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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}} | {{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}} | ||
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<div style="background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''<font style="text-decoration:blink; color: red;">WARZONE</font>''' — There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div> | <div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''<font style="text-decoration:blink; color: red;">WARZONE</font>''' — There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div> | ||
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<b>With Isræl, you fail!</b></div>|2=Jewsyoulose.jpg|3=100px|4=#FF0000|5=275px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}} | <b>With Isræl, you fail!</b></div>|2=Jewsyoulose.jpg|3=100px|4=#FF0000|5=275px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}} | ||
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{{ib | {{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}} | ||
[[Image:Israel flag.gif|220px|center]] | |||
{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}} | |||
{{ibrow|''' | |||
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}} | {{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}} | ||
{{ | {{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}} | {{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}} | {{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli | {{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually closeted [[ | {{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}} | {{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}} | ||
{{ | {{ibend}} | ||
[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]] | |||
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]] | [[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]] | ||
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]] | [[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]] | ||