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[[Image:006-3-dildo-monster.jpg|thumb|Might need a few moar mouths for this one.]]
[[Image:006-3-dildo-monster.jpg|thumb|Might need a few moar mouths for this one.]]


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The opposite of [[anal sex]]. Fellatio is a Latin word, which means "the act of [[cockmongler|sucking cock]]". [[Your Mom]] does this ''really well'', but your dad needs more practice.
 
{{Quote|A blowjob isn't with your mouth.  It's with your heart.  Now get on your knees and put that heart to work|[[South Park]]}}
 
The opposite of [[anal sex]]. Fellatio is a Latin word which means "the act of [[cockmongler|sucking cock]]". [[Your Mom]] does this ''really well'', but your dad needs more practice.


It's also A character in William [[Shakespeare]]'s ''The Tempest''. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).
It's also A character in William [[Shakespeare]]'s ''The Tempest''. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).


[[Texas]] [[Republicans]] have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.
[[Texas]] [[Republican]]s have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.


Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think ''long and hard'' on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:
Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think ''long and hard'' on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:
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|[http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_unsuck_a_penis It's true]}}
|[http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_unsuck_a_penis It's true]}}


[[Image:Wiki-fellatio02.png|thumb|[[Wikipedia Porn|Wiki porn]] of fellatio]]
[[Image:Loveisinthemouth.jpg|thumb|Nothing but pure love.]]


== Technique ==
== Technique ==
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# [[????]]
# [[????]]
# [[Profit|Get her to suck your dick]]!
# [[Profit|Get her to suck your dick]]!
[[File:SuckItBiatch.jpg|thumb|A truly master.]]


'''The Variation''', popular with [[self injury]] folk:
'''The Variation''', popular with [[self injury]] folk:
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=== Autofellatio ===
=== Autofellatio ===


What [[you]] tried every day as a kid. [[Autofellatio]] is hard to describe, but [http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml How to Suck Your Own Dick] gives a good guide. Also [[TOW]] has a [[Wikipedia:File:Autofellation drawing 2.svg|nice image]][[Media:Autofellation_drawing_2.svg.png|[1]]] of it, proving that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]].
{{Main|Auto-fellatio}}
 
What [[you]] tried every day as a kid. Auto-fellatio is hard to describe, but [http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml How to Suck Your Own Dick] gives a good guide. Also [[TOW]] has a [[Wikipedia:File:Autofellation drawing 2.svg|nice image]][[Media:Autofellation_drawing_2.svg.png|[1]]] of it and [[Wikipedia:Autofellatio#Physical aspects|info on its feasibility]]—further proving that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]].


== Slang ==
== Slang ==
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* Becoming [[rich and beautiful]]
* Becoming [[rich and beautiful]]
* Getting your dick sucked by your mom you fucking [[fruit]]
* Getting your dick sucked by your mom you fucking [[fruit]]
* [[Chookling]] mah [[13 year old boy|playmates]] (see [[Didaskalos]])
* [[Chookling]] mah [[13-year-old boy|playmates]] (see [[Didaskalos]])
* Drinking from the [[Cock|Garden Hose]]
* Drinking from the [[Cock|Garden Hose]]
* Sucking Sausage
* Sucking Sausage
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Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for [[fat]] chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the [[Clinton]] Administration. For [[anorexic]] girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.
Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for [[fat]] chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the [[Clinton]] Administration. For [[anorexic]] girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.
== Video ==
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== Galleries ==
== Galleries ==
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File:Stupidblowy.jpg|She tried to deep throat it and split her soft palette.
File:Stupidblowy.jpg|She tried to deep throat it and split her soft palette.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] has sucked ALL the cocks.
File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] has sucked ALL the cocks.
File:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] maintains she is NOT a trashy cockwhore.
File:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] maintains she is NOT a trashy cockwhore.
File:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
File:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
File:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
File:Just_one_of_those_days.jpg
File:Cocksucks.jpg|Cock sucks
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
File:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
File:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
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File:Institute of oral love.jpg
File:First dates.jpg
File:First dates.jpg
File:CrackgivinHead.jpg|Crack 'head'
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File:Fellatio_-_Clinton.jpg
File:Epic_bj.jpg|AND she doesn't have any teeth!!
File:Epic_bj.jpg|AND she doesn't have any teeth!!
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File:DoingItWrongBJ.jpg
File:Suckifatdick.jpg
File:Suckifatdick.jpg
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File:Crosseyebj.jpg|Cock eyed redefined
File:Crosseyebj.jpg|Cock eyed redefined
File:Cocknose.jpg|Forcing [[retard]]s into oral isn't [[doing it wrong|wrong]] in some [[Israel|countries]].
File:Cocknose.jpg|Forcing [[retard]]s into oral isn't [[doing it wrong|wrong]] in some [[Israel|countries]].
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File:Skullfuckwrong.jpg|
File:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
File:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
File:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [http://cgi.4chan.org/b/ /b/])
File:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [[b/|/b/]])
File:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
File:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
File:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
File:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
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File:Oldboys.jpg|[[Lemon party]]
File:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
File:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
File:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
File:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
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File:Happyhoe.jpg|Bitches love sucking dick
File:Happyhoe.jpg|Bitches love sucking dick
File:Inyourmouth.jpg
File:Inyourmouth.jpg
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File:Dick_cock_cheese_smegma22.jpg|Eating some dick cheese
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File:Tongueskills.gif|A future fellatrix training
File:Tongueskills.gif|A future fellatrix training
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File:MayLeeFellatio.gif|SUCK ME
File:Forzaiger.gif|Going bananas.
File:Blowjobgirl.gif|Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
File:Blowjobgirl.gif|Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
File:Surprise_facefucking.gif|[[Doing it right]]
File:Surprise_facefucking.gif|[[Doing it right]]
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File:Blo1image.gif
File:Blo1image.gif
File:Sarah-palin-BJ.gif
File:Sarah-palin-BJ.gif
File:Typicalasiangirl.gif|She succ u long time, 5 dorra.
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File:Nikki_Grind.gif
File:Beardjob.gif|A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
File:Beardjob.gif|A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
File:Bonehead.gif
File:Bonehead.gif
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File:Gay_suck_773.gif|Obvious gay is Obvious.
File:Gay_suck_773.gif|Obvious gay is Obvious.
File:Gaymusclebj.gif
File:Shower_suck.gif
File:Glory.gif|Homo-parental family breastfeeding. Not be a caveman
File:Gblow 01.gif|Ben Stiller's only successful movie
File:Gblow 01.gif|Ben Stiller's only successful movie
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File:Gblow_02.gif  
File:Gblow_02.gif  
File:Gblo.gif
File:Gblo.gif
File:Gaymilitarybj.gif|The few. The proud.
File:Gaymilitarybj_large.gif|The few. The proud.
File:Businessman_deepthroat.gif
File:Businessman_deepthroat.gif
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File:Scold's bridle.gif|Peace, quiet, and blowjobs on tap
== Video ==
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
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* [[You]]: [[Truth|Someone who'll never receive a blowjob]].
* [[You]]: [[Truth|Someone who'll never receive a blowjob]].
* [[Sex]]: Like a Blowjob with chance of [[breeder|babies]]!
* [[Sex]]: Like a Blowjob with chance of [[breeder|babies]]!
* [[Do You Want To Play With My Balls]]
* [[Gay]]: If a guy is doing this to you  
* [[Gay]]: If a guy is doing this to you  
* [[No Homo]]: Save against the gay
* [[No Homo]]: Save against the gay
* [[Here Comes The Airplane]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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Revision as of 19:49, 26 August 2022

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Switzerland is getting blowjob cafés!!!1
Might need a few moar mouths for this one.


   
“ 		 
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.


 

„
  		 

—J. Edgar Hoover


   
“ 		 
A blowjob isn't with your mouth. It's with your heart. Now get on your knees and put that heart to work
  		„
  		 

—South Park

The opposite of anal sex. Fellatio is a Latin word which means "the act of sucking cock". Your Mom does this really well, but your dad needs more practice.

It's also A character in William Shakespeare's The Tempest. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).

Texas Republicans have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.

Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think long and hard on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:


   
“ 		 
Once a dick has been sucked, it cannot be un-sucked. The person having sucked said dick will forever be left with the stigma of having a dick in, and around, their mouth. Furthermore, common knowledge of this dick sucking incident will result in future ridicule and perhaps complete alienation from ones social community. Due to this permanent nature of dick sucking, the decision to suck and/or lick a dick must not be taken lightly.


 

„
  		 

—It's true

Nothing but pure love.

Technique

Explanations on how to get head—written by an expert!

  1. Get her really drunk
  2. ????
  3. Get her to suck your dick!
A truly master.

The Variation, popular with self injury folk:

  1. While she is sucking, tell her that you will rape her.
  2. She will at this point bite your penis off.
  3. Awesome!.

Gay head

Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the ass, so gay men don't have many options to choose from.

Autofellatio

Moar info: Auto-fellatio.

What you tried every day as a kid. Auto-fellatio is hard to describe, but How to Suck Your Own Dick gives a good guide. Also TOW has a nice image[1] of it and info on its feasibility—further proving that Jimbo Wales is a sick fuck.

Slang

Getting a blowjob is also known as "Cash"

Fellatio is the medical term—what are kids using on the street?

Benefits for Women

Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for fat chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the Clinton Administration. For anorexic girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.

Video

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Yes. You just watched that.

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