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If there is one [[homosexual|consistent]] piece of the tapestry that is the net, it's this: [[no|everyone on the net wants to read your thoughts on everything]]. So you need a blog, however both [[LiveJournal]] and [[Blogspot]] are old and irrelevant and [[Tumblr]] is full of SJWs and furfags. So what do you do? | If there is one [[homosexual|consistent]] piece of wisdom on the tapestry that is the net, it's this: [[no|everyone on the net wants to read your thoughts on everything]]. So you need a blog, however both [[LiveJournal]] and [[Blogspot]] are old and irrelevant and [[Tumblr]] is full of SJWs and furfags. So what do you do? | ||
And for this, ladies and gentleman, meet WordPress! The [[shit nobody cares about|latest]] and [[fad|greatest]] blogging platform. Do you [[basement dweller|have trouble conversing]] without the use of [[emojis]]? Do you think [[Black Jesus|Obama]]'s idea of [[Canada|socialized health care]] is detrimental to the [[capitalism|free market]]? Do you often wear a [[furfag|fur suit]]? Well, worry no more. The [[faggotry|magic]] that is WordPress: where the [[loser|people]] of the [[circlejerk|world]] may bask in your [[usi|glory]]. | And for this, ladies and gentleman, meet WordPress! The [[shit nobody cares about|latest]] and [[fad|greatest]] blogging platform. Do you [[basement dweller|have trouble conversing]] without the use of [[emojis]]? Do you think [[Black Jesus|Obama]]'s idea of [[Canada|socialized health care]] is detrimental to the [[capitalism|free market]]? Do you often wear a [[furfag|fur suit]]? (in which case why aren't you on Tumblr as forementioned) Well, worry no more. The [[faggotry|magic]] that is WordPress: where the [[loser|people]] of the [[circlejerk|world]] may bask in your [[usi|glory]]. | ||
==How it works== | ==How it works== | ||
===Step 1=== | ===Step 1=== | ||
First and foremost, form an [[opinion]] on some [[lolwut|very important subjects]]. It can be anything of importance, in fact; everything you do and think is [[false|important]]. Don't forget: WordPress is [[open source]], so all the [[nerd|greatest minds]] of the internet [[lie|went into this creation]]. Did that latest Supreme Court ruling really piss you off? Is this still [[americunt|America]]? Good. You're ready for step two. | First and foremost, form an [[opinion]] (if possible) on some [[lolwut|very important subjects]]. It can be anything of importance, in fact; everything you do and think is [[false|important]]. Don't forget: WordPress is [[open source]], so all the [[nerd|greatest minds]] of the internet [[lie|went into this creation]]. Did that latest [[Supreme Court]] ruling really piss you off because it contradicted your political views? Is this still [[americunt|America]]? Good. You're ready for step two. | ||
===Step 2=== | ===Step 2=== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
[http://anonym.to/https://wordpress.com/ Start a blog today!] | *[http://anonym.to/https://wordpress.com/ Start a blog today!] | ||
{{sites}} | {{sites}} | ||