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| ''<s>Not</s> To be confused with: [[Sherrod]]'' | | ''<s>Not</s> To be confused with: [[Sherrod]]''<br> |
| | ''For a list of lolcows, [[list of lolcows|click here]].'' |
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| A '''lol-cow''' ''(latin: Rideo Risi Risum Bos taurus)'' is a victim of a [[Flame War]] who can't help but be milked for [[lulz]] time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves. | | A '''lol-cow''' ''(latin: Rideo Risi Risum Bos taurus)'' is a victim of a [[Flame War]] who can't help but be milked for [[lulz]] time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves. |
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| A good [[troll|Flame Warrior]] can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some [[Retarded|unknown reason]], the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity. | | A good [[troll|Flame Warrior]] can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some [[Retarded|unknown reason]], (With only a few exceptions) the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity. |
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| The [[Steven Slater|most wonderful examples]] of lol-cows are when the lol-cow initially tried to set themselves up as a formidable internet entity. A certain [[David Miscavige|dwarf]] attempted to set himself up as the King of Trolls, but was soon turned into a lol-cow by nearly everybody on the internets. Despite his moos of protest, and his claims to be the greatest of minds, nearly everybody milks him for what they can get. That is usually quite a bit. | | The [[Steven Slater|most wonderful examples]] of lol-cows are when the lol-cow initially tried to set themselves up as a formidable internet entity. A certain [[David Miscavige|dwarf]] attempted to set himself up as the King of Trolls, but was soon turned into a lol-cow by nearly everybody on the internets. Despite his moos of protest, and his claims to be the greatest of minds, nearly everybody milks him for what they can get. That is usually quite a bit. |
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| [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|SCIENCE!]] | | [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|SCIENCE!]] |
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| == Lol-cows must-have ==
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| *Response to stimulus (see [[Occupatio]]).
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| (__) <-- horns. Milked by [[homo]]s when they can't find lol-bull.
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| ^^ ^^
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| ||\\ || <-- cock, sucked by [[fag]]s, who don't like lol-cows because they're [[female]].
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| ^^ ^^ Lol-bull
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| ==Examples==
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| Lolcows often gather and perform activities worthy of four seconds of lulz:
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| <youtube>FavUpD_IjVY</youtube>
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| == The LOLi-Cow == | | == The LOLi-Cow == |
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| == List of cows == | | == List of cows == |
| | | {{Main|List of lolcows}} |
| [[Image:Lolcow Collage.jpg|thumb|right|A herd of lolcows.]]
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| [[Image:Divineangel_lolcow.jpg|thumb|right|A typical lolcow.]]
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| [[Image:I R HUNTING LOLCOWS.jpg|thumb|[[unfunny|I Willz Haz cheezburgerz!]]]]
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| [[Image:Lol-cow-pink.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[IRL]] lolcow.]]
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| [[Image:Mega Man Lolcow Stages.png|thumb|right|[[Mega Man|Select your stage]]!]]
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| *[[Alexander_Jahans]]
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| *[[Addy]]
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| *[[Ahuviya Harel]]
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| *[[Alex Jones]]
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| *[[Alexander4488]]
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| *[[Amuria]]
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| *[[Anailaigh]]
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| *[[Angela Beesley]]
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| *[[Angry Homo Kid]]
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| *[[AnimatedJames]]
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| *[[Anita Sarkeesian]]
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| *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
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| *[[Anthonytoney]]
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| *[[User:Another_n00b|Another_n00b]]
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| *[[Bean]]
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| *[[The_Great_Livejournal_Content_Strike_of_2008|Beckyzoole]]
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| *[[Bikerfox]]
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| *[[BlueCatRiolu]]
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| *[[Brianna Wu]]
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| *[[Chaindix]]
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| *[[Chasethehedgehog]]
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| *[[cheese1997]]
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| *[[Cheeyev]]
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| *[[Chris Forcand]]
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| *[[Chris Hansen]]
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| *[[Chris-chan]]
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| *[[Connor Cochran]]
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| *[[CopperCab]]
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| *[[Corky]]
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| *<strike>[[Cyndilovespiccolo]]</strike> – Grew up and learned how to act properly.
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| *[[Dalavesta]] – ''WoW'' Moon Guard's IRL dog fucker.
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| *[[Dan Lirette]]
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| *[[DestinyMew]]
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| *[[DivineAngel]]
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| *[[Doe Deere]]
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| *[[Don Henrie]]
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| *[[Drago-dracini]]
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| *[[Dragonmorph]]
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| *[[Durova]]
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| *[[DrMusic2]]
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| *[[Dwarlinggirlxcore]]
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| *[[Bitsytalk|Eeveen]]
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| *Every single half assed and crappy [[MUGEN]] creator. ( Josh Geary, Beanfan112, George Goodlake/Wlanmaniax, [[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]], Daniel9x7gmc (before 2011), and Jesse Beaudry )
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| *[[Fists_The_Echidna]]
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| *[[Furries]]
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| *[[FuturisticHub]]
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| *[[Girlvinyl]]
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| *[[GoddessMillenia]]
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| *[[Gorgeous George]]
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| *[[Hal Turner]]
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| *[[Hol Tiger]]
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| *[[Hozupindahows00s]]
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| *[[I Dislike Cis People]]
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| *[[InSaNe-REYNARD]] a.k.a. Straitfox.
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| *[[Inmendham]]
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| *[[Intellectual Checkmate]]
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| *[[Jared Milton]]
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| *[[Jerry Peet]]
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| *[[jfreedan|Carey Ray Martell (Jfreedan)]]
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| *[[Jihadunspun.com]]
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| *[[Jolene JRyda]]
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| *[[Josephthelover]]
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| *[[Juggalo|ICP fans]]
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| *[[JustinRPG]]
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| *[[Kimmo Alm]]
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| *[[Krimpet]]
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| *[[Liart66]] (Sarah Lester)
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| *[[Littlefag]]
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| *[[Lizziey]]
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| *[[Lord Foxworth]]
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| *[[Lord Rexington Fear]]
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| *[[Love Shy]]
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| *[[Luigispiritkeeper08]]
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| *[[Luvmonkeys]]
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| *[[Mariotehplumber]]
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| *[[Matrooko11]]
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| *[[MeganSpeaks]] a.k.a. MeganLeeHeart, a.k.a. Chrissie 'The Megan' Barmore.
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| *[[Meta527II]]
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| *[[Mike Matei]]
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| *[[MissLaVey]]
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| *[[Misterpoet]]
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| *[[MONGO]]
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| *[[Montagraph]]
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| *[[MylarBalloonFan]]
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| *[[Nate Spidgewood]]
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| *[[nathanr]]
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| *[[Neo-classic-neko]]
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| *[[NephilimFree]]
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| *[[Nick Bravo|Nick "Corky" Bravo""]]
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| *[[Nihilistic Snake]]
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| *[[Best Korea|North Korea]]
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| *[[Onigojirakaiju]] – An unmilked LOLcow with a reptile fetish.
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| *[[Oprah Winfrey]]
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| *<s>[[ParkourDude91]]</s> – He's a troll.
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| *[[Paris Hilton]]
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| *[[PissedOffVideoGamer|The Pissed Off Video Gamer]]
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| *[[Pixelbee]]
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| *[[Plotahedron9]]
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| *[[Prince Jeremy]]
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| *[[Rachel Corrie]]
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| *[[Randomlaughingman]]
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| *[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
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| *[[R0B3KA789/Rebecca K. Lunetta|R0b3ka789]]
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| *[[Robert Tracey]]
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| *[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
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| *[[RuffnRoboticGiusep]]
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| *[[sapphydracases]]
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| *[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
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| *[[Sceptre]]
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| *[[Selene]]
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| *[[SephirothPrincess941]]
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| *[[Shoe0nHead]]
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| *[[Snapesnogger]]
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| *[[SnackyCakes2008]]
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| *[[SokiTwopaw]]
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| *[[Super Minecraft Kid]]
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| *[[Takedownman]]
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| *[[Tawneelynne]]
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| *[[Teruchan]]
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| *[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
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| *The [[LifeInATent|Martin]] [[WeatherManKevin|Twins]]
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| *[[The Unknown Autobot]]
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| *[[Thor]]
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| *[[Thunderf00t]]
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| *[[Timbox]]
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| *[[Toby J Rathjen]]
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| *[[Tom Cruise]]
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| *[[Ulillillia]]
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| *[[UltimateUKFFFan]]
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| *[[Universal]]
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| *[[Ursweety]]
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| *[[Video Game Reviewers|Video game reviewers]]
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| *[[Vonhelton]]
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| *[[Xavia]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *[[Zac Bertschy]]
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| *[[Zoe Quinn]]
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| ==See Also== | | ==See Also== |
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| *[[Lolcats]] | | *[[Lolcats]] |
| *[[Lolcow.farm]] | | *[[Lolcow.farm]] |
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| [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] |
| [[Category: Epithets]] | | [[Category:Epithets]] |
