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'''VenomFangX''' (powerword: Shawn Karon of Thornhill, Ontario, [[Canada]], and the long lost twin brother of Neil Patrick Harris) is wrong. About everything. Always.<br> | '''VenomFangX''' (powerword: Shawn Karon of Thornhill, Ontario, [[Canada]], and the long lost twin brother of Neil Patrick Harris) is wrong. About everything. Always.<br> | ||
Although he appears, on the surface, to be yet another | Although he appears, on the surface, to be yet another evangelical, fundamentalist, geocentrist, young-earth-creationism-spouting preacherbot wannabe... he is also soooooo much less. Already investigated for defrauding a children's hospital before even the age of 26, he is proof positive that the next generation of Oily TV Preachers is going to be worse than the current crop. | ||
=Meet VenomfagX= | =Meet VenomfagX= | ||
This appalling, pint-sized cult leader can easily be recognized by a grin smarmier than the [[Joker]] (who is apparently one of his rolemodels.) His main goal in life is to spread his gospel far and wide, no matter the cost; and no, I don't mean Christianity. What Venom peddles may ''appear'' to be an especially lame version of Protestantism, but it really is just a dumbed down repackaging of the toilet overflowings of "Dr." Kent Hovind, | This appalling, pint-sized cult leader can easily be recognized by a grin smarmier than the [[Joker]] (who is apparently one of his rolemodels.) His main goal in life is to spread his gospel far and wide, no matter the cost; and no, I don't mean Christianity. What Venom peddles may ''appear'' to be an especially lame version of Protestantism, but it really is just a dumbed down repackaging of the toilet overflowings of "Dr." [[Kent Hovind]], a creatard that even other creatards laugh at. Venom puts his own spin on the Hovindist dribble, by which I mean Venom gays it up. Most Gaydar technology spontaneously overloads and commits seppuku everytime this glassy-eyed [[attention whore|Attention whoring gimp]] shows his oh-so-punchable face.<br> | ||
Yes, Venom unwittingly answers the question: "What if [[Morrissey]] and [[Ted Haggard]] had a butt-baby?" Answer: You get a metrosexual televangelist with all the bad personality traits of an overrated European popstar. | Yes, Venom unwittingly answers the question: "What if [[Morrissey]] and [[Ted Haggard]] had a butt-baby?" Answer: You get a metrosexual televangelist with all the bad personality traits of an overrated European popstar. | ||
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====Influences==== | ====Influences==== | ||
Judging by his form of argumentation, you can tell [[Kent Hovind]] influenced him. Kent is an American Young Earth creationist and UFO conspiracy theorist. Hovind is famous for creation magick seminars that aim to convince morons to reject modern theories of evolution with "propaganda" such as his diploma mill PhD and made up shit from crackpot creationist websites. Which is rich, because even in the clown college that is | Judging by his form of argumentation, you can tell [[Kent Hovind]] influenced him. Kent is an American Young Earth creationist and UFO conspiracy theorist. Hovind is famous for creation magick seminars that aim to convince morons to reject modern theories of evolution with "propaganda" such as his diploma mill PhD and made up shit from crackpot creationist websites. Which is rich, because even in the clown college that is creation "science", [[Kent Hovind]] is considered an embarrassing dolt. That bastion of creationist "acumen" called AnswersinGenesis.com has for years insisted that everyone stop using Hovinds hypotheses, because they are too stupid and too easily debunked....even by creatard standards. | ||
Hovinds convictions for fraud and tax evasion (and his current filthy, filthy hobby of being the entire cell blocks involuntary sperm receptacle) gives the | Hovinds convictions for fraud and tax evasion (and his current filthy, filthy hobby of being the entire cell blocks involuntary sperm receptacle) gives the creatard movement even more reasons to distance themselves from him. | ||
{{ytplus|Now We Know What Chaps Kent's Hide: Unlubricated Assrape|<center><youtube>M8J9sTDaPQQ</youtube></center>|He used to get on his knees for Jesus, the Jewish Zombie Saviour. Now he gets on his knees for Jésus Cruz, A Puerto Rican drug mule.|}} | {{ytplus|Now We Know What Chaps Kent's Hide: Unlubricated Assrape|<center><youtube>M8J9sTDaPQQ</youtube></center>|He used to get on his knees for Jesus, the Jewish Zombie Saviour. Now he gets on his knees for Jésus Cruz, A Puerto Rican drug mule.|}} | ||
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* He loves saying stupid shit that is easy to prove wrong. | * He loves saying stupid shit that is easy to prove wrong. | ||
Therefore, like all the other | Therefore, like all the other creatard fuckwits on Youtube, he... | ||
* Sets Video responses to approval only. | * Sets Video responses to approval only. | ||
* Disables Voting on his videos (right after using socks to bump them up). | * Disables Voting on his videos (right after using socks to bump them up). | ||
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<center>''''What Kinda Peckertrack would Abuse the DMCA!?''''</center> | <center>''''What Kinda Peckertrack would Abuse the DMCA!?''''</center> | ||
<center><big>'''''BEHOLD! the Dark Stain of DMCA Abusing Dograpists!'''''</big></center> | <center><big>'''''BEHOLD! the Dark Stain of DMCA Abusing Dograpists!'''''</big></center> | ||
<center><big><u><tt>'''''[[Brett Keane]]...[[Inmendham]]...[[MPAA]]...[[RIAA]]'''''</tt></u></big></center> | <center><big><u><tt>'''''[[Brett Keane]]...[[Inmendham]]...[[MPAA]]...[[RIAA]]...[[VenomFangX]]'''''</tt></u></big></center> | ||
==The Circlejerk of Creationist Trolls== | ==The Circlejerk of Creationist Trolls== | ||
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* [[TheAmazingAtheist]] | * [[TheAmazingAtheist]] | ||
* [[Victim Complex]] | * [[Victim Complex]] | ||
*[[Tony48219]] | |||
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | * [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | ||
* [[Way of the master]] | * [[Way of the master]] | ||