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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Isræl}}
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{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}
{{spoiler|isræl is [https://www.timesofisrael.com/raped-abused-exploited-ukrainian-women-seeking-refuge-in-israel-find-no-haven/ officially a rape haven] and [https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/ pedophile's paradise],<br> Jew pedos are [https://www.timesofisrael.com/with-pedophiles-seeking-sanctuary-in-israel-one-way-parents-can-protect-kids/ escaping justice by getting into Isræl with automatic immunity], and they '''{{archive|IZbcO|named a kindergarten}}''' in honor of [[Greville Janner]]{{Jew}}.<br>because of those, all Zionists are [[rape]] and [[Pedophile]] apologists}}
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<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="dispute">This country is a '''<font style="text-decoration:blink; color: red;">WARZONE</font>''' &mdash; There are profound lulz to be had, if anyone survives to report it. Fingers crossed for further drama.</div>
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<b>With Isræl, you fail!</b></div>|2=Jewsyoulose.jpg|3=100px|4=#FF0000|5=275px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}}
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{{ib|[[Image:Israel flag.gif|thumb|220px|Alternative flag of Israel (since 1948)]]}}
{{ib|<big>'''[[gas|State]] of Israel'''</big><br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)<br>دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل (Arabic)<br>}}
{{ibhead|<big>'''Israel'''</big>}}
[[Image:Israel flag.gif|220px|center]]
{{ibrow|'''Name'''|State of Israel<br>מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ (Hebrew)<br>सनातनी इज़राइल (Hindi)}}
{{ibrow|'''Anthem'''|<s>''Hava Nagila''</s><br>''Hatikvah'' ("The [[Barack Obama|Hope]]")}}
{{ibrow|'''National Anthem'''|''Hathikvah''}}
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}
{{ibrow|'''Goverment'''|<s>Halakka-ruled Theocracy</s><br>[[Secular]] [[Israeli apartheid|Apartheid]] "[[Democracy]]"}}
{{Ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerussalem (claimed)}}
{{ibrow|'''Capital'''|Tel Aviv (de facto)<br>Jerusalem (claimed)}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Independence Day]]'''|May 14, 1948}}
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}
{{ibrow|'''Leader'''|Isaac Herzog{{Jew}} (President) <br>Benjamin Netanyahu{{Jew}} (Prime Minister)}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Ethic Groups'''|'''Majority''': Jews{{Jew}} (Askhenazim, Serphadim, Mizrahim, Beta Israeli, etc) <br>'''Minority''': Arabs<br>[[Gentiles]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli Sheckel}}
{{ibrow|'''Currency'''|Israeli [[Shekel]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually closeted [[Atheists]])<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Judaism]] (culturally only, as most of them are actually [[closeted]] [[Atheist]]s)<br>[[Islam]]<br>[[Christianity]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}
{{ibrow|'''Population'''|9 Million}}
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[[File:AjE0Dd0 700bwp.png|thumb|Borders for me, but not for thee.]]
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]
[[Image:Israel-ISIS-flag.png|thumb|right|220px|The [[False flag|unofficial flag]] of Israel. {{wayback|http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/isis_--_the_new_israel_20141214|20141224182510}} ]]
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]
[[Image:Eretz Israel.jpg|thumb|right|220px| How it got erected.]]


'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as {{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}} is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.
'''The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl''' (Hebrew: '''ישראל''' Arabic: <s>'''[[Palestine|فلسطين]]'''</s> Hindi: '''इजराइल'''), also known as '''{{archive|RPf3M|The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem}}''' is [[USA]]'s 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of [[oxymoron|Godless Jews]] in the south of the levant. It was founded after [[WW2]] by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, [[WIN|create a house of slaves for indigenous people]], and one-up [[Hitler]]. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be [[High score|second place]] in genocide.


As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place!  It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''
As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's ([[irony|who they don't believe in]]) will that [[USI|they have a Promised Land]], and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place!  It's currently a land ruled by [[fascist]] assholes like {{ytlink|0jHV6CLYyf8|Bibi Netanyahu}} whose {{ytlink|hyHsO6WTJeE|numba 1 priority is killing babies}}, bombing hospitals (see also: [[9/11|motherfucking war crimes]]), {{ytlink|hA4wX2M_W4U|persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come}} and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. '''{{archive|4vdzf}}'''
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== Military policy ==
== Military policy ==
<center>{{frame|{{quote|The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies.|Zionist Theodor Herzl '''{{archive|ERS9T}}}}|background=#ffd700|border=#ffd700}}</center><br>
<center>{{frame|{{quote|The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies.|{{archive|ERS9T|Zionist Theodor Herzl}}}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br>
[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]
[[File:fight_israel_die.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Israel's official military policy]]
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
Although killing Arab [[Muslims]] is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
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Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.
Following the example of [[JIDF]], [[GIYUS]], and [[Megaphone Desktop Tool|Megaphone]], filthy Semites are immigrating en masse to [[Wikipedia]] in order to sway discussion and wikitruth to their favor. It comes as a surprise to absolutely no one that Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can subvert, has become the world's foremost Zionist shill.


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<center>'''Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia'''</center>
<center>'''Jewish Internet Defense Force and how to edit Wikipedia'''</center>
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===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===
===TOW and Israel's secret weapon===
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The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.
The Bibi Jugend (see [[Hitler Youth]]) are an increasingly prevalent menace to free speech in this [[fascist]] fgtland called Israel.


<br><center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=#ffd700|border=#ffd700}}</center><br>
<br><center>{{frame|{{quote|The people again chose a government that is based on intimidating people. They selected a racist that, on election day, told the media the Arabs are flocking to the polls like mice. What would you say if in Germany people said the Jews are flocking to the polls like mice?|[https://www.timesofisrael.com/yonatan-geffen-assaulted-at-netanya-home/ Geffen speaks da truth as is beaten for it.]}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center><br>


== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==
== Hans Herzl, Son of Theodor Herzl, was a closeted Muslim ==
 
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<center>{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=gold|border=gold}}</center>
{{frame|{{quote|I cannot be a member of a synagogue. It denies the messiahship of Jesus which to me is an indisputable historical fact. I cannot adhere to any Christian church since I do not hold that Jesus was God.|uncircumcised Hans Herzl was a Muslim}}|background=#ffd700|border=#ffd700}}</center><br>
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<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center>
<center>[https://quran.com/5?startingVerse=116][https://www.jta.org/archive/hans-herzl-son-of-theodor-herzl-commits-suicide-after-funeral-of-sister-paulina]</center>
 
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==Israel and flame wars==
==Israel and flame wars==
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]
[[File:Yitzhak rabin assassination - the final solution.png|right|thumb|230px|Being on Israel's side doesn't always help]]
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== Videos ==
== Videos ==
 
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;Little known fact that even the Zionist state violates Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, therefore it is doesn't valid and have no right to exist.
;Little known fact that even the Zionist state violates Jewish scriptures and Torah Law, therefore it is doesn't valid and have no right to exist.
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==Gallery==
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File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.
File:Benjamin Netanyahu.jpg|Current Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu caught "asking" for American help with Iran.
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File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags
File:Israeli milk bags.jpg|in Israel milk often comes in bags
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)
File:Idfbabes.jpg | IDF girls are HOT (no arabs or niggers plz)
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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