy]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[RAGE]]
*[[Manchild]]
===Shameless Ripoffs===
*[[Roblox]]
*[[Roblox]]
*[[13 year old boy]]
*[[RAGE]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]
*[[Minecraft]]
*[[Manchild]]
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==Links pl0x==
==Links pl0x==
{{4chanarchive|92290073|Lego cars|37836937|Lego man's wife is a whore|47820551|[[Nostalgia thread]]|align=right}}
*[http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Official Legos site]
*[http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Official Legos site]
*[http://club.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Legos Club site]
*[http://club.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx Legos Club site]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/LEGOClubTV Legos Club YouTube channel]
*{{yt|u|LEGOClubTV|Legos Club YouTube channel}}
*[http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/LEGO-boycot-funny-475550.html Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings]
*[http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/LEGO-boycot-funny-475550.html Sudan boycotts Legos in news of Muhammed drawings]
*[http://www.davidglennsimmons.com/archive/MyLegoCreations/The%20Reinvention%20of%20Lego.htm Lego is serious business]
*[http://www.davidglennsimmons.com/archive/MyLegoCreations/The%20Reinvention%20of%20Lego.htm Lego is serious business]
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*[http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/ Another crappy fansite.] [[Asking for it|Surprisingly troll-free.]]
*[http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/ Another crappy fansite.] [[Asking for it|Surprisingly troll-free.]]
*[http://www.talentapes.com/valerielego/ Official Legos reporter]
*[http://www.talentapes.com/valerielego/ Official Legos reporter]
*[http://curiousphotos.blogspot.co.uk/2009/09/lego-church.html Sad, lonely, 50-year-old cat-obsessed virgin Christfag spends 18 months building Lego church, posts results online]
*[http://www.bricklink.com Sell your Legos for Jew golds!]
*[http://www.bricklink.com Sell your Legos for Jew golds!]


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