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[[Image:Einsteinsconstantlulzloop.jpg| | {{Notice|See: [[Lulz Map]], [[IDIFTL]], Just like cosmological constant, Einstein predicted [[The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz]]}} | ||
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[[Image:LULZ_birth.png|thumb|Scientists have carbon dated the first use of '''lulz''' to [[Jameth]].]] | [[Image:LULZ_birth.png|thumb|Scientists have carbon dated the first use of '''lulz''' to [[Jameth]].]] | ||
[[File:Lulisdick.png|thumb|right|So you came here for the LULz? the Dutch claim [[penis|otherwise]].]] | |||
[[Image:White_pages_lulz.png|thumb|[[Ohio]] has the highest concentration of lulz in America.]] | [[Image:White_pages_lulz.png|thumb|[[Ohio]] has the highest concentration of lulz in America.]] | ||
[[Image:No_lulz.png|thumb|There are, however, no lulz to be found in [[Hollywood]]. [[Jews|We all know why that is.]]]] | [[Image:No_lulz.png|thumb|There are, however, no lulz to be found in [[Hollywood]]. [[Jews|We all know why that is.]]]] | ||
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[[Image:Corruptionoflulz.jpg|thumb|On ur shipments, corruptin ur lulz.]] | [[Image:Corruptionoflulz.jpg|thumb|On ur shipments, corruptin ur lulz.]] | ||
[[Image:Lolzturtle.gif|thumb|The infamous lulz [[I_Like_Turtles|turtle]].]] | [[Image:Lolzturtle.gif|thumb|The infamous lulz [[I_Like_Turtles|turtle]].]] | ||
[[Image:Lulz warrior turtle.jpg|thumb|The infamous lulz turtle in first stage battlemode.]] | [[Image:Lulz warrior turtle.jpg|thumb|200px|The infamous lulz turtle in first stage battlemode.]] | ||
[[Image:Lulz Turtle Liekz Mudkipz.gif|thumb|The infamous lulz turtle rapes a [[So i herd u liek mudkip|Mudkip]].]] | [[Image:Lulz Turtle Liekz Mudkipz.gif|thumb|200px|The infamous lulz turtle rapes a [[So i herd u liek mudkip|Mudkip]].]] | ||
[[Image:Lulz Mech Turtle.jpg|thumb|The infamous lulz turtle in his final and most lulzy form.]] | [[Image:Lulz Mech Turtle.jpg|thumb|200px|The infamous lulz turtle in his final and most lulzy form.]] | ||
[[Image:LulzyBobby.gif|thumb|''King of the Hill'''s Bobby enjoys the lulz.]] | [[Image:LulzyBobby.gif|thumb|200px|[[Hank Hill|''King of the Hill'''s]] Bobby enjoys the lulz.]] | ||
[[Image:Antilolzturtle.gif|thumb|The [[anti-lulz]] turtle. LOLWUT!?]] | [[Image:Antilolzturtle.gif|thumb|200px|The [[anti-lulz]] turtle. LOLWUT!?]] | ||
[[Image:Olde Time Lulz.gif|thumb|Ye olde time lulz turtle.]] | [[Image:Olde Time Lulz.gif|thumb|200px|Ye olde time lulz turtle.]] | ||
[[Image:Lulzturtlehentai1.gif|thumb|Lulz rare turtle [[porn|pr0n]].]] | [[Image:Lulzturtlehentai1.gif|thumb|200px|Lulz rare turtle [[porn|pr0n]].]] | ||
[[Image:LOLZZZZ.jpg|thumb|The Teenage Mutant Lolz Turtles (TMLT)]] | [[Image:LOLZZZZ.jpg|thumb|200px|The Teenage Mutant Lolz Turtles (TMLT)]] | ||
[[Image:Lulzturtlepower.png|thumb|Yet again [[Rule 34| Rule 34]].]] | [[Image:Lulzturtlepower.png|thumb|200px|Yet again [[Rule 34| Rule 34]].]] | ||
{{quote| | {{quote| | ||
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Example: | Example: | ||
You're driving on a two lane highway, listening to music and whatshit, and suddenly, you see two people go in front of you and box you in, going at a shocking 20 miles an hour on a 60 mile an hour lane, forcing everyone to get in your way. The [[asshole]] in front of you decides to pull a prank and slams on his brakes. You cannot react in time and [[Buttsex|rear-end]] his car. He speeds off in his stupid | You're driving on a two lane highway, listening to music and whatshit, and suddenly, you see two people go in front of you and box you in, going at a shocking 20 miles an hour on a 60 mile an hour lane, forcing everyone to get in your way. The [[asshole]] in front of you decides to pull a prank and slams on his brakes. You cannot react in time and [[Buttsex|rear-end]] his car. He speeds off in his stupid lunchbox and the other guy takes an exit. Luckily, you get the guy's license plate (U42-6MN, Tampa, FL). You look up his information through the DMV, find his address, and launch your assault. [[spongebob|Every waking moment of his life will become a swirling torment of pain and misery.]] He will begin to look before opening the shower curtain, because half the time, you will be there with a knife in hand. He will not cross the road because you will be there waiting to run him over. He will not cook with salt because he thinks you laced it with cyanide. His life, terrorized. For the lulz. Win. | ||
The term lulz was coined by [[Jameth]], and is the only good reason to do anything, from [[troll]]ing to [[rape]]. After every action taken, you must make the epilogic [[dubious disclaimer]]: "[[I did it for the lulz]]." Sometimes you may see the word spelled as [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|luls or lolz]], but only if you are reading something written by a [[faggot]]. [[PROTIP|Pro Tip]]: If you feel particularly [[douchebag|pretentious]], or if you're talking to Frasier, use the term "epicaricacy" instead of lulz. | The term lulz was coined by [[Jameth]], and is the only good reason to do anything, from [[troll]]ing to [[rape]]. After every action taken, you must make the epilogic [[dubious disclaimer]]: "[[I did it for the lulz]]." Sometimes you may see the word spelled as [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|luls or lolz]], but only if you are reading something written by a [[faggot]]. [[PROTIP|Pro Tip]]: If you feel particularly [[douchebag|pretentious]], or if you're talking to Frasier, use the term "epicaricacy" instead of lulz. | ||
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*[[You|''You]] [[fail|cannot]] [[moralfag|understand]] [[For great justice|the complex]] [[Ftw|motivations]] [[anonymous|of anonymous.'']] [[faggot|''Faggot.'']] | *[[You|''You]] [[fail|cannot]] [[moralfag|understand]] [[For great justice|the complex]] [[Ftw|motivations]] [[anonymous|of anonymous.'']] [[faggot|''Faggot.'']] | ||
*''We will come together to strengthen our intelligence capabilities to know the plans of terrorists before they act and to find the lulz before they [[strike]].'' | *''We will come together to strengthen our intelligence capabilities to know the plans of [[You|terrorists]] before they act and to find the lulz before they [[strike]].'' | ||
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*''Typical result of lulz [[overdose]].'' | *''Typical result of lulz [[overdose]].'' | ||
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===The beginning=== | ===The beginning=== | ||
{{quote|Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, "Let there be lulz," and there was lulz. God saw that the lulz was good, and He separated the lulz from the | {{quote|Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, "Let there be lulz," and there was lulz. God saw that the lulz was good, and He separated the lulz from the anti-lulz. God called the lulz "'''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''," and the anti-lulz he called "[[Uncyclopedia]]." And there was pr0n, and there was pedophiles 窶・the first internets.|Genesis - The Bible}} | ||
===Ancient version=== | ===Ancient version=== | ||
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# We have nothing to fear, but Lulz itself - Franklin D. Roosevelt | # We have nothing to fear, but Lulz itself - Franklin D. Roosevelt | ||
# I did it for the lulz - Jack Ruby | # I did it for the lulz - Jack Ruby | ||
# The lulz squared is equal to the butthurt of the recipient squared multiplied by the value of the prank squared. - Pythagoras. | |||
===Totalulz=== | ===Totalulz=== | ||
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===The lulz scale=== | ===The lulz scale=== | ||
The Lulz Scale, currently in development by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] staff, will be used to rate everything [[OTI]] on a simple scale of Lulz. The Lulz Scale will vary between [[Uncyclopedia|0]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Over 9,000]]. A prototype has been released by a fan of Teh Lulz.[[File:Lulzometer.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The prototype Lulz-O-Meter]] | The Lulz Scale, currently in development by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] staff, will be used to rate everything [[OTI]] on a simple scale of Lulz. The Lulz Scale will vary between [[Uncyclopedia|0]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Over 9,000]]. A prototype has been released by a fan of Teh Lulz.[[File:Lulzometer.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The prototype Lulz-O-Meter]] | ||
===The Lulz Equation=== | |||
Founded by an AnonymousTip, the Lulz Equation can be used to build up Lulz in a numerical fashion which in turn may be used to boast about how big of an [[asshole]] [[you]] are. | |||
The Equation is as follows: | |||
Lulz = (C+R)-r*(M/Q) | |||
C = Comedy | |||
R = Victim's rage | |||
r = Your rage | |||
M = Your material | |||
Q = Quality of the material | |||
All variables are based on a scale 1-10. | |||
===Frunz=== | ===Frunz=== | ||
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The word "lul" means [[cock]] in the [[Dutch]] language, so whenever someone says "I did it for the lulz" they are quite literally saying "I did it for the cock." | The word "lul" means [[cock]] in the [[Dutch]] language, so whenever someone says "I did it for the lulz" they are quite literally saying "I did it for the cock." | ||
==Random shit== | |||
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==Lulz in different languages== | ==Lulz in different languages== | ||
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* [[Australian]] - <i> ridgey didge!</i> | * [[Australian]] - <i> ridgey didge!</i> | ||
* [[Nazi|German]] - <i>Schadenfreude</i> | * [[Nazi|German]] - <i>Schadenfreude</i> | ||
* [[French]] - <i>lﾃｩlz</i> | * [[French]] - <i>lﾃｩlz</i>, mdr | ||
* Jamaican - HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE | |||
* Finnish - <i>reps</i> | * Finnish - <i>reps</i> | ||
* Estonian - <i>kahjurõõm</i> | |||
* Sweedish - <i>lﾃｶlz</i> | * Sweedish - <i>lﾃｶlz</i> | ||
* Arab - <i> | * Dutch - Piemel | ||
* Jew - <i> | * Arab - <i>ههههههههههههتهههههخههههههععهههههههتتههههههكهههه</i> | ||
* Greek - <i> | * Jew - <i>ﾗ慵勉慵</i> | ||
* Greek - <i>ﾏπｱﾎｴﾎｹﾏπｼﾏ狐</i> | |||
* Hindi - <i>爨ｪ爨ｰ爨ｪ爭爨｡爨ｼ爨ｨ-爨ｰ爨､爨ｿ</i> | * Hindi - <i>爨ｪ爨ｰ爨ｪ爭爨｡爨ｼ爨ｨ-爨ｰ爨､爨ｿ</i> | ||
* [[Hungary|Hungarian]] - <i>káröröm</i> (Schadenfreude) | * [[Hungary|Hungarian]] - <i>káröröm</i> (Schadenfreude) | ||
* [[Japanese]] - <i> | * [[Japanese]] - <i>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</i> | ||
* [[ | * [[Korean]] - <i>ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</i> | ||
* [[Russian]] - <i>ﾐ嶢ｾﾐｻ / [[Trololo]]</i> | * [[Chinese]] - [[File:Lulz-Cantonese.jpg]] | ||
* [[Russian]] - <i>ﾐ嶢ｾﾐｻ / [[Trololo]]</i>,Axaxaxa | |||
* [[Italian]] - <i>Sadismo</i> | * [[Italian]] - <i>Sadismo</i> | ||
* Norweigian - <i>Sadisme</i> | * Norweigian - <i>Sadisme</i> | ||
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* Slovak - <i>Vﾃ｡ﾄｾaﾅ･ sa</i> | * Slovak - <i>Vﾃ｡ﾄｾaﾅ･ sa</i> | ||
* Slovenian - <i>Sadizem</i> | * Slovenian - <i>Sadizem</i> | ||
* Polish - <i>O kurwa!</i> | * Polish - <i>O kurwa!</i> / <i>Beka w chuj</i> | ||
* Romanian - <i>caterincﾄ・or | * Romanian - <i>caterincﾄ・or mﾃ｢ﾅ｣ﾄ</i> | ||
* Turkish - <i> haha kop!</i> | * Turkish - <i> haha kop!</i> | ||
* Vietnamese - <i> | * Vietnamese - <i>Tao làm vì cái lulz</i> | ||
* Serbian - <i>ﾐ｡ﾐｰﾐｴﾐｸﾐｷﾐｰﾐｼ</i> | * Serbian - <i>ﾐ｡ﾐｰﾐｴﾐｸﾐｷﾐｰﾐｼ</i> | ||
* Portuguese - <i>Risosz</i> | * Portuguese - <i>Risosz</i> | ||
* Estonian - <i>Lﾃｵlz</i> | * Estonian - <i>Lﾃｵlz</i> | ||
* Yiddish - <i> | * Yiddish - <i>ﾗ慵蹟ｸﾗ</i> | ||
* Thai - <i> | * Thai - <i>犧金ｸｲ犧扉ｸｴ犧ｪ犧｡犹</i> and 555555555 | ||
* Belarusian - <i>ﾐ･ﾐｰz-ﾑ・ｰz-ﾑ・ｰz</i> | * Belarusian - <i>ﾐ･ﾐｰz-ﾑ・ｰz-ﾑ・ｰz</i> | ||
* Pig latin - <i>ulz-lay</i> | * Pig latin - <i>ulz-lay</i> | ||
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* Malaysian - <i>WAKENABEB</i> | * Malaysian - <i>WAKENABEB</i> | ||
* [[4chan|Chanisian]] - <i>trolulzulzulzulzulz</i> | * [[4chan|Chanisian]] - <i>trolulzulzulzulzulz</i> | ||
==The Lulls== | ==The Lulls== | ||
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==Guaranteed lulz== | ==Guaranteed lulz== | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSgt1MK76rs A fatty raging at ED] - laughing at, but not with, [[fat]] kids is always lulzy | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSgt1MK76rs A fatty raging at ED] - laughing at, but not with, [[fat]] kids is always lulzy. >[[antilulz|This shit is not lulz worthy]] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://archive.is/lCiY8 LULZ.FM] | ||
* [http://www. | * [http://www.xvideos.com/video370047/pterodactyl_dinosaur_spermo_plasmoids Pterodactyl Sex] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://archive.is/zRBUn Caseypedia] - a [[Casey Serin|deep well]] of delicious, thirst-quenching schadenfreude. [[Pepe|Feels good man]]. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|LULZery|lulzgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|LULZery|lulzgallery|center|<gallery perrow=4> | ||
Image:Serious-lulz.jpg | Image:Serious-lulz.jpg | ||
Image:Just_Do_It_For_the_LuLz!.jpg | Image:Just_Do_It_For_the_LuLz!.jpg | ||
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Image:Megannolulz.png|Attention whores like [[MeganSpeaks]] doesn't believe in lulz, but she will soon enough... | Image:Megannolulz.png|Attention whores like [[MeganSpeaks]] doesn't believe in lulz, but she will soon enough... | ||
Image:Lolz_cnn.jpg | Image:Lolz_cnn.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | ||
Image:TOWlulz.png|excuse me? | Image:TOWlulz.png|excuse me? | ||
Image:edlulz.jpg | Image:edlulz.jpg | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[I did it for the lulz]] | |||
*[[Lulz Map]] - Check here for a location of notable lulzy events! | |||
*[[For the evulz|Evulz]] | |||
*[[Heppum's Razor]] | *[[Heppum's Razor]] | ||
*[[Lol]] | *[[Lol]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* {{UkrED|Лулзи|UkrDramatica's article on LULZ}} | |||
* [http://www.lulzy.net/ Lulzy.net] | * {{KYM|memes/i-did-it-for-the-lulz|KYM on LULZ}} | ||
* [http:// | * [http://web.archive.org/web/20080708165810/http://www.lulzy.net/ Lulzy.net] | ||
* [http://lulz.com/ Lulz.com] | * [http://archive.is/PkJMo Seriouslulz.com] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://web.archive.org/web/20090714061332/http://lulz.com/ Lulz.com] | ||
* [http://lulz.info/ Lulz] | * [http://archive.is/lCiY8 Lulz.FM] | ||
* [http://www. | * [http://web.archive.org/web/20070523115215/http://lulz.info/ Lulz] | ||
* [http://www.absforums.com/?showtopic=16446 Critical analysis of lulz] | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFOx0UYrzs Fox 11 report on lulz] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://web.archive.org/web/20081005082436/http://www.absforums.com/?showtopic=16446 Critical analysis of lulz] | ||
*[http://smartech.gatech.edu/bitstream/1853/28098/1/vichot_ray_200905_mast.pdf Even the academics know about teh lulz] | * [http://dagobah.net/flash/TMNT.swf Moar Lulz Turtle Porn] | ||
* [http://smartech.gatech.edu/bitstream/1853/28098/1/vichot_ray_200905_mast.pdf Even the academics know about teh lulz] | |||
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