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'''Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense''' or '''BJOMGWTFBBQAODN''' is a [[TL;DR]] page on [[Wikipedia]] where Wikipedians try [[erection|very hard]] to [[unfunny|prove they have a sense of humour]]. This page makes no sense for a number of reasons: | '''Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense''' or '''BJOMGWTFBBQAODN''' is a [[TL;DR]] page on [[Wikipedia]] where Wikipedians try [[erection|very hard]] to [[unfunny|prove they have a sense of humour]]. This page makes no sense for a number of reasons: | ||
#[[Wikipedophiles|Wikipedians]] have no sense of humor. | #[[Wikipedophiles|Wikipedians]] have no sense of humor. | ||
#The title makes it known that the jokes they are finding are bad, yet they are the only | #The title makes it known that the jokes they are finding are bad, [[Lol|yet they are the only jokes on Wikipedia]]. | ||
#If you like humour so much, why are you deleting it? | #[[Facepalm|If you like humour so much, why are you deleting it]]? | ||
#Why make the obvious assertion that jokes are nonsense, dummy? | #Why make the obvious assertion that jokes are nonsense, dummy? | ||
#They call themselves Wikipedians. | #They call themselves [[Tryhard|Wikipedians]]. | ||
#Wikipedians have no sense of humour | #Wikipedians have no sense of humour | ||
#This list is very British. | #This list is [[DO NOT WANT|very British]]. | ||
Spending any significant amount of time at BJAODN is [[srsly]] hazardous to your lulz, and may cause you to laugh like {{audio|Wikilaugh. | Spending any significant amount of time at BJAODN is [[srsly]] hazardous to your lulz, and may cause you to laugh like {{audio|Wikilaugh.ogg|this}}. | ||
==Original Research== | ==Original Research== | ||
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*No, it isn't that [[funny]] to anybody except [[you]]. That is what [[Uncyclopedia]] is for. | *No, it isn't that [[funny]] to anybody except [[you]]. That is what [[Uncyclopedia]] is for. | ||
*Anything about which you cannot be [[buttsecks|buggered]] to write one complete sent | *Anything about which you cannot be [[buttsecks|buggered]] to write one complete sent | ||
*It basically shoots cum out of it, and [[girls]] eat it, and then screams of pleasure, and jail bait, and getting banged in [[jail]], and dying with it erect! WOODY! | *It basically shoots cum out of it, and [[girls]] eat it, and then screams of pleasure, and jail bait, and getting banged in [[jail]], and dying with it erect! WOODY! | ||
==Links on BJAODN== | ==Links on BJAODN== | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense&oldid=28094 Very First BJAODN page.] | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense&oldid=28094 Very First BJAODN page.] | ||
*[ | *[[wikipedia:Wikipedia talk:Votes for deletion/List of really really stupid article ideas that you should not create|The talk page of the votes for deletion on the rly,rly,rly page]] | ||
*[ | *[[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/Sysop_Accountability_Policy|In a telling comment on Wikipedia "Sysop Accountability" is listed in the BJAODN collection]]. | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:DAFT Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles], the closest thing to [[lulz]] that Wikipedia has, but still far, far away from true lulz. | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:DAFT Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles], the closest thing to [[lulz]] that Wikipedia has, but still far, far away from true lulz. | ||
{{WP}} | {{WP}} | ||
[[Category:Wikis Suck]] | [[Category:Wikis Suck]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:28, 9 November 2015
Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense or BJOMGWTFBBQAODN is a TL;DR page on Wikipedia where Wikipedians try very hard to prove they have a sense of humour. This page makes no sense for a number of reasons:
- Wikipedians have no sense of humor.
- The title makes it known that the jokes they are finding are bad, yet they are the only jokes on Wikipedia.
- If you like humour so much, why are you deleting it?
- Why make the obvious assertion that jokes are nonsense, dummy?
- They call themselves Wikipedians.
- Wikipedians have no sense of humour
- This list is very British.
Spending any significant amount of time at BJAODN is srsly hazardous to your lulz, and may cause you to laugh like
.
Original Research
The first BJOMGWTFBBQAODN edit that still exists within Wikipedia edit history (see below) strangely enough contains an actual joke on the concept of logical positivism. This is hysterical to Dr. ParkingStones as he is the only person in the whole of the known universe who would ever find such a joke funny.
The joke follows:
- Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless.
- Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic.
- This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
A link on the front of the current page leads to a page called Wikipedia:List of really really stupid article ideas that you should not create and contained the following box which looked like a template. This box would be funny if it were, y'know, funny — but it's not.
The page was obviously marked as VFD by a Wikirobotian operation on Neutral. The page was saved but people actually voted to delete because it was irredeemably POV. Idiots. (For the VFD Page, See Below.)
Classic quotes
Quotes from Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense and Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
- No, it isn't that funny to anybody except you. That is what Uncyclopedia is for.
- Anything about which you cannot be buggered to write one complete sent
- It basically shoots cum out of it, and girls eat it, and then screams of pleasure, and jail bait, and getting banged in jail, and dying with it erect! WOODY!
Links on BJAODN
- Very First BJAODN page.
- The talk page of the votes for deletion on the rly,rly,rly page
- In a telling comment on Wikipedia "Sysop Accountability" is listed in the BJAODN collection.
- Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles, the closest thing to lulz that Wikipedia has, but still far, far away from true lulz.
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