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[[Image:KurtNaked.jpeg|thumb|The <strike>man</strike> bat himself]] | [[Image:KurtNaked.jpeg|thumb|The <strike>man</strike> bat himself]] | ||
'''KurtBatz''' is a [[furry]] [[drama]][[whore]] from [[England|the good ole country]] who suffers from [[homosexuality|being fabulous,]] the irresistible urge to stalk, and [[Asperger's syndrome|the chronic inability to understand other hoomans]]. He is, according to his [[LiveJournal]], "soft as [[shit]] really," but [[Shit nobody cares about|recent research]] implies that he may simply be [[shit]]. He has started [[at least 100]] [[jihad|righteous wars on the internet]] and is a gigantic [[faggot]]. He also honestly believes that he is a [[batshit crazy|bat]], displaying such a fervor in this belief that it almost makes other [[furry|furries]] look normal. | '''KurtBatz''' is a [[furry]] [[drama]][[whore]] from [[England|the good ole country]] who suffers from [[homosexuality|being fabulous,]] the irresistible urge to stalk, and [[Asperger's syndrome|the chronic inability to understand other hoomans]]. He is, according to his [[LiveJournal]], "soft as [[shit]] really," but [[Shit nobody cares about|recent research]] implies that he may simply be [[shit]]. He has started [[at least 100]] [[jihad|righteous wars on the internet]] and is a gigantic [[faggot]]. He also honestly believes that he is a [[batshit crazy|bat]], displaying such a fervor in this belief that it almost makes other [[furry|furries]] look normal. | ||
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==KurtBatz is still a faggot== | ==KurtBatz is still a faggot== | ||
Kurt often [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/50785/ criticizes] elements of the furry fandom, stating that his opinion is [[fact]] and inarguable. Of course, he is happy to [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/51957/ cry] when he doesn't get his way. He sometimes [http://2-gryphon.livejournal.com/138000.html?thread=5966352#t5966352 threatens to leave the fandom] but never does so, as the only "friends" he has are all, in fact, furries. Kurt is, however, happy with this, as he prefers his friends to be the kind of pathetic, spineless fuck common in the furry fandom. The staggeringly retarded army of [[cocksucker|sycophants]] at his beck and call allows him to say or do pretty much everything and still have the moral support of his friends list. | Kurt often <del>[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/50785/ criticizes]</del>deleted elements of the furry fandom, stating that his opinion is [[fact]] and inarguable. Of course, he is happy to <del>[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/51957/ cry]</del>deleted when he doesn't get his way. He sometimes [http://2-gryphon.livejournal.com/138000.html?thread=5966352#t5966352 threatens to leave the fandom] but never does so, as the only "friends" he has are all, in fact, furries. Kurt is, however, happy with this, as he prefers his friends to be the kind of pathetic, spineless fuck common in the furry fandom. The staggeringly retarded army of [[cocksucker|sycophants]] at his beck and call allows him to say or do pretty much everything and still have the moral support of his friends list. | ||
Kurt has a reputation for being a [[drama]] whore and an [[internet tough guy]] who will often make legal, social or [http://foxen-alopex.livejournal.com/166839.html physical] threats when hidden behind his [[shit|immaculately drawn]] avatars, but is in fact unwilling or unable to deliver on them in real life. He has gotten into [[at least 100 years ago|at least 100]] [http://azraelwings.livejournal.com/2869.html?thread=29749#t29749 arguments with artists] over late or unsatisfactory furry art commissions. He also has an [http://azraelwings.livejournal.com/2869.html?thread=5941#t5941 obsession] with [[babyfur|babyfurs]] that goes beyond simple (and understandable) disgust into unhealthy single-mindedness. Given that [http://kurtbatz.livejournal.com/profile fully half his friendslist] are actually babyfurs, however, we can safely assume that Kurt is in fact a diaper-loving [[hypocrite]]. Kurt holds endless and [[lulz|lulz-inducing]] grudges against anyone who so much as looks at his sunglasses funny. A prime example would be his [[retarded]], one-sided war with noted furry ''enfant terrible'' [[FurAffinity#Arcturus_Nova|Arcturus]]. KurtBatz has also admitted to voluntarily reading the Daily Mirror and The Sun, [[conservative]] tabloid <strike>shitrags</strike> newspapers distributed in the UK, which confirms that KurtBatz also hates [[freedom]], [[Americans]], and everyone else's opinion. | Kurt has a reputation for being a [[drama]] whore and an [[internet tough guy]] who will often make legal, social or [http://foxen-alopex.livejournal.com/166839.html physical] threats when hidden behind his [[shit|immaculately drawn]] avatars, but is in fact unwilling or unable to deliver on them in real life. He has gotten into [[at least 100 years ago|at least 100]] [http://azraelwings.livejournal.com/2869.html?thread=29749#t29749 arguments with artists] over late or unsatisfactory furry art commissions. He also has an [http://azraelwings.livejournal.com/2869.html?thread=5941#t5941 obsession] with [[babyfur|babyfurs]] that goes beyond simple (and understandable) disgust into unhealthy single-mindedness. Given that [http://kurtbatz.livejournal.com/profile fully half his friendslist] are actually babyfurs, however, we can safely assume that Kurt is in fact a diaper-loving [[hypocrite]]. Kurt holds endless and [[lulz|lulz-inducing]] grudges against anyone who so much as looks at his sunglasses funny. A prime example would be his [[retarded]], one-sided war with noted furry ''enfant terrible'' [[FurAffinity#Arcturus_Nova|Arcturus]]. KurtBatz has also admitted to voluntarily reading the Daily Mirror and The Sun, [[conservative]] tabloid <strike>shitrags</strike> newspapers distributed in the UK, which confirms that KurtBatz also hates [[freedom]], [[Americans]], and everyone else's opinion. | ||
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Image:Kurtneeds.jpg|Kurt's response to this article | Image:Kurtneeds.jpg|Kurt's response to this article | ||
Image:Kurtneeds2.jpg|More of Kurt's reaction to the article | Image:Kurtneeds2.jpg|More of Kurt's reaction to the article | ||
Image: | Image:CHIN SENSES TINGLING.jpg|At night KurtBatz puts on [[gay|lavender tights]] and [[lie|becomes a superhero]] to fight crime as <s>The Crimson Chin</s> '''The Kurtz''' | ||
Image:KurtFeets.jpg|Hesa shoot his feets | Image:KurtFeets.jpg|Hesa shoot his feets | ||
Image:Throwrocksatkurt.jpg|I've brought the rocks! | Image:Throwrocksatkurt.jpg|I've brought the rocks! | ||
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*Andreus | *Andreus | ||
*Azzy | *Azzy | ||
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