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[[Best Korea|North Korea]]: The pimps with the nukes. <br/> | [[Best Korea|North Korea]]: The pimps with the nukes. <br/> | ||
[[Good Korea|South Korea]]: The players with the shitty tech. | [[Good Korea|South Korea]]: The players with the shitty tech. | ||
[[File:KoreanBDSMWhore.jpg|thumb|right|Americans brutally tortured Korean Civilians during the Korea War in both Koreas]] | |||
According to [[Conservative|Samuel Huntington]] the whole idea is for Good Korea to inherit Evil Korea's Nukes after they all starve, thus joining the Nuclear Club, guilt-free. | According to [[Conservative|Samuel Huntington]] the whole idea is for Good Korea to inherit Evil Korea's Nukes after they all starve, thus joining the Nuclear Club, guilt-free. | ||
== How to Troll a Korean == | == How to Troll a Korean == | ||
[[Image:chop.jpg|thumb|An actual Korean reaction to Takeshima related issues.]] | [[Image:chop.jpg|thumb|An actual Korean reaction to Takeshima related issues.]] | ||
[[Image:Korean.jpg|thumb|The only sport Koreans give a shit about is [[Starcraft]].]] | [[Image:Korean.jpg|thumb|The only sport Koreans give a shit about is [[Starcraft]].]] | ||
# Say ''anything'' good about Japan at all. [[Seriously]], try it; it works. For more lulz, "mistake" them for Japanese: enjoy the effects. | # Say ''anything'' good about Japan at all. [[Seriously]], try it; it works. For more lulz, "mistake" them for Japanese: enjoy the effects. | ||
# Go around saying that Koreans originate from Southeast Asia, like this [http://www.youtube.com/user/SouthEastAsianUnion/ gook], and all the studies done in major universities are all [[lulz|lulz]]. | # Go around saying that Koreans originate from Southeast Asia, like this [http://www.youtube.com/user/SouthEastAsianUnion/ gook], and all the studies done in major universities are all [[lulz|lulz]]. | ||
# Buy a Korean girl a fake designer purse (make sure it is a good fake, they have a sense that allows them to be able to sniff out all but the best fakes), have sex with her (should be no problem once she thinks you bought her something expensive with some French or Italian guy's name on it), then reveal to her that the purse is a fake that you bought off some Nigerian guy at a flea market for $10 and watch as her head implodes with rage. | # Buy a Korean girl a fake designer purse (make sure it is a good fake, they have a sense that allows them to be able to sniff out all but the best fakes), have sex with her (should be no problem once she thinks you bought her something expensive with some French or Italian guy's name on it), then reveal to her that the purse is a fake that you bought off some Nigerian guy at a flea market for $10 and watch as her head implodes with rage. | ||
# Say "Dokdo (Takeshima for more lulz) belongs to Japan!" This is guaranteed to send any Korean into an epic rage. An EPIC, EPIC RAGE. | # Say "Dokdo (Takeshima for more lulz) belongs to Japan!" This is guaranteed to send any Korean into an epic rage. An EPIC, EPIC RAGE. | ||
# Explain to them how wonderful the Kim dynasty is, then ask their opinion on the family. | # Explain to them how wonderful the Kim dynasty is, then ask their opinion on the family. | ||
# Tell them that most Korean words come from China. | # Tell them that most Korean words come from China. | ||
# Ask them how many times Korea has been invaded. | # Ask them how many times Korea has been invaded. | ||
# Call them "gook," "chink," "Chinese," or "panface." (Obviously this is not trolling. Koreans will become [[Cho Seung Hui]]) | # Call them "gook," "chink," "Chinese," or "panface." (Obviously this is not trolling. Koreans will become [[Cho Seung Hui]]) | ||
# Tell a Korean girl she'd look so much better with an eye job. | # Tell a Korean girl she'd look so much better with an eye job. | ||
# Tell them about your trip to Asia, and make sure to say that the Korean whores were the best. | # Tell them about your trip to Asia, and make sure to say that the Korean whores were the best. | ||
# Tell a Korean man that your girlfriend is Korean. | # Tell a Korean man that your girlfriend is Korean. | ||
# Ask if dog tastes good. | # Ask if dog tastes good. | ||
# Inform a Korean man that usually, when a Korean girl goes to college she can't get enough nigger dick. | # Inform a Korean man that usually, when a Korean girl goes to college she can't get enough nigger dick. | ||
# Tell a Korean man that his wife wasn't a virgin, she had hymen replacement surgery. Say that she was your girlfriend, during which time you fucked her as much as possible, and he's lucky to have such a sweet piece of ass. | # Tell a Korean man that his wife wasn't a virgin, she had hymen replacement surgery. Say that she was your girlfriend, during which time you fucked her as much as possible, and he's lucky to have such a sweet piece of ass. | ||
# Tell them that Japanese is an infinitely more beautiful language than Korean. | # Tell them that Japanese is an infinitely more beautiful language than Korean. | ||
# Tell them how Korea has [[truth|spent its entire history being the bitch of either China, Japan, or the USA]]. | # Tell them how Korea has [[truth|spent its entire history being the bitch of either China, Japan, or the USA]]. | ||
# Talk to them in Japanese and expect them to understand you completely. | # Talk to them in Japanese and expect them to understand you completely. | ||
Be careful; they often carry knives. | Be careful; they often carry knives. | ||
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# You mean nothing to us...except for Blizzard. | # You mean nothing to us...except for Blizzard. | ||
# KKKKIIILLLL NNNNOOOORRRRTTTTHHH KOOORREEEAAAAA | # KKKKIIILLLL NNNNOOOORRRRTTTTHHH KOOORREEEAAAAA | ||
# But After the 2010s, South Korean sentiment toward the United States has come to favor the United States, with the exception of a few anti-Americans. | |||
<center>[[Image:Boiled alive dogs asians.jpg|thumb|center|600px|Fun fact: koreans love dog meat, hell, [[DO IT FAGGOT|you can even taste one in a korean restaurant!]]]]</center> | |||
== Brutally True Facts About Koreans == | == Brutally True Facts About Koreans == | ||
[[File:Average Penis Size Throughout the World.jpg|thumb|Korean men have the smallest dicks in the world]] | [[File:Average Penis Size Throughout the World.jpg|thumb|Korean men have the smallest dicks in the world]] | ||
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# Their education is consistent of Hangul, and about the fucking island of Dokdo (Oh scratch that, Dokdo isn't even their land! LOL, it was Takeshima!) | # Their education is consistent of Hangul, and about the fucking island of Dokdo (Oh scratch that, Dokdo isn't even their land! LOL, it was Takeshima!) | ||
# Many Koreans, especially the ones in America, are hard-core evangelical Christians, and will openly discuss religion anywhere, anytime. Do not be surprised if a Korean sitting next to you on the bus asks you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. If you say, "no," he will proceed to give you a sermon, telling you that you will certainly go to hell. If you try to get away from him, he will follow you. | # Many Koreans, especially the ones in America, are hard-core evangelical Christians, and will openly discuss religion anywhere, anytime. Do not be surprised if a Korean sitting next to you on the bus asks you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. If you say, "no," he will proceed to give you a sermon, telling you that you will certainly go to hell. If you try to get away from him, he will follow you. | ||
# You should be glad you're not a [[Good Korea|South Korean]] citizen, because all male citizens are required to serve 2 years in the military, which is basically worthless since they're gonna suck America's cock for help again once there is a war. Most of their time is spent sucking their CO's cocks to not get beaten up and pulling out weeds with their bare hands while they're paid $100 a month to do so, which just shows that they're only meat shields to buy time for good old 'Murican freedom. | # You should be glad you're not a [[Good Korea|South Korean]] citizen, because all male citizens are required to serve 2 years in the military, which is basically worthless since they're gonna suck America's cock for help again once there is a war. Most of their time is spent sucking their CO's cocks to not get beaten up and pulling out weeds with their bare hands while they're paid $100 a month to do so, which just shows that they're only meat shields to buy time for good old 'Murican freedom where the women are exempt from this meaningless conscription. | ||
# Be cautious of any Koreans near you, [[Cho Seung-Hui|for one of them might want to go for a high score and blow up a college near you]]. | # Be cautious of any Koreans near you, [[Cho Seung-Hui|for one of them might want to go for a high score and blow up a college near you]]. | ||
# Any game from [[Starcraft|Blizzard]], [[League Of Legends|Riot]], or Nexon is just like oxygen for the Koreans, for if they stop playing it, they will die; [[World of Warcraft|they're much more important than their babies]]. | # Any game from [[Starcraft|Blizzard]], [[League Of Legends|Riot]], or Nexon is just like oxygen for the Koreans, for if they stop playing it, they will die; [[World of Warcraft|they're much more important than their babies]]. | ||
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# Korean women will stab to death their entire families for just a mere whiff of some white cock. | # Korean women will stab to death their entire families for just a mere whiff of some white cock. | ||
# They have nothing of their own. No tradition, but just copying others for the lulz and claiming it as a Korean invention. | # They have nothing of their own. No tradition, but just copying others for the lulz and claiming it as a Korean invention. | ||
# Had to invent the [[mukbang]] because half the population are friendless [[loser]]s. | |||
==Korean Videos== | ==Korean Videos== | ||
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