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'''Milwin'''{{muslim}} was a 16-year-old ED user (and former EDitor) with the IQ of a [[Somalia|Somalian]] infant who went around [[Internet toughguy|threatening to ban people]], apparently unaware of the fact that he was not a sysop, and therefore couldn't ban anyone. By dickriding every possible person on the forums, he became the whore of Likeicare and [[user:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]]. Due to the fact that Milwin was a 16 year old sandnigger with a very limited vocabulary and IQ, he was incapable of defending himself and needed protection from multiple sysops such as Likeicare and [[user:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]]. Milwin's favorite activities included circle jerking on the ED forums, beating his meat to some hot [[beastiality]] porn and getting beat by his dad for not praying to [[Allah]]. | |||
[[File:milwin forum sig.png|thumb|[[LINK MAH BOIIIII|Squadala!]]]] | |||
{{quote|I really don't get why posting gay sex is fine while posting bestiality will get you banned, the only places it's illegal is new zealand and the netherlands, so i'm just wondering|Milwin, being anti-homosexual and pro-zoophile}} | {{quote|I really don't get why posting gay sex is fine while posting bestiality will get you banned, the only places it's illegal is new zealand and the netherlands, so i'm just wondering|Milwin, being anti-homosexual and pro-zoophile}} | ||
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Milwin's primary contribution to Encyclopedia Dramatica was complaining about the wiki on the [[EDF2|ED forums]]. When he had Editor privileges that enabled him to contribute to the main page, Milwin preferred to bitch and complain about the work of others, instead of actually contributing anything of value to ED himself; however, he did author the [[PewDiePie]] article, but who cares about that stuff anyways? Due to his inactivity for long periods of time, his Editor status has been revoked. | Milwin's primary contribution to Encyclopedia Dramatica was complaining about the wiki on the [[EDF2|ED forums]]. When he had Editor privileges that enabled him to contribute to the main page, Milwin preferred to bitch and complain about the work of others, instead of actually contributing anything of value to ED himself; however, he did author the [[PewDiePie]] article, but who cares about that stuff anyways? Due to his inactivity for long periods of time, his Editor status has been revoked. | ||
[[File:Furry_toast.jpg|right|thumb|174px|Milwin being eaten out by his master [[user:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]]]] | |||
[[File:cobaltcat_irl.jpg|right|thumb|174px|[[user:Cobaltcat|Cobaltcat]], a Dane with cerebral palsy.]] | |||
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|Judging from the current [[Main Page|frontpage]] on the wiki, anyone vandalizing it would would make a much better frontpage than the [[User:Schnookums|unfunny cunt who made it.]] | |Judging from the current [[Main Page|frontpage]] on the wiki, anyone vandalizing it would would make a much better frontpage than the [[User:Schnookums|unfunny cunt who made it.]] | ||
|Milwin, [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica. | |Milwin, [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/before-you-criticise-the-ed-admin.16578/#post-545054 his wonderful example of how to be an EDitor.] | ||
|i have no idea who you are please leave me alone!!!! | |i have no idea who you are please leave me alone!!!! | ||
|[[User_talk:Oliver_Hart#1|Milwin without his butt buddies from EDF.]] | |[[User_talk:Oliver_Hart#1|Milwin without his butt buddies from EDF.]] | ||
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== Bestiality advocate == | == Bestiality advocate == | ||
Milwin admitted to watching bestiality and apparently has a preference for male animals. | Milwin admitted to watching bestiality and apparently has a preference for male animals. | ||
Unable to be original, Milwin | Unable to be original, Milwin took a page directly from Onideus' book and attempted to use reversals, claiming that people who objected to allowing bestiality on Encyclopedia Dramatica must secretly be zoophiles, who are ashamed of themselves. | ||
{{quote3|Dunno why anyone would think that, they're only banned in like 2 fucking places and those two places won't affect ED at all.<br /> | {{quote3|Dunno why anyone would think that, they're only banned in like 2 fucking places and those two places won't affect ED at all.<br /> | ||
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== The brave little nonce [[Done with ED|leaves forevar]] == | == The brave little nonce [[Done with ED|leaves forevar]] == | ||
In August [[2014]], Milwin made his {{EDFthread|im-the-darkness-that-rules-your-mind.17571|final thread}} on [[EDF2]] and announced his final and everlasting [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica. | In August [[2014]], Milwin made his {{EDFthread|im-the-darkness-that-rules-your-mind.17571|final thread}} on [[EDF2]] and announced his final and everlasting [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/members/milwin.3088/#profile-post-39047 flounce] from ED. He then presumably returned to doing [[Jihad|whatever]] it is that juvenile sand niggers are wont to do, taking his [[Faggot of the Year]] award with him... [[and nothing of value was lost]]. | ||
<center><youtube>GFyI6ydHfGQ</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>GFyI6ydHfGQ</youtube></center> | ||
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* [[Faggot_of_the_Year#2013|2013 Faggot of the Year]] | * [[Faggot_of_the_Year#2013|2013 Faggot of the Year]] | ||
* [[User:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] | * [[User:Cobaltcat|CobaltCat]] | ||
* [[Beastiality]] | * [[Beastiality]] | ||
* [[Zoophile]] | * [[Zoophile]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
*{{ | *{{EDF2thread|bestiality-isnt-illegal.16491|Bestiality isn't illegal}} - Milwin advocates allowing bestiality on Encyclopedia Dramatica. | ||
*{{ | *{{EDF2thread|i-love-cobalt.16707|Circlejerk on the forums}} - Milwin + Likeicare + Cobaltcat = [[Buttsex|<3]] | ||
{{animals}} | {{animals}} | ||
{{Edforumseries}} | {{Edforumseries}} | ||
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