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[[File:Suzi Olsen Cousin.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The poor woman soon fainted]] | [[File:Suzi Olsen Cousin.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The poor woman soon fainted]] | ||
'''Suzanne "Suzi" Olsen''' (AKA '''Sooz''') is a paranoid [[Shameless Self Promotion|self proclaimed]] bi-sexual [[Feminist|feminist]] [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|fat]] dwarf from [[Ausfailia|Australia]] who has gained all the [[Attention Whore|attention]] she wants through intentionally causing [[Flame wars|flame wars]] by thoughtless "pranks" that she blames on everyone but herself. She is a compulsive liar, a closet [[Transexual|transwoman]] and has been banned from numerous forums for [[Troll|trolling]], [[Drama|drama]], racism and general faggotry causing her to create [[Butthurt|her own forums]]. She claims to be [[Autism|autistic]] but this is a dishonest self diagnosis based on an [[e-psychiatrist]] who was [[Ann Coulter|leading her on]] and letting her muff dive on her due to her having the hots for Ellen Degeneres. She could well be suffering from undiagnosed [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]] or paranoid [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] and as of August 2018 there is an ongoing boycott of her forums due to excessive abuse. She has a collection of dildos for [[secks]], has debts in excess of $11,000 and is into pissing and farting and supports the use of domestic violence. | '''Suzanne "Suzi" Olsen''' (AKA '''Sooz''') is a thin-skinned paranoid [[Shameless Self Promotion|self proclaimed]] bi-sexual [[Feminist|feminist]] [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|fat]] [[Jew|Jewish]] dwarf from [[Ausfailia|Australia]] who has gained all the [[Attention Whore|attention]] she wants through intentionally causing [[Flame wars|flame wars]] by thoughtless "pranks" that she blames on everyone but herself. She is a compulsive liar, a closet [[Transexual|transwoman]] and has been banned from numerous forums for [[Troll|trolling]], [[Drama|drama]], racism and general faggotry causing her to create [[Butthurt|her own forums]]. She claims to be [[Autism|autistic]] but this is a dishonest self diagnosis based on an [[e-psychiatrist]] who was [[Ann Coulter|leading her on]] and letting her muff dive on her due to her having the hots for Ellen Degeneres. She could well be suffering from undiagnosed [[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]] or paranoid [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] and as of August 2018 there is an ongoing boycott of her forums due to excessive abuse. She has a collection of dildos for [[secks]], has debts in excess of $11,000 and is into pissing and farting and supports the use of domestic violence. | ||
She follows the North [[Melbourne]] [[Rule 34|Aussie rules football]] club, who keep her as member despite [[Homosexuality|kissing]] the then President's personal assistant on the lips in 2011. She was a member at the Hawthorn club until she was caught trying to [[Faggot|molest]] the mascot before the 2008 Grand Final. She believes that anyone famous in Australian rules is her cousin. The list includes; | She follows the North [[Melbourne]] [[Rule 34|Aussie rules football]] club, who keep her as member despite [[Homosexuality|kissing]] the then President's personal assistant on the lips in 2011. She was a member at the Hawthorn club until she was caught trying to [[Faggot|molest]] the mascot before the 2008 Grand Final. She believes that anyone famous in Australian rules is her cousin. The list includes; | ||
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*[[You]] | *[[You]] | ||
She eats family pets, in particular cats and dogs, and is a known [[racist]] having abused an Asian and never fully apologising for it. She also defends kiddie fiddlers like [[Hey Dad..!|Robert Hughes]] and [[Catholic|George Pell]], thugs like Andrew Gaff who punched out an opponent on the sporting field and racists like Peter Dutton who believes all gangs in Victoria are from South Sudan. She has also attacked the [[Whore|women]] of the [[MeToo]] movement, and has never held down a job in her life. | She eats family pets, in particular cats and dogs, and is a known [[racist]] having abused an Asian and never fully apologising for it, and opposing the addition of support for [[Aboriginals]] in the [[Australian]] [[Constitution]]. She also defends kiddie fiddlers like [[Hey Dad..!|Robert Hughes]] and [[Catholic|George Pell]], thugs like Andrew Gaff who punched out an opponent on the sporting field and racists like Peter Dutton who believes all gangs in Victoria are from South Sudan. She has also attacked the [[Whore|women]] of the [[MeToo]] movement and approves of [[Domestic Violence|domestic violence]], and has never held down a job in her life. | ||
== Habitual lying troll == | == Habitual lying troll == | ||
[[File:Suzi grinning.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|I'm such an attention whore!]] | [[File:Suzi grinning.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|I'm such an attention whore!]] | ||
She constantly lies about her life and when [[Anonymous|anyone]] challenges her she threatens to report the person to [[The Man|Victoria Police]], Consumer Affairs, Telstra, the [[AFP]] and even the [[Party Van]]. She has also issued death threats. Her beliefs include; | She constantly lies about her life and when [[Anonymous|anyone]] challenges her she threatens to report the person to [[The Man|Victoria Police]], Consumer Affairs, Telstra, the [[AFP]], [[Elon Musk]] and even the [[Party Van]]. She has also issued death threats. Her beliefs include; | ||
*Respect is automatic - it is not earned | *Respect is automatic - it is not earned | ||
*[[Hawaii]] is part of [[Japan]] | *[[Hawaii]] is part of [[Japan]] | ||
*The West Indies is part of the [[United States of America]] | *The West Indies is part of the [[United States of America]] | ||
*[[Croatia]] and [[Serbia|Bosnia]] are part of [[Russia]] | *[[Croatia]] and [[Serbia|Bosnia]] are part of [[Russia]] | ||
*The [[Wales|Welsh]] are [[Scotland|Scottish]] | |||
*[[Fart|Farts]] are needed to recover from a colonoscopy | |||
*Melbourne Airport and Tullamarine Airport are two separate airports | *Melbourne Airport and Tullamarine Airport are two separate airports | ||
*To get from Melbourne to Geelong it is quicker to go via Ballarat | *To get from Melbourne to Geelong it is quicker to go via Ballarat | ||
*Believes that [[Pissing|pissing]] relieves a man's [[Erection|boner]] | *Believes that [[Pissing|pissing]] relieves a man's [[Erection|boner]] | ||
*Captain Cook sailed into Botany Bay in 1788 meaning that his death in Hawaii in 1779 was [[Fake News|fake news]] | *Captain Cook sailed into Botany Bay in 1788 meaning that his death in Hawaii in 1779 was [[Fake News|fake news]] | ||
*Australian is a race, not a nationality | |||
*Indigenous Americans are African Americans, not [[Injuns|Native Americans]] | *Indigenous Americans are African Americans, not [[Injuns|Native Americans]] | ||
*Lake Geneva is a state of the [[United States of America]] | |||
*[[Autism]] is caused by the DSM-5 gene | *[[Autism]] is caused by the DSM-5 gene | ||
*[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] is the President of [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canada]] | *[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] is the President of [[Soviet Canuckistan|Canada]] | ||
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*Believes that the influenza vaccine contains penicillin | *Believes that the influenza vaccine contains penicillin | ||
*Hates renting anything - wants to buy even when one can't afford it | *Hates renting anything - wants to buy even when one can't afford it | ||
*Putting restrictions on out of control teenagers is discrimination | |||
*A doughnut is really a bagel | *A doughnut is really a bagel | ||
*A muffin/biscuit is really a scone | |||
== Aussie Footy Forums == | == Aussie Footy Forums == | ||
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{{quote|If you guys want me to apologise then cease and desist from making stupid abusive comments about me on your shoutbox. I can read that shoutbox and i’m getting called some abusive names on it. Now beat it before i get your forum taken down along with the morons who keep on abusing me. Because all the comments that i’m getting aren’t all positive. Most of them are negative and are defamatory. Do you idiots want to be sued? Because if that is the case you are going to be all up on defamation charges and be up on criminal charges due to your ongoing behaviour|[[Attorney at lol|Sue away, faggot!]]}} | {{quote|If you guys want me to apologise then cease and desist from making stupid abusive comments about me on your shoutbox. I can read that shoutbox and i’m getting called some abusive names on it. Now beat it before i get your forum taken down along with the morons who keep on abusing me. Because all the comments that i’m getting aren’t all positive. Most of them are negative and are defamatory. Do you idiots want to be sued? Because if that is the case you are going to be all up on defamation charges and be up on criminal charges due to your ongoing behaviour|[[Attorney at lol|Sue away, faggot!]]}} | ||
Olsen was allegedly being sued for $64,000 for defamation. Shit got real. Proceeding was struck out with right of reinstatement to the [[Supreme Court]] as long as Olsen gave the judge a [[Blowjob|blowjob]] while muff diving [[Monica Lewinsky]]. She was forced to apologise. Also said we'll stop doing what we're doing here when we won't as it is [[ED:ABOUT|news]]. | Olsen was allegedly being sued for $64,000 for defamation. Shit got real. Proceeding was struck out with right of reinstatement to the [[Supreme Court]] as long as Olsen gave the judge a [[Blowjob|blowjob]] while muff diving [[Monica Lewinsky]]. She was forced to apologise. Also said we'll stop doing what we're doing here when we won't as it is [[ED:ABOUT|news]]. Later she denied ever being sued. | ||
== Famous quotes == | == Famous quotes == | ||
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|Pranking arseholes that just lurk on here. Either sign up or fuck off from my forum.|Way to scare people away from you, stupid | |||
|How about you learning to show respect to those of us who have been here longer than you have. You don't like getting pm's from me. You fail at listening to the most senior mod here when he merged your thread with mine. Now you're calling me a troublemaker. Show some respect.|Olsen demanding respect first | |How about you learning to show respect to those of us who have been here longer than you have. You don't like getting pm's from me. You fail at listening to the most senior mod here when he merged your thread with mine. Now you're calling me a troublemaker. Show some respect.|Olsen demanding respect first | ||
|Melbz and junior banned again for abusing me. when i go out somewhere i'm not providing food. so how about you mind your own fucking business. the same could be said when you fucking idiots lecture me. Not my fucking fault you dumb cunts. You get banned because you abuse admin. go start your own forums you stupid pieces of shit|[[U MAD|Epic meltdown]] | |Melbz and junior banned again for abusing me. when i go out somewhere i'm not providing food. so how about you mind your own fucking business. the same could be said when you fucking idiots lecture me. Not my fucking fault you dumb cunts. You get banned because you abuse admin. go start your own forums you stupid pieces of shit|[[U MAD|Epic meltdown]] | ||
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== Links == | == Links == | ||
These can constantly change due to Olsen trying to hide from herself, switching from private to public, and empty sites could be filled again. | These can constantly change due to Olsen trying to hide from herself, switching from private to public, and empty sites could be filled again. | ||
*[https://aussiefootyforums.com/ | *[https://aussiefootyforums.com/community Her current main website] | ||
*[https://aussiefootyforums.com/ | *[https://aussiefootyforums.com/forum Her main website other folder] | ||
*<s>[https://aussiefootyforums.net/forum Her original main website]</s> [[BALEETED]] | *<s>[https://aussiefootyforums.net/forum Her original main website]</s> [[BALEETED]] | ||
*[https://www.affofficial.com/forum Her alternative main website] | *[https://www.affofficial.com/forum Her alternative main website] | ||
*[https://suzannelolsen.com/forum Her personal main website] | *[https://suzannelolsen.com/forum Her personal main website] | ||
*[https://carntheroos4eva.com/forum Her first other back up website] | *[https://carntheroos4eva.com/forum Her first other back up website] | ||
*[https://biggerfootynuffies.com/forum Her second other back up website] | *<s>[https://biggerfootynuffies.com/forum Her second other back up website]</s> [[BALEETED]] | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT2HXOWAVVImrFuaF9vr7Ng You Tube #1] | *[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT2HXOWAVVImrFuaF9vr7Ng You Tube #1] | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/carnthemightroos4eva You Tube #2] | *[https://www.youtube.com/user/carnthemightroos4eva You Tube #2] | ||