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[[File:Bandicam 2023-05-21 18-22-22-587.jpg|thumb|right|Hallefuckinglujah! Miracles do come true. ]] | [[File:Bandicam 2023-05-21 18-22-22-587.jpg|thumb|right|Hallefuckinglujah! Miracles do come true. ]] | ||
Oak And Cauldron is a really fucking shitty failed business ran by a group of right wing meth head lunatics out of Eugene, Oregon. The LLC was created in May of 2020 and was disbanded in January of this year because they were too poor to upkeep the domain. The company on it's own is very uninteresting and uneventful. On a surface level it appears to be a beauty product brand based on skin care. Aka it's a disgusting snake oil brand created by actual faggots meant to steal your money away from you while providing you with next to no substance. Now you may be thinking, who in the flying fuck cares about this dogshit brand created by someone's 70 year old aunt Jeanine? Well it has more relation to this website then you think. Before I get into it's ties to this website let's go ahead and go over who the owners are and what makes them notable on their own. Warning you may want to kill yourself after reading this dogshit article so brace your ass. And no this is not a hate article, I and many others at this point feel this is a topic worth laughing at. Hopefully the subjects will [[AnHero|anhero]] very shortly after its release. | Oak And Cauldron is a really fucking shitty failed business ran by a group of right wing meth head lunatics out of Eugene, Oregon. The LLC was created in May of 2020 and was disbanded in January of this year because they were too poor to upkeep the domain. The company on it's own is very uninteresting and uneventful. On a surface level it appears to be a beauty product brand based on skin care. Aka it's a disgusting snake oil brand created by actual faggots meant to steal your money away from you while providing you with next to no substance. Now you may be thinking, who in the flying fuck cares about this dogshit brand created by someone's 70 year old aunt Jeanine? Well it has more relation to this website then you think. Before I get into it's ties to this website let's go ahead and go over who the owners are and what makes them notable on their own. Warning you may want to kill yourself after reading this dogshit article so brace your ass. And no this is not a hate article, I and many others at this point feel this is a topic worth laughing at. Hopefully the subjects will [[AnHero|anhero]] very shortly after its release. | ||
Don't get us wrong we aren't a fan of CrackedRack either. He too can take a double barrel shotgun and kill himself with it. Preferably on camera so his 10 year old audience sees it and is traumatized. | |||
= Valerie Smith = | = Valerie Smith = | ||
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* Make fun of the fact they spend their money on meth and have none for food probably | * Make fun of the fact they spend their money on meth and have none for food probably | ||
* Add Glen Smith on Facebook pretending to be the his wife's ex lover Levi Forst (Who famously says I forst a fart) then confront him about his daughters custody. Be aggressive. | |||
= Updates = | = Updates = | ||
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* Valerie Smith is seen firedancing on Facebook and talking about depression and teeth problems keeping her skinny. She has seen a boost in viewage more then likely due to her infamy from her latest actions. | * Valerie Smith is seen firedancing on Facebook and talking about depression and teeth problems keeping her skinny. She has seen a boost in viewage more then likely due to her infamy from her latest actions. | ||
* Valerie Smith has deleted fucking everything in regards to her business after not only this article went up but after multiple people reviewed her business negatively for spouting bullshit about how much she hates jews on facebook under her real name, which is totally not something a lunatic would do. | |||
= GANGSTALKING = | |||
The meth viking's are still at it. In this case they are now so mentally deluded they are claiming gangstalking against CrackedRack. Claiming that he is not only a viscous known pedophile with literally zero evidence but also claiming that he is gang-stalking them. Not just this but he is claiming as well that he is being paid by CrackedRack's brother 3000 dollars a month to gangstalk him. If these allegations are true, what a fucking retard for publicly admitting it. Worst gangstalker ever. | |||
[[File:Image (4).png|thumb|center|Reddit user plasticbackgrounds is Glen Smith of Oak and Cauldron fame. ]] | |||
CrackedRack did make a video on it but I'm not going to link it because who fucking cares. | |||
Email address: [email protected] | |||
last place attended: Portland Community College. | |||
Criminal record for Valerie Lisette Holman/Smith | |||
10/27/07 - Offense unknown but apparently misdeamanor | |||
11/07/07 - Felony reckless driving | |||
11/07/07 - Felony property damage | |||
11/07/07 - Criminal mischief in the second degree Felony | |||
11/07/07 - No safety belts misdemanor | |||
09/04/08 - DUI felony committed to mental institution | |||
Glen Smith - | |||
Unknown date 2003 - Misdeamanor marijuana charge | |||
Unkonwn date - Misdemeanor marijuana charge | |||
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[[File:Bandicam 2023-05-21 21-34-18-822.jpg|thumb|center|Her poor fucking children]] | [[File:Bandicam 2023-05-21 21-34-18-822.jpg|thumb|center|Her poor fucking children]] | ||
== Relevant Links == | |||
[https://www.facebook.com/people/Oak-and-Cauldron/100072502983206/?_rdr Oak And Cauldron Facebook Page] | [https://www.facebook.com/people/Oak-and-Cauldron/100072502983206/?_rdr Oak And Cauldron Facebook Page] | ||
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[https://www.facebook.com/Rev.GlenSmith Glen Smith's Facebook] | [https://www.facebook.com/Rev.GlenSmith Glen Smith's Facebook] | ||
[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072189155574 Val's Facebook] | [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072189155574 Val's Facebook] | ||
== see also == | |||
*[[Meth]] | |||
*[[narcissist]] | |||
*[[Insane]] | |||